Depressionsausgabe
>Mach deinen Sohn zum Kreuzritter.
Ich hoffe ehrlich gesagt auf eine Tochter.
Zwillinge wären auch ganz nett.
Wenns ein Sohn wird levele ich ihn auf MINT.
>>56860643
>Ich hoffe ehrlich gesagt auf eine Tochter.
Johanna von Orléans denn eben, oder du miehmst mir zu früh.
>>56860669
>>>56860580
:^)
Viel Spaß beim knechten für den neuen Freund, der sie fickt, in deinem Haus, aus dem du nach der Scheidung anziehen musstest. Vielleicht kannst du dir ja eine ein Zimmer Wohnung leisten, neben all dem Unterhalt. Deinen Sohn darfst du möglicherweise auch einmal im Jahr sehen (nicht an solchen wichtigen Tagen wie Geburtstag, oder Einschulung etc.). Vielleicht will er dich auch garnicht mehr sehen nach dem Zeug das deine Frau über dich sagen wird.
Du wirst einfach nurnoch der Goldesel sein, während sie sich mit Mutombos 50cm Anankonda vergnügt und er dein Kind verdirbt.
Mfg
Sup 4ch, I'm a ukrainian fag and that's my first time on this imageboard. My english isn't very good, but I can speak with you on it. Also you can try to learn russian/ukrainian with me. Ask any questions because I have a lot of free time.
Pierogi or pelmeni?
Be careful this is very important question and might decide my view on Ukrainians for the rest of my life.
Hi Ukrainebro, which part of the country did you grow up in?
>I'm a ukranian fag
Too much ruskie cock in your bootyhole?
Has anyone else here taken a DNA test? My brother took one and it was interesting to see where are ancestors in Africa came from. What surprised you most about your results?
>>56859268
That is mostly bullshit I did 23andMe which is bullshit but not the same kind.
Anyways the only surprise is I'm less White than I thought, less Native American but more Asian via Malagasy ancestors my relatives thought were "Indians"
>>56859737
Cherokee princes
>>56859799
Well to be fair in the 1800's this would be an Indian
>Last good Republican president
>Little Rock 9
>Made Alaska and Hawaii states
>Balanced the Budget several time
>Top earners paid a 90% income tax rate in order to finance the Interestate Highway system.
>Created NASA
>Diplomacy first policy in the Cold War
Opinions?
>>56859250
>Not mentioning his predictive powers
He warned people about the Military-industrial complex.
Only war breeds good leaders
>>56859324
>warning people instead of trying to prevent it during his presidency
0/10
What's the worst thing in your country's history?
>>56859194
Allowing Australians to come in.
>>56859194
recognizing australia as a sovereign nation
Slavery tbqh
Is it really as dangerous to be in France as people say it is, or is it only in Paris?
>>56859162
It's highly dangerous tb.h we have such a rough life
>interacting with frogs, ever
wew
>>56859162
It's dangerous because all French do nightly necromancy rituals
>be american
>get islamed
>killed millions of them in return
>be yuro or yuro jr country like australia
>get islamed
>thank them with free passage into country, free apartments, and escort them on public transportation to let them know they're safe and loved
I better not see anyone ever call USA cucks again.
>>56859111
cuck
nice trips
>>56859142
Thanks yuro jr country jr
How much money do you have? I always wonder how much money people from other countries make/have in their accounts.
>>56858141
$4,123 in my bank account
Around $3,000 cash at home.
What could that get me in your country?
>>56858323
You've got quite lot of money. I'm jelly.
How much do you make in a month?
>What could that get me in your country?
What are you looking for?
>>56858141
$11,588.77 in checking
$33,438.13 in savings
a few thousand in 401k and ESPP
~$200,000 in a private investment account
Is it true americans put canadian flag patches on their luggage when travelling overseas?
>>56858021
Only slackjawed morons who can't handle the bantz
It's probably true for the self-hating liberal retards who travel the world to "see vibrant and diverse cultures".
Nah, but I've had the Swiss flag on my bag before.
Pic related
Would you rather be born Gay or Italian?
>>56857973
>gay
>italian
pick one
>>56857973
Is there any guarantee that you wouldn't be born a gay Italian or do you just get the natural odds on that?
>>56858022
You mean pick two?
Is anybody here raised religious? Teach me some prayers in your language.
All religions allowed, but I'm mostly curious about christians.
>>56856731
A traditional prayer of my people
This is my rifle. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will...
My rifle and I know that what counts in war is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our burst, nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit...
My rifle is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its barrel. I will keep my rifle clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will...
Before God, I swear this creed. My rifle and I are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.
So be it, until victory is America's and there is no enemy, but peace!
>>56856731
Гoвнo, зaлyпa, пeниc, хep, дaвaлкa, хyй, блядинa.
Гoлoвкa, жoпa, шлюхa, члeн, eблaн, пeтyх, cyдилa.
Pyкoблyд, ccaнинa, oчкo, блядyн, пeдpилa.
Cyкa, eблaнищe, влaгaлищe, пepдyн, дpoчилa.
I believe in God, the Father almighty,
creator of heaven and earth.
I believe in Jesus Christ, his only Son, our Lord,
who was conceived by the Holy Spirit
and born of the virgin Mary.
He suffered under Pontius Pilate,
was crucified, died, and was buried;
he descended to hell.
The third day he rose again from the dead.
He ascended to heaven
and is seated at the right hand of God the Father almighty.
From there he will come to judge the living and the dead.
I believe in the Holy Spirit,
the holy catholic* church,
the communion of saints,
the forgiveness of sins,
the resurrection of the body,
and the life everlasting. Amen.
>You have the lack of luck to be born in this depressive shithole called Brazil
>>56856314
I feel ya man
>>56856314
Do not be sad!
Brazil is very sunny, and full of friendly people!
Make some friends!
For the love of God stop with these threads you raging attention whore
Who else /non-white/ minority here?
And what are you doing here?
>nonwhites
>/int/
nice bait
>>56856251
>Who else /non-white/ minority here?
t b h I'm an Irish Canadian
>And what are you doing here?
tokin dank weed and makin dank memes
>>56856251
I'm a Bulgarian, just here to cuck the small dicked cancucks.
>American education
This is what ameriblubbers learn in school
No wonder they are so shit at geography lmao
>>56854717
Am I not allowed to be concerned for people any more?
>>56854717
yeah it's pretty sad that many people are raised without manners and you have to use fancy language in college to get people to not behave like cunts
Don't manterrupt me, faggot.
How do I get a Japanese girlfriend?
I just want to cuddle with a qt ;_;
Go to Japan?
Stop being an asshole to literally every nationality on /int/.
Get a million dollars.
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