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>>58404908
We chose to leave Vietnam. 1812 was a stalemate.
good night, sweet prince
TodavĂa no es de noche, pendejo.
>>58404828
*kisses you on forehead*
why don't americans celebrate anzac day?
>>58404735
We don't like failure
>>58404735
Do you celebrate 4th of July, or take a moment of silence for Pearl Harbor?
>>58404811
>we don't like failure
>>58404823
>Be Latin
>All of my male relatives are Fernando Martinezes smashing qts left and right
>Dad is 50
>Occasionally notice women in their 20s and 30s checking my dad out
>Sometimes women bite their lips when they hear my dad's accent
>All of my friends think my mom is a MILF
>Be 20 year old kissless virgin
Where did it all go wrong for me?
>>58404613
You're the token failure of the family. Me too.
>>58404613
chicano
What is this called in your country?
BIG
>>58404524
Big black cock. Is that what you wanted to hear?
Thaimaalainen fasaani
Rate my breakfast
Looks tasty, but put something in the rice, mate
>>58404501
What do you mean?
9/10
If you live in one of the boroughs outside of Manhattan you need a car.
>>58404244
>living in NYC at all
>>58404244
Don't you have a Metrocard?
>>58404520
This 2bh
The city smells like fucking trash.
this is what Jap think of white people
>implying isn't true
>>58404079
no neck?
>>58404079
>>58404125
anzac day?
What went wrong?
>have an island called Japan
If Chinese people have a high IQ why didn't they industrialize before the west?
What went so right?
Which Anglosphere country is the best?
>>58403780
canada
>>58403817
Good luck finding work outside of Toronto or Vancouver.
I'd say America's most fun
But I've never traveled further than 25 miles from my birth-town, so what do I know?
I can't wait lads.
>>58403744
DUDE
>inb4 cruz shills
Petraeus-Mattis 2020
>UN recognized nation-state
>How many of your country's leaders have been assassinated?
US
4
Bulgaria
6
all in the last 200 years
Only once, we're not barbarians
William the Silent got assasinated.
Johan and Cornelis de Witt got lynched.
Pim Fortuyn got shot right before elections (elections which he was gonna win)
So 3
i dont wanna kill myself
i dont know why, my life is a shit, no friends, no gf, virgin, family hates me
i think its because i play video games and i listen music, also im scared of death, i dont know if there are heaven or not
and you?
hi
how about some sedatives and them you try something to put an end to your pain?
>mfw spent 20 years doing nothing but playing video games
Couldn't possibly make that one up
Fucking deer.
pet it
cute
adopt it and feed it milk from a baby bottle
check em
Canada is easily the most disappointing colony of all it could've been something but now look at it. At least the currymen will be a superpower soon and the Aussies/kiwis are good at banter but Canada will always be a failure in my eyes. Such a waste should have let the French have it tbqh.
DUDE
>>58403321
FUCK YOU WORST DAD EVER I HAVE NO FATHER.
oh lucky, another parental failure thread! Shut the fuck up! I don't even know my brothers!