So the company I work for has decided(against their better judgement) to send me to Osaka for a week to attend a symposium.
I've already been assured that 90% of the people there will be speaking English but I have all but 0 knowledge of Japanese culture/customs. Any tips on not coming off as a western asshole and any insight on how to act professionally would be greatly appreciated. The """Japan Appreciation""" threads have offered no help.
Did you ask Japan general? They were pretty helpful to me when I needed help. Had a huge .zip with all sorts of useful info.
>>51828340
Nips will hate you for just being American, no point in trying to "act professionally".
1. Talk about anime as much as possible.
2. The word "kawaii" is the most polite thing you can say to them.
3. To fit in better, pronounce all "l"s as "r"s.
4. Bow as low as possible whenever somebody enters the room.
5. Buy a couple of kimonos and wear one everywhere you go.
i know this has been discussed a dozen times, but i still cannot understand how the brits can be so ugly.
the british have to be the ugliest creatures walking the earth.
of all the animals, of all the races, the british are by far the most repulsive living thing that has ever walked the earth.
i'm not trying to be disrespectful, but i can't for the life of me understand how the brits can be so ugly.
i don't mean to be rude, i just don't know how else to put it.
are the brits even earthlings? because no other living creature on planet earth is as ugly.
i mean, you can look at a monkey and find it cute, but you look at a brit and you find it repulsing.
you can look at a lion and think its majestic, but you look at a brit and you just think its disgusting.
you know you're ugly when animals are easier on the eyes than you.
looks wise, brits are literally below animals.
again, i'm not trying to be disrespectful, i'm just curious as to why the british are so ugly?
Happy?
>>51828032
all the handsome, cockney alphas left for the sunny shores of australia in the 1700s
shake my head
>Polish
Deus vult
>>51828020
Yeah m8, you're the bastard child of Germany and Russia.
>I don't live in a Swiss jew city that didn't see war for 500 years and has all the historical places untouched
http://www.businessinsider.com/chilling-predictions-world-future-ten-years-decade-2015-12?IR=T
Thoughts?
>>51827879
>Western Europe
>>51828062
Remember that an American group made this map.
Did a 10 year old come up with this """prediction"""?
Real people, no memes, no actors.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tObU0xki1c
>>51827810
I liked it desu
really depicts Finnish culture well, so what if they are niggers, at least there wasn't any shit Islamic culture presented
Perfect. Nothing here to complain about.
>>51828327
>>51828135
Same. Beautifully shot. A good ad for the country.
>Britain comes to France's aid in WWI and WWII at the cost of over a million British lives
>hurr fucking perfidious anglos
Is there a worse country on Earth than France?
yes
the UK
fucking perfidious albion
>>51827633
>""""""great""""" britain
>betrayed Portugal, their greatest ally
>sided with the US instead of Canada
>give us the codes or we nuke Buenos Aires
Yes.
Honestly the English have caused more pain and suffering than any other race in human history in only 500 years. Even ISIS is better than you.
what is your real first name
- darvin
the fuck is that supposed to mean? dumbshit
>>51827629
Sheikh Muhammad ibn Taqiyya is my name.
>>51827641
asians get that all the time
i tell them i am bill and they are like what is your real name
so how does that feel huh
When Britain first, at Heaven's command
Arose from out the azure main
thats a really stupid song and only the chorus is even remotely catchy
i cant be the only person who thinks this
>>51827553
>mfw school uniform took after the brit's uniform at waterloo
Is HIV a man-made virus?
>>51827467
HIV is a mutation of the chimpanzee SIV.
>>51827467
The CIA invented HIV to keep the black man down. They have a cure but only the Rothschilds have access to it. I use to work for the US government and can verify.
>>51827467
>Hivtugal
morality edition
>>51827315
>>51827217
sorry desu lad
first for bringing back Dan, unless its an old meme and we're giving up and then im sorry idk
martha stewart
Why does 4chan block my country?
lots of commercial spammers using IPs from your country maybe
>>51827170
that makes sense, I had to buy the pass thing and petray my poorfag status
Pollution in Beijing is so high that people can't see anything further than a few meters away.
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-35026363
>breathing this 24/7
Then people wonder why chinks are ugly as hell. Imagine the deformities.
>>51827091
>>51827154
so do you wanna go back to uk? i can't understand your people what's your real mind about china?
1. Your country.
2. Do you live in a white-majority region?
3. Are you white?
no
no
>1. Your country.
California
>2. Do you live in a white-majority region?
No
>3. Are you white?
Yes
2. Yes
3. Yes
>Melanintugal
Do you like social media?
>portugay
I really don't. I have on guy on my facebook added and 6 pending friend requests but I can't be arsed to log in and delete it so I keep being reminded of it.
>>51826985
>Australia
>social media
Mexico is a great country. It is the top 10 destination in the world. We are not violent at all.
Even We have American,Spanish,Argentine,Colombian, Centro American, Chinese,Lebanese immigration here?
Why Do Holywood threat us like wild savages?
Mexico more engineers than USA, Germany,and Brazil
Mexico's Surprising Engineering Strength
http://www.bloomberg.com/bw/articles/2013-11-27/mexicos-surprising-engineering-strength
World. Dont underestimate us.
>>51826884
they always need virtual enemies as comparison with 'justice America' otherwise the deconstruction of their matrix is inevitable.
>>51826971
hai. US is retarded LOL
>>51826884
They want to anex your territory, so they make muricans to hate mexicans. When the time will come, murican will purge mexicans with no mercy
