FFFFFRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIDDDDDAAAAAYYYYY WOOOOOOOHOOOOO!!!! edition
>Official Unofficial Rules
1. Post something in your language or request something in someone else's
B. Go to http://www.vocaroo.com/ and record yourself
iii. Post your recording and receive criticism, and critique other's.
>Obligatory English, but please do post other languages and more difficult English texts because that's the only way this will become interesting. =)
In Virginia, a host now and then showed his hospitality by locking the door and cheerily notifying his guests that no man might depart until all were drunk...In a diary we find the young lady guests at a Virginia country house having their beds moved into the chamber of a married lady, in anticipation of the return of the young gentlemen of the house from a dinner-party, drunk. "The gentlemen arrived, and we had to scamper. Both tipsy!" write the young lady diarist, with evident enjoyment of the adventure...
>I'll be here all day to occasionally rate and bump. Pokeroo whenever. Got nothing else planned for today, let's make this fun.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hKfCf4mACj
>>51018267
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hKfCf4mACj
I literally lol'd at "wrote the young..." 10/10
>btw. there's a typo everybody, sorry. should be "writes" not "write."
>>51017694
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaabs, sup ?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BMeqTBfC4R
Btw if anyone wants to /karaoke/, here's a good song : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tul76y8cNoQ
Will post french later.
Are Amerifats even worse than Indians? While Indians pull their pants down when they shit in the streets, lazy Amerifats seem to neglect this simple step and just shit straight into their underwear. US confirmed for being a fourth world country?
You've been making American pants-shitting threads for over a year. Do you realize this?
This is your life, friend.
>>51017618
I Haven't seen one of these threads recently so I thought of it as a quick reminder for the community.
>>51017576
>Are Amerifats even worse than Indians?
I don't think so, Americans are unaware of this problem, they don't do it intentionally. Americans suffer from anal leakage because some fat substitutes in their food, google it.
Does /int/ hate him or are you better than /pol/tards?
Is he as much of a fucking idiot as he appears to be? He seems to have no grasp of ANYTHING, he just repeats Twitter and Tumblr bullshit without thinking for a second of how he's going to do any of it.
equal opportunity != equal representation
also
>being a literal who politician
>talk about internet memes
kek
Who is this semen demon? and why I have not his cock in my mouth?
Why haven't we nuked Mexico yet?
but Mexico is good
I want tacos
>>51017268
>Mexico
>good
how do you think the world would react if we just fucking nuked Mexico?
fallout idiot
Why Indians are so good at IT?
How can I get Indian bf?
what a shitpost
>>51017096
I am gonna behead your shitpost.
Because India is a country with 2 billion people.
Some of those get a IT coding diploma in some abandonned sweatshop that takes them 4 months.
Then they convince the US immigration system that it's equivalent to a bachelors degree, thus qualifying for H1b visas.
Then Indian IT nepotism in America gets them a job and boom, the IT sector is saturated with Indian FOBs speaking broken English who troubleshoot through forums on the internet.
Yet another imperial thread for all those willing to participate. Talk all things Ottoman, its modern influence/cultural traits among today's people and such. /his/ consists of /v/ and /pol/, so this thread would not fare well there
Welcome: Everyone
>>51016938
Why is everyone so shy to discuss things?
>>51016938
second for best music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lBJ3ZYy_XA
>>51018877
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BQYRqgrXM8
>you will never be a rich american nigga rapper
why live
>>51016932
Is it true that when they get money they don't like black wome anymore?
>>51016988
They stop liking fully black hood rats, and go after mixed and latina girls with real hair.
Also,
>872x1024
>3.5 MB
wat
You can't stop me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIKg3Qexn7U
My rosbif friends ;_;
>>51016930
>tfw Crème brulée is the most delicious dessert I ate in my life
What's most wonderful about that video is how personal it clearly is
how do i get a visa to norway?
>>51016879
got some bombin' to do?
Go to Syria and ride the undrrground railroad
>>51016954
nah just nasheed and chill
You know what to do...
>huuuuur fuck relevant countries !!!
>>51016906
Why u hate me anon?
gosh anon you're such a loser
>>51016742
fuck off whore i'm a fuckin sick cunt
T-thanks
Post your favourite Japanese (or sushi) restaurant chain in your cunt.
Wasabi in London was not bad
Owner is Korean tho
>>51016329
The local fish market has some discarded meat I enjoy on weekends
I think this is the only sushi restaurant chain in Fingolia
>>51016473
>>51016473
>Fingorilla !?
how's it taste?
I'm registered as a Democrat, but I am fucking voting for Trump if Shillary or Bernie Kekers is the Democratic candidate.
Will you vote for Trump, friends?
nope
>>51016277
>I'm registered as a Democrat, but
>/pol/ is this deseperate
if you give me American citizenship I can vote for Trump, or Carson, Cruz, Rubio, Paul
Once you go white,
Is it Opposite Day in Thailand?
you never go right.
>Danish poster arrested for shitposting
http://ekstrabladet.dk/112/24-aarig-anholdt-for-trussel-mod-skole/5837029
>>51016229
hahah. they should artrest the whole 4chan's posters with that attitude.
pls being anonymous meant something a long time ago, protip don't reveal your hometown even it is just to fit in with the /b/ crowd
he was asking for it
Some of you guys are alright
Don't come to 4chan tomorrow
