>be a fucking leaf
>freedom of speech is a joke, you can get arrested for making fun of feminists online
>alcohol and tobacco taxed to shit
>massive nanny state
>still have joke gun laws like a five round limit
>multiculturalism is a fucking failure
>ethnic enclaves out the ass
>every city is filled with pakis, chinks and street shitters
>"""""""culture"""""""" is hockey, maple syrup, poutine and dude weed lmao
just
Yeah, Canada sucks.
America sucks too, but at least we have some sort of better ideal we can aspire to.
Oh poor you.
How dare you have a sufficient economy and world's respect.
>>51529947
>and world's respect
Maybe in the way that girls """"""""""respect"""""""""" their nice, gentlemanly guy-friend.
What do you say in your country after someone sneezes?
jesus
some idiot thought that this is caused because your soul is escaping your body
>stay quiet, i can't sleep
бyдь здopoв (be healthy)
>americans will unironically defend this
Learn to cook, faggots
>>51529757
Someone burned the outside of the steak
>Steak
>Exclusive to America
Nigga your entire fucking cuisine revolves around the cow
>>51529832
He's talking about it being almost raw.
>Moortugal
>>51529657
>Mapu-chile
>>51529684
>Jewish States of America
>>51529684
>Jewnited states
Just a joke c:
>>51529562
que buena che jaja
el mate es cagada
>>51529562
van puntos master
Why are Eastern Europeans such racist fucks?
>>51529552
Nobody wants Muslim immigrants except stupid people like Germans
>>51529552
Prevention of future problems.
communism fucked their minds
Polandball thread
Posting OC
Polandball is dead.
Reddit ruined it and some autist swede there tried to write the rules for what polandball was.
>the Netherlands
>shitaly
nasty
>all the Muslim countries wash their hands often
>so does moortugal
>>51529345
>Map comparing European counties
>Portugal finally comes out on top
>>51529527
Stop that, let them have their moment
Why?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portuguese_Restoration_War
>>51529221
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/County_of_Portugal
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Ourique
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siege_of_Santar%C3%A9m_%281184%29
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1383%E2%80%9385_Crisis
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portuguese%E2%80%93Mamluk_naval_war
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Persian%E2%80%93Portuguese_war
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch%E2%80%93Portuguese_War
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portuguese_conquest_of_the_Banda_Oriental
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portuguese_Restoration_War
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_of_the_Spanish_Succession
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fantastic_War
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_of_the_Oranges
>>51529707
>seriously replying to bait
Why does America keep fabricating strawman opponents to fight?
First there was the Nazis
Then there was the Soviets
Then there was nobody for a while, and the military-industrial complex shat it's pantsin the face of budget cuts
Then "Al-Qaeda" mysteriously appeared; which later turned out to have been armed, funded and trained by the CIA
Then, just as Al-Qaeda lost it's mystique as America's Big Bad Nemisis, a new enemy conveniently appeared, "ISIS".
Face it, Americans, your government invents these "enemies" and then later disposes of them purely for the purpose of maintaining high military funding.
Just face it, Americans, your government
1. Short attention span
2. Culture of kill
3. They're savages
All we have is a giant pimp hammer and the ability to have any resources we want, the world looks like a nail
-Nazis declared war on us after we declared war on Japan for Pearl Harbor.
-Soviet ideology called for world wide revolution.
-Al-Qaeda was trained as mujahideen to fight Soviets, poor long term planning is all.
-ISIS started as Al-Qaeda but were too crazy even for them
Is this accurate?
Tunisia is pretty cool.
China is evil, but not enough to be monster evil.
Thailand isn't cool, just massive keks. It's like Sweden on steroids (or HRT).
I don't think so, there's a handful of people that hate Argentina even though we're irrelevant
say something nice about slavs
protip: you can't
>>51528971
The ones I've met are good at math (not Bulgarians, but still)
They kept the mongolians out of europe
They have the best version of christianity
They made impressive advances in space exploration
They have a sensible view of muslims and blacks
They have nice flags
They admit their flaws more readily than other people
>>51528971
their women
Hello, remind me please, what year it is?
The year you kill yourself
2016
2
"Christians" can rape, slaughter, enslave, plunder "heathens" but stand by evil Saudis because muh oil.
"Democratic" white devils can rape, slaughter, enslave, plunder "commies" and "oppressors"
"Free trade agreements" where Western nations that practiced protectionism (and slavery) to build their economies tell developing nations the exact opposite is "good for them"
"Climate change agreements" where developed nations that finished their phase of massive pollution tell developing nations they must curb pollution to suppress potential.
White Affirmative action where new "metrics" show up out of no where to lessen the impact of measurable results eg brain power in Asians in favor of "soft/social skills"
Interracial dating where White devils weaponize a global smear campaign to castrate Black/Hispanic/Asian men and psychologically lynch mixed couples because muh genetics.
>>51528968
>Interracial dating where White devils weaponize a global smear campaign to castrate Black/Hispanic/Asian men and psychologically lynch mixed couples because muh genetics.
elaborate
>>51529072
An entire culture built entirely on racial hatred and xenophobia.
>>51528968
>"Christians" can rape, slaughter, enslave, plunder "heathens" but stand by evil Saudis because muh oil.
>"Democratic" white devils can rape, slaughter, enslave, plunder "commies" and "oppressors"
Has't happened for a long time unfortunately
>"Free trade agreements" where Western nations that practiced protectionism (and slavery) to build their economies tell developing nations the exact opposite is "good for them"
The west is being destroyed by globalization not the other way around
>"Climate change agreements" where developed nations that finished their phase of massive pollution tell developing nations they must curb pollution to suppress potential.
There's literally nothing wrong with this
>White Affirmative action where new "metrics" show up out of no where to lessen the impact of measurable results eg brain power in Asians in favor of "soft/social skills"
>Interracial dating where White devils weaponize a global smear campaign to castrate Black/Hispanic/Asian men and psychologically lynch mixed couples because muh genetics.
The exact opposite things are happening, liar
Just post whatever you like edition
>/urban/ is back
yay
when can we have another meme competition?