#supportIsraelbuytheseproducts - Ausgabe
Ich nehme diesen Faden nicht an.
Angenommen!
SIEG HEIL \o
>>57695350
Scheiß auf dich Abdul
I just want to lay in bed with a cute girl and kiss her a hundred times
>>57695271
Lay with a pistol and French kiss it.
>>57695432
Why do you give me these feels?
>ITT non-anglophones form sentences using nor
neither X nor Y
Americans are neither skinny nor smart
OP is neither straight nor fit.
Have you ever been to Paris, /int/ ?
Blacks & Arabs
And dog poop
yeah, why?
Nope, only in Marseille. Does it make difference?
england's brave edition
crayon pop
All day I’ve dragged my feet and this great weariness around the streets. My soul has shrunk to the size of a tangled ball of wool and what I am and was, what is me, has forgotten its name. Will there be a tomorrow? I don’t know. I only know that I didn’t sleep and the jumble of half-slept interludes fills with long silences the conversation I hold with myself.
third for muslims
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Stalin can roll twice since thread was deleted before he could roll.
>>57694473
North, towards the Frenchies.
>>57694473
Take the boat south of Spain and Invade Africa.
>>57694473
Take Sicily and Move into Aleppo.
Fill in rest of Turkey
>this literal 10/10 grill fights for our freedom
>the dutch people chose to thank her by giving her poverty and death
why aren't you ashamed of yourself?
>Ukrainians
>fighting for freedom
choose one
>10/10
She's a 6
ugly
Why are German women so strict?
Because they have to deal with their cold, unloving husbands. They never truly enjoy life until they've met a nice Fernando Martinez.
>Not having a Latex/Leather clad German mistress berate you and keep your penis locked up while she's away.
What are you, gay?
>>57694405
>Because they have to deal with their cold, unloving husbands. They never truly enjoy life until they've met a nice Ivan Invanovich.
Immigrant appreciation thread. A lot of the time, diaspora get hated by their home country for being "westernized" while also being hated by their new country for being foreign. Let's help fix that and make them feel welcome!
You could make me feel welcome by making migration to the US less retarded for fellow westerners.
>>57693395
CHI
>>57693504
It's no less retarded for third worlders. Indians make ~$100k a year here because there's so much competition between them for the spaces we've made available for them.
>decent sized penis
>erectile dysfunction
Can't make this fucking shit UP
>>57693336
Too much porn and wanking.
Lay it down for a week.
If doesn't work, go get your blood work done. Check your Estradiol, Testosterone and Prolactin.
>A cunt hair under average penis
>circumcised
>still cum wayyyyy too early
Bitch please.... you got a wet noodle to scratch.
Actually, i dont even have libido.
>had a 7/10 asking if I wanted to come over for sex.
>walk 35 min
>snowing a lot
>i got a jacket and boots tho
>nahhhh fuck that
>ill spend 4 min to rub one out
> continue sharpening my carving chisels.
Idky I dont want easy pussy. Maybe of making her feel shitty after a two pump chump? I got an STI before, curable, but not excited to raw dog it, or a condom. Need a gf with a broken oven to just cum in.
Donno.
Im not even rustled at my small cave explorer. Nobody has ever turned me down but... its still an insecurity.
I love eating puss tho.
Anyone else feel this way? I think im turning Japaneseahhh i really think so.
>>57693336
More like can't get it up
1. Cunt
2. Do you plan to anhero some day?
1. Poland
2. Yes. When everything fails.
enjoy hell, faggot
>>57693376
>enjoy hell, faggot
I'm already in it.
>>57693291
Please tell me you're that haircut faggot. Please, please, please...
Burger King staff tricked into smashing outlet's windows 'to release pressure'
A prank caller has tricked workers at a Minnesota Burger King into smashing the windows of the restaurant to keep it from exploding, mirroring similar deceptions at Burger Kings and other fast-food restaurants in other states in recent months.
Police said employees at the restaurant in the Minneapolis suburb of Coon Rapids got the call on Friday night from someone claiming to be with the fire department. The caller said the restaurant could explode, so they needed to relieve the pressure. The manager and other employees believed the caller and smashed all the windows on the ground floor.
http://www.theguardian.com/business/2016/apr/10/burger-king-staff-tricked-into-smashing-outlets-windows-to-release-pressure
>Minnesota
>mfw these tards are most likely the offspring of Scandi or German mustard race
wew
"Coon Rapids"
Your country?
Your diaspora?
>>57692437
>tfw I am the diaspora
>Katy perry
huh? really?
>>57692620
yes. Perry is the anglicized form of Pereira, which is her mother's maiden name.
How many Japanese women have you met in your life?
What was your experience?
0
3rd world sudaca shithole
tons 2bh, they are autistic but they have adapted themselves here through their family values, also there are tons of protestants too
>6
>Dated 1
>2 for drinks
>3 for clubbing
Imo, they are as cute as they are boring.
>Gf met at a club
>Friends with her friends.
>no to hiking
>no to hunting
>no to fishing
>no to camping
>no to canoe/kayak
>no to archery
>no to shooting range
>no to co ed sports
>no to weed
>no to professional sports games
All they do is like cute shit, take pictures on instagram, drink, dance softcore, eat at a restaurant for fucking ever, and shopping. Spending money on stupid shit they already have. Pussy was tight tho.
We are all still good friends, interesting relationship. I prefer white girls. More for you, weeboos n kendo ppl.
Hey /int/ what other country is most friendly to Americans?
Finland. They're your biggest defence force imho
>>57692325
None. Literally everyone hates us and would rather have us all killed. We are our only ally.
Israel or Japan desu, you guys did kind of install their governments though.
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