>Be Mexican
>Be legal in the U.S.A
>Enter /int/
>Post a thread in Spanish
>People replying "CHI"
CHI
CA
NA
Oxycodone and booze and xanax and nangs and amphetamine wow.
>you will never be so high on all those things that you post something like this on /int/
first time i've ever had oxycodone was after surgury on my leg,
I didn't think it was gonna do much so i took 15mg for the first time
It was one of the most pleasant and best feelings ever. I can why it's so fucking addicting
Like a knife through butter thats riding in a Saturn V to Mars. Damn son.
>trying to learn French
>arbitrary genders assigned to lifeless objects
ENOUGH
I don't see the issue. You have to memorize the word anyways
I once tried learning French but a few weeks into it I thought to myself "What the fuck am I doing learning this gay language and for what purpose?"
So I stopped. Rule Britannia
are you the butt plug guy
Why are so many Australians lighting themselves on fire? http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-05-03/peter-dutton-says-refugees-encouraged-by-advocates-nauru/7378938
>>58792980
He wasn't australian, he was somalian
I'm pretty sure somalians do that regularly
>>58793052
Racist.
It's the dry season.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spontaneous_human_combustion
>DESIGNATED ELECTRICITY DAYS
You can't make this shit up.
>>58792891
heh
you are funny, moite
>>58793150
They turned it on today?
>>58793150
Hey Columbia, how you doing over there?
1. Your flag
2. How hard is it to find good friends in your country?
Impossible. Once you're older than 5, you'll only meet new acquaintances.
>>58792863
Fucking feels mate
>>58792797
easy as shit mate unless you live in toronto or quebec
>Australians are waking up
>Katter still isn't PM
>2016
Get fucked
its past midday family
>>58792801
Don't you have to sleep off that Foster's hangover though?
How can other countries even compete?
by being not to long
>>58792766
doesnt it look like one long ass highway?
CHI
TELL ME WHERE PARAGUAY IS NOW
>>58792497
ola ke ase?
>>58792566
Fuck off Croatia, we're talking about Paraguay
>>58792566
FUCK OFF NETHERLANDS WHERE IS PARAGUAY
Would you make out with another dude ironically?
>>58792396
>ironically
Ironic faggotry is still faggotry.
yeah bro, I love playing pranks on my friends
Maghreb Unity Edition
Muslims dindu nothin, it's all japanese fault.
ITT: we name countries where you can't venture into the wild on your own due to there being a high chance of being killed by wild animals.
Sri Lanka due to Leopards.
>>58792334
South Africa due to Xhosa
france due to muslims
>>58792358
USA due to cougars
>The American Dream
What's the Australian dream? To wake up in the morning?
>>58792356
>to not wake up
>>58792356
that there are no emus
>canada's chinese and indian population is twice that of europe
>canadians will claim we're being invaded
>>58792187
My state has more Asians than all of Canada
>>58792187
>>canada's chinese and indian population is twice that of europe
There are 500 million people in Europe you fucking liar
>>58792208
california?
asian indian checking in
I say:
* Chinese - the Chinese are a clannish and insular people. No matter how much you study their language with its tones and insane magic runes, you will never be accepted as a descendant of the Yellow Emperor. So it pretty pointless to learn for business. And the Chinese economy is collapsing, so it is not going to take over the world, just like how Japan didn't take over the world by 2000. Speaking of which, ...
* Japanese - like Chinese, but 20 years into the future and with 200% more NEETs as well.
* Korean - just so any Koreans feel smug about it, your language on the list for the exact same reasons.
* Spanish - name one stable and prosperous Spanish-speaking society.
What, you can't think of one?
Exactly.
* Portuguese - like Spanish, but worse in every possible respect.
Have I missed anybody on the list?
Also, any language not using the Latin alphabet, the alphabet of science, technology, culture and civilization itself is a meme language and should be ignored.
>>58792133
>learning Gaeilge
>literally every speaker speaks English anyway, if not better
>language is backwards as fuck and generally have a limited vocabulary compared to modern languages
Iontach. Tá tuirse an domhain orm.
'Tiocfaidh ár lá' desu
>>58792133
Spanish is good for banging Latinas and maybe some business down in Panama, Chile, and Argentina
