I'm talking to this French chick, and she sent me this message:
"Non mais j'ai la chatte tellement grosse là que je me demande si elle va pas exploser"
When she realised her mistake she freaked out and asked me not to translate it and forget she ever sent it. Of course I popped it into a translator, and I got this:
"No but I have the pussy so that I wonder if it will not explode"
I have a feeling I know what it means, but I'm pretty confused about the second half. Could a French speaker explain what it means? Is she talking about making my dick explode? Am I getting laid? I need answers. Thank you.
She said her pussy is so gross she's wondering if it won't explode
>>51877739
>so gross
Not gross, big
She basically said that her pussy is so "big" she's afraid it will explode.
Basically she has blue balls and is super-horny.
Int, I need your advice, I am in last year of my el.and telecom. bachelor but I really dont want to connect my life with telecom or sys. admistration. Is there any good 3 month courses with 90% practice for car electricians in Slavic countries of Europe like czechia or poland? I can program with asm and c+, dont need all that theory shit
about fundamental electronics because i already had it in uni.
I want to be able to work with modern car electronics as well as 90s 80s non sopisticated ones.
Pls help
>>51877449
>car eletrician
you mean automechanic? is pretty shit job and you get low salary everywhere
>>51877449
bumping for kazakhbro
>>51877619
Nope, mate.
I will repair only car electronics. Like they updated the software of my brother's s class for 100 $ it took only 30 mins to do it
>fifty Somali stars and prison strips
If the USA was to change the flag to something less atrocious, what would it be?
Trampstampfags not allowed here, the union jack is even worse
>>51879336
>not 50 stripes and 13 stars
it's shit
Redpill me on Mormons
saviours of the white race
they wear holy polygamy-enabling undergarments.
>>51877050
they love jews
>tfw the typical australian is a retarded redneck sister fucker
Just get me outta here lads
>>51877032
Come to Burma, you can sex my sister. I watch ok
>>51877160
So... are Burmese people closer to Chinese or Indians? or something else
>>51877991
we are jungle gooks, but we've also got plenty of ethnic Indians and Chinese.
>there wouldn't be Sweden without Finns
>there wouldnt be finland without ghengis khan
>>51876784
>There wouldn't be Finland without Russia
>>51876784
>>51878611
>there wouldn't be Finland without Sweden
>germans tried to exterminate THIS
>>51876617
Who is this paper bag slag?
>>51877040
filename you retarded muttbreed
that patch isn't a bad idea you know.
>an Australian posts without queen's permission
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!
>>51876573
This queen?
>>51876560
No he doesn't, none of us do, now clean my toilet.
>>51876573
based Australiabro.
>Destroy the Roman Empire.
>Destroy a unified Christian Western Europe with Protestantism
>Destroy Europe in WW1
>Destroy Europe in WW2
>Merciful Allies forgive Germany's debt and allow it to grow and rebuild rather than partitioning it, also allow Germany to reunify in 1992. Germany can't even muster the same kind of compassion for the Greeks, Spanish, and Portuguese who have done far less evil than Germany has in Europe.
>Enjoy the benefits of NATO security, but despite having the largest EU economy, barely pay anything at all towards its defense, essentially leeching off the US and other Europeans.
>Meanwhile, backstab those very same Europeans who paid for collective defense by importing millions of Muslims + signing gas deals with Russia, betraying the entirety of Eastern Europe.
Why hasn't this country been wiped off the map yet?
>>51876556
They just want to live happily ever after with their beloved refugees, why can't you leave them alone?
>>51876556
All of the good Germans move to America because of how horrible Germany is.
This is the evil France has been battling for millenia
That and the filthy brits
Middle east and North Africa general.
Best friends edition :3
Last >>51848489
First for assyria
>>51876540
Post feet faggot
Any one tried rabbit stew, or any other Maltese food?
Fio antigo: >>51792093
Rainha do /luso/
retardados
Trump status:
[ ] stumpad
>dkn ingen drömätande fv som kan äta upp alla mardrömmar man har
kot?
Hamburg - Ausgabe
Scheiss Hamburger uezs
>dfw keine süße niederländische freundin
Erster für Frankfurt am Rhein
>tfw no Eesti gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jT5nWhRoKYk
Original Finnish version > Eesti version desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CgKJTNU4lQ
Eesti girls are made for Finnish men
https://translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&sl=auto&tl=en&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.iltamakasiini.fi%2Fartikkeli%2F272701-kohtelias-tyylikas-itsevarma-seksikas-viron-naiset-ylistavat-suomalaisia-miehia
EESTIIN EESTIIN KAIPAAN SINNE PERKELEESTI
HE'S GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME edition
kpop
SCOTLAND
YES
>>51924041
haha also lad im not even drunk just said that cause i didn't want to get bullied and needed an excuse haha all is out now though haha
