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HE'S GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME edition
kpop
SCOTLAND
YES
>>51924041
haha also lad im not even drunk just said that cause i didn't want to get bullied and needed an excuse haha all is out now though haha
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/religion/10742683/The-British-Muslim-is-truly-one-among-us-and-proud-to-be-so.html
>page 3
Maisie
haha david "c-uck" cameron BTFO
>>51924079
he's right and most poms know it
>>51924137
didnt you watch homeland lad?
germany is fully of muslims and terrorists
back x
What videogames should I ask mummy to get me for crimbo ? xox
http://strawpoll.me/6227497
http://strawpoll.me/6227497
http://strawpoll.me/6227497
>>51924147
>obeying janny's rules
fuck off teachers pet
>>51924206
crimbo?
>>51924206
What sort do you like?
>>51924079
>respected columnist Katy Hopkins
oh boy what has he done
How much do you spend on clothes lads?
>>51924206
call of doody
dailymail confirmed for the only trustworthy British news source
thank you based trump
>>51924224
RPGs mainly but I can enjoy anything that's good
>>51924234
I play PC so no
>>51924219
Work it out, you twat, it's not that hard
Forgot how good the low end theory album was lads
10/10 imo 2bh
>>51924289
!!!!
>>51924167
Haha just read this post
>>51924283
>I play PC
oh big boy are you?
why is he so magnificent lads?
www.jebbush.com
>>51924283
i play cod on pc desu haha
>>51924352
i dont keep up to date with it all but does he actually stand a realistic chance?
>>51924352
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
>>51924352
Well it's going to be him or Hilary Clinton for the next 4-8 years running America.
I want off this planet.
>>51924283
Witcher 3 + the new DLC
If you haven't already played it like
Best game I've ever played
thinking about the apollonian-dionysian dialetic
>>51924370
Isn't it really terrible on PC?
>>51924377
not after he isolated the opposition and SJWs
>>51924419
it is
>>51924426
they were never going to vote for him
>>51924419
i've played cod1, 2, 4, 5 and bo2 on pc, all of them are fine
i've heard bo3 has severe ram problems though or something
>>51924287
Was there a gas leak in the car?
young thug 2bh
>>51924079
So sad that it takes a foreigner to state the problem in our fucking country because our own politicians are cowardly drones who will keep towing the party line to save their own career at the expense of our culture, our history and our very existence.
>>51924444
>Ted Cruz
>16%
whats a good film to watch
to give you an idea of what im looking for:
Films ive watched recently and liked
>antman
>pacific rim
>amazing spiderman
>martain
>xmen future days or summat
>>51924451
jeb is a pathetic weasily kuckservative
>tfw the muslim ban will never come into effect
>>51924501
seen transformers? feel like you'd really like that
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-35048128
Abbott based
>>51924496
huh? Cruz is VP, he's fine.
>>51924519
you aint no muslim, bruv
>>51924501
Interstellar
2001
>>51924496
Good to see our plant gaining steam
Based Trump putting calling you faggots out
>>51924415
already got it 2bh
>>51924554
putting calling
>>51924527
seen them too many times
>>51924541
sennit
>>51924496
He was born in Canada so he's not even eligible anyway
>>51924501
good god those are all awful generic capeshit
maybe watch something intellectual like tarkovsky films pleb
>>51924501
hmm might want to try reddit
>>51924534
cruz is a mental patient. Trump and maybe Kasich are the only good republican candidates atm.
>>51924554
>putting calling
JUST
>>51924500
hurr /pol/ raids an online pol.jpg
>>51924482
bbc reporting all about how our kucked politicians etc calling him bad
do you reckon they'll report how police are coming out and agreeing with him? hmm...
>>51924574
his mother is american so he is
he's a complete mental case 2bh
>>51924545
>cruz runs america into the ground so our economy recovers
yes hosers, elect the canadian hehehe..
>>51924500
Hating Islam, it unites everyone
>Trump says shit about Muslims in UK
>"[triggered] ban him!!!]"
>UK media laughs but says realistically he won't be banned
>Trump shits all over the UK as a country the next day
>might really be banned, now
>>51924572
>>51924587
s-stop
>>51924572
>>51924587
good to see you lads putting calling that yank out
someone tell the Canadian to leave please
don't want to directly acknowledge him myself.
>>51924554
Just fuck my sentence structure up family
>>51924611
fuck the uk
Oh my God lads I'm such a fuck up haha
>>51924602
get out nobead
>>51924444
Trump is awesome. I would vote for him for sure. The other 7 are bland, status quo, soundbite producing corporate shills. Trump doesn't have to tow the line of any big business except his own. It's refreshing to see someone prominent say their actual opinion. Hillary is a psychopath funded by dirty middle eastern oil money and Bernie Sanders needs to just drop dead. Muslims are a scourge on this earth.
>>51924079
>very sad! To be honest
@the australian
i have class in 10 minutes so i'll leave but rest assured, not because you want me to
Canadians please leave.
rap game jonny bravo paintin pictures like picasso
big dick bitch .com
big dick bitch .com
reminder
>>51924611
police in this country are actually agreeing with him, shame only pooey tabloids are printing it
bbc or the guardian or whatever wouldn't dare to print something that goes against the kek narrative
>>51924611
>If Trump wins, he will enact sanctions on his own allies over banter.
You were born just in time to see the Anglosphere collapse, how does it feel?
>>51924563
Warband, it's not new like so it's not that expensive.
Kingdom come: deliverance looks great, but it's only out next year you could preorder it I guess
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSy1gNyjSXk
>>51924444
underrated gets
>>51924501
il tuo gusto in film fa schifo
>>51924079
For the sake of Allah we will march trough the gates of the paradise where our maidens wait.
CAN'T STUMP
THIS LUMP
>>51924716
THE ANIME
>>51924554
>putting calling
what is that
>>51924444
Is Cruz pulling the mexican vote?
That trump is a real voice of the people isn't he fellas?
Leftists are deluded fascists. Any dissenting opinion is never considered critically, it just has to be silenced immediately. Ban trump from the country. Take Fury out of the sports personality award. Leftism is just another religion.
you now remember Rand Paul
>>51924695
>implying Trump wont reunite the anglosphere as a new global empire
>>51924739
watching anime right now lad haha
>>51923823
could someone please answer this
>>51924389
>I want off this planet.
Now now lad, I'm not one to accuse a chap of being from reddit but please refrain from talking like this.
>>51924713
>tfw no hottie burqua bitch wife to nag me when I get home from work
>>51924764
racist
>>51924598
how so? seems pretty articulate and intelligent despite being borderline tea party.
>>51924763
nah m8
>>51924804
>tea party.
Forgot about them. Are they still a thing?
http://www.independent.co.uk/student/news/goldsmiths-university-islamic-society-president-muhammed-patel-quits-after-tweeting-homophobic-a6767891.html
haha
wish we had a politician as based as trump tbf
>>51924611
Even if we suffer an islamist attack in London, leftists will STILL apologise for the murderers and claim we don't have an issue, we have a cohesive society, muslims are mostly good people who don't all want sharia law, and other demonic lies.
>>51924773
>being united by a sleazy wig wearing populist
>implying you're even part of the anglosphere
'no'
>>51924824
absolutely and they're growing apparently
>>51924830
You ain't no muslim bruv
>>51924589
Hurr Huffington post findings
http://elections.huffingtonpost.com/pollster/polls/morning-consult-23281
TRUMP TRAIN HAS NO BRAKES!
>>51924778
wait, is the blue bubble HER message?
fuck i thought that was yours! Sorry for calling you autist but i have something to tell you!!:
she's probably autistic. Stop messaging her
>>51924804
>seems pretty articulate and intelligent
>>51924214
she's a massive chopper who deliberately says edgy things to get a reaction
so basically she'd fit right in on 4chan
>>51924830
what the fuck is wrong with that uni
first that kill all white men bint now this
>>51924894
>goldsmiths
hmmmmmmm...
I love Donald trump he's so funny
He's like the fucking personification of what people hate about America - corporate greed, the only thing he's running for president with is "I HAVE BILLIONS OF DOLLAS IM AMAZING YOU ALL LOVE ME IM GONNA MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN ITS GONNA BE HUUUGE DID I MENTION I HAVE A NET WORTH OF 4 (FOUR) BILLON DOLLAS? BECAUSE I DO"
Not sure if I have social anxiety, if you're sitting in a room with an optician while theyre typing up on their computer is it normal to look everywhere but at them until you are talking to them?
>>51924681
See this posted all the time. It's a fallacy, because the "100% investment" strategy relies on impossible conditions:
>trump takes a salary of $0 and just reinvests all earnings
>trump doesn't build or acquire any hard assets such as his real estate
>trump has perfect market timing every time he reinvests
>trump doesn't incur any fees on his investments
I need to stop taking bait from stupid leftists with no financial experience, especially from britkucks
>>51924912
kek'd
cant think of anything better and got no suggestions so im rewatching twilight
No true Muslim is an informal fallacy, an ad hoc attempt to retain an unreasoned assertion. When faced with a counterexample to a universal claim ("no Muslim would do such a thing"), rather than denying the counterexample or rejecting the original claim, this fallacy modifies the subject of the assertion to exclude the specific case or others like it by rhetoric, without reference to any specific objective rule ("no true Muslim would do such a thing")
>>51924926
Yes, you do.
>>51924862
so? listen to his speeches/debates on youtube.
>>51924961
watch anime instead
>>51924830
such a meme uni
hello
>>51924978
>For the sake of Allah we will march trough the gates of the paradise where our maidens wait.
When NZ get their new flag?
Most "British" muslims want all of Europe to be a caliphate. They want sharia, they support jihad and they think all terrorist attacks in Europe are justified.
popping kettle on lads, how'd you have it?
>>51924978
>gold standard
>end the fed
>climate change don't real
he's an enormous spastic m8
>>51924961
watch some youtube videos on how to make pizza
:^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^)
>>51924918
That's not social anxiety.
>>51924961
watch only god forgives with ryan gosling
>in public area
>get shot by Muslims
>try to call police on my phone
>someone grabs it from my hand to post Twitter comments about how not all Muslims are terrorists and the shooters aren't real muslims
>fortunately he bleeds to death from various exit wounds before he can prise the phone from my hands
>get through to the operator
>they calmly explain that just because hundreds of people have been killed by devout muslims, it was not a terrorist attack
>go to surgery
>doctor is too busy apologising for evil whitey medicine to operate
>die
>family and friends shouldn't care because I was killed by fake muslims, not real ones.
>Yes, I have a degree from Trump University.
>>51925041
Teabag in my mouth, pour hot water straight down my throat.
>>51925041
Milk, no sugar
>>51925041
Milk please!
>>51924926
>>51924681
This is one of the most liberal publications in America debunking this.
http://www.slate.com/blogs/moneybox/2015/09/03/donald_trump_s_wealth_he_isn_t_only_rich_because_of_his_dad.html
R8 my lunch
>>51925042
he's right on the last one 2bh
>>51925059
bigot
>>51925074
What are you doing?
>>51924918
I have social anxiety but an opticians room is one of the few places I relax fully. I have to psyche myself up and write a script before I phone up to make the appointment, but ever since I was a small child I actually get ASMR from eye exams.
>>51924681
>Facebook meme pic proves left-wing political point!
People still fall for this?
I mean come on, people! It's 2015!
>>51924918
I do the same thing I guess
Sometimes it's hard to listen to what they're saying to me because I'm so fixated on where I should be looking, if I look at them for too long it's creepy, if I don't look at them at all its autistic. Shits annoying.
>>51925041
straight
up
the
shitter
>>51925086
>"lunch"
yeah ok post a photo of it
>>51925041
put the milk sugar and teabag straight in the kettle, saves times
this is genuinely the most hilarious thing i've seen in a long time
https://twitter.com/metpoliceuk/status/674885139638300673?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
everything seems a bit bland after antman
funny that; saw the adverts and it looked absolutely shite
but it was a really well put together film, favourite movie ive seen in quite some time
>>51925135
Australians don't have salad for lunch? No wonder you're supposed to be as fast as the USA now.
>>51925105
Why is africa for africans and ME for muslims(they are pushing out christians for years now) acceptable and not europe for europeans?
Or Asia fro asians?
why is that ok?
Please answer.
>>51925086
Where's the meat?
>>51925086
are you a rabbit?
Emily
>>51925093
ok tone
>>51925152
Please inform the police the suspect is named Marty McFly
>>51925183
fuck off murderer
>>51925086
European/10
I take it you'll be voting to remain in the EU?
>>51925168
We're much faster actually
>>51925152
lmao
>>51925152
>black suspect
reminder that if the police stop and search or arrest a black guy in connection with this crime, this will be evidence of institutional racism to a leftist.
they would genuinely prefer to have quotas. a policeman would examine this footage, look at his database, see that the black male quota for 2015 was exhausted on the 6th of January, and go and arrest a chinese woman.
>>51925168
gotta go fast m8
fuck sake lads thought my sister was having her mates round tonight so i had a cheeky wank this morning but now she's going out so i could have had all night to bust out a juicy one
might have another desu
Might build up a slag folder, my mate has some cracking slags on his friends list
look at this wee number
vote for trump lads
>>51925246
I did 6 yesterday, sort your shit out.
>>51925247
>pink bed sheets
>>51924079
Trump's going overboard, but the sentiment is actually true to an extent
The first stage of fixing a problem is admitting you have a problem in the first place, which no MP wants to do
>>51925152
Why didn't those people stop him?
>>51925289
3 2 1 dunk Duncan
West
>>51925086
You mean dinner m8
>>51925247
I like to look up the profiles of people who recently died, they have a plethora of little slags saying RIP on their wall
important lads:
how do you ask a girl out? how's this
>hey also i dont suppose you'd want to grab a drink or something next week?
should i not say "drink"?
>>51925296
>T-they are just regular B-britons that respect our country and c-culture!
>>51925280
for me a wank is shit if you don't have a big cumshot
i usually do one a week
>>51924778
Get yours then get out.
If you are weak on qt's, best to just cut her off now. She sounds insufferable.
>>51925152
>that look on his face
>>51925065
fuck off desu
>>51925066
yes lad
>>51925072
coming up mate
>>51925124
benders out
>>51925150
spags out
>>51925247
>1371 likes
For fucking what? She's not attractive at all and wearing that "fitness clothing" that looks flattering on most girls
kirsten stewarts pretty fit i definatly would
>>51925332
FOY
whatever your local dialect is mate just dont sound like a yank
i'd say jenny do you fancy doin something this weekend??
My oneitis has "liked" my last 5 or so statuses within seconds of me posting them. We haven't talked in months.
running down to wholefoods lads, need anything?
>>51925332
>should i not say "drink"?
Of course not, it is haram.
>>51925183
It doesn't need meat, it has cheese instead. You shouldn't eat meat with every meal, anon. Your digestive system will be fucked when you're 50.
>>51925184
No m8
>>51925225
No. I hate pakis and vote ukip 2bh. But there's nothing wrong with an italian salad mate, tasty balsamic vinigar dressing. Those are benefits of multicultralism I will take
>>51925332
>i dont suppose
>or something
>>51925332
oi come get pissed with me next week?
>>51925152
m
a b s o l u t e
d
m
a
n
>>51925332
Wanna go out next week?
really love seeing the establishment squirm because of Trump
even funnier is leftists who just have no idea how he's so popular
>>51925385
Clippers so I can cut your dreads off, hippie faggot
>>51925311
No m8, ate it at 1pm (ish) that's lunch.
>>51925419
How is Trump not part of the establishment
literally what
>>51925332
"Ahoy hoy, I don't suppose you'd like to share a tipple one night"
there you go
>>51925381
she wants you to talk to her
>>51925301
We're not a racist country like yours, Donald.
>>51925381
>posting statuses on facebook in the current year without being over the age of 35
alright granddad mcpleb
>>51925441
political and media establishment
>>51925381
>2015
>posting statuses
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjagjTPmbV4
>>51925441
>never been in a political office in his life
>hasn't taken one dollar from special interest or superpacs
>>51925381
She wants you to talk to her.
She does not want you to make a move on her.
Your orbitational attention feeds her.
>>51925301
>stopping wogs even if they've committed a crime
what are you, a RACIST?
tell me about Man
why does it wear the JUST (fuck my flag up family)?
>>51925433
1 is dinner time m8
Don't be a posh twat all your life
>>51924079
You've got to respect the man for saying things that we're all thinking but too scared to say.
>>51925441
He not in the sense that he doesn't have to rely on donations from big business that then want their agenda pushed. He just says whatever the fuck he wants.
>>51925441
>he doesn't follow US politics
>>51925381
she wants your attention but no more than that
idt you should talk to her
>>51925526
go way chad
>>51925493
>>51925475
>>51925536
>>51925541
>a multi-billionaire who has senators come to his wedding isn't part of the establishment
>on the bus eating a pack of sausages
>bus jerks to a halt
>some of the sausage goes down the wrong way but I'm fine
>finish the pack
>about five minutes later, cough
>all of the chewed sausage comes back up and sprays over the plastic guard that is behind the driver
>people look genuinely disgusted
>run away
LET IT GO
>>51925535
>scared to say
stayed keked
>>51925332
>Hey, you should come out with me some time. We could get some food, maybe grab a couple of drinks.
That way you are literally telling her what she should do, bit more alpha than posing it as a suggestion, she'll be more likely to say yes that way. Also add the drinks on as an optional, so she knows you're not going to drag her out for drinks if she's not up for it, and you give her the option of still agreeing to a date if she doesn't want to drink, she can just go to a meal with you.
Good luck.
making a case
>>51925526
I recommend watching the TT races IRL, it's crazy to see bikes so close at that speed.
israel is literally giving unknowing ethiopian immigrants injections to prevent them having children
I think mossad agents have done something to trump to make him very outspoken and a laughing stock
a chip implanted in his brain? a chemical injection for easy talk?
>>51925557
Tough break mensur
>>51925547
you'll miss your siesta
>tfw not fat enough to do a chub n tuck
>>51925554
but muh le underdog
>>51925441
>Trump says something mildly controversial
>Entire media apparatus and most governments in a half-dozen countries squeal homosexually in knee-jerk abject rage and proceed to savage him in 24/7 coverage while making fallacious arguments about constitutionality and racism
Probably because he isn't.
When NZ get their new flag?
why do child prodigies always look so fucking ridiculous
also what a twat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lma7Lb6aMfs
haha absolute mad man lads i fucking sent it i genuinely fucking sent it haha fucking hell what a ride haha i mean what is the worse that could happen
>>51925533
Don't know how you gypo potato niggers do things in lucky charms land, but over here, breakfast in the morning, lunch in the early afternoon, dinner in the early evening.
>>51924444
4quads confirm
Trump 2k16
cant remember her name but Tits is pretty fit too
>>51925554
Because they want his goy coins.
>>51925332
I simply asked my oneitis if she wanted to go out sometime, she kind of panicked and said "i can't". Sad since we'd already hung out together a dozen times.
>>51925567
bender
>>51925614
>trump says something silly
>world leaders call him a tosspot
thats got nothing to do with being part of the establishment anyway
>>51925583
why did they do operation Solomon in the first place then
>>51925381
>2015
>posting statuses on fb
She probably feels bad for you
>>51925554
Billionares spend money to buy off the establishment. They are not 'part' of it.
All the billionaires have their own specific interests.
>>51925627
You fucked up bad
>>51925583
good
Something that has always stuck with me is a scene from "johnnys got a gun" in which johnny is about to head off to france in ww1 and is spending the night at his girlfriends house, and her dad implores him "don't treat her like a whore son, she aint a whore" before allowing him into her room to spend the night in her bed
was very powerful 2bh, dad must have been feeling very conflicted
>>51925627
good lad
Breakfast 6-8am
Lunch 12-2pm
Tea 6-7pm
>>51925657
>telling pakis to fuck off
>silly
fuck off paki
>>51925627
Yes lad good job
Hope it goes well x
What does the Average American set to gain by voting for Trump?
>>51925332
Totally very normal and good.
If she gets bent out of shape over "drink", she is saving you time.
Or you could be cheeky and point out that coffee is a drink.
>>51925627
Jesus fucking christ, you talk to her as if she's already said no
Grow some bloody balls, you're supposed to be Australian
>>51925627
YOU FUCKED IT.
DELET THIS.
>>51925627
>a drink or coffee or something
>>51925627
Needs more smiley faces
bitches love smiley faces
>>51925583
good
>>51925685
Dinner
>>51925627
well if she's the same one who's speaking like a fucking autist you at least wont be the most autistic one there
HE ACTUALLY DID IT
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>51925657
>bender
probably slept with more women that you've wanked into socks mate.
>>51925692
an end to free trade
>>51925626
socially maladjusted so they spend all their childhoods inside reading books or practicing their violins or whatever
>>51925526
In ancient times there was a three legged being with no body named A'urgh who lived in north Wales.
Settlers on the Isle of Man called to him for aid when Picts attacked their village. A'urgh ran across the sea and kicked many Picts but was eventually beaten back by their spears and swords.
Hundreds of years later though a passing merchant falls into a ditch near A'urgh's home and they have a little exchange that you would expect from a story like this and A'urgh saves his life. In return he is granted custom made metal armour.
Seeing A'urgh in his fancy new plate, the local villagers (who are the descendants of those who followed A'urgh home) convince him to take back their ancestral homeland, the Isle of Man. A'urgh is victorious and slays every Pict to the last man, woman and child. Kicking their blue faces over and over again. Rotating with blood spewing everywhere, or so they say.
>>51925737
Who?
>>51925627
>>51925692
Banter
>>51925583
And /pol/ denies that jews are the smartest race
>>51925657
The Establishment fears him because he threatens their stranglehold on power.
People say silly things all the time. But doing so doesn't net them an average of 2 whole hours of coverage on most media outlets.
The panic is real.
>>51925667
>>51925677
>>51925681
>>51925688
>>51925701
>>51925706
>>51925710
>>51925726
>>51925734
>>51925768
It was all a ploy!
I was talking to a decoy!
My mother!
Odds I get stoned now
Evens I get stoned later
>>51925567
Pretty fucking transparent, desu.
>>51925740
I've never wanked into a sock.
>tfw you will never swipe these kslags https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKTWlYImY20
>>51925802
Delete this
*lets out big manly scream*
*raises fist*
*punches you in face*
Trump is pretty much the right's Corbyn 2bh
>>51925627
you fucked it up. don't try to salvage it, it's irreparable now.
might as well move on to someone else and hope you don't fuck that up as well
>>51925657
Filthy muslim scum detected
>>51925692
A president who can make people commit suicide via his Twitter account
>>51925692
A big fuck you to Islam and the blue party
And a guy that knows how to handle money for a change
>>51925808
IT IS DECIDED
>>51925627
mate, one day the sun will expand and devour the earth. if you fail you fail, at least you asked. none of this even matters.
>>51925692
It's more about what he won't lose.
Trump isn't going to do anything for average American men, which is precisely why they are supporting him. They don't want the government in their lives and they want to keep what they have, not hand it over to spics and Muslims
>>51925627
far too passive
need to get right in there stick your head right up her quim say is she up for a pint at a specific time
twot
>>51925740
using punctuation on 4chan is scientifically proven 2 correlate with autism
bet ive seen more fannies than youve memorised koran verses ial (in all likelihood)
if you chatted me up like that id laugh u out of the premises
yiou sound 30
>>51925832
But Trump is electable
>>51925583
Wish they'd do that in Greece to all those coming into Europe
daily reminder
might do a tinder lads
>>51925832
Trump actually gets votes
>>51925663
her statuses get fuck all likes, and she has more friends than me. i never like hers, they're mostly shitty.
>>51925878
>Trump is electable
>>51925629
i stayed at my wog friend's house once when i was a kid and they ate dinner at 5pm. fucking mental
Do you have nativity plays in your school in your cunt?
>uk
>yes
>mfw played joseph as a child
>realised now i was forced to play a kekold
>all the parents were laughing at me because I was keked by G*d
>>51925878
>le Corbyn is unelectable meme
He fell for it!
>>51925765
>not knowing Pat Condell
Literally fuck off you filthy clueless casual runt
Unstumpable
>>51925857
>"none of this even matters."
>Only immortals have purpose to their life
This fucking thinking man. Normies can't grasp even the most obvious life meaning.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbiAHnjHlHg&feature=youtu.be
wew lads
>>51925918
poms eat early too. disgusting. Dinner should be eaten at 07:00pm at the earliest.
>>51925381
>posting status
what's 2010 like?
>>51925913
Consider that a backstabbing nigger made it in not just once but fucking twice
Anything is possible at this point.
>>51925908
>statuses
The meme is real poortherners really are years behind the rest of the world
>>51925583
Israel is so based.
Now we just need to do it to Congo, Nigeria, Somalia and India and the world will be saved.
>>51925923
>we should give up our nukes and suck Muslim dicks while apologizing for being white!
>>51925908
everyone i know migrated to twitter around 2013, nobody uses fb for anything but photo albums, party invites and chat now
NICE JEANS MATE....
>>51925802
can i go out for a coffee with your mum m8?
>>51925875
Are you literally a paki? You write like a paki fresh off the boat.
>>51925954
haha saw this yesterday
>>51925956
That's tea
>>51925934
Love him, please dear God yanks elect this man.
>>51925979
>everyone he knows is 16 or below
>>51925982
I understand now why Muslims occasionally behead your people
>>51925972
go away
>>51925982
>junners
>>51925918
>yfw your wog friend is anglo than you.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-35061430
Oh shit something about Rotherham. Thought they were trying to cover that up to protect the pakis.
Stories out today about how bad conditions are at a Sports Direct warehouse which is full of polish migrants.
If they don't like it, they are free to return to Poland.
150 years ago that warehouse would be a damp factory where you'd work 18 hours a day amongst children just to be able to afford some rotten meat, wear the same rags every day, sleep in a basement with your entire family (and another family), knee deep in rats and excrement. You would breathe in that much dust that you would start going blind and your lungs will be fucked by the age of 25, you would probably die at 33.
The equivalents today have iphones, ipads, internet, laptops etc and can afford to migrate over 1000 miles to a new country.
>>51925988
no
i write like someone under the age of 40 who doesnt have aspergers
>>51926017
19
can abnormal mongs who dont have any friends and smell bad stop replying to me please
we need to get a pro-trump petition going. this whole brown people talking about "our" country stuff is wierding me out
>>51926005
That's a drink
>>51926026
>reddit filename
>>51926057
there already is one lad i signed it today
called my mum and told her that the cat died even though it didn't
when she gets home she's going to be thankful for the pleasant surprise
>>51926057
we need to get yanks out of brit and talk about something that isnt pakis or politics
>>51925954
what the fudge
>>51926080
Link?
>>51926039
>conspiracy to rape
Prepping the bull?
>block donald trump has 430 thousand signatures
What the fuck.
Going to the shop lads, and it only took me 2 hours to build up the courage to do so haha
>>51925832
Trump has hollywood charisma and Corbyn has the demeanour of a history teacher in Scunthorpe.
>>51925920
I was always the narrator in every school play
>i browse reddit
I doubt Trump cares that RGU revoked his honorary degree, he can just award himself one from The Trump University.
Chebs lads
Might do a message
>>51925908
How old are you both? Bit odd that you are both still posting statuses on facebook
>>51926079
I used to a hardcore fedora and would post on /r/atheism, I don't even know why since I didn't know any religious people in real life
embarrassing desu
>>51926040
They're allowed to dislike it whilst still thinking its better than Poland m8
shut the fuck up and smoke this weed before i beat your head, kid
>>51926145
ugly though
>>51925920
Yes
I played a shepard and was banging baby Jesus' crib during the play when I was young and my mum had to come and get me and march me out because I was being a naughty boy.
>>51926048
You're literally a 12 year old paki, mate. Fuck off init?
>>51926140
I think the fact that Brits are so obsessed with Trump and the possibility of him becoming president shows that he's doing this exactly how he should.
>>51926186
Can't have it all lad
>>51926145
The one on the right looks like a sorceress
>>51926192
im 19 years young n white as a kite desu
>>51925979
this
>>51926017
fuck off ya mong, normies don't use facebook at all nowadays
only 30+ year olds use it, deactivated mine a while ago, twitter is all i have
>>51925629
Northerners insist that Dinner is for midday, and "tea" is for evening. But it's not tea! it's actually a meal!
Their only leg to stand on is the term "dinner ladies".
>A northerner once said to me "tea's ready"
>"I didn't ask for tea"
>MFW
>look how electable Trump is! He's so popular amongst Republicans!
>look how electable Corbyn is! He's so popular amongst Labour members!
>>51926152
Same except I never posted on Reddit
It annoyed me because I always thought it was something that you just grew out of, like I don't know any religious people either. The fact that people believe there's a man floating around in the sky in the year 2015 is just ridiculous desu, religious people are holding back humanity, some religions are holding it back more than others though.
>>51926152
Strong of you to admit that, but I highly recommend you bury and forget that forever.
That's really not a cute "I used to be so lame" story.
>>51926225
are u starting on me or him i cant tell
why does nobody like Cruz
is it a /pol/ novelty?
>>51926145
they're pushed up and still not that big
>>51925332
>"Let's go to X on Y"
If she's into you but can't make it, she will propose an alternative time.
If she's not into you she will decline and you will move on to someone else. There's plenty of girls on the girl tree.
>look how obvious it is that i voted for Nick Clegg
>>51926243
Ricky.
>>51926272
>>51926225
You're both clearly children
>>51926272
him
i was agreeing with you
not really hard to make out 2bh
>>51926026
he's right though
>>51926210
>so obsessed
It's been one fucking thread
>>51926243
literally you
>>51926227
Tea and dinner are the same thing for me. Dunno what supper is.
>>51926229
difference being Trump has 51% of the total American vote, and Corbyn would have to suck-start the engine on a granny's power chair to get her to drop his name in the box
How about that weather, eh, lads?
>>51926294
this cunt is funny but he is so fedora tier fucking SJW sometimes.
>>51926274
Because he's a mong
sara in meltdown
https://twitter.com/ssaradavidson/status/674959430732095488
>petition with 400,000 signatures re: national security at the discomfort of a small majority of entitled muslims disregarded
>petetion of 100,000 signatures re: banning some naughty boogeyman man who says mean words likely to be considered
UK is in too deep
>>51926312
ur granny suck-started my engine last night m8
>>51926318
very rainy
skidded round a corner driving home from work and nearly done a r.i.p.
>>51926243
I posted a bit and got more and more annoyed until I deleted my account.
It's a fucking awful place
>mfw trump becomes president
>launches crusade against muslims
>commits genocide to every muslim country
>adds iraq, syria, saudi arabia, UAE and Qatar as states of America
>the us army invades the uk and is hunting down every muslim shooting them in the street
>your paki neighbors ask if they can hide in your loft
>it's a husband, wife and two little girls
What do?
>>51926304
It's been all over /brit/ and /int/ as a whole for days.
The whole world is talking about him. Talk about publicity, I've yet to see a candidate rake in this much of it.
>>51926298
"this >>yank" sounded a bit like "look at this yank post" nvm
>>51926295
havent you got to drop your wifes son at school or something
>>51926312
>difference being Trump has 51% of the total American vote
Lmao
>>51926294
we need some good atheists, gervais is a mong. who do we have that is the calibre of chris hitchens? nobody.
>>51926335
nah he's pretty good actually lad, he's coherent and quick witted, very intelligent and has the right sentiments
haha
>rise of trump in murca
>rise of FN in france
>various other movements across europe like pegida
what a time to be alive. lefties and darkies should be worried
>>51926368
>It's been all over /brit/ as a whole for days.
So have doing a poo and having a wank
Getting ketty
>>51926337
this bird is not attractive
>>51926373
>I'll contest the remark against my maturity with more immaturity
underage b& m8
>>51926382
Bill Maher
Sam Harris
>>51926354
fuck no. they made their choice when they subscribed to their toxic ideology. say hi to Allah for me you stupid fucks.
>>51926215
Decent looking broad with massive tits I matched with on tinder a while back
https://www.instagram.com/ingridroulette/
None of her pics on tinder you can really see her tits, but you can on her ig
>>51926275
Nah they're top tier going by the other pics
>>51926417
>some fucking stars and stripes
ahahah bet he's fat x
>>51926354
i would let them in, lock the door behind them and ring trump on his personal mobile number to telll them i got 4 brownies in my house
>>51926368
before he started making comments about our country it was literally 1 ameriboo constantly trying to make the conversation about him
>>51926434
Very good message
>>51926417
>a fucking burger
I'm just a normal functioning member of the human race and there's no way anyone can prove otherwise
Fancy doing a wank desu
>>51926451
>>51926476
Hush
I'll be your stepfather by the end of the week.
>>51926486
t. paki trying to convince himself
>>51926398
Deluded.
>>51926486
what color are your undies?
new seat on my vespa 2bh
>>51926508
are u in london?
>>51926511
bet my dad could batter u
>>51926460
No point contesting it m8, we've all seen the posts
You're only lying to yourself.
>>51926544
Not at the moment but I will be from the weekend onwards
>Hello everyone I believe in the gold standard and think the earth isn't getting warmer please vote for me
>>51926549
my dad would deck ur dad
>>51926511
>impying you're not a fat fedora virgin
>hurr durr look at me i'm mature on the internet
>>51926531
>>>/ita/
>>51926527
not him but mine are dark blue haha
>scooter autists
Cat just came in sopping wet from the rain and smacked me in the face with his tail.
desu
>>51926549
>>51926568
your daddy's a pussy and so r u
>>51926531
>a fucking Vespa
What's with /brit/ today? First the Italian salad guy and now a Vespa? Have we been invaded by the continentals?
>>51926354
rape the wife and girls in front of the dad then chuck them all out for the death squad
quite sick of living in this working class disarray lads, nobody is happy, everybody (including me) thinks theyre in some sort of transition phase before they figure out what they want to do, girls disregard you if theyre middle class, working class girls aren't much better, friends are stagnant idiots, government considers you as economic cannon fodder and work is fucking depressing
fuck lads, why can't I just be complacent? Why do I have to pathetically want so much
>>51926527
>color
FUCK OFF YANK
extremely triggered
i thought better of you aussies but you're now in the usa/canada tier
>>51926552
nah i'm right
dunno about the rest of /int/ since /brit/ is all i use 4chan for desu
don't even see the catalogue because i just use the static link to get here haha
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>>51926520
fucking prove me wrong you utter spaz
half-wit mysteriously short posts arent half as effective as you think they are
when these lefty c ucks talk about "british values" what do they mean? why do they assume "british values" are tolerance and multiculturalism? imperialism, war and occupation were "british values" for far longer than their bullshit. and how can they want to ban someone from entering the country just for his unorthodox political opinions?
