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Anime edition
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primero
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someone (who isn't autistic) make a new
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How can Britbois even compete?
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anime
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VERY good edition
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is anyone here a registered sex offensder
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SO BYE BYE MISS AMERICAN PIE
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https://twitter.com/socialistloser/status/674570979360841732
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I win lads (look at last line -- you'll miss context from the rest)
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>>51926641
>in the category for NE Scotland, Shetland and Orkney

Lmao what
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Once I make you call me Dad I'm putting you in the Harry Potter closet tbqh lads
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>>51926651
fucking socialism is UNBRITISH reeee
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>>51926641
Scotland was pretty willing to suck up to him when they wanted his money 2bh
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>>51926681
I had the one where I'm falling again.
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>>51926668
>that muzzie b8

You old ruse master you
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>>51926641
Is there any chance he will win the nomination?

The US is a like a bizarro version of the UK, most of our political loons are on the left but yours are on the right.
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>>51926668
>discussing literature and history
She's a keeper.
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>It's a US Politics thread
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>>51926668
>I'd rather drink water all night.

Red flag.
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***REPOST***

quite sick of living in this working class disarray lads, nobody is happy, everybody (including me) thinks theyre in some sort of transition phase before they figure out what they want to do, girls disregard you if theyre middle class, working class girls aren't much better, friends are stagnant idiots, government considers you as economic cannon fodder and work is fucking depressing

fuck lads, why can't I just be complacent? Why do I have to pathetically want so much
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>>51926727
this desu
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>>51926717
>most of our political loons are on the left
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>>51926731
i've been telling him all night. That's not even the first one.
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>>51926668
higher brow discourse than i was expecting desu you did fine considering
im used to soliciting my coarse mannered friends for sexual favours ive never really bothered to talk to an intelligent seeming person on the internet
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>>51926717
Yes
A good chance over the other candidates who have already quickly moved into irrelevancy
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How come I like Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump even though they're completely opposite ends of the spectrum? I think I'd be a lefty in an ideal world without all the muzzies, but we have far from an ideal world
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>>51926668
Kapuscinski was based but fuck his last name.
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Can we have a moment of silence for these poor fallen creatures
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>>51926783
so what if i'm replying to your posts super quick m8?
i'll fucking batter you if you've got a problem with it
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>>51926668
>i'd rather drink water all night

Sarcasm?
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>>51926747
>Farage
>A loon

Lad can you even imagine

JUST IMAGINE

Farage saying ONE thing that Trump has said.

Imagine the fucking uproar.
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>tfw fall for every girl who actually talks to me
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when these lefty c ucks talk about "british values" what do they mean? why do they assume "british values" are tolerance and multiculturalism? imperialism, war and occupation were "british values" for a lot longer than their bullshit. and how can they want to ban someone from entering the country just for his unorthodox political opinions?
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>>51926747
The leader of the Labour party is Jeremy Corbyn
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are you guys all gay?
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>>51926717
>Is there any chance he will win the nomination?
It's pretty much guaranteed.
He just proposed a Muslim ban and his polls went up.
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>>51926717
>Is there any chance he will win the nomination?
He's at ~38% and the next closest is at 18%.
Short of saying gas the kikes, he's got it clinched.
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>>51926796
I know its B-BAFFLING
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>>51926783
>>51926788
>5 seconds
wew lad
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>The leader of the Labour party is Jeremy Corbyn
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>>51926731
>>51926790
nah shes talking about some party shes going to this weekend where she doesn't have the funds for drinks so i told her to buy goon
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>>51926807
They're clearly just lashing out against someone that has finally called them out on their illogical nonsense directly or otherwise.
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>>51926786
a moment of silence for all the murder tools seized from criminals?
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>>51926806
Waheey same lad
It's fucking depressing innit
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>Socialism is bad
>"Save our NHS!"
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looks like e-cigs do fuck up your lungs after all
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>>51926835
>short of saying gas the kikes
Give it time, Jacob. He's not that far off it.
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>specifically tell tinder girl I only want to hook up and don't want to engage in boring small talk
>"where are you from?"
fucking roasties
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>>51926818
>>51926835
Fucking hell
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>>51926856
>too good for goon

I guess that's OK.
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bit wet out
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Just did a wank and quite a big cum

Got heart palpitations now as well :/
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>>51926786
I guarantee that all of those weapons were confiscated from black people
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pits are smelling particularly rancid today lads
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>>51926925

>gif

fuck off
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want something really bad to happen to sara davidson but not so bad she like loses a limb but just enough to make her realise what a jebend she is
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>>51926856
what's goon
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>>51926807
Liberals think they can decide what a country's values are.
The c ucks that make up the political right keep letting them.

They only way to win is to not play their games.
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>>51926944
Probably smithy and the lads on the prowl for kiddies to diddle
Sick white fucks
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>>51926973
>sarah davidson

who
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havent eaten all day im starving
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>>51926898
they could have been from a racist group that was gonna kill loads of pakis with them
>>51926956
get in the shower you fucking disguting vermin
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>>51926991
Commie lassie at Edinburgh Uni.
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Lads, I made a comment about Saudi Arabia on Twitter and now have literal cultists following me by the dozen.

Should I be worried
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>>51926980
cheap boxed wine
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>>51926980
aussies national pride, wine in a bag, they never shut up about it
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>trump becomes president
>launches crusade against muslims
>commits genocide to every muslim country
>adds iraq, syria, saudi arabia, UAE and Qatar as states of America
>the us army invades the uk and is hunting down every muslim shooting them in the street
>your paki neighbors ask if they can hide in your loft
>it's a husband, wife and two little girls
What do?
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>>51927023
No. New followers are new followers.
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>>51927049

i've already told you, dickhead
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A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired.
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>>51927020
She's still in college or """"high school""" (before some scot gets triggered)
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>>51926577
Karen-chan~
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>>51927034
do drunken british tourists trigger you
or are you one of them
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>>51927023
What kind of cultists?
Was your comment pro-saudi or anti-saudi?
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Genuine question lads: provided I'm not just some autistic neckbeard, how attractive would playing the piano/keyboard be?

Like I don't mean I'd constantly boast about it or anything but say if I'm at a bar and there's a piano there, after a few drinks i'll go up and play a few songs
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>>51927049
Shoot them and call it a home invasion attempt tbqh
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>>51927086
Hopefully pro-Saudi
Wouldn't want to be a racist islamaphobic bigot now would we
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tfw I'm shorter than my mum

how fucking embarrassing is that
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>Genuine question lads: provided I'm not just some autistic neckbeard, how attractive would playing the piano/keyboard be?

Like I don't mean I'd constantly boast about it or anything but say if I'm at a bar and there's a piano there, after a few drinks i'll go up and play a few songs
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>>51927080
Oh, my bad. She's in Edinburgh either way.
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A N I M E

N

I

M

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>>51926991
https://twitter.com/ssaradavidson

>>51926999
nah theyd haul em out in the street and publicly execute them for racism

>>51927020
she got rejected didnt she lol

>>51927079
my bf (best friend) has a long term gf with whom im also good friends & hes never displayed interest in me beyond friendship
explain that atheists
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Poor girl
https://twitter.com/socialistloser/status/670401922155847681
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>>51927090
lol
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>>51927120
Nah, anti-saudi is the new fad.
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>>51926922
what's wrong with them honestly
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>>51927083
#ontour
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>>51927034
go have a siesta pedro, you're getting cranky
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>>51927123
Really?
Never met a lad that's shorter than his mam before
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>>51927020
Edinburgh is an actual decent uni, she's a complete moron, no chance she'd get in there
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>>51927090
Complete bellend tier
It's a respectable talent but you should NEVER show it off / talk about unprompted
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>>51927086
[sweat drops intensify]
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>>51927090
Only if you are classically or jazz trained.

Knew a lad who would always get on a piano and play Coldplay. It never went down well.
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Saw a manlet in tesco wearing a double breasted greatcoat LOL, he looked like the cunt out of despicable me!

Bout a foot of leg and 4 foot of boxy coat

>>51927123
very
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does anyone like tables
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>>51927152
>having a 16:9 dp
>having iinet as an isp

dont know who fucked up more tBh
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>>51927192
delete this
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>>51927090
>caring about how "attractive" playing x instrument is
that's the real autism
just play whatever you find enjoyable to play
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>>51926973

i want her to kill herself
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>>51927152
wahey what was that first message bruv
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>>51927144
the fuck you laughing at m8
think you can just stroll in here and it's all fun all games do ya?
i'll fucking slap you up you mug now jog on before i fucking send you into next week
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>>51927169
Mum is 5'11"
Dad is 6'5"

I'm 5'10"
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>>51927152
Probs wants to know for meet up purposes
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Are there any good vidya games were you get to play as a crusader and fight against muslims?
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>>51927139
>she got rejected didnt she lol
Think you might be right.
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>>51927180
I would prefer to play real music but then tbf, wouldn't normies prefer if you just played shitty piano covers of popular songs?
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>>51927141
>>51927139

holy fuck please dispose of these 2 useless individuals. I HATE commies HATE HATE HATE HATE
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>>51927192
LEWD
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>51927219
lmao
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>>51927090
If you are already attractive, any kind of talent will make you more attractive.

If not, you are wasting your time.
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>>51927207
I got a sickness for the thickness and u got the cure (sunglasses emoji)
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>>51927169
>>51927219
Mum is 5'10"
Dad is 6'3"

I'm 6'6"
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>>51927252
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>>51927252
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>51927229
Play still dre and we good
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Imagining actually knowing this cunt IRL

https://twitter.com/gothfeminist
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>>51927276
I thought Odin defeated all the giants?
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>>51927252
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>>51927229
No, you twat, "normies" don't want to see or hear you do anything, you show-offy knob-jockey
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Uni was a mistake
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>>51927152
I can tell you're shit with girls just from the fact that you're clueless enough to not know what "What's tinder for" means

You're actually expecting a girl to say she wants to have sex? Even girls I've been "fwb" with don't just say they want sex, even if they do want it, they'll say they want to come over to chill or whatever
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>>51927309
wew lad
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>>51927178
theyre all probly human rights activists n that youre in desu go through and look for fitties in burkas they might nibble your willy

>>51927239
https://twitter.com/ssaradavidson/status/674630714395074561
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dandruff is finally going byebye
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>>51927269
please tell me shes a slag to reaffirm my belief that pretty girls are nice

all is lost otherwise
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Mum is 5'10"
Dad is 6'5"

I'm 6'8"

Could beat up anyone in here.

Try it...

Yeah, thought not.
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>girl I fancy is a lesbian
>invited me to come to a gay bar with her
>not sure if i'll feel upset and jealous if she kisses/lewds another girl, or aroused

Need ladvice
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>>51927315
>Radfem queer theory
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Just found tumblr: the band
Would fug the singer though ngl

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gC6y_lWKz_E
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>>51927327
for fuck sakes

Mens day is literally regarding depression and suicide in males and they rip that from them

this really depresses me
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>>51927351
I'll heem you in 3 seconds flat
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>>51927351
I'm 6'6 lad from above and I don't care about the 2 inches I'll fucking kick the shit out of you
difference is you're probably a 5'8 manlet who has to lie on a anonymous forum to make himself feel better
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>>51927239

they are both communists
they are both mentally ill
they both have commie parents
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>tfw thought I was 6ft 4
>tfw actually only like 6ft 2

when will i learn
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>>51927389
Gonna kill yourself?
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I know /brit/ hates fat people, but what about fat people that have lost weight? Are we welcome?

pic related

It's my progress.
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>>51927366

you're clearly a pathetic piece of shit so you'll obviously crumble and attend regardless of what people here tell you. fuck off faggot.
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>>51927327
misogny
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>>51927396
3 seconds? That's cool I guess.

Could heem you in 2 seconds Tbh, guess I am just stronger than you.
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>>51927351
My mum is 5'6"
My dad is about 5'11"

I'm 6'4"

I've trained a martial art for a number of years too, I could wreck you
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>>51927309

ahmed out
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>>51927335
yeah alright Casanova
maybe in Britistan girls don't say they want sex but it's different over here
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>>51927425
post belly
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>>51927280
>>51927309
>>51927322


They ain't no muslim bruv!
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big wank for the lads
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>>51927425
Was your jawline made out of fat too? Why the fuck is your face drooping
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>>51927425
I love you
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>>51927351
>I'm 6'8"

i hope you're not a lanklet
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>>51927418
if i do i'll let you know
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>>51927441
>heeming me with your pathetic mewvment

I can sense your stiffness from here
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>>51927425
Would literally marry
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>>51927090
Judging by this post, you'd fuck it all up one way or another

>go up to bar piano unprompted
>play a ditty
>"oooh, play (insert any fucking song)"
>don't know that one, sorry
>"how about (Something much more common that you still can't play)?"
>yfw
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>>51927389
i took that pic yesterday

it made me actually upset
i just laughed in disbelief

what is hateful about a day to comfort suffering men?
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>>51927461
it isn't you muppet
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>>51927472
woooooo


WOOOOHHOOOOO!!!!!
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going to a selecter concert with my dad nd his m8s lol

how the fuck am i meant to dance to this

https://youtu.be/ETTKzcIQTjU?t=49
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>>51927339

some indian lad is schooling her right now
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>>51927425
want to do horrible things to your nether regions desu lets do a meet greet and copuleet
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>>51927425
wew lad
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>>51927527
yeah alright Casanova
maybe in Victoriastan girls don't say they want sex but it's different over here
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>>51927536
post vespas lad

what cc?
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>>51927425
doing a shag
move to england and become a escort
>>51927442
>i'm trained in martial art
shit meme
in a street fight i'll do you in
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>>51927469
>you will never have a job where you get paid to conspire with other people and shitpost politically-motivated subversive videos on the internet
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really like michael cera as a person tBh
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>>51927536
Dance like your stomping in a pakis head in your doc martens lmao
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>>51927583
Do him in, lad, I'll hold your towel.
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>>51927486
>>51927512
>>51927544
fenks guys :3
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>>51927573
i live in sydney you silly galah
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>>51927348
>>51927348
>>51927269
>>51927269

no lad seriously tell me
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Anybody here get genes that skipped a generation? My granddad is super tall, but my dad is average height then I'm super tall too
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>>51927536
Like you would to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUHtMHO2ch8
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>>51927593
hahah this gave me a good laugh lol

aye the auld skinhead shake the boots
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>>51927643
nothing skipped a generation your dads just a c_uck
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>>51927583
If you even tried to throw a punch at me I'd break your arm
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>>51927623
oh fuck me too
hmmmmmmm maybe I should reconsider my position
>>51927625
she's not really a slag
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>tfw you will never be a crazy old man living in the middle of nowhere in the gold ol' USA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=su5WlYohgRs
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>>51927599
cheers la appreciate it
>>51927682
i'll drop the fucking nut on you
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>>51927675
oversized desu
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As a guy, should I put kisses on my texts to girls?
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>>51927675
AWFUL posture. Will do her back no good in the long run especially with those chebs.
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>>51927643
I was lucky enough to get my thick hair from my grandmother, most of the other men in my family started balding around 19-20.

Hopefully it stays up there and not on my back aha
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>>51927693
lad if a girl straight up tells you she wants to have sex alarm bells should be ringing cause she'll probs do you in to the cops and tell them you raped her
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>>51927722
>>51927730
sexist pigs
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>>51927728
What tier have you reached with her?
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Anymore stabbings in Britland?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIxxHmIPVN4
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haha good luck ever heeming me you vermin ill be waiting atop the nearest hill with an arrow aimed right at your weaselly little heart
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>>51927778
Nothing happens 'round here desu.
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>>51927778
Only vaginal stabbings
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>>51927778
every day
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>>51927790
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIxxHmIPVN4
MIA is fucking awful
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>>51927675
bet she's got burger nips under there
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>>51927718
You really wouldn't though
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>>51927778
i saw a man drop a carton of milk today
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>>51927778
stabbed your mum with my pork sword
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>>51927761
Chatting with her for like an hour in a club
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xn2ptI38Nnw
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>>51927803
*is the arrow*
*loops around the world and plunges into the back of your head*
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>>51927790
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if u lil fucken rodents dont STFU im going to bonk every last one of u fuckers with a fuckin wooden mallet u utter runts
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>>51927778
yeah just stabbed a lad a few minutes ago. i like to get in a couple a day tbH
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>>51927754
what should my next move be
note: I want to limit my interactions with this girl as much as possible
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might get my mum a magnum of prosecco for xmas
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>>51926577
/brit/ is always anime edition. you guys are the biggest weebs
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>>51927842
Ah, tier 7, eh? Probably not then, no.
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taking a wank
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might genuinely get a takeaway tonight

or do i go and buy some top quality meat from the butcher and have a good meal
>>
https://twitter.com/rosyrutherford/status/666307341277597696
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>>51927872
just ask her out for drinks, get drunk, then slide on in
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaFxgQ9KLCY
know all the words to this desu
>>
>>51927867
haha don't bonk me lad
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>>51927897
But what if she sends me kisses, and I want to put my willy in her
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>>51927874
Good idea lad
I gave her a magnum last year and she loved it.
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I have empirical evidence that Islam is false
contact me for further info
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>>51927895
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>>51927945
Cheeky smiley face, lad.
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>>51927846
extremely shit
only nignog music allowed in /brit/ is grime
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>>51927831
jesus

http://boobglam.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/BETH-LILY-VOL.-1-SET-2.07-683x1024.jpg
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>>51927943
hahaha i'll bonk yer lad

real good if you know what i mean aahahaha ;) ;)
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>>51927974
don't listen to this lad, get a few kisses in there you bender
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>>51927997
Oh thank god, I was in way over my head.
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>>51927997
Okay x
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>>51927929
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha holy shit
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>>51927943
>>51927990
jk lad im not gay i dont have anthing against gays im just not gay hahaha

ok
>>
>>51927985
told you lad
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsvMOJpeGnw
sang/drummed this once
>>
making the best of a bad situation
>>
>clicks update
>no (You)
>*looks out window*
>>
>>51927831
well, she is a yank
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>>51928033
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>>51928066
good la
it's all you can do
always look on the bright side of life:)
>>
You now remember ameritrap
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>>51927982
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfPP4YC8lLI
i fux with this
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the 90s called

they want their website back
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>>51926577
Why is Karen so shit? She ruined the whole thread!
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new thread new me :)

only going to make good posts from now on
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>>51928079
this will be the image for "having a look" when it's submitted to the /brit/ gimmick wiki
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>>51928162
*spits out water* pfssshshaaahahahahaahahah!!!!
>>
alri lads? haha
>>
Pulpinia
>>
>>51928033
really think this post deserves a few more (You)s
would really appreciate if you could chuck it a geez
>>
"Jason from General Electric Home Security" has called me six fucking times this week from different numbers with different area codes. Twice today, this time I told his robot self to fuck off and stop calling me. He said fucking no. A robot told me he will not stop calling me.

I'm coming for you Jason, I'm gonna drag your bitch ass behind my Silverado you cunt.
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>>51928162
lmao just spat my diet lilt all over my keyboard
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>>51928240
*thumbs up*
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crusade when
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>>51928172
>new thread new me :)


like, um nice try sweetie :) x

>>51928219
good lad

bit annoying but id definitely finger her if u know what i mean

(mean i'd marry her)
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>>51928162
>sans titre

JFs OUT
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>>51928183
good, that's a fantastic gimmick
>>
>>51928240
>ass
fuck off yank
>>
Fucking love charity
>>
>>51928290

>AN-94
>Mag appears to be straight
m8
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94lfeK2tkjQ
how do I tell a guy I'm transgender lads?
>>
>gun autists
>>
havin a think
>>
Need to get out of bed
>>
>>51928355
"got a big willy"
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6d746Fckf2A
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oh shit, im sorry
>>
>get notification of matching with girl on tinder
>notice there's a star beside her name
>don't remember super liking her
>must've done it when I was half asleep
>find out she actually super liked me

Wahey
>>
>>51928355
"got a knob Tbh la"
>>
>tfw you will never fuck a qt yankboi in his bp so hard she ends up with a pink sock
>>
>>51928423
Now what?
>>
>>51928355
you just did :3
>>
If you could be any fictional character, who would you be?
>>
>have this bong m8 i used to play vidya with
>now hes going to uni and turned into an incredibly annoying facebook leftie twat
are people literally getting brainwashed in the uk
>>
hahaha WAHEY lads!! watch out!

piss head paul is now in the thread!!!
>>
>>51928504
Jesus Christ
>>
>>51928504
God
>>
>>51928504
the non-virgin version of me
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anime
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>>51928504
God
>>
>>51928527
>>51928534
stock-fedora-photo.jpg
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>>51928510
Only the bellends who go to uni
>>
>>51928504
Anti-Allah
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>>51928504
haruka
>>
>>51928523
paul, fix that fucking hole in the roof!! looool
>>
wa

hey
>>
>>51928644
deep
>>
Four men have been convicted of defrauding 18 pensioners out of a total of £600,000 in a phone scam carried out across the south of England.
Mohamed Dahir, 23, Sakaria Aden, 21, and Yasser Abukar, 23, were found guilty of conspiring to commit fraud.
Mohammed Sharif Abokar, 28, was convicted at the Old Bailey of converting criminal property.
>>
>>51928510
i actually went to uni with a few people i'd known since secondary school. amazing how they went from essentially apolitical to left wing "experts" within weeks. fucking cretins

>what the fuck is going on with captcha it's so slow
>>
>went to uni
>didn't get involved in student politics
>had a great time, met a lot of people

thanks for reading
>>
>>51928658
you know if cara said "look ive got 30 minutes to fug, choose one of your mates and lets do this"

i wouldn't choose you
>>
>>51928664
Diversity is our strength
>>
>>51928151
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1Ak6SBwCxo
>>
>>51928631
gotta fix that hole in the door! haha
>>
>>51928664
aah... very impressive
>>
>>51928676
normie scrunting i hate you with every fibre of my being
>>
>>51928664
how do 18 pensioners have 600 big ones between them?
>>
>>51928504
Hud
Ben Quick
any other Paul Newman character
>>
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lol
>>
>>51928675
he was always very nice but now his average post is like "WAKE UP PEOPLE ITS 2015 HOW ARE WE NOT TAKING IN ALL THE REFUGEES AND REPORTING ABOUT AFRICANS KILLING EACH OTHER EVERY DAY"
might just block him

>>51928699
was going to ask you if you wanted something from maccas but don't think i will now
>>
Wew lad
Got a large essay from a group member telling me how sick I am
>>
Sweden's employment agency has said foreign-born residents will make up 60% of Sweden’s unemployed by 2017

.
A total of 21.8 percent of foreign-born citizens are currently unemployed, figures from Sweden's Employment Agency (Arbetsförmedlingen) showed last month. This means that around 50 percent of unemployed people in Sweden are originally from abroad. The agency's latest research suggests this is set to rise to 60 percent by 2017.
So as of today itself they make 50% of the total unemployment.

http://www.thelocal.se/20151209/six-in-ten-foreign-residents-will-be-jobless-by-2017
>>
>>51928151
>not posting 2015 meme tunes
extremely good lads
can't stop listening to wileys little brother, cadell new tune tbf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvJi61wjGBw
>>
>>51928736
all the goodies Gidoen doles out for them
>>
>>51928766
story time innit
>>
fuck me lads my farts smell like shit
>>
You lads want to here about the really fucked up old man that lives near me? I feel so bad for him, lets him him "Tim"

>born into a shitty family
>about 10 siblings
>father was alcoholic and abusive, used to lock all his kids in the loft
>is now 70 years old
>Tim never really learned to speak, isn't fully mentally developed
>lives with his psychotic brother who used to chase kids around the estate with a knife
>limps around all day looking for money on the floor
>has Thomas the tank engine wallpaper in his bedroom

It's so sad
>>
>go to work
>don't get involved in office politics
>having a great time, meet a lot of people

thanks for reading
>>
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>>51928755
>>
>Swansea appointing Avram Grant

Lickdicki on suicide watch
>>
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>>51928726
haha fucks sake Paul
>>
http://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Duana


Cor blimey!
>>
>>51928768
it's obviously because employers are all racists who won't employ foreigners
>>
Modern grime is so shit compared to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esXHTLJHWH0

>le stormzy
>>
>>51928852
>Dizzee Rascal

pop music twat
>>
lets all take some magic monkey juice and take a trip to spaceland
>>
>>51928849
why are slavic women such whores?
>>
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>post yfw stacey poole
>>
>>51928852

>grime is so shit

fix'd
>>
normies at it again lads
>>
>>51928768
Well, that does it, your excessive posting of cherry-picked statistics has totally disillusioned me. What do now?
>>
>>51928852
stormzy is a shite normie meme but some new grime is good like the old stuff
aj tracey https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QFEUW6WRmQ
cadell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=basnQXfQCi0
>>
when is the steam winter sale liddos
>>
doing an early thread
>>
ESKI BOI ESKI BOI ESKI BOI
>>
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lincolnshire-35050418

>The 25 Day Handwriting Challenge appears on several websites, although the original task appears to be aimed at teenagers or adults.

>More child-friendly tasks include "Handwrite your favorite [sic] month of the year" and "Handwrite what color [sic] shirt your [sic] wearing right now".

>teaching six year olds american english

Fuck this country
>>
>>51928988
janny will do his nut in have you gone insane?
>>
>>51928852
>>51928776
>>51928711
>>51928957
i fux with all this

>>51928889
he's got rights to cash in imo
https://youtu.be/tZEANx1HaeU
>>
SHEEPDOG
STANDING IN THE RAIN
>>
>>51929031
>>51929031
>>51929031
yeah I did it... so what
>>
>>51928806
I know a genuinely autistic lad in his 30s that has never and probably will never move out of his parent's house. He spends most of his free time watching Disney films and playing facebook games. His parents are pretty depressed about it.
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>>51928456
Not sure what you don't get

The little blue stars beside names on tinder, you get 1 "super like" every 12 hours and it shows up that you "Super liked" them when swiping through

"Mimie" was the girl I thought I super liked when half asleep
>>
>>51929097
I'm jealous of how good looking you must be
>>
>>51929062
mad
man
>>
>>51929140
>yank dates
stolen photo
>>
>>51929097
are you a handsome lad or do you just like every girl that looks attractive
>>
>>51929097
post photo lad
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>>51929140
I'd say I'm about average/slightly above average desu

>>51929176
>do you just like every girl that looks attractive

Not sure what you mean? I swipe right to girls I find attractive, isn't that what you're supposed to do? I go into the pics of almost every person who comes up to see their other pics
>>
HANDSOME NORMIES OUT

>normies will never understand what its like to be ugly
>>
>>51929268
I consider myself average and swiped right to everyone until my likes ran out for 2 days and got 1 match x

you're good looking lad. Those girls wouldn't give me the time of day

how good are your photos? are they selfies or photos taken by others? DSLR quality or wot?
>>
>>51929169
Tell me which one to write to and what to write to them then I'll repost the screenshot with that in there, it's not stolen lmao

Yank dates are just there cos tinder is an american app I guess, I've got yank dates and kilometre for distance... tinder's weird
>>
>>51929356
I beleeve. Why are you on 4chan when so many buff gyaldem want your peen?
>>
>>51929219
>>51929321
Since the new thread is already there and there's no one here I'll post one of my photos

Just gotta pixellate the other person in it, 1 sec

>>51929422
Boredom? Idk, I've posted on 4chan since before girls start finding me attractive
>>
>>51929718
you've posted this a zillion times 2bh
>>
>>51927432
How am I clearly a pathetic piece of shit? Also it's possible I could go just for the sake of getting smashed and socializing

Fuck you, cunt.
>>
>>51929747
No I haven't? I posted a different one wearing the same shirt, that one is actually one from my tinder profile
>>
>>51929777
then it's not you because this image has literally been posted over 10 times

nice try battyboi
>>
>>51929777
You're the most normie looking person I've ever seen
>>
>>51929718
the other ones you next to your mum and shes like 2 feet shorter than you init
>>
>>51929878
Well it's not my mum, but yeah

>>51929831
No it definitely hasn't, maybe I posted in once before, but definitely not 10 times
>>
>>51929839
nah a proper, archetypal normie isn't as twink looking
>>
>>51930002
Post a picture of yourself then
>>
Just unironically had to use Pythagoras's theorum
>>
>>51931081
maths teachers out
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