Anime edition
primero
someone (who isn't autistic) make a new
How can Britbois even compete?
anime
VERY good edition
is anyone here a registered sex offensder
SO BYE BYE MISS AMERICAN PIE
https://twitter.com/socialistloser/status/674570979360841732
I win lads (look at last line -- you'll miss context from the rest)
>>51926641
>in the category for NE Scotland, Shetland and Orkney
Lmao what
Once I make you call me Dad I'm putting you in the Harry Potter closet tbqh lads
>>51926651
fucking socialism is UNBRITISH reeee
>>51926641
Scotland was pretty willing to suck up to him when they wanted his money 2bh
>>51926681
I had the one where I'm falling again.
>>51926668
>that muzzie b8
You old ruse master you
>>51926641
Is there any chance he will win the nomination?
The US is a like a bizarro version of the UK, most of our political loons are on the left but yours are on the right.
>>51926668
>discussing literature and history
She's a keeper.
>It's a US Politics thread
>>51926668
>I'd rather drink water all night.
Red flag.
***REPOST***
quite sick of living in this working class disarray lads, nobody is happy, everybody (including me) thinks theyre in some sort of transition phase before they figure out what they want to do, girls disregard you if theyre middle class, working class girls aren't much better, friends are stagnant idiots, government considers you as economic cannon fodder and work is fucking depressing
fuck lads, why can't I just be complacent? Why do I have to pathetically want so much
>>51926727
this desu
>>51926717
>most of our political loons are on the left
>>51926731
i've been telling him all night. That's not even the first one.
>>51926668
higher brow discourse than i was expecting desu you did fine considering
im used to soliciting my coarse mannered friends for sexual favours ive never really bothered to talk to an intelligent seeming person on the internet
>>51926717
Yes
A good chance over the other candidates who have already quickly moved into irrelevancy
How come I like Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump even though they're completely opposite ends of the spectrum? I think I'd be a lefty in an ideal world without all the muzzies, but we have far from an ideal world
>>51926668
Kapuscinski was based but fuck his last name.
Can we have a moment of silence for these poor fallen creatures
>>51926783
so what if i'm replying to your posts super quick m8?
i'll fucking batter you if you've got a problem with it
>>51926668
>i'd rather drink water all night
Sarcasm?
>>51926747
>Farage
>A loon
Lad can you even imagine
JUST IMAGINE
Farage saying ONE thing that Trump has said.
Imagine the fucking uproar.
>tfw fall for every girl who actually talks to me
when these lefty c ucks talk about "british values" what do they mean? why do they assume "british values" are tolerance and multiculturalism? imperialism, war and occupation were "british values" for a lot longer than their bullshit. and how can they want to ban someone from entering the country just for his unorthodox political opinions?
>>51926747
The leader of the Labour party is Jeremy Corbyn
are you guys all gay?
>>51926717
>Is there any chance he will win the nomination?
It's pretty much guaranteed.
He just proposed a Muslim ban and his polls went up.
>>51926717
>Is there any chance he will win the nomination?
He's at ~38% and the next closest is at 18%.
Short of saying gas the kikes, he's got it clinched.
>>51926796
I know its B-BAFFLING
>>51926783
>>51926788
>5 seconds
wew lad
>The leader of the Labour party is Jeremy Corbyn
>>51926731
>>51926790
nah shes talking about some party shes going to this weekend where she doesn't have the funds for drinks so i told her to buy goon
>>51926807
They're clearly just lashing out against someone that has finally called them out on their illogical nonsense directly or otherwise.
>>51926786
a moment of silence for all the murder tools seized from criminals?
>>51926806
Waheey same lad
It's fucking depressing innit
>Socialism is bad
>"Save our NHS!"
looks like e-cigs do fuck up your lungs after all
>>51926835
>short of saying gas the kikes
Give it time, Jacob. He's not that far off it.
>specifically tell tinder girl I only want to hook up and don't want to engage in boring small talk
>"where are you from?"
fucking roasties
>>51926818
>>51926835
Fucking hell
>>51926856
>too good for goon
I guess that's OK.
bit wet out
Just did a wank and quite a big cum
Got heart palpitations now as well :/
>>51926786
I guarantee that all of those weapons were confiscated from black people
pits are smelling particularly rancid today lads
>>51926925
>gif
fuck off
want something really bad to happen to sara davidson but not so bad she like loses a limb but just enough to make her realise what a jebend she is
>>51926856
what's goon
>>51926807
Liberals think they can decide what a country's values are.
The c ucks that make up the political right keep letting them.
They only way to win is to not play their games.
>>51926944
Probably smithy and the lads on the prowl for kiddies to diddle
Sick white fucks
>>51926973
>sarah davidson
who
havent eaten all day im starving
>>51926898
they could have been from a racist group that was gonna kill loads of pakis with them
>>51926956
get in the shower you fucking disguting vermin
>>51926991
Commie lassie at Edinburgh Uni.
Lads, I made a comment about Saudi Arabia on Twitter and now have literal cultists following me by the dozen.
Should I be worried
>>51926980
cheap boxed wine
>>51926980
aussies national pride, wine in a bag, they never shut up about it
>trump becomes president
>launches crusade against muslims
>commits genocide to every muslim country
>adds iraq, syria, saudi arabia, UAE and Qatar as states of America
>the us army invades the uk and is hunting down every muslim shooting them in the street
>your paki neighbors ask if they can hide in your loft
>it's a husband, wife and two little girls
What do?
>>51927023
No. New followers are new followers.
>>51927049
i've already told you, dickhead
A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired.
>>51927020
She's still in college or """"high school""" (before some scot gets triggered)
>>51926577
Karen-chan~
>>51927034
do drunken british tourists trigger you
or are you one of them
>>51927023
What kind of cultists?
Was your comment pro-saudi or anti-saudi?
Genuine question lads: provided I'm not just some autistic neckbeard, how attractive would playing the piano/keyboard be?
Like I don't mean I'd constantly boast about it or anything but say if I'm at a bar and there's a piano there, after a few drinks i'll go up and play a few songs
>>51927049
Shoot them and call it a home invasion attempt tbqh
>>51927086
Hopefully pro-Saudi
Wouldn't want to be a racist islamaphobic bigot now would we
tfw I'm shorter than my mum
how fucking embarrassing is that
>Genuine question lads: provided I'm not just some autistic neckbeard, how attractive would playing the piano/keyboard be?
Like I don't mean I'd constantly boast about it or anything but say if I'm at a bar and there's a piano there, after a few drinks i'll go up and play a few songs
>>51927080
Oh, my bad. She's in Edinburgh either way.
A N I M E
N
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>>51926991
https://twitter.com/ssaradavidson
>>51926999
nah theyd haul em out in the street and publicly execute them for racism
>>51927020
she got rejected didnt she lol
>>51927079
my bf (best friend) has a long term gf with whom im also good friends & hes never displayed interest in me beyond friendship
explain that atheists
Poor girl
https://twitter.com/socialistloser/status/670401922155847681
>>51927090
lol
>>51927120
Nah, anti-saudi is the new fad.
>>51926922
what's wrong with them honestly
>>51927083
#ontour
>>51927034
go have a siesta pedro, you're getting cranky
>>51927123
Really?
Never met a lad that's shorter than his mam before
>>51927020
Edinburgh is an actual decent uni, she's a complete moron, no chance she'd get in there
>>51927090
Complete bellend tier
It's a respectable talent but you should NEVER show it off / talk about unprompted
>>51927086
[sweat drops intensify]
>>51927090
Only if you are classically or jazz trained.
Knew a lad who would always get on a piano and play Coldplay. It never went down well.
Saw a manlet in tesco wearing a double breasted greatcoat LOL, he looked like the cunt out of despicable me!
Bout a foot of leg and 4 foot of boxy coat
>>51927123
very
does anyone like tables
>>51927152
>having a 16:9 dp
>having iinet as an isp
dont know who fucked up more tBh
>>51927192
delete this
>>51927090
>caring about how "attractive" playing x instrument is
that's the real autism
just play whatever you find enjoyable to play
>>51926973
i want her to kill herself
>>51927152
wahey what was that first message bruv
>>51927144
the fuck you laughing at m8
think you can just stroll in here and it's all fun all games do ya?
i'll fucking slap you up you mug now jog on before i fucking send you into next week
>>51927169
Mum is 5'11"
Dad is 6'5"
I'm 5'10"
>>51927152
Probs wants to know for meet up purposes
Are there any good vidya games were you get to play as a crusader and fight against muslims?
>>51927139
>she got rejected didnt she lol
Think you might be right.
>>51927180
I would prefer to play real music but then tbf, wouldn't normies prefer if you just played shitty piano covers of popular songs?
>>51927141
>>51927139
holy fuck please dispose of these 2 useless individuals. I HATE commies HATE HATE HATE HATE
>>51927192
LEWD
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>51927219
lmao
>>51927090
If you are already attractive, any kind of talent will make you more attractive.
If not, you are wasting your time.
>>51927207
I got a sickness for the thickness and u got the cure (sunglasses emoji)
>>51927169
>>51927219
Mum is 5'10"
Dad is 6'3"
I'm 6'6"
>>51927252
>>51927252
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>51927229
Play still dre and we good
Imagining actually knowing this cunt IRL
https://twitter.com/gothfeminist
>>51927276
I thought Odin defeated all the giants?
>>51927252
>>51927229
No, you twat, "normies" don't want to see or hear you do anything, you show-offy knob-jockey
![IMG_2625[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zx12rFt.jpg "IMG_2625[1].jpg")
Uni was a mistake
>>51927152
I can tell you're shit with girls just from the fact that you're clueless enough to not know what "What's tinder for" means
You're actually expecting a girl to say she wants to have sex? Even girls I've been "fwb" with don't just say they want sex, even if they do want it, they'll say they want to come over to chill or whatever
>>51927309
wew lad
>>51927178
theyre all probly human rights activists n that youre in desu go through and look for fitties in burkas they might nibble your willy
>>51927239
https://twitter.com/ssaradavidson/status/674630714395074561
dandruff is finally going byebye
>>51927269
please tell me shes a slag to reaffirm my belief that pretty girls are nice
all is lost otherwise
Mum is 5'10"
Dad is 6'5"
I'm 6'8"
Could beat up anyone in here.
Try it...
Yeah, thought not.
>girl I fancy is a lesbian
>invited me to come to a gay bar with her
>not sure if i'll feel upset and jealous if she kisses/lewds another girl, or aroused
Need ladvice
>>51927315
>Radfem queer theory
Just found tumblr: the band
Would fug the singer though ngl
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gC6y_lWKz_E
>>51927327
for fuck sakes
Mens day is literally regarding depression and suicide in males and they rip that from them
this really depresses me
>>51927351
I'll heem you in 3 seconds flat
>>51927351
I'm 6'6 lad from above and I don't care about the 2 inches I'll fucking kick the shit out of you
difference is you're probably a 5'8 manlet who has to lie on a anonymous forum to make himself feel better
>>51927239
they are both communists
they are both mentally ill
they both have commie parents
>tfw thought I was 6ft 4
>tfw actually only like 6ft 2
when will i learn
>>51927389
Gonna kill yourself?
I know /brit/ hates fat people, but what about fat people that have lost weight? Are we welcome?
pic related
It's my progress.
>>51927366
you're clearly a pathetic piece of shit so you'll obviously crumble and attend regardless of what people here tell you. fuck off faggot.
>>51927327
misogny
>>51927396
3 seconds? That's cool I guess.
Could heem you in 2 seconds Tbh, guess I am just stronger than you.
>>51927351
My mum is 5'6"
My dad is about 5'11"
I'm 6'4"
I've trained a martial art for a number of years too, I could wreck you
>>51927309
ahmed out
>>51927335
yeah alright Casanova
maybe in Britistan girls don't say they want sex but it's different over here
>>51927425
post belly
>>51927280
>>51927309
>>51927322
They ain't no muslim bruv!
big wank for the lads
>>51927425
Was your jawline made out of fat too? Why the fuck is your face drooping
>>51927425
I love you
>>51927351
>I'm 6'8"
i hope you're not a lanklet
>>51927418
if i do i'll let you know
>>51927441
>heeming me with your pathetic mewvment
I can sense your stiffness from here
>>51927425
Would literally marry
>>51927090
Judging by this post, you'd fuck it all up one way or another
>go up to bar piano unprompted
>play a ditty
>"oooh, play (insert any fucking song)"
>don't know that one, sorry
>"how about (Something much more common that you still can't play)?"
>yfw
>>51927389
i took that pic yesterday
it made me actually upset
i just laughed in disbelief
what is hateful about a day to comfort suffering men?
>>51927461
it isn't you muppet
>>51927472
woooooo
WOOOOHHOOOOO!!!!!
going to a selecter concert with my dad nd his m8s lol
how the fuck am i meant to dance to this
https://youtu.be/ETTKzcIQTjU?t=49
>>51927339
some indian lad is schooling her right now
>>51927425
want to do horrible things to your nether regions desu lets do a meet greet and copuleet
>>51927425
wew lad
>>51927527
yeah alright Casanova
maybe in Victoriastan girls don't say they want sex but it's different over here
>>51927536
post vespas lad
what cc?
>>51927425
doing a shag
move to england and become a escort
>>51927442
>i'm trained in martial art
shit meme
in a street fight i'll do you in
>>51927469
>you will never have a job where you get paid to conspire with other people and shitpost politically-motivated subversive videos on the internet
really like michael cera as a person tBh
>>51927536
Dance like your stomping in a pakis head in your doc martens lmao
>>51927583
Do him in, lad, I'll hold your towel.
>>51927486
>>51927512
>>51927544
fenks guys :3
>>51927573
i live in sydney you silly galah
>>51927348
>>51927348
>>51927269
>>51927269
no lad seriously tell me
Anybody here get genes that skipped a generation? My granddad is super tall, but my dad is average height then I'm super tall too
>>51927536
Like you would to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUHtMHO2ch8
>>51927593
hahah this gave me a good laugh lol
aye the auld skinhead shake the boots
>>51927643
nothing skipped a generation your dads just a c_uck
>>51927583
If you even tried to throw a punch at me I'd break your arm
>>51927623
oh fuck me too
hmmmmmmm maybe I should reconsider my position
>>51927625
she's not really a slag
>tfw you will never be a crazy old man living in the middle of nowhere in the gold ol' USA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=su5WlYohgRs
>>51927599
cheers la appreciate it
>>51927682
i'll drop the fucking nut on you
>>51927675
oversized desu
As a guy, should I put kisses on my texts to girls?
>>51927675
AWFUL posture. Will do her back no good in the long run especially with those chebs.
>>51927643
I was lucky enough to get my thick hair from my grandmother, most of the other men in my family started balding around 19-20.
Hopefully it stays up there and not on my back aha
>>51927693
lad if a girl straight up tells you she wants to have sex alarm bells should be ringing cause she'll probs do you in to the cops and tell them you raped her
>>51927722
>>51927730
sexist pigs
>>51927728
What tier have you reached with her?
Anymore stabbings in Britland?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIxxHmIPVN4
haha good luck ever heeming me you vermin ill be waiting atop the nearest hill with an arrow aimed right at your weaselly little heart
>>51927778
Nothing happens 'round here desu.
>>51927778
Only vaginal stabbings
>>51927778
every day
>>51927790
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIxxHmIPVN4
MIA is fucking awful
>>51927675
bet she's got burger nips under there
>>51927718
You really wouldn't though
>>51927778
i saw a man drop a carton of milk today
>>51927778
stabbed your mum with my pork sword
>>51927761
Chatting with her for like an hour in a club
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xn2ptI38Nnw
>>51927803
*is the arrow*
*loops around the world and plunges into the back of your head*
>>51927790
if u lil fucken rodents dont STFU im going to bonk every last one of u fuckers with a fuckin wooden mallet u utter runts
>>51927778
yeah just stabbed a lad a few minutes ago. i like to get in a couple a day tbH
>>51927754
what should my next move be
note: I want to limit my interactions with this girl as much as possible
might get my mum a magnum of prosecco for xmas
>>51926577
/brit/ is always anime edition. you guys are the biggest weebs
>>51927842
Ah, tier 7, eh? Probably not then, no.
taking a wank
might genuinely get a takeaway tonight
or do i go and buy some top quality meat from the butcher and have a good meal
https://twitter.com/rosyrutherford/status/666307341277597696
>>51927872
just ask her out for drinks, get drunk, then slide on in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaFxgQ9KLCY
know all the words to this desu
>>51927867
haha don't bonk me lad
>>51927897
But what if she sends me kisses, and I want to put my willy in her
>>51927874
Good idea lad
I gave her a magnum last year and she loved it.
I have empirical evidence that Islam is false
contact me for further info
>>51927895
>>51927945
Cheeky smiley face, lad.
>>51927846
extremely shit
only nignog music allowed in /brit/ is grime
>>51927831
jesus
http://boobglam.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/BETH-LILY-VOL.-1-SET-2.07-683x1024.jpg
>>51927943
hahaha i'll bonk yer lad
real good if you know what i mean aahahaha ;) ;)
>>51927974
don't listen to this lad, get a few kisses in there you bender
>>51927997
Oh thank god, I was in way over my head.
>>51927997
Okay x
>>51927929
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha holy shit
>>51927943
>>51927990
jk lad im not gay i dont have anthing against gays im just not gay hahaha
ok
>>51927985
told you lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsvMOJpeGnw
sang/drummed this once
making the best of a bad situation
>clicks update
>no (You)
>*looks out window*
>>51927831
well, she is a yank
>>51928033
>>51928066
good la
it's all you can do
always look on the bright side of life:)
You now remember ameritrap
>>51927982
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfPP4YC8lLI
i fux with this
the 90s called
they want their website back
>>51926577
Why is Karen so shit? She ruined the whole thread!
new thread new me :)
only going to make good posts from now on
>>51928079
this will be the image for "having a look" when it's submitted to the /brit/ gimmick wiki
>>51928162
*spits out water* pfssshshaaahahahahaahahah!!!!
alri lads? haha
Pulpinia
>>51928033
really think this post deserves a few more (You)s
would really appreciate if you could chuck it a geez
"Jason from General Electric Home Security" has called me six fucking times this week from different numbers with different area codes. Twice today, this time I told his robot self to fuck off and stop calling me. He said fucking no. A robot told me he will not stop calling me.
I'm coming for you Jason, I'm gonna drag your bitch ass behind my Silverado you cunt.
>>51928162
lmao just spat my diet lilt all over my keyboard
>>51928240
*thumbs up*
crusade when
>>51928172
>new thread new me :)
like, um nice try sweetie :) x
>>51928219
good lad
bit annoying but id definitely finger her if u know what i mean
(mean i'd marry her)
>>51928162
>sans titre
JFs OUT
>>51928183
good, that's a fantastic gimmick
>>51928240
>ass
fuck off yank
Fucking love charity
>>51928290
>AN-94
>Mag appears to be straight
m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94lfeK2tkjQ
how do I tell a guy I'm transgender lads?
