nice guy edition
cara
maisie
ukip
>>51929031
first for aston villa are staying up
new thread, new me :)
>>51924501
Moon (2009) yo
new thread, new me :)
>>51929068
>>51929068
>implying this wasn't first
JFs don't count
>>51929113
he doesn't like good films my greek friend
>Sweden's employment agency has said foreign-born residents will make up 60% of Sweden’s unemployed by 2017
DIVERSITY IS STRENGTH
>>51929159
>he does it for free
>that one poster who will copy paste his post from the old thread and post it in the new one because he was late
everytime
>>51929208
>posting after 310
>>51929189
of course, I'm one of Sweden's unemployed
name a more based man in recent political history. protip: you can't
reckon i might have another beer and read my book then chuff off to bed
g'night then
>>51929259
all me
>>51929031
>"lost in thot"
aha
>>51929251
>>51929208
>not saving your best posts once the thread goes past 250 posts
amateur shit
>>51929031
Jesus what an attention whore
>Sweden's employment agency has said foreign-born residents will make up 60% of Sweden’s unemployed by 2017
STRENGTH IN DIVERSITY
Fuck I don't know how to respond to this message without sounding like an arrogant cunt
muslims?
nah can't say i'm a fan
>>51929366
Just go for it lad. Nothing ventured, nothing gained desu.
>>51929251
Muslims?
Kill the men, spare the women.
having a wholesome british meal (pizza)
>tfw took cheeky afternoon nap
cara
wew just woke up lads. last night was absolutely insane levels of fedora
>>51929442
Too kind.
>>51929366
do it pal nothing vented nothing pained
>>51929442
this desu, want a Kurd gf
How would you keks counter banter from Russia in a political setting?
Also are they on bad terms?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2zgB93KANE
classic 4 u
>>51929499
Looks like that actress, Sasha Grey, don't know if you heard about her.
>>51929031
Are all Brits this beta?
baka tbqh senpai.
>>51929442
So that they can have kids and teach them to be Muslim? Nah, get rid of all of them, men women and children. Don't care if that means killing them, or just deporting them all back to the sandy shit holes they belong to, wish it would just happen, though.
Muslims?
Kill them all.
need a high energy song i can proper belt out
want to give my chops a good walloping before mummy comes home
>>51929527
>not making shit up and completely ruining her life for being a slag
Mosley's mistake was calling himself a fascist which people associated with hitler desu
>>51929527
Fuck up wog before you get the boots cunt
>>51929568
COLT 45 AN 2 ZIG ZAGS
BABY THATS ALL WE NEED
>>51929568
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPAAoSFfFww
>>51929504
>Also are they on bad terms?
Dunno, they just agreed to cooperate on military action in Syria though. So not too bad obviously.
>>51929527
really? and all i need to do is give you my IBAN and mothers maiden?
i'm rich lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJZjSHG6tBY
>tfw you'll never be a Kurd rebel fighting for your homeland against ISIS and Turks with your fellow women
twilight is a deep film
>>51929568
IM FOREVER BLOWING BUBBLES
sing along with the lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kn7NGJezKSQ
>>51929609
i dont know the bleeding words to this islamic nonsense
>>51929568
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCq3CMbqYNo
eating space raiders lads
>>51929527
hello skepta
>>51929656
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWmfNeLs7fA
Jun Suzuki
>>51929725
blblablblablboobobob?
biibibibbikakakak
>>51929725
don't speak hungarian m9, what does this say?
>>51929725
the fuck you playing at
>>51929725
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_r83ThBaWUE
>>51929653
we should duet fairytale of new york one day
>>51929268
I only swipe right on girls that look interesting
if they have beach or festival photos, say they "like adventures" or have some shit food joke in their bio they go right in the trash
exception for thicc girls
>>51929527
No I will not give you my debit card and pin, shoo.
just had sex twice lads haha
>>51929759
>>51929783
fuck off I only wanted BRITISH (You)s
>>51929791
>>51929792
>on my way to the shop I devised a post to /brit/
>>an english boy will never call you a good lad after you've sucked his dick
>pretty gay but still disappointing
>>51929811
Tomorrow morning? well agree on a karaoke vid and you do girls bit ill do lads bit and ill splice them together on audacity x
me in the middle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3q0P_tpA_Q
this song is about most of you 2bh haha
>people laughed at the 'stupid' EDL chav when he protested 'islamic ray guns' years ago
>everything he said has come true
>>51929568
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgsiRWQ9eHU
I'll push it out
Without a doubt
Laughing in the face of DNA
Bloom a little but that's okay
I'm gonna get t
You're 28, baby face
Legally a man but that don't mean you're gonna be a facial hair machine
>tfw you will never be able to grow a beard
>>51929894
why do finns all have down syndrome?
>>51929902
my great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandfather in the back
>getting ATAR on monday
I can't bear it lads, I did shit this year.
I'd be suprised if I got an atar of 60
>>51929915
EDL
D
L
>>51929895
itll have 2 wait at least a few weeks i need to buy a new mic desu
will be top notch
>>51929966
spastic
>>51929894
good lad
its fucked up how there are like 1000 christmas songs but only 1 song about the boys being back in town
>>51929915
>people laughing at trump
>its literally happening right now
People will never learn
Can't wait for muslims to nuke the UK desu
having a moody one lads hahahah https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4N3N1MlvVc4
>>51929964
looks a right bender Tbh
Scottish Resistance>English Defence League
Quick! Post music that perfectly describes the Labour Party or else you'll be cursed with tiny peepee!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-9UvrLyj3k
going to more normie functions and feeling better about myself but still insecure deep down about being a kv w no real friends 2bh
>>51930022
where's the equality
start a petition la
>>51929681
Who's that?
t. Ciroma Chukwuma Adekunle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=so5XDNmFtd4
>>51929853
So if a girl was a 9/10 you wouldn't swipe right to her? Bullshit m8
And if a girl was fat, it'd be an automatic left swipe for me
>>51929910
rare ukhh
post more
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFfsfqYKMYs
doing some cheeky studying
>>51930033
Here's a cheeky melancholic song for you lad
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NVGSxGO7QM
>>51929935
iktf
>>51930004
rude desu
>>51930180
what you studying lad? banter studies?
winky is about to go pop like a cum cannon
>>51930231
What did he mean by this?
>>51929068
pls go down.
gib premiership to swansea
>>51930138
>So if a girl was a 9/10 you wouldn't swipe right to her?
yes
I only ever used up all my likes on the first day I got it
>>51930180
FONS
(fuck off nonce student)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOIF7iUn-Z8
>>51930268
>Avram Grant
gonna do some disces (slang for dishes)
hope mummy hasnt come home whilst ive been performing in here thatll be right humiliating
>>51929031
>I did her coursework and she didn't even fuck me ugh women are such bitches
wuld nah kest
>>51930126
a british/nigerian man
also
29135892
66-32-80
The world has turned
And left me here
Just where I was
Before you appeared
And in your place
An empty space
Has filled the void
Behind my face
I just made love with your sweet memory
1000 time in my head
;_;
>>51930321
>>51930274
I've never used up all my likes, I swipe left to around 70% or more of the people on there I see lel
Sometimes swipe right to some absolute butterfaces though, usually when I've not busted a nut in a while :^)
>>51930400
>I just made love with your sweet memory 1000 time in my head
What did he mean by this?
Did he mean he was wanking over her? How lewd
>>51929966
underage out
georgia 2bh
that would be quite a decent nonsuperpower tbf; not needing to sleep
youd have so much free time it would be pretty sick i reckon
>>51930438
that's still high to me
I swipe right maybe 5% of the time
might consider upping it
hahaha hey lads how ya goin just popping in to pick up my dirty dishes haha off now see you on the flipside alligator potators haha take care lads
>qt coworker kept showing off her chest & legs today
omo'd irl tÍŹbh faÍŹm
>>51930297
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA lads what the fuck did I just find? Fucking hell.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeX11hXkUo8
>ask a friend what superpower they would have
>they say, "to speak every language"
good thing I didn't show them my magic lamp, would have been a waste
>>51930554
ugly bint
>Northerners
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpgkwgifkwg
>>51930626
speaking every language isn't a superpower
>>51930654
fuck off pasta nigger
>>51930510
Is that 5% actually good looking or just girls that look interesting?
>>51930643
just popped back in to catch up with my favourite 'chon again on my way to squeeze a piss out of my urethra in preparation for the dishes and saw your post mate ahahaha mental
hows things
>>51930626
>they say, "to speak every language"
literally the most normie answer conceivable
>>51930713
y-you too
>>51930594
>200k views
Ffs lad
determined to learn German in order to get the most out of GGG videos
I want to have sex with Kit Harrington
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8BMj_i_xxE
>>51930701
interesting as well as good looking
cara
>>51930797
golvokin will get rekt by eubank jr in two years time
>>51930797
Hearing German in porn is fucking off-putting.
>>51930876
interesting response
>>51930809
Don't believe you haha, bet they're absolute munters
>>51930918
why would I swipe right on ugly girls and ignore the hot ones
Waheey look at the time
>>51930757
Well I've never seen it. Have you? It's fucking bizarre.
ahh that was a good old urination i just performed. now off to perform laborious kitchen duties haha
>>51930948
duuuuuuuuuuuuuude XD
is it bad that if i was granted one wish id probably just wish to be a billionaire instead of getting some superpower or curing world hunger or some shit like that?
>>51931033
dont think i could turn down wolverine-style immortality tbvf
>>51930994
back to work slave
rice guy edition?
wew lads
>>51931162
2wew4yew
Our thread is shit, /balk/ is shit, can I stay here familias
Lads, it's been awhile
>>51931162
She needs to moisturise her lips. Fucking nasty.
>>51931162
Would like to have a peek at Maisie's fanny haha
hate lefties more than muslims
yeah some pakis are scum but there's a fair few who are pretty decent and you can easily grab a pint with
90% of lefties are unbearable though
>>51931197
she's obviously just been pinging mate haha
>>51931199
bit lewd ;s
>>51931162
>>51931199
very unfortunate-looking indeed
>>51931204
Rasheed
>>51931246
end yourself wop cunt
>>51931204
>90% of lefties are unbearable though
grow up.
>>51931204
drinking is haram lad, report them to your local mosque
>>51931190
hello Karen
>>51931299
point proven
>>51931299
point proven
>>51931231
feel sorry for this girl
she rolled the genetic dice and got a 1
>>51931204
>grab a pint with
...
>"I hate what lefties are doing to this country!!"
>*centre-right party holds majority*
don't get people like this
>my next obligation is 8 days away
this neet train has to end at some point, but I'm enjoying it for now
>>51931304
How dare you!
>>51931315
and now she's a successful actress that gets to travel the world and have fun.
so whats your excuse?
>>51931313
>>51931314
>>51931302
>>51931334
maybe I should clarify
some t*rks are decent
haven't actually drank with a Pakistani man, but t*rks drink and party like the rest of us
>>51931313
>>51931314
these are very good posts
>>51931380
fuck turks and fuck you
Are huns even people lads
>>51931313
>>51931314
>>51931378
>actress
>travel the world
>have fun
three of the things i hate most in one sentence
how utterly vile
>>51931188
we can be two lonely exyu souls on /brit/
>>51931443
Just smoked a joint
getting better at guitar
>>51930626
>Choice of any superpower
>Speak any language
Why is he still alive, anon?
Some moron fucked around and got the 4G around my uni banned lads
I have to post using the slow as shit WiFi now
>>51931358
>>51931485
>>51931486
Woah, is it sixth form's induction day to /brit/?
>>51930944
Well if you swipe left just cos they have photos on the beach then you definitely have autism anyway
Post some you matched with? Just curious now desu
>>51931536
shut up nerd *bullies you in front of all my mates*
By the way, why brits don't give Athenian treasures back to them?
Do you have any sexual tastes that make you hate yourself /brit/?
>>51931597
i enjoy consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
>>51931567
How many Illya pictures do you have
>>51931597
I like women instead of traps
>>51931597
>missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
is this true?
>>51931567
RAPE OF NANKING
*cracks open a beer*
*takes a large gulp*
ahhh... very nice
*slams the can down with purpose*
>>51931648
*foams up and spills all over your hand and the table*
>>51931616
You disgusting filth
Good posts
>>51931617
Unlimitedly I have
>>51931679
>gif
fuck off
>>51931597
Yes
>>51931666
it's a can! it can't foam up.
nice try!!!
I am interested in Japanese history
>>51931715
Such as
>>51931643
What mate
It doesn't have anything to do with this
And I believe my ancestors did nothing wrong tbqh lad
>>51931501
What does it say he was b& for lad?
>>51931741
screw off weeb
>>51931643
amazing post
>>51931741
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEB!!!
you anon might like it more
>>51931755
Not telling
>lets go to the pub
>it's actually a bar
>>51931767
>And I believe my ancestors did nothing wrong tbqh lad
>>51931767
neither did ours
so leave it out m8
lads I just jizzed on some kpop gook comofrt woman escort a few hours ago(my first prostitute)
In preparation
I have been taking zinc supplements for the past few months, I abstained from fapping for 10 days and prior to her arrival I had edged 7 hours straight.
I wanted to avoid contracting cooties so I only allowed her to give me a handjob, nevertheless I experienced the biggest fugging cumshot of my lyfe m8, I must have shot her atleast 18 times with my watery jizz
Twas a good laugh t.b.h
Would recommend
>>51931771
Spam. Doesn't give a specific post
>>51931741
yeah.
considering America has no history, I don't blame you.
>>51929097
Yes, I understood. Now what will come of it?
>>51931867
>poo peeland
>>51931741
Good
I'll teach you anything if I can
>>51931767
sluts desu
Tommy Robinson casually says that all Muslim immigration should be halted for a few years and we should stop building mosques but nobody bats an eye
what did Trump do that was worse?
>>51930143
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSX9iGOI7vo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-thj8Uy92U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZRCffhAJEc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nujrttYoktQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXhGjivoKmk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1XfCB2dTlo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycu4RvBiyQg
I took quite a long time compiling these, I hope you listen to and enjoy them
I had to carry the Christmas tree back home. I felt like a big man desu.
>>51931877
>replying to a 1 hour old post
kill yourself
>>51931877
>replying to an hour old post
kill yourself
>>51931929
Run for leader of the free world
"unco"
what does it mean?
>>51931741
>farm rice
>chop each other with swords occasionally
>America shoots cannons
>shoot cannons back at America
>America shoots cannon that blows away whole cities
>anime created
That's it.
>>51931861
Ok lad
I'll never mention it
>>51931964
>>51931967
mmmmm
pinging
i like that word desu
>>51931904
How much is taught in Japan about the imperial period? How did you industrialize so fucking quickly after the shogun got btfo?
>>51931985
uncouth or uncool la?
>>51931872
Sound like a pool fan there la
>>51931867
let me just get this straight
you took supplements for months and abstain from wanking just so you could let a prossie wank you off
did you not even shag her
what a waste of money
annoying little cunt sister asking me why i never go to parties
needs to keep her fucking mouth shut
>>51931877
>Now what will come of it?
A good dicking.
>>51931928
Not at all
she's like 10
Wish we had one politician with the balls to stand up and say that all muslims, christians jews etc are mentally deranged if they believe in some stupid old books. And that islam is an inherently violent religion of conquest.
>>51931929
because American is founded on immigration how ever much they like to deny it.
just got up lads hahaha
>>51932058
That's what I wanted to hear desu.
>>51932048
i laughed.
underrated post.
>>51932009
i hate it
have not eaten yet lads
what are you lads listening to atm?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rropOWmlAE
i want to spank you like a disobedient avocado
>>51932111
i hate u
>>51932082
But people should be free to believe whatever they want. It's only when those people start using those beliefs as an excuse to persecute others that it should be called into questions. Muslims have the most to answer for, they're the only group that you could justifiably say we should remove all of them to be safe.
>>51932073
so?
>>51932055
plug her mouth with your dick
>>51932170
the feeling's mutual
>>51931940
listening to and enjoying them now, thanks anon
