I may or may not be getting pissed coz it's student night tonight lads
now then
well now
okay then
just enjoyed a quick break from dish doing to let the water cool down to a manageable level for the 2nd and final load
back to the front boys wish us luck xxx
*speaks in a hushed tone*
Lads don't tell anyone else but...I've got a hard willy
anglosphere union when
>>51933198
this was made unnecessarily early wasn't it
>>51934395
THIS LAD HAS A HARD WILLIE
AHAHAHAHAH THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
OI LADS
if we're all are born to die and we all die to live, what's the point of living life if it contradicts?
>>51934414
>>51934478
That's deep.
>>51934478
you have a point
>>51934472
DELETE THIS LIBEL
What are you all sucking on this evening? Please no rude answers.
>>51934431
Does anyone have the original picture of him?
>>51934557
tokin on a fatty bong la
>>51934557
male genitalia
>>51934568
>>51934478
no matter that I won't leave this shithole in my entire life, I will NEVER EVER be lisicki, and that I am thankful for
It's 4:30am and I don't know how many times I've gotten up to shit in the last few hours. I've been suffering physical stress symptoms but I've been getting consistently better the last two days.
Whenever I approach sleep and try to think nice thoughts, it always turns into a violent and depressing Oz (the prison show) storyline. Then I get up to shit a bit of water. Repeat. Fuck I can't get to sleep.
This is also the first week of my new career job.
>Democracy is fucked. It all degenerates into bravado, image and PR. Dodging questions, damaging your opponents reputation and exploiting current trends and issues has become more important and it will only get worse.
Don't forget it was the left who brought you the national health service, it was the left so brought you the national health service, it was the left who destroyed racism and the apartheid.
It is the left who continues to fight for justice and inequality... what can the right be proud of? A history of racism, xenophobia, inequality, elitism and fascism. I'm a lefty and proud.
hey guys whats up
Just bought a litre of JD for £15
Big fan of Jun lads, what about you?
>On Monday, a black teenager, 14-year-old Brionne Sloan, almost became another unintentional drowning victim when he sank to the bottom of a public pool in DeKalb County, Georgia. Another swimmer was able to pull him up, but what happened next shocked everyone. Although there were lifeguards, who were also black, on duty at the pool, Browns Mill Family Aquatic Center, none of them could allegedly swim in deep water or do CPR, something Sloan desperately needed.
>not even black LIFEGUARDS can swim
you can't make this shit up
The population of Bangladesh has doubled since 1980
160 million of the fuckers now
>>51934568
http://thailad.zz.mu/kev
In the bathroom lads
I'll let you figure out what I'm up to in here ;)
>>51934801
bp oil spill
>Sloan’s ordeal is not unique. In 2010, six black teenagers from two families drowned in Shreveport, Louisiana’s Red River while trying to save a friend. Sadly, the teens’ friends and family, who watched in horror as they drowned, couldn't save them—they couldn’t swim either.
taking a look
>>51934793
IT'S BANGLA-BLOODY-DESH WOMAN
Oh now I'm shitting blood
>>51934622
That's rough mate, I hope you can work your thoughts out and learn to process them better so that you can lead an easier life. You need stability to relax, there must be a lot of changes happening in your life, it's making your body not function properly.
Try to eat well and get regular exercise, stay hydrated and keep thinking the nice thoughts. Good luck
>tfw no choc ices
>>51934836
oh bugger mate that's no bloody good
no pun intended obviously as this is quite a serious issue
see a doctor
*chiki cha*
>>51934825
>>51934836
Is it blood on the toilet paper or are you shitting a decent amount of blood?
Haha lads I just saw the fucking machine merchant on /g/
>>51934825
Those who drowned were the Warners: Takeitha, 13; and her brothers, JaMarcus, 14; and JaTavious, 17. Their cousin, Dekendrix Warner, 15, was rescued. The others killed were the Stewarts: Litrelle, 18; LaDarius, 17; and Latevin, 15.
Emily
>in 2015, Sweden became the first nation on earth to introduce a law that forces at least 50% of the female population to have sexual relations with men from different ethnicities
>France has expressed it's interest in the law, with the government looking into implementing similar laws in the next few years
>>51934917
>JaTavious, Takeitha, JaMarcus, Litrelle, Latevin, LaDarius
Even for blacks that can't be real.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2QO-ZZOf0s
CHOON
Ever feel that you've been had?
Had so much that you turn mad?
Ever been so depressed that
those you turn to, you bring distress?
Ever sit in tormenting silence
That turns so loud, you start to scream?
aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh *sighs contentedly*
thats one (in actual fact 2) load (s) of dishes that's gone and been done, by me, alright
time to kick back and enjoy a lovely evening of lovely things, such as electronics and dinner
Thing about drowning, here's what you do if you can't swim and find yourself in a large body of water: remember that you are literally a big buoy you fucking retard. Take a big breath and hold it. When you need to, release it and take another big breath. It's called drown proofing, holy shit niggers are retarded.
>>51935018
Have you ever been to the south?
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-11172054
>home from my exam
>running on 3 hours sleep
>just want to go to bed
>the carpet cleaner is coming in an hour
shoot me
>>51934762
You probably can
>I have a better job than him
>Fitter
>More money
>Went to a better university
>Older
>Have a nicer house
>Better group of friends
>More life experience
>Taller
>Much better clothes
>Don't post shit on the internet about being depressed all the time
Yet for some reason she still goes out with him and wants nothing to do with me
Why?
>>51935001
Please tell me this is real
>>51934867
Personality
>>51934921
Just some diluted bits of red blood
I threw up a few times and there was no blood in that so it's probably just my punished anus
daily (if not hourly) reminder that if you are a NEET and you dont:
>brush your teeth
>do housekeeping for the people you live with
>keep fit
>go out at least once a day
>shower regularly
then you are SCUM
>>51935146
you have a small dick
>>51935146
prolly because you worship her and he'll just hump and dump her.
girls just want to be used at our age, even one's in relationships.
>>51935146
>post shit on the internet about being depressed all the time
She sees a tortured, poetic soul
>Fitter
Not in the willy department
>Older
Closer to death
>>51935202
Yeah I reckon so. Do you know what you're sick with?
>>51935201
meant for >>51935146 also you post on 4chan
>>51935205
war is war tbf
>>51935205
All three guys on the right are wearing uniforms of anti-ISIS rebel groups
>>51935210
this desu
>>51935259
>Cutting someone's head off
>War
Fuck off cunt
>>51935218
It's the other way around. I just want to fuck her, he constantly goes on about how she's the best girl in the world and how many days since he last saw her.
>>51935245
Stress
I swear 90% of the problem is the dreams the last few days, I never vomit during the day. Never had dream problems before.
>>51935296
t. sheltered babby
>>51935284
dont spoil their teenedge picture for them, it took ages for him to make that and his mum didnt help him.
>war is war tbf
>>51935311
yeh she loves the attention dont listen to quavers he knows nothing and everything he will tell you is wrong
>>51934548
>YFW
>>51935284
I think he's making a point about "moderate" muslims being the opposite of that.
>>51935342
Stress from what? You should probably get some help before you completely break down
>>51935346
What war zones have you been in?
>lisicki giving romance advice again
Bit wet out lads
Drive safe x
>>51935415
4chan
>>51935351
are you the autist that spams these pics that look like they're straight off r/cringe? how many of these do you have? also kill yourself
some guy offered to suck my dick and im not sure if I should accept the offer or not. It's been like 10 months.
>Taking advice about relationships from neet losers on an anime image board.
>>51935478
kek
>are you the autist that spams these pics that look like they're straight off r/cringe? how many of these do you have? also kill yourself
>>51935478
it was me xx
>>51935395
I can function pretty normally and I've got support + boss who's told me to take it easy. I don't get tetchy or consciously anxious. Apparently sleeping is just making me super-anxious or something.
Gonna see a doc tomorrow.
>are you the autist that spams these pics that look like they're straight off r/cringe? how many of these do you have? also kill yourself
>>51935556
delete this
>>51935510
MA BARKER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oR6eKmqSEa0
>>51935545
Good luck lad. Feel better soon x
>>51934647
A National Health Service that gives the government incentive to treat us all like children. The NHS is a nice idea in practice but really when the government has to ultimately foot the bill they then have to start thinking of ways to reduce it. That's why we live in a nanny state because we allowed too much of our welfare be handled by the government. Self defence? No sorry, if we let people actually have this freedom just think of all the extra patients in hostpitals because of weirdos and thieves and trespassers having their legs broke, let's protect the criminal instead, it will save us money on hospital bills. Gun ownership? Lol no, just think of all the extra shootings and people accidentally injuring themselves. The left turned this country into one big primary school.
>are you the autist that spams these pics that look like they're straight off r/cringe? how many of these do you have? also kill yourself
Alright, people, is this thread for australians too? I need a little advice from them or anynone pretty familiar to the Australian economy etc. I've learned recently about australian skilled immigration program. I'm a manufacturing engineer (branch of mechanical engineering), so I've looked up to the Skilled Occupations List and have found my profession there. Looking at seek.com.au I found some interesting vacancies there, but I think it would be a good idea to ask usual anon from Australia about job opportunities in that country. What about manufacturing in Australia, guys? How much is it developed? I'm familiar mostly to production of various machinery and, especially, to milling machining, CNC, etc, but I have a good fundamental education so I can do many others things which are linked to the manufacturing of any shit. I've heard also that there are a big problems with manufacturing in GB too as it in Russia, so I guess, your mechanical engineers are looking for a job overseas too. What can you tell me about such an experience?
>>51935605
I laughed.
just rotat atr ata
>>51935514
means a lot.
x
>>51935629
I cried.
>>51935556
Well, he looks kind of posh at least.
Help!!
Only got one oven
meat's in at 170
potatos need to go for 20 minutes at the end at 230
What the fuck do I do!!?
GOLEM GET YE GONE
if dubs you're all pakis
Tired desu. Been packing up the house all day, just know I've packed away shit I'll end up needing tonight ffs.
Might do a bath and relax.
>>51935702
GOLEM GET YE GONE
>>51935687
That is one internet sensation Ben 'Yahtzee' Croshaw
show some fucking respect
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm a lefty and proud.
>>51935702
SHOO SHOO GAINS GOLEM
SHES AN AMERICAN BEAUTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
IM AN AMERICAN PSYCHOOOOOOOOOOO
![[HorribleSubs] YuruYuri S3 - 03 [1080p].mkv_snapshot_02.59_[2015.10.20_22.37.14].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IOO7mfk.jpg "[HorribleSubs] YuruYuri S3 - 03 [1080p].mkv_snapshot_02.59_[2015.10.20_22.37.14].jpg")
haven't even watched any anime in over a week. my life is falling apart lads hahaha
how come ireland never has its own generals anymore
>>51935690
what type of meat is it?
It's acceptable to leave most meat out to sit whilst the potatoes roast.
>>51934867
>>51935796
beef i think
>>51935621
HAELP. Or give me pls a link to the aussie thread.
>>51935773
Haven't watched YrYr since the 4th episode or something wahey
>>51935094
Another thing is that many American niggers are incredibly fat. Fat is less dense than water so fat people float very well if they just lie back and relax. It's a well known fact in skuba diving that fat people need more weight added to their belt to keep them down.
Why are the words SHOO SHOO so funny?
Almost half a million (500,000) signatures to ban Trump from the UK
WE
if dubs you're all jews
>>51935690
>>51935837
You need to rest meat anyway so just put the potatoes in afterwards. Roast beef should rest for like 20 minutes for the best texture
just did a shout of anger
>>51935880
I wonder how many were made from american IPs
>>51935880
I signed the petition because I thought it was hilarious.
>>51935862
its been really cute tbqh changed my life.
>>51935880
Every vote counts!
>>51935906
WAZ
>>51935919
Unironically read this as a shot of jaeger
>>51935956
are they not the same thing desu (deep thought)
>>51935872
Because hapines is a warm gun
BANG BANG SHOO SHOO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTU2Y0VFH0E
>>51935952
VIRGINS
>>51935919
At the heavens?
>>51935983
One tends to follow the other, either way round
HOW LOOOONG HOW LOOOONG
WILL I SLIDE
SEPARATE MY SIIIIIIIDE
I DONT
DONT BELIEVE ITS FAAAAAAAAAIIIIAAIIIIRRR
SLITTIN MY THROAT ITS ALL I EVER
>>51935880
Good job, brits, I think he is an awful cunt and I'd like Putin to ban him from having any deals with Russia.
>>51935956
giz a go on your missus?
>>51936007
at anyone who would dare to listen
>>51935915
my mistake. it's only lamb
>>51933198
/éire/ here
>>51935992
>>51935992
>>51935992
>>51935992
got that friday feeling
>>51936053
She'd probably tell you to take your £1 jacket and sod off tbf mate soz
>>51935690
fuck off murderer
>>51936118
unironically feels like friday for goodness sake want to get squiffy but i can wait another day
got nothing to do tonight tho x
>>51936118
today is friday imo
>>51936099
WE WUZ IRISH
>>51936099
MUH
>>51936118
Me 2 desu
>>51936164
>squiffy
>>51936164
I have tomorrow off so by all means it is friday
Don't want to drink tonight but might have a few beers nonetheless
>>51936077
Lol, I bet you guys cant pronounce Lisicki right
if dubs you're all paddies
>>51936164
Me 2 desu
>>51936186
heritage?
How the hell does he do this?
>THEY BUILT HOUSES ON A FLOOD PLAIN
>THEY BOUGHT A HOUSE ON A FLOOD PLAIN
>THEY LIVE ON A FLOOD PLAIN
LMAO
M
A
O
>>51936231
Lih Sick Ee
>>51936231
Lisicki
>>51936240
>>51936213
lets do a debauchery tomorrow night
>>51936231
Lickdicki
>>51936294
No you idiot, it's "Lisicki"
>>51936342
I didn't say Lisicki, I said Lisicki.
>>51936231
li-sitz-kee
Is this real?
>>51936268
strings
>>51936278
Lolno.
Lisitskiy or Lisitski (depends on his Pole or Russian/Belarus/Ukrainian origin, the latter variant stands for poles).
>>51936336
Absolutely.
>>51936270
>>THEY BUILT HOUSES ON A FLOOD PLAIN
>>THEY SOLD A HOUSE ON A FLOOD PLAIN
>>THEY DEVELOPED ON A FLOOD PLAIN
I thought this isn't supposed to be allowed by the planning system.
>>51936362
yes, his old house is protected against vandalism and break-ins.
>>51936336
agreed
>>51936362
probably not
90% of our cctv cameras are on private property n such
>>51936362
Yes, I once tried to explain the irony of it to a friend and she could not fathom what was wrong with it
>>51935096
>http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-11172054
>Theories for low black American swimming rates : Propagation of incorrect scientific theories such as black people being much less buoyant
baka desu senpai
>>51936369
And it means that his ancestor had some shit with foxes (root "lis" means fox in slavic languages)
>>51936362
what do you think, retard
>>51936369
Why are you even in this thread pedor?
>>51936362
The plaque is real, as is the sentiment, but there is no CCTV camera there
Aren't you going to ask how my exam went?
>>51936369
That's what I said; Lisicki.
>>51936362
Yes.
how did your exam go angus mchaggis
>>51936450
how did your sat test go
level 3?
>>51936450
I hope you fail
>>51936448
Idk. I just like Britain. The Beatles and shit.
>>51936448
Better than more fucking yanks
>>51936213
>>51936336
Might be unironically receiving an invite to a Friday night social gathering at an inconvenient location and now I feel conflicted.
desu don't like russia right now
hey
And your English is MUCH more better than American, from pronounciation to the lexicon. So learning English with brit-thread is MUCH more better then reading any murrican shit.
>>51936553
True
>>51936515
Britain is pretty shit tovarisch.
>>51936564
jog on standard twit
>>51936564
oh go do that you silly sausage we'll be here all night you can just poke your little nose in when you have time
>>51936564
That was me last week and I wish I'd stayed on /brit/ tbf
>>51936599
thanks la
fyi the 'more' is redundant there
Lads I bought a 1kg joint of beef but I don't know how to cook it.
Do I just put it in a tray, add some vegetables and put it in the oven?
Remember to lead moral lives lads
>>51936369
>>51936359
where's my prize
>>51936599
ok la
>>51936599
Thanks, Americans are also incapable of understand any english that isnt a boring yank drawl, so if you try to learn english by speaking with them theyll constantly make you feel like shit by going what? what? where as brits aren't retarded and can understand you fine
How mixed are you lads?
>>51936362
As far as I am aware it was an art piece.
>>51936564
Go have fun, you can join in when you get back and we're all miserable and sozzled.
>>51936647
Excellent post
reminder that the universe follows a perfectly ordered path dictated entirely by the rigid laws of physics and everything is therefore predetermined and there is no such thing as free will
>>51936603
Still better than Russia and most of the other germanic language speaking european countries.
>>51936641
yes mate
Invited to a new years house party but im starting accutane on 15th and might have had a huge breakout by then but we'll see
if not ill deffo be getting my hole yeeha
>>51936599
Suspicious.
might see if I can do a movie stream or something tomorrow
any film suggestions lads
>>51936706
This is why we need to make STEMfags judges instead of Lawtwats
>>51936691
porridge?
>>51936687
Cute girls. Where has she lose her tits, I wonder?
>>51936763
Excellent post
>>51936689
Who's the lucky lady?
>>51936756
Scarface, because I've never seen it and it's one of those films you have to have seen
>>51936801
why dont you twink post any more
>>51936756
Lovely. I've missed /brit/ streams desu. We should watch Happiness by Todd Solondz.
>>51936689
Mum and Dad did a proper family tree a while back and I can't remember exactly how far but it was full English for fucking ages
Only discrepancy were some Northern Irish who came over to about 20 minutes from where I live now, then the next guys fucked off to London, then eventually my family moved back here. Bit spooky tbf
>>51936854
X-elent post
HAHAHA
>Canacúcks
https://youtu.be/GwHJK5zyoK0?t=1m8s
lmao
>>51936641
Literally just put it in the oven for a couple of hours. Maybe rub some herbs or something into it but I think beef is tasty enough by itself. Make sure you put it on a higher temperature for the half hour to get a nice crispy outside.
>>51936874
NORLERRNN IRELANNN
*dum dum da dum*
what book are you reading currently?
>>51936689
>pink hair
>>51936688
I speak in a completely neautral British accent. When I was in America, I literally had people ask me which part of Europe I was from multiple times, some would even guess random countries like Norway or France. One person literally asked me what part of south America I was from, and followed up with "Didn't know there were whites down there"
This was nearly all in the south, though.
>>51936069
same principle applies
>>51936930
this post
>>51936903
hating on refugees fleeing from islamist fascism is pretty sad imo
>>51936934
Stop oppressing her, you shitlord
>>51936930
star maker
>>51936937
dumb yanks ey
>>51936898
Tell us about her. What is she like?
People shouldn't be allowed their own opinions anymore. It's 2015.
dick is swollen from wanking too much
makes it look thicker than usual though which is nice
>>51936905
>His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin Dada, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular
Yes, I'm sure this man should be considered the voice of rationality.
>>51936874
WILLIAM ULSTERMAN
>>51936930
the sailor who fell from grace with from the sea
>>51936937
Wanna visit the Southern states now because all I got in the middle was "Are you English or Australian?"
>>51936970
>flee from islamist fascism
>try to change safe country into fascist islamic country
???
>>51937008
This desu.
>>51936930
Ulysses
>>51936450
>students
>>51936915
>1KG
>couple of hours
mate..
>>51936930
The Affluent Society by John Kenneth Galbraith
>>51937031
>i can't even get the title right
haha im well clever r-right
>>51936689
blue eyed white male lefty here :)
>>51937047
tips fedora
>>51936934
Shitlord, pls.
>>51936983
Basically autistic.
@51936970
Rasheed
>>51936930
Steven Gerrard: My Story
>>51936930
the mourinho picture book
