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I may or may not be getting pissed coz it's student night tonight lads
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now then
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well now
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okay then
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just enjoyed a quick break from dish doing to let the water cool down to a manageable level for the 2nd and final load
back to the front boys wish us luck xxx
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*speaks in a hushed tone*
Lads don't tell anyone else but...I've got a hard willy
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anglosphere union when
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>>51933198
this was made unnecessarily early wasn't it
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>>51934395
THIS LAD HAS A HARD WILLIE
AHAHAHAHAH THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
OI LADS
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if we're all are born to die and we all die to live, what's the point of living life if it contradicts?
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>>51934414
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>>51934478
That's deep.
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>>51934478
you have a point
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>>51934472
DELETE THIS LIBEL
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What are you all sucking on this evening? Please no rude answers.
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>>51934431
Does anyone have the original picture of him?
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>>51934557
tokin on a fatty bong la
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>>51934557

male genitalia
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>>51934568
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>>51934478
no matter that I won't leave this shithole in my entire life, I will NEVER EVER be lisicki, and that I am thankful for
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It's 4:30am and I don't know how many times I've gotten up to shit in the last few hours. I've been suffering physical stress symptoms but I've been getting consistently better the last two days.

Whenever I approach sleep and try to think nice thoughts, it always turns into a violent and depressing Oz (the prison show) storyline. Then I get up to shit a bit of water. Repeat. Fuck I can't get to sleep.

This is also the first week of my new career job.
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>Democracy is fucked. It all degenerates into bravado, image and PR. Dodging questions, damaging your opponents reputation and exploiting current trends and issues has become more important and it will only get worse.
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Don't forget it was the left who brought you the national health service, it was the left so brought you the national health service, it was the left who destroyed racism and the apartheid.

It is the left who continues to fight for justice and inequality... what can the right be proud of? A history of racism, xenophobia, inequality, elitism and fascism. I'm a lefty and proud.
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hey guys whats up
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Just bought a litre of JD for £15
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Big fan of Jun lads, what about you?
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>On Monday, a black teenager, 14-year-old Brionne Sloan, almost became another unintentional drowning victim when he sank to the bottom of a public pool in DeKalb County, Georgia. Another swimmer was able to pull him up, but what happened next shocked everyone. Although there were lifeguards, who were also black, on duty at the pool, Browns Mill Family Aquatic Center, none of them could allegedly swim in deep water or do CPR, something Sloan desperately needed.
>not even black LIFEGUARDS can swim

you can't make this shit up
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The population of Bangladesh has doubled since 1980

160 million of the fuckers now
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>>51934568
http://thailad.zz.mu/kev
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In the bathroom lads
I'll let you figure out what I'm up to in here ;)
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>>51934801
bp oil spill
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>Sloan’s ordeal is not unique. In 2010, six black teenagers from two families drowned in Shreveport, Louisiana’s Red River while trying to save a friend. Sadly, the teens’ friends and family, who watched in horror as they drowned, couldn't save them—they couldn’t swim either.
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taking a look
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>>51934793

IT'S BANGLA-BLOODY-DESH WOMAN
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Oh now I'm shitting blood
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>>51934622
That's rough mate, I hope you can work your thoughts out and learn to process them better so that you can lead an easier life. You need stability to relax, there must be a lot of changes happening in your life, it's making your body not function properly.

Try to eat well and get regular exercise, stay hydrated and keep thinking the nice thoughts. Good luck
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>tfw no choc ices
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>>51934836
oh bugger mate that's no bloody good

no pun intended obviously as this is quite a serious issue

see a doctor
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*chiki cha*
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>>51934825
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>>51934836
Is it blood on the toilet paper or are you shitting a decent amount of blood?
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Haha lads I just saw the fucking machine merchant on /g/
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>>51934825

Those who drowned were the Warners: Takeitha, 13; and her brothers, JaMarcus, 14; and JaTavious, 17. Their cousin, Dekendrix Warner, 15, was rescued. The others killed were the Stewarts: Litrelle, 18; LaDarius, 17; and Latevin, 15.
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Emily
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>in 2015, Sweden became the first nation on earth to introduce a law that forces at least 50% of the female population to have sexual relations with men from different ethnicities
>France has expressed it's interest in the law, with the government looking into implementing similar laws in the next few years
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>>51934917
>JaTavious, Takeitha, JaMarcus, Litrelle, Latevin, LaDarius

Even for blacks that can't be real.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2QO-ZZOf0s

CHOON
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Ever feel that you've been had?
Had so much that you turn mad?
Ever been so depressed that
those you turn to, you bring distress?
Ever sit in tormenting silence
That turns so loud, you start to scream?
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh *sighs contentedly*
thats one (in actual fact 2) load (s) of dishes that's gone and been done, by me, alright
time to kick back and enjoy a lovely evening of lovely things, such as electronics and dinner
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Thing about drowning, here's what you do if you can't swim and find yourself in a large body of water: remember that you are literally a big buoy you fucking retard. Take a big breath and hold it. When you need to, release it and take another big breath. It's called drown proofing, holy shit niggers are retarded.
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>>51935018
Have you ever been to the south?
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-11172054
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>home from my exam
>running on 3 hours sleep
>just want to go to bed
>the carpet cleaner is coming in an hour
shoot me
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>>51934762
You probably can
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>I have a better job than him
>Fitter
>More money
>Went to a better university
>Older
>Have a nicer house
>Better group of friends
>More life experience
>Taller
>Much better clothes
>Don't post shit on the internet about being depressed all the time

Yet for some reason she still goes out with him and wants nothing to do with me

Why?
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>>51935001
Please tell me this is real
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>>51934867
Personality
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>>51934921
Just some diluted bits of red blood

I threw up a few times and there was no blood in that so it's probably just my punished anus
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daily (if not hourly) reminder that if you are a NEET and you dont:
>brush your teeth
>do housekeeping for the people you live with
>keep fit
>go out at least once a day
>shower regularly
then you are SCUM
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>>51935146
you have a small dick
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>>51935146
prolly because you worship her and he'll just hump and dump her.

girls just want to be used at our age, even one's in relationships.
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>>51935146
>post shit on the internet about being depressed all the time
She sees a tortured, poetic soul

>Fitter
Not in the willy department

>Older
Closer to death
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>>51935202
Yeah I reckon so. Do you know what you're sick with?
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>>51935201
meant for >>51935146 also you post on 4chan
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>>51935205
war is war tbf
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>>51935205
All three guys on the right are wearing uniforms of anti-ISIS rebel groups
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>>51935210
this desu
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>>51935259
>Cutting someone's head off
>War

Fuck off cunt
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>>51935218
It's the other way around. I just want to fuck her, he constantly goes on about how she's the best girl in the world and how many days since he last saw her.
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>>51935245
Stress

I swear 90% of the problem is the dreams the last few days, I never vomit during the day. Never had dream problems before.
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>>51935296
t. sheltered babby
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>>51935284
dont spoil their teenedge picture for them, it took ages for him to make that and his mum didnt help him.
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>war is war tbf
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>>51935311
yeh she loves the attention dont listen to quavers he knows nothing and everything he will tell you is wrong
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>>51934548
>YFW
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>>51935284
I think he's making a point about "moderate" muslims being the opposite of that.
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>>51935342
Stress from what? You should probably get some help before you completely break down
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>>51935346
What war zones have you been in?
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>lisicki giving romance advice again
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Bit wet out lads
Drive safe x
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>>51935415
4chan
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>>51935351
are you the autist that spams these pics that look like they're straight off r/cringe? how many of these do you have? also kill yourself
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some guy offered to suck my dick and im not sure if I should accept the offer or not. It's been like 10 months.
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>Taking advice about relationships from neet losers on an anime image board.
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>>51935478
kek
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>are you the autist that spams these pics that look like they're straight off r/cringe? how many of these do you have? also kill yourself
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>>51935478
it was me xx
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>>51935395
I can function pretty normally and I've got support + boss who's told me to take it easy. I don't get tetchy or consciously anxious. Apparently sleeping is just making me super-anxious or something.

Gonna see a doc tomorrow.
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>are you the autist that spams these pics that look like they're straight off r/cringe? how many of these do you have? also kill yourself
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>>51935556
delete this
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>>51935510
MA BARKER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oR6eKmqSEa0
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>>51935545
Good luck lad. Feel better soon x
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>>51934647
A National Health Service that gives the government incentive to treat us all like children. The NHS is a nice idea in practice but really when the government has to ultimately foot the bill they then have to start thinking of ways to reduce it. That's why we live in a nanny state because we allowed too much of our welfare be handled by the government. Self defence? No sorry, if we let people actually have this freedom just think of all the extra patients in hostpitals because of weirdos and thieves and trespassers having their legs broke, let's protect the criminal instead, it will save us money on hospital bills. Gun ownership? Lol no, just think of all the extra shootings and people accidentally injuring themselves. The left turned this country into one big primary school.
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>are you the autist that spams these pics that look like they're straight off r/cringe? how many of these do you have? also kill yourself
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Alright, people, is this thread for australians too? I need a little advice from them or anynone pretty familiar to the Australian economy etc. I've learned recently about australian skilled immigration program. I'm a manufacturing engineer (branch of mechanical engineering), so I've looked up to the Skilled Occupations List and have found my profession there. Looking at seek.com.au I found some interesting vacancies there, but I think it would be a good idea to ask usual anon from Australia about job opportunities in that country. What about manufacturing in Australia, guys? How much is it developed? I'm familiar mostly to production of various machinery and, especially, to milling machining, CNC, etc, but I have a good fundamental education so I can do many others things which are linked to the manufacturing of any shit. I've heard also that there are a big problems with manufacturing in GB too as it in Russia, so I guess, your mechanical engineers are looking for a job overseas too. What can you tell me about such an experience?
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>>51935605
I laughed.
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just rotat atr ata
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>>51935514
means a lot.

x
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>>51935629

I cried.
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>>51935556
Well, he looks kind of posh at least.
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Help!!


Only got one oven
meat's in at 170
potatos need to go for 20 minutes at the end at 230

What the fuck do I do!!?
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GOLEM GET YE GONE
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if dubs you're all pakis
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Tired desu. Been packing up the house all day, just know I've packed away shit I'll end up needing tonight ffs.

Might do a bath and relax.
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>>51935702
GOLEM GET YE GONE
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>>51935687
That is one internet sensation Ben 'Yahtzee' Croshaw

show some fucking respect
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm a lefty and proud.
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>>51935702

SHOO SHOO GAINS GOLEM
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SHES AN AMERICAN BEAUTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
IM AN AMERICAN PSYCHOOOOOOOOOOO
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haven't even watched any anime in over a week. my life is falling apart lads hahaha
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how come ireland never has its own generals anymore
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>>51935690
what type of meat is it?
It's acceptable to leave most meat out to sit whilst the potatoes roast.
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>>51934867
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>>51935796
beef i think
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>>51935621
HAELP. Or give me pls a link to the aussie thread.
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>>51935773
Haven't watched YrYr since the 4th episode or something wahey
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>>51935094
Another thing is that many American niggers are incredibly fat. Fat is less dense than water so fat people float very well if they just lie back and relax. It's a well known fact in skuba diving that fat people need more weight added to their belt to keep them down.
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Why are the words SHOO SHOO so funny?
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Almost half a million (500,000) signatures to ban Trump from the UK
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WE
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if dubs you're all jews
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>>51935690
>>51935837

You need to rest meat anyway so just put the potatoes in afterwards. Roast beef should rest for like 20 minutes for the best texture
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just did a shout of anger
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>>51935880
I wonder how many were made from american IPs
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>>51935880
I signed the petition because I thought it was hilarious.
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>>51935862
its been really cute tbqh changed my life.
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>>51935880
Every vote counts!
>>51935906
WAZ
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>>51935919
Unironically read this as a shot of jaeger
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>>51935956
are they not the same thing desu (deep thought)
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>>51935872
Because hapines is a warm gun
BANG BANG SHOO SHOO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTU2Y0VFH0E
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>>51935952
VIRGINS
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>>51935919
At the heavens?
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>>51935983
One tends to follow the other, either way round
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HOW LOOOONG HOW LOOOONG
WILL I SLIDE
SEPARATE MY SIIIIIIIDE
I DONT
DONT BELIEVE ITS FAAAAAAAAAIIIIAAIIIIRRR
SLITTIN MY THROAT ITS ALL I EVER
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>>51935880
Good job, brits, I think he is an awful cunt and I'd like Putin to ban him from having any deals with Russia.
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>>51935956
giz a go on your missus?
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>>51936007
at anyone who would dare to listen
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>>51935915
my mistake. it's only lamb
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>>51933198
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/éire/ here

>>51935992
>>51935992
>>51935992
>>51935992
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>>51936099
>/éire/

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1449767555959.webm
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got that friday feeling
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>>51936053
She'd probably tell you to take your £1 jacket and sod off tbf mate soz
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>>51935690
fuck off murderer
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>>51936118
unironically feels like friday for goodness sake want to get squiffy but i can wait another day
got nothing to do tonight tho x
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>>51936118
today is friday imo
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>>51936099
WE WUZ IRISH
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>>51936099
MUH
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>>51936118
Me 2 desu
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>>51936164

>squiffy
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>>51936164
I have tomorrow off so by all means it is friday

Don't want to drink tonight but might have a few beers nonetheless
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>>51936077
Lol, I bet you guys cant pronounce Lisicki right
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if dubs you're all paddies
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>>51936164
Me 2 desu
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>>51936186
heritage?
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How the hell does he do this?
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>THEY BUILT HOUSES ON A FLOOD PLAIN
>THEY BOUGHT A HOUSE ON A FLOOD PLAIN
>THEY LIVE ON A FLOOD PLAIN

LMAO
M
A
O
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>>51936231
Lih Sick Ee
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>>51936231
Lisicki
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>>51936240
>>51936213
lets do a debauchery tomorrow night
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>>51936231
Lickdicki
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>>51936294
No you idiot, it's "Lisicki"
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>>51936342
I didn't say Lisicki, I said Lisicki.
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>>51936231
li-sitz-kee
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Is this real?
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>>51936268

strings
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>>51936278
Lolno.
Lisitskiy or Lisitski (depends on his Pole or Russian/Belarus/Ukrainian origin, the latter variant stands for poles).
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>>51936336
Absolutely.
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>>51936270
>>THEY BUILT HOUSES ON A FLOOD PLAIN
>>THEY SOLD A HOUSE ON A FLOOD PLAIN
>>THEY DEVELOPED ON A FLOOD PLAIN


I thought this isn't supposed to be allowed by the planning system.
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>>51936362

yes, his old house is protected against vandalism and break-ins.
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>>51936336
agreed
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>>51936362
probably not
90% of our cctv cameras are on private property n such
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>>51936362

Yes, I once tried to explain the irony of it to a friend and she could not fathom what was wrong with it
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>>51935096
>http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-11172054
>Theories for low black American swimming rates : Propagation of incorrect scientific theories such as black people being much less buoyant
baka desu senpai
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>>51936369
And it means that his ancestor had some shit with foxes (root "lis" means fox in slavic languages)
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>>51936362
what do you think, retard
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>>51936369
Why are you even in this thread pedor?
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>>51936362
The plaque is real, as is the sentiment, but there is no CCTV camera there
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Aren't you going to ask how my exam went?
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>>51936369
That's what I said; Lisicki.
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>>51936362
Yes.
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>>51936450
no
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how did your exam go angus mchaggis
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>>51936450
how did your sat test go

level 3?
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>>51936450
I hope you fail
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>>51936448
Idk. I just like Britain. The Beatles and shit.
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>>51936448
Better than more fucking yanks
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>>51936213
>>51936336
Might be unironically receiving an invite to a Friday night social gathering at an inconvenient location and now I feel conflicted.
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desu don't like russia right now
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hey
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And your English is MUCH more better than American, from pronounciation to the lexicon. So learning English with brit-thread is MUCH more better then reading any murrican shit.
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>>51936553
True
>>51936515
Britain is pretty shit tovarisch.
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>>51936564
jog on standard twit
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>>51936564
oh go do that you silly sausage we'll be here all night you can just poke your little nose in when you have time
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>>51936564
That was me last week and I wish I'd stayed on /brit/ tbf
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>>51936599
thanks la

fyi the 'more' is redundant there
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Lads I bought a 1kg joint of beef but I don't know how to cook it.

Do I just put it in a tray, add some vegetables and put it in the oven?
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Remember to lead moral lives lads
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>>51936369
>>51936359
where's my prize
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>>51936599
ok la
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>>51936599
Thanks, Americans are also incapable of understand any english that isnt a boring yank drawl, so if you try to learn english by speaking with them theyll constantly make you feel like shit by going what? what? where as brits aren't retarded and can understand you fine
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How mixed are you lads?

>>51936362
As far as I am aware it was an art piece.
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>>51936564
Go have fun, you can join in when you get back and we're all miserable and sozzled.
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>>51936647
Excellent post
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reminder that the universe follows a perfectly ordered path dictated entirely by the rigid laws of physics and everything is therefore predetermined and there is no such thing as free will
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>>51936603
Still better than Russia and most of the other germanic language speaking european countries.
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>>51936641
yes mate
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Invited to a new years house party but im starting accutane on 15th and might have had a huge breakout by then but we'll see

if not ill deffo be getting my hole yeeha
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>>51936599
Suspicious.
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might see if I can do a movie stream or something tomorrow

any film suggestions lads
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>>51936706
This is why we need to make STEMfags judges instead of Lawtwats
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>>51936691
porridge?
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>>51936687
Cute girls. Where has she lose her tits, I wonder?
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>>51936763
Excellent post
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>>51936689
Who's the lucky lady?
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>>51936756
Scarface, because I've never seen it and it's one of those films you have to have seen
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>>51936801

why dont you twink post any more
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>>51936756
Lovely. I've missed /brit/ streams desu. We should watch Happiness by Todd Solondz.
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>>51936689
Mum and Dad did a proper family tree a while back and I can't remember exactly how far but it was full English for fucking ages
Only discrepancy were some Northern Irish who came over to about 20 minutes from where I live now, then the next guys fucked off to London, then eventually my family moved back here. Bit spooky tbf
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>>51936854
X-elent post
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>>51936813
Gf
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HAHAHA
>Canacúcks
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https://youtu.be/GwHJK5zyoK0?t=1m8s

lmao
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>>51936641
Literally just put it in the oven for a couple of hours. Maybe rub some herbs or something into it but I think beef is tasty enough by itself. Make sure you put it on a higher temperature for the half hour to get a nice crispy outside.
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>>51936874
NORLERRNN IRELANNN

*dum dum da dum*
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what book are you reading currently?
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>>51936689
>pink hair
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>>51936688
I speak in a completely neautral British accent. When I was in America, I literally had people ask me which part of Europe I was from multiple times, some would even guess random countries like Norway or France. One person literally asked me what part of south America I was from, and followed up with "Didn't know there were whites down there"

This was nearly all in the south, though.
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>>51936069
same principle applies
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>>51936930
this post
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>>51936903
hating on refugees fleeing from islamist fascism is pretty sad imo
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>>51936934
Stop oppressing her, you shitlord
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>>51936930
star maker

>>51936937
dumb yanks ey
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>>51936898
Tell us about her. What is she like?
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People shouldn't be allowed their own opinions anymore. It's 2015.
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dick is swollen from wanking too much

makes it look thicker than usual though which is nice
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>>51936905
>His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin Dada, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular

Yes, I'm sure this man should be considered the voice of rationality.
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>>51936874
WILLIAM ULSTERMAN
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>>51936930
the sailor who fell from grace with from the sea
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>>51936937
Wanna visit the Southern states now because all I got in the middle was "Are you English or Australian?"
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>>51936970
>flee from islamist fascism
>try to change safe country into fascist islamic country
???
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>>51937008
This desu.
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>>51936930
Ulysses
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>>51936450
>students
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>>51936915
>1KG
>couple of hours

mate..
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>>51936930
The Affluent Society by John Kenneth Galbraith
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>>51937031
>i can't even get the title right
haha im well clever r-right
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>>51936689
blue eyed white male lefty here :)
>>51937047
tips fedora
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>>51936934
Shitlord, pls.

>>51936983
Basically autistic.
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@51936970
Rasheed
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>>51936930
Steven Gerrard: My Story
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>>51936930
the mourinho picture book
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>>51936652
In your mouth, check it out.
>>51936688
That's right. And all the good American wrighters tried to simulate British, from Poe to Bradbury.
>>51936706
Vulgar materialsim, lol. Matter defines the consciousness and mind, but the defined and self-improved and developed mind can affect the matter. It's a dual thing where the matter is primordial, but the mind steps in the game immediately after that and changes the matter. Unless you are idealist, of course, in that case there are God, World Mind, Nietzsche, Hegel and other interesting people. Onlu materialism, only Marx, only Popper, only Rassel, only Chomsky, only Hardcore!
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>>51937075
>I don't like meat rare
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>>51937130
I thought the other yorkshire poster was a gay boi?
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>>51937154
Love the chapter where he talks about winning the premier league
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>>51937216
There's three of us now desu.
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>>51937089
TFW these sheeple won't even wake up and realise their "sovereignty" is just an illusion
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>>51937154
good lad
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>>51937176
S O M E R S E T
O
M
E
R
S
E
T
>>
innit
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>>51937216
There are more than two of us lad.
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>>51937217
Fucking spoilers, you.
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>>51937282
it in, innit
>>
BOX IN THE EYE WITH THE FOB

I USE TO LOG INTO MY HSBC
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>>51937240
>>51937294
WHITEROSE
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Still in love with a girl called Elisabeth (with an S) who works on the basement level of the Strand Bookstore on Broadway in New York City.
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>the best part of my day is opening my calendar for a bit of chocolate
what's yours?
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#YouAin'tNoMuslimBruv

Prove this wrong.
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>>51937176
>>51937256
>Three Somersets now

Fuck, just end me
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>>51937390
Listening to tunes
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>>51937256
I S T E R R I B L E
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>>51937391
it's right.
a true muslim would have killed some people
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>Not being the only one from your county
wew
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miss pop-punk Tbh

https://youtu.be/K38xNqZvBJI?list=PLyjgHc47unfT3BIZo5uEt2a-2TWKy54sU
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>>51937373
>Elisabeth (with an S)

Chav name
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>>51937391

No true muslim would kill someone for allah

But me mate ahmed stabbed a fella last week he quoted some koran verses to justify it and everything

I said no TRUE muslim would kill someone for allah
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>>51936874
Being the descendant of the one only ethnicity and culture is extremely boring. O'm 100% Russian myself and it makes me sad. No foreign relatives, no interesting family stories, centuries of hardship i a village, then following Leo Trotsky.
>>51936930
"The Fall of the House of Usher"
>>51936903
>having free medicine
>life is much better than US
>inviting 20k of poor people exausted with war as they have been doing since WWII
>muricatard butthurt
Absolutely KEK.
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>>51937391
No need to prove you wrong, you're right. It's haraam to murder
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>>51937154
>>51937176
>tfw unironically reading Fergison's autobiography right now

£4 at works, was too tempting 2bh

roy keane literally went through a massive mid-life crisis by the looks of it.
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>>51937502
>"The Fall of the House of Usher"
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>>51937458

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvpNa5O-0-8
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>>51937502
It's not free. You pay for it with Taxes
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>i read books
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>>51937458
so do I. Punk energy and style without the cringe-inducing politics, Never gonna let the man keep me down! We can sing or play and we don't care xDD fuck the Punx, bunch of blue-haired faggots spouting 'political' ideas which consist solely of swinging hard in the opposite direction of whatever the current zeitgeist is
>>
>>51937024
He was a good football player btw
>>
>>51937533
pretty sure Roy Keane is a psychopath desu

>>51937570
woah really? I thought Saint N of HS just spawned it out of the ether
>>
>>51937552
>tfw I thought that bit on Simpsons about TFOTHOU was actually about Usher's house
>>
going out tomorrow night lads and just finished all my assignments no more to do until january waheeeey light at the end of the tunnel lads
>>
"President for Life" is just a politically correct way of saying "King"
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>>51937714
good lad
who here /organised/
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Haha #lads
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all culture is merely heroic death denial
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>>51937597
you Yanks love a sir don't you

fucking love a sir
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>>51937758
fucking skets
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>>51937633
I wish a Saint spawned it, maybe that'd improve it.
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>>51937803
Mate, they fucking love a sir, these yanks
Fucking love 'em
>>
>>51937758
just chuck em a cheeky durex no need to be awkward lmao
>>
>>51936930
blood of elves iah
>>
>>51937391
#You'reNoTrueScotsman
>>
>>51937570
Murricans have to pay enormous amounts of money for a simplest medicine shit. You must be mad to support not free medicine. We have things like that even here in Russia (but our fucking right-wing government reducing it continiously so death rate have increased by 5% this year, to have a consulatation on my asthma I have to wait for two weeks now instead of previous day or two due to mass firing the doctors and closing clinics), even Cuba has a free medicine system now.
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Can't wait till tomorrow lads
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>ah yes, a perfect example of the no true scotsman fallacy
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>>51936756
pirates of the caribbean
i
r
a
t
e
s of the caribbean

>>51936689
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icvKEF5Elx8
Country music isn't as bad as I thought it would be.
>>
>>51937843
yeah you know pal

always "yes sir," "no sir"

absolutely fucking love a sir these Yanks
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Haha my uni is so edgy we plant vegetables instead of ferns!!!!!!!!
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yo dawgs
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>>51934793
Rising sea levels will supposedly flood that paki shithole in a few decades

Thank you based global warming
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>>51937981
>girl
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>>51938001
>that shadow
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>>51936689

2bh
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lads, I can't stop fapping

I don't even do it because I have the urge any more, it's more like
>I haven't fapped for a few hours, time to fap

I can't start and not finish, but I consider getting wood as starting. I'm locked in an eternal struggle.

wat do?
>>
>>51938035
keep up x
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>>51938001
>>
>>51937976
>Told my producer friend I was getting into Mefjus
>Pronounced it "Meff-Juss"
>Said he was Australian instead of Austrian

mefJUST
>>
>>51938076
Make origami whenever you get the urge.
>>
>>51937981
>Polish mudblood
>>
>>51938001
looks like you could do with some veg, fat fuck
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>lads, I can't stop fapping

literal plug

now watch the plug say he hates Canada heh......
>>
>>51938073
as brit as they come la
>>
>>51937976
>>51938116
Glad to see he's so popular. Not too big a fan but saw him earlier this year and it was banging.
>>
>>51938020
Global warming is also going to render all hot areas of the Earth (see: brown people territory) uninhabitable.

Thank you based Jesus.
>>
>>51937981
Do you guys still have that division on North and South England? I am listening to the course of lections about the history of English language currently and it would amaze me if that is true still, because It would have been then the division continuing for a more than 1000-years. Old English was divided ob Nothumbrian and West Saxon dialect, Middle English had the same division etc.
>>
>>51938151
I'm a 165lb lad with a huge winter coat la
>>
>>51938116
baka

You should check out all the InsideInfo & Mefjus collaborations, they're lit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whoZQWeK5-k

>>51938210
Mefjus is one of my fav DnB producers atm, he's constantly producing good stuff
>>
>>51938142
he drank/smoked himself to death before i was born
role model desu want to make him proud

>>51938216
theres a big cultural divide between the north and south, and then further divides between their regions
northern people just have stupid accents and stupid names for things and theyre all poor
>>
>>51938161
Was that ginger in a scouts guide to the zombie apocalypse?
>>
>>51938216
Not really, but up until about 30-40 years ago, you did still get regional television and radio and stuff with northerners making stuff for northerners.
>>
>>51938216
There is very much a cultural divide between North and South England, it affects dialect a lot but not language as such
>>
>>51938001
me college does this haha thought they were cabbage
>>
Wanna take up smoking to look cool at bars
>>
>>51936756
gone girl
>>
>>51937758
She looks really, really qt
>>
>>51938223
I would tell you to jog on but you'd probably have a heart attack, fat cunt
>>
Hi lads x

Shia is in Liverpool taking calls and I tried to call but line was busy x
>>
>>51938216
We still have the north/south divide. We also still have a rigid class system.
>>
>>51938215

and they'll all fucking move here
>>
>>51938338
It IS cabbage

There's peppers near the bus loop too
>>
just did a silent whisper
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>>51938351
>>
>>51938290
>northern people just have stupid accents and stupid names for things and theyre all poor

Lol. The same things south englishman thought about north in a year of 1200. Don't they think that you south guys are rich snobs with exaggerated self-esteem?
>>
what's the appeal of a posh wank?
>>
>>51938428
Yes, and the root of all their problems
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>northern people just have stupid accents and stupid names for things and theyre all poor
>>
>>51938351
i do this, doesn't work that often 2bh
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>>51938401
who is shia
>>
>>51938428
the north south divide isn't that simple though. some parts of the south west are poor as shit and equally parts of the north are very wealthy
>>
>>51938515
You don't say
>>
i let out a lot of involuntary moans when wanking
>>
>>51938407
Not before the new Reich establishes itself. Then we will have Nazi robots protecting our borders.
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>>51938518
he's a good lad are shia
>>
>>51938401
What would you say to him? I'd say something like "I like what you're doing and I hope you like it too. Thats all you can ever really try to do."
>>
>>51938538
>>51938538
>>51938538
>>51938538
>>
>northern people just have stupid accents and stupid names for things and theyre all poor
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>lisicki smokes in bars to try and look cool
>>
I consider myself "different" than other people. My intelligence doesn't allow me to mingle with these simple minded plebeians around me. I wish I wasn't born in this generation.
>>
>>51938518
Muslims who admit the Quran only, without the tradition (Sunna). The others are called sunni.
>>
>>51938428
Southerners are all soft faggots that get pedicures before going to the mosque.
>>
>>51938522
>some parts of the south west are poor as shit

Which parts?
>>
>>51938636
Seems reasonable, you have to put your shoes off in the mosque so make a pedicure would be a good idea. Pedicure is sexy.
>>
>>51938702
cornwall is one of the poorest parts of the whole country
>>
>>51938605
>Sprinkle baccy into a rizla from a notable height
>Smirk as I pick that bad boy up and roll it
>Raise my eyebrows at the nearest female as I lick the rizla
>She's so turned on she immediately has to leave
>*Clear my throat*
>Everyone keeps talking
>*Clear my throat louder*
>A couple people look round
>"'scuse me, la's, I uh"
>Some people still aren't looking
>"UHH, EXCUse me lads. I'm going for a.. smoke."
>Everyone turns back to their conversation
>Nod and smirk to myself as I head out into the cold with my sweet cig
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Fwf45pIAtM Any arabic brothers listen to Saad Lamjarred too?
>>
>>51938814
Literally a lad I know.
>>
Which area is poorer, Cornwall or Blackpool?
>>
>>51938824
Wow, sounds better than 90% of western pop music.
>cute girls
>psychedelic eastern motives
>that nasheed-like vocal
I like Saudi Black metal ban Al Nimrood btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecJWTcdw9cQ
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