HE'S GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME edition
kpop
SCOTLAND
YES
>>51924041
haha also lad im not even drunk just said that cause i didn't want to get bullied and needed an excuse haha all is out now though haha
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/religion/10742683/The-British-Muslim-is-truly-one-among-us-and-proud-to-be-so.html
>page 3
Maisie
haha david "c-uck" cameron BTFO
>>51924079
he's right and most poms know it
>>51924137
didnt you watch homeland lad?
germany is fully of muslims and terrorists
back x
What videogames should I ask mummy to get me for crimbo ? xox
http://strawpoll.me/6227497
http://strawpoll.me/6227497
http://strawpoll.me/6227497
>>51924147
>obeying janny's rules
fuck off teachers pet
>>51924206
crimbo?
>>51924206
What sort do you like?
>>51924079
>respected columnist Katy Hopkins
oh boy what has he done
How much do you spend on clothes lads?
>>51924206
call of doody
dailymail confirmed for the only trustworthy British news source
thank you based trump
>>51924224
RPGs mainly but I can enjoy anything that's good
>>51924234
I play PC so no
>>51924216
>>51924219
Work it out, you twat, it's not that hard
Forgot how good the low end theory album was lads
10/10 imo 2bh
>>51924289
!!!!
>>51924167
Haha just read this post
>>51924283
>I play PC
oh big boy are you?
why is he so magnificent lads?
www.jebbush.com
>>51924283
i play cod on pc desu haha
>>51924352
i dont keep up to date with it all but does he actually stand a realistic chance?
>>51924352
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
>>51924352
Well it's going to be him or Hilary Clinton for the next 4-8 years running America.
I want off this planet.
>>51924283
Witcher 3 + the new DLC
If you haven't already played it like
Best game I've ever played
thinking about the apollonian-dionysian dialetic
>>51924370
Isn't it really terrible on PC?
>>51924377
not after he isolated the opposition and SJWs
>>51924419
it is
>>51924377
>>51924426
they were never going to vote for him
>>51924419
i've played cod1, 2, 4, 5 and bo2 on pc, all of them are fine
i've heard bo3 has severe ram problems though or something
>>51924287
Was there a gas leak in the car?
young thug 2bh
>>51924079
So sad that it takes a foreigner to state the problem in our fucking country because our own politicians are cowardly drones who will keep towing the party line to save their own career at the expense of our culture, our history and our very existence.
>>51924444
>Ted Cruz
>16%
>>51924377
>>51924426
whats a good film to watch
to give you an idea of what im looking for:
Films ive watched recently and liked
>antman
>pacific rim
>amazing spiderman
>martain
>xmen future days or summat
>>51924451
jeb is a pathetic weasily kuckservative
>tfw the muslim ban will never come into effect
>>51924501
seen transformers? feel like you'd really like that
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-35048128
Abbott based
>>51924496
huh? Cruz is VP, he's fine.
>>51924519
you aint no muslim, bruv
>>51924501
Interstellar
2001
>>51924496
Good to see our plant gaining steam
Based Trump putting calling you faggots out
>>51924415
already got it 2bh
>>51924554
putting calling
>>51924527
seen them too many times
>>51924541
sennit
>>51924496
He was born in Canada so he's not even eligible anyway
>>51924501
good god those are all awful generic capeshit
maybe watch something intellectual like tarkovsky films pleb
>>51924501
hmm might want to try reddit
>>51924534
cruz is a mental patient. Trump and maybe Kasich are the only good republican candidates atm.
>>51924554
>putting calling
JUST
>>51924500
hurr /pol/ raids an online pol.jpg
>>51924482
bbc reporting all about how our kucked politicians etc calling him bad
do you reckon they'll report how police are coming out and agreeing with him? hmm...
>>51924574
his mother is american so he is
he's a complete mental case 2bh
>>51924545
>cruz runs america into the ground so our economy recovers
yes hosers, elect the canadian hehehe..
>>51924500
Hating Islam, it unites everyone
>Trump says shit about Muslims in UK
>"[triggered] ban him!!!]"
>UK media laughs but says realistically he won't be banned
>Trump shits all over the UK as a country the next day
>might really be banned, now
>>51924572
>>51924587
s-stop
>>51924572
>>51924587
good to see you lads putting calling that yank out
someone tell the Canadian to leave please
don't want to directly acknowledge him myself.
>>51924554
Just fuck my sentence structure up family
>>51924611
fuck the uk
Oh my God lads I'm such a fuck up haha
>>51924602
get out nobead
>>51924444
Trump is awesome. I would vote for him for sure. The other 7 are bland, status quo, soundbite producing corporate shills. Trump doesn't have to tow the line of any big business except his own. It's refreshing to see someone prominent say their actual opinion. Hillary is a psychopath funded by dirty middle eastern oil money and Bernie Sanders needs to just drop dead. Muslims are a scourge on this earth.
>>51924079
>very sad! To be honest
@the australian
i have class in 10 minutes so i'll leave but rest assured, not because you want me to
Canadians please leave.
rap game jonny bravo paintin pictures like picasso
big dick bitch .com
big dick bitch .com
reminder
>>51924611
police in this country are actually agreeing with him, shame only pooey tabloids are printing it
bbc or the guardian or whatever wouldn't dare to print something that goes against the kek narrative
>>51924611
>If Trump wins, he will enact sanctions on his own allies over banter.
You were born just in time to see the Anglosphere collapse, how does it feel?
>>51924563
Warband, it's not new like so it's not that expensive.
Kingdom come: deliverance looks great, but it's only out next year you could preorder it I guess
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSy1gNyjSXk
>>51924444
underrated gets
>>51924501
il tuo gusto in film fa schifo
>>51924079
For the sake of Allah we will march trough the gates of the paradise where our maidens wait.
CAN'T STUMP
THIS LUMP
>>51924716
THE ANIME
>>51924554
>putting calling
what is that
>>51924444
Is Cruz pulling the mexican vote?
That trump is a real voice of the people isn't he fellas?
Leftists are deluded fascists. Any dissenting opinion is never considered critically, it just has to be silenced immediately. Ban trump from the country. Take Fury out of the sports personality award. Leftism is just another religion.
you now remember Rand Paul
>>51924695
>implying Trump wont reunite the anglosphere as a new global empire
>>51924739
watching anime right now lad haha
>>51923823
could someone please answer this
>>51924389
>I want off this planet.
Now now lad, I'm not one to accuse a chap of being from reddit but please refrain from talking like this.
>>51924713
>tfw no hottie burqua bitch wife to nag me when I get home from work
>>51924764
racist
>>51924598
how so? seems pretty articulate and intelligent despite being borderline tea party.
>>51924763
nah m8
>>51924804
>tea party.
Forgot about them. Are they still a thing?
http://www.independent.co.uk/student/news/goldsmiths-university-islamic-society-president-muhammed-patel-quits-after-tweeting-homophobic-a6767891.html
haha
wish we had a politician as based as trump tbf
>>51924611
Even if we suffer an islamist attack in London, leftists will STILL apologise for the murderers and claim we don't have an issue, we have a cohesive society, muslims are mostly good people who don't all want sharia law, and other demonic lies.
>>51924773
>being united by a sleazy wig wearing populist
>implying you're even part of the anglosphere
'no'
>>51924824
absolutely and they're growing apparently
>>51924830
You ain't no muslim bruv
>>51924589
Hurr Huffington post findings
http://elections.huffingtonpost.com/pollster/polls/morning-consult-23281
TRUMP TRAIN HAS NO BRAKES!
>>51924778
wait, is the blue bubble HER message?
fuck i thought that was yours! Sorry for calling you autist but i have something to tell you!!:
she's probably autistic. Stop messaging her
>>51924804
>seems pretty articulate and intelligent
>>51924214
she's a massive chopper who deliberately says edgy things to get a reaction
so basically she'd fit right in on 4chan
>>51924830
what the fuck is wrong with that uni
first that kill all white men bint now this
>>51924894
>goldsmiths
hmmmmmmm...
I love Donald trump he's so funny
He's like the fucking personification of what people hate about America - corporate greed, the only thing he's running for president with is "I HAVE BILLIONS OF DOLLAS IM AMAZING YOU ALL LOVE ME IM GONNA MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN ITS GONNA BE HUUUGE DID I MENTION I HAVE A NET WORTH OF 4 (FOUR) BILLON DOLLAS? BECAUSE I DO"
Not sure if I have social anxiety, if you're sitting in a room with an optician while theyre typing up on their computer is it normal to look everywhere but at them until you are talking to them?
>>51924681
See this posted all the time. It's a fallacy, because the "100% investment" strategy relies on impossible conditions:
>trump takes a salary of $0 and just reinvests all earnings
>trump doesn't build or acquire any hard assets such as his real estate
>trump has perfect market timing every time he reinvests
>trump doesn't incur any fees on his investments
I need to stop taking bait from stupid leftists with no financial experience, especially from britkucks
>>51924912
kek'd
cant think of anything better and got no suggestions so im rewatching twilight
No true Muslim is an informal fallacy, an ad hoc attempt to retain an unreasoned assertion. When faced with a counterexample to a universal claim ("no Muslim would do such a thing"), rather than denying the counterexample or rejecting the original claim, this fallacy modifies the subject of the assertion to exclude the specific case or others like it by rhetoric, without reference to any specific objective rule ("no true Muslim would do such a thing")
>>51924926
Yes, you do.
>>51924862
so? listen to his speeches/debates on youtube.
>>51924961
watch anime instead
>>51924830
such a meme uni
hello
>>51924978
>For the sake of Allah we will march trough the gates of the paradise where our maidens wait.
When NZ get their new flag?
Most "British" muslims want all of Europe to be a caliphate. They want sharia, they support jihad and they think all terrorist attacks in Europe are justified.
popping kettle on lads, how'd you have it?
>>51924978
>gold standard
>end the fed
>climate change don't real
he's an enormous spastic m8
>>51924961
watch some youtube videos on how to make pizza
:^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^)
>>51924918
That's not social anxiety.
>>51924961
watch only god forgives with ryan gosling
>in public area
>get shot by Muslims
>try to call police on my phone
>someone grabs it from my hand to post Twitter comments about how not all Muslims are terrorists and the shooters aren't real muslims
>fortunately he bleeds to death from various exit wounds before he can prise the phone from my hands
>get through to the operator
>they calmly explain that just because hundreds of people have been killed by devout muslims, it was not a terrorist attack
>go to surgery
>doctor is too busy apologising for evil whitey medicine to operate
>die
>family and friends shouldn't care because I was killed by fake muslims, not real ones.
>Yes, I have a degree from Trump University.
>>51925041
Teabag in my mouth, pour hot water straight down my throat.
>>51925041
Milk, no sugar
>>51925041
Milk please!
>>51924926
>>51924681
This is one of the most liberal publications in America debunking this.
http://www.slate.com/blogs/moneybox/2015/09/03/donald_trump_s_wealth_he_isn_t_only_rich_because_of_his_dad.html
R8 my lunch
>>51925042
he's right on the last one 2bh
>>51925059
bigot
>>51925074
What are you doing?
>>51924918
I have social anxiety but an opticians room is one of the few places I relax fully. I have to psyche myself up and write a script before I phone up to make the appointment, but ever since I was a small child I actually get ASMR from eye exams.
>>51924681
>Facebook meme pic proves left-wing political point!
People still fall for this?
I mean come on, people! It's 2015!
>>51924918
I do the same thing I guess
Sometimes it's hard to listen to what they're saying to me because I'm so fixated on where I should be looking, if I look at them for too long it's creepy, if I don't look at them at all its autistic. Shits annoying.
>>51925041
straight
up
the
shitter
>>51925086
>"lunch"
yeah ok post a photo of it
>>51925041
put the milk sugar and teabag straight in the kettle, saves times
this is genuinely the most hilarious thing i've seen in a long time
https://twitter.com/metpoliceuk/status/674885139638300673?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
everything seems a bit bland after antman
funny that; saw the adverts and it looked absolutely shite
but it was a really well put together film, favourite movie ive seen in quite some time
>>51925135
Australians don't have salad for lunch? No wonder you're supposed to be as fast as the USA now.
>>51925105
Why is africa for africans and ME for muslims(they are pushing out christians for years now) acceptable and not europe for europeans?
Or Asia fro asians?
why is that ok?
Please answer.
>>51925086
Where's the meat?
>>51925086
are you a rabbit?
Emily
>>51925093
ok tone
>>51925152
>>51925152
Please inform the police the suspect is named Marty McFly
>>51925183
fuck off murderer
>>51925086
European/10
I take it you'll be voting to remain in the EU?
>>51925168
We're much faster actually
>>51925152
lmao
>>51925152
>black suspect
reminder that if the police stop and search or arrest a black guy in connection with this crime, this will be evidence of institutional racism to a leftist.
they would genuinely prefer to have quotas. a policeman would examine this footage, look at his database, see that the black male quota for 2015 was exhausted on the 6th of January, and go and arrest a chinese woman.
>>51925168
gotta go fast m8
fuck sake lads thought my sister was having her mates round tonight so i had a cheeky wank this morning but now she's going out so i could have had all night to bust out a juicy one
might have another desu
Might build up a slag folder, my mate has some cracking slags on his friends list
look at this wee number
>>51925152
vote for trump lads
>>51925246
I did 6 yesterday, sort your shit out.
>>51925247
>pink bed sheets
>>51924079
Trump's going overboard, but the sentiment is actually true to an extent
The first stage of fixing a problem is admitting you have a problem in the first place, which no MP wants to do
>>51925152
Why didn't those people stop him?
>>51925289
3 2 1 dunk Duncan
West
>>51925086
You mean dinner m8
>>51925247
I like to look up the profiles of people who recently died, they have a plethora of little slags saying RIP on their wall
important lads:
how do you ask a girl out? how's this
>hey also i dont suppose you'd want to grab a drink or something next week?
should i not say "drink"?
>>51925296
>T-they are just regular B-britons that respect our country and c-culture!
>>51925280
for me a wank is shit if you don't have a big cumshot
i usually do one a week
>>51924778
Get yours then get out.
If you are weak on qt's, best to just cut her off now. She sounds insufferable.
>>51925152
>that look on his face
>>51925065
fuck off desu
>>51925066
yes lad
>>51925072
coming up mate
>>51925124
benders out
>>51925150
spags out
>>51925247
>1371 likes
For fucking what? She's not attractive at all and wearing that "fitness clothing" that looks flattering on most girls
kirsten stewarts pretty fit i definatly would
>>51925332
FOY
whatever your local dialect is mate just dont sound like a yank
i'd say jenny do you fancy doin something this weekend??
My oneitis has "liked" my last 5 or so statuses within seconds of me posting them. We haven't talked in months.
running down to wholefoods lads, need anything?
>>51925332
>should i not say "drink"?
Of course not, it is haram.
>>51925183
It doesn't need meat, it has cheese instead. You shouldn't eat meat with every meal, anon. Your digestive system will be fucked when you're 50.
>>51925184
No m8
>>51925225
No. I hate pakis and vote ukip 2bh. But there's nothing wrong with an italian salad mate, tasty balsamic vinigar dressing. Those are benefits of multicultralism I will take
>>51925332
>i dont suppose
>or something
>>51925332
oi come get pissed with me next week?
>>51925152
m
a b s o l u t e
d
m
a
n
>>51925332
Wanna go out next week?
really love seeing the establishment squirm because of Trump
even funnier is leftists who just have no idea how he's so popular
>>51925385
Clippers so I can cut your dreads off, hippie faggot
>>51925311
No m8, ate it at 1pm (ish) that's lunch.
>>51925419
How is Trump not part of the establishment
literally what
>>51925332
"Ahoy hoy, I don't suppose you'd like to share a tipple one night"
there you go
>>51925381
she wants you to talk to her
>>51925301
We're not a racist country like yours, Donald.
>>51925381
>posting statuses on facebook in the current year without being over the age of 35
alright granddad mcpleb
>>51925441
political and media establishment
>>51925381
>2015
>posting statuses
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjagjTPmbV4
>>51925441
>never been in a political office in his life
>hasn't taken one dollar from special interest or superpacs
>>51925381
She wants you to talk to her.
She does not want you to make a move on her.
Your orbitational attention feeds her.
>>51925301
>stopping wogs even if they've committed a crime
what are you, a RACIST?
tell me about Man
why does it wear the JUST (fuck my flag up family)?
>>51925433
1 is dinner time m8
Don't be a posh twat all your life
>>51925489
>>51924079
You've got to respect the man for saying things that we're all thinking but too scared to say.
>>51925441
He not in the sense that he doesn't have to rely on donations from big business that then want their agenda pushed. He just says whatever the fuck he wants.
>>51925441
>he doesn't follow US politics
>>51925381
she wants your attention but no more than that
idt you should talk to her
>>51925526
go way chad
>>51925493
>>51925475
>>51925536
>>51925541
>a multi-billionaire who has senators come to his wedding isn't part of the establishment
>on the bus eating a pack of sausages
>bus jerks to a halt
>some of the sausage goes down the wrong way but I'm fine
>finish the pack
>about five minutes later, cough
>all of the chewed sausage comes back up and sprays over the plastic guard that is behind the driver
>people look genuinely disgusted
>run away
LET IT GO
>>51925535
>scared to say
stayed keked
>>51925332
>Hey, you should come out with me some time. We could get some food, maybe grab a couple of drinks.
That way you are literally telling her what she should do, bit more alpha than posing it as a suggestion, she'll be more likely to say yes that way. Also add the drinks on as an optional, so she knows you're not going to drag her out for drinks if she's not up for it, and you give her the option of still agreeing to a date if she doesn't want to drink, she can just go to a meal with you.
Good luck.
making a case
>>51925526
I recommend watching the TT races IRL, it's crazy to see bikes so close at that speed.
israel is literally giving unknowing ethiopian immigrants injections to prevent them having children
I think mossad agents have done something to trump to make him very outspoken and a laughing stock
a chip implanted in his brain? a chemical injection for easy talk?
>>51925557
Tough break mensur
>>51925547
you'll miss your siesta
>tfw not fat enough to do a chub n tuck
>>51925554
but muh le underdog
>>51925441
>Trump says something mildly controversial
>Entire media apparatus and most governments in a half-dozen countries squeal homosexually in knee-jerk abject rage and proceed to savage him in 24/7 coverage while making fallacious arguments about constitutionality and racism
Probably because he isn't.
When NZ get their new flag?
why do child prodigies always look so fucking ridiculous
also what a twat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lma7Lb6aMfs
haha absolute mad man lads i fucking sent it i genuinely fucking sent it haha fucking hell what a ride haha i mean what is the worse that could happen
>>51925533
Don't know how you gypo potato niggers do things in lucky charms land, but over here, breakfast in the morning, lunch in the early afternoon, dinner in the early evening.
>>51924444
4quads confirm
Trump 2k16
cant remember her name but Tits is pretty fit too
>>51925554
Because they want his goy coins.
>>51925332
I simply asked my oneitis if she wanted to go out sometime, she kind of panicked and said "i can't". Sad since we'd already hung out together a dozen times.
>>51925567
bender
>>51925614
>trump says something silly
>world leaders call him a tosspot
thats got nothing to do with being part of the establishment anyway
>>51925583
why did they do operation Solomon in the first place then
>>51925381
>2015
>posting statuses on fb
She probably feels bad for you
>>51925554
Billionares spend money to buy off the establishment. They are not 'part' of it.
All the billionaires have their own specific interests.
>>51925627
You fucked up bad
>>51925583
good
>>51925627
Something that has always stuck with me is a scene from "johnnys got a gun" in which johnny is about to head off to france in ww1 and is spending the night at his girlfriends house, and her dad implores him "don't treat her like a whore son, she aint a whore" before allowing him into her room to spend the night in her bed
was very powerful 2bh, dad must have been feeling very conflicted
>>51925627
good lad
Breakfast 6-8am
Lunch 12-2pm
Tea 6-7pm
>>51925657
>telling pakis to fuck off
>silly
fuck off paki
>>51925627
Yes lad good job
Hope it goes well x
What does the Average American set to gain by voting for Trump?
