>Be me
>Be 14
>Ugly girl confessed to me but being the retarded shithead that I was, I flately rejected her
>Girl ran away with tears all over her face
>Since that day the girl would make up any excuse to get me out of her sight
>Three months later girl got transferred to another school
>fast forward 4 years later
>Be me
>Be 18
>Be fat
>Be a manlet
>new neighbors moved in the apartment next door
>was curious about what all the fuss, so I slightly opened the front door for a small peek
>Saw a family of 6
>two qt sisters and two retarded brothers
>Stepped out of my apartment to help the family move their furnitures like any gentleman would've done
>the Family accepted my help even doe I was only in it to get to know their GOAT daughters
>Girls asked me about my name so I replied with a cliché one liner
>Me: Hey my name's anon nice it's a pleasure meeting such fine looking babes
>the One-chan stared at me in a weird way from top to bottom
>Then said anon is that you, you've gained so much weight since the last time we saw you I'm sorry I didn't recognize you till now
>Girls laughed awkwardly
>We spent time talking about the good old middle school days while carrying the last bit of furnitures left
>the Onee-chan gave me her number and her Facebook address
>We reestablished our friendship and we put the past behind us
>Sometimes she'd hangout in my place and sometimes I'd do the same
>fast forward one week later
>She gets a BF
>BF is some rich Chad from a very wealthy well established family owning my cunt's Macdonalds chain, Jewelry stores and an entire fucking mall
>tfw outmatched
>Look at the girl's Facebook page and noticed how Chad is feeling up on her body on every pic that she posted
>I cursed myself for rejecting her
>I wanted to go back in past and knock the shit out of old me for being a prick
>I cried myself to sleep everyday since then
Moral of the story:
Don't reject ugly girls.
>>56133529
You're allowed to touch girls in Kuwait?
>>>/r9k/
fucking faggot
>>56133529
Don't worry Kuwait, it never gets better. Embrace the horror of existence.
Can someone please summarise every general on this board?
Common topics, memes, images etc.
>/brit/
banter with the lads haha, posting fit slags, some autists who constantly post cara and "crayon-pop" in every single thread, few lads obsessed with blokes called Polaboo and Kev (bit strange that), people posting blog entries on their life (gotta get it out somewhere), convos about nogf and advice on getting gfs
>/fr/
Anime and québécois shitposting
https://www.reddit.com/r/britreddit
>/cum/
who invited mexico?
>your cunt
>Carrier
>Phone
>Plan
>Monthly bill (also if its a prepaid)
>flag
>Play
>Oneplus One
>Unlimited calls taxtes and internet, it's slowing down to 2mb/s after using 20GB of data
>11€
>>56132591
nice formatting you CUNT
>Flag
>Asus Zenfone2 w/CM12.1 and Flux theme
>unlimited talk/text, 5GB LTE
>Straight Talk $45/month
>>56132729
shut up, you are not even from a real country
GET THE FUCK OFF THIS BOARD IF YOU'RE NOT WHITE GET THE FUCK OFF I FUCKING HATE MUSLIMS, NIGGERS FUCK OFF FUCK OFF JAPANESE, KOREAN HONORARY ARYANS SO THEY CAN STAY BUT THE REST CAN FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFF AAAAAAAAAA FUCK OFFF NIGGERS IF YOU'RE BLACK I HATE YOU AND I WISH YOU WOULD FUCK DIE
>>56131797
DAMN AUSTRALIA BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH THE QUALITY BANTER XDDDDDD DLMAO
Let's have a serious international discussion about space colonization here.
first for martian weed
>>56131928
Do you support terramofring Mars with nukes?
>>56131928
Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers did it first. It's called Martian Red.
There is too many damn generals on this fucking board.
>>56131469
Provide evidence
>>56131469
Every board has too many generals these days.
>>56131503
>>56131629
Have ye ever met a black man?
>tfw unironically dying from AIDS
fucking russians s.m.h
>>56131309
You mean you actually contracted HIV from a russian?
>>56131339
russian girl, yes
>>56131393
Yeah russians re-introduced HepB and ex-USSR hookers spread HIV.
Sorry man. I think there are some anti-viral medicine that will help you.
>Australia
Thoughts?
>>56132183
disgusting
>>56132183
me on the right
Wow. Rest of the world, are you even trying?
>>56131160
clearly not
>be norwegian
>do nothing
>be nothing
>find oil
>do nothing
>>56131160
What is it?
Why isn't the Netherlands called Dutchland or Holland?
Or why don't we call the Dutch netherlanders"
But we do, except you anglos
>>56131073
This
>>56131050
Officially it's called Países Bajos but everybody here call it Holanda.
>Mfw Donald Trump is literally going to be our next President and there's nothing the Democrats or the Anti-Trump Republicans can do to stop him.
What does the rest of the world think of this?
My friends who follow American politics are still in denial
I think Boner Hump will make a fine president
>>56130907
Mr Trump is the saviour of the world, that's what i think.
Tell me about the things your country is #1 at.
>#1 vine production in quantity
>#1 vine production in quality (inb4 butthurt californians and italians)
>#1 in translation and printin of manga (Japan excluded)
>#1 most visited country in the world
>>56130966
>>#1 most visited country in the world
Really?
>>56131230
In terms of incoming tourists per year, yes.
This is not an Onion headline.
>Toddler Dies after Anti-Vaxx Parents Treat His Meningitis with Maple Syrup Instead of Medicine
>Two Canadian anti-vaxx parents have been accused of letting their 19-month-old son die of meningitis, a treatable disease for which they refused medical care and antibiotics. Instead, they tried and failed to heal their son with home remedies in March 2012.
>David and Collet Stephan tried to cure a disease that infects the fluid around the spinal cord and brain with such treatments as olive leaf extract, whey protein, water with maple syrup, and juice with frozen berries. After young Ezekiel continued to suffer for two weeks, the Stephans changed treatments to apple cider vinegar, horseradish root, hot peppers, onion, garlic, and ginger root.
>When Ezekiel stopped breathing, the child was finally airlifted to a hospital, but the damage had been done. After lingering on life support for five more days, he died
http://savage.news/news/anti-vaxx-parents-home-remedies/
>>56130593
The incredible thing is that if they were unitedstatians they would've used mc fries and coca cola
>>56130642
>McFries
They're just called "fries" at McDonald's. And no they would have used Sprite and chicken noodle soup.
>>56130642
Lies, we would have shot him and then his parents
Do you strive to buy products made in your own country as opposed to buying foreign products (within reason/if at all possible)?
No, that's silly.
I buy what gives me the best value for my money.
No. I have everything German. Because they brainwashed me.
>>56130497
I like to support domestic industry. And if that's not possible, I buy something from the other nordic countries.
>go to Austria
>everybody looks Northern European
>go to Croatia
>everybody looks Greek
>go to Italy
>everybody looks Tunisian
>go to Hungary
>we don't go to Hungary
Halp, /int/. We don't seem to resemble our neighbours at all. Which population you're familiar with would you liken this random sample of Slovenes to?
>>56130231
If they were wearing normal clothes they could pass as a bunch of regular British lads
>>56130231
>the special little snowlflake of ex-yu
Is there anything more embarrassing than balkniggers claiming they're white?
>>56130231
why do you got so much of a identity crisis?
