>Be me
>Get my backpack stolen by white """people"""
>3 dindus see me walking, almost crying
>oh boy.jpg
>The dindus will surely attack me, being such vulnerable prey
>They get up, yell to me "ay white boi"
>NotRelaxed.png
>"w-w-what"
>"Ay mane chill my boy Patrice just stole a new backpack mane. Here you go, it's got some goodies in it for you too dawg, we know how much you love school"
>Backpack filled to the brim with pencils, notebooks, calculators and pads of paper
>Truly greatest dindus.webm
>"T-thanks... How can I repay you..."
>Main Tyrone of the bunch pulls out a knife
>"gimmie yo fuckin money cracka"
>Almost piss my pants
>Tyrone grabs my nose last second, "hahaha gotcha boiiiieeee"
>Pulls out a cigar
>Hollows it out with knife
>fills that shit with kush to the brim
>We smoke the whole thing
>Tyrone calls lequisha to suck my dick
>Literally cum in her mouth within seconds
>Feelsgoodman.jpg
>Say thanks bros and go home
>That's it
What's yours? This happened in Toronto btw.
>>56118604
>Experiences with other races
never met other races 2bh
just mexicans
asian mexicans, white mexicans, mestizo mexicans, balckish mexicans, native mexicans
are all the same
>>56118642
All the races of Mexico are united by their lack of height.
I like your memeys.
>In America you can be arrested or fined for harassing Bigfoot and other things too
>>56118554
>Be american
>Poo your undies and other things too
>"You're going to jail, mister!"
I WANT TO FUCKING STAB A SAW THROUGU EVERY SINGLE AUSTRALIAN ON THIS SIDE. I
>>56118554
bigfoot is real unlike the dropbear
How much of a national stereotype are you?
I think i fit in a little:
>lazy+procrastinator
>melancholic
>black hair, thick eyebrows and hazel eyes
>very self-hating towards my own country
>poor
>wear tracksuits all the time
>get smashed drunk every week
>eat shitloads of pork
>drive VW Golf
>smoke pack of cigarettes daily
>have a tattoo
>always wear cross on my neck
>eat at least a cup of yogurt daily
>go to gym
i swear to god, im not like the rest, it just sounds like that ;_;
well i like football and i'm white , but i don't like mate, dulce de leche, some parts of Asado...
i don't know what i am
Not at all, Italians are expected to be funny and outgoing.
I'm an introvert and I never make the first step.
Do you love Korea?
how could you not?
I love IU.
Discuss.
The holy burger was made by a Dane.
Only Danes may guide us.
Artificial German false-prophets GET OUT
>>56117661
>(meme food)
>>56117661
>vegan
0/10 it's thrash
>Be French
>Have hundreds of years of world class military history
>Have one of the ten largest empires in history
>Have a major influence in science, art, history, philosophy, and economics
>Have what's widely considered the world's most beautiful language
>Be the world's most visited country for tourism
CAN'T MAKE THIS MERDE UP
>>56117480
>surrender in the most recent world conflict
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>>56117480
> be french
> surrender
>>56117480
>become an african country in less than 50 years
pretty fucking pathetic to be honest
english
>my friend's car is red
french
>la voiture de mon ami est rouge
>the car of my friend is red
absolute FUCKING disgust
>>56117242
most european languages do this, english is the exception
>>56117242
Shut the fuck up you nerdy faggot
*Pins you against locker*
>>56117287
Strewth, this is a pretty cute american, aye leafy?
>flag
>
>>56117249
Well....Is it safe to open up a store?
>>56117230
Is there some backstory or did the dindus attack the couple out of the blue?
>>56117230
kek holy shit that gang is so shit at fighting, they lost to a man and a woman, but I assume they got his walet regardless.
Would you guys date a girl in a wheelchair?
How about a amputee?
What about a nub girl?
I would, definitely, and the sjw society in America would bow to me and I would get to live out my dominance fantasy.
only if she's an azn qt?
Yes, so she will never run away from me
>Americans serve their breadsticks in red cups
would consume for dinner/10.
Aussies confirmed for sharing beautiful photos of bread
>>56117062
The absolute madmen.
>BLACK
>HISTORY
>MONTH
Seriously what country is this guy from? He learned his psycho power from a gypsy, so is he Romanian?
he is magneto from peru
Mr. Clean's father. He was a nazi.
I thought he was a bong
What are the Texas of your country?
The South.
In both the good and bad ways
Is the Texas accent the same as Southern?
>sit in bus
>see 2 immigrants muhammeds come into the bus
>they are really loud and stuff
>start harassing a woman
>the bus driver does not care because he is an allah akhbar too
>she stands up and tries to avoid them
>she yelps and looks at me for help when they grope her
>mfw I just smile at her and watch
hehe, stupid bitch gets what she deserves.
>>56116526
what if it was your mom
>>56116584
He would probably start fapping, Swedish men are fucked up like that.
>>56116584
Then one of the immigrants would be his dad
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/kinder-egg-toy-death-france-three-year-old-french-girl-chokes-a6822626.html
>Girl chokes on kinder egg toy
We tried to warn you.
>>56116339
natural selection should run it's course
kinder eggs just get rid of retards
;_;
>>56116339
Kinder eggs don't kill people. People kill people.
What do you think when you see this flag?
Not much.
>>56116248
What is the relation between finland and mongolia?
What is the relation between australia and mongolia?
>>56116248
Ship registry
![mongoliaflagpicture1[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/gyMKBcp.png "mongoliaflagpicture1[1]")