Bar Refaeli Edition V15.02
Invited: Cool, nice, fun people
Uninvited: The rest
>>39595558
plz give me citizenship ;_;
http://strawpoll.me/3998593/r
pls send help, palestine is your rightful clay tbh keep removing kebab
much love, François
>>39595558
I fapped on her just a couple of hours ago tbh lads
Join me in testing of my new map. Shouldn't be a long one, standard edition of risk without any complicated rules.
Make a tripcode
>name of nation/signature
>color
Choose one of the black stars which are capitals as your starting location. For every additional one you capture you get +1 bonus, that's all.
Basic rules of Risk apply like no beelining, rerolling, generals, roll gifting and other.
>>39557468
Allahustan
Cyan
Akanthou? the northeastern most one
>>39557468
Christiandom
Yellow
That south province, wherever you like.
>>39557808
Its you! the receiver of Christ! I do not look forward to seeing your rolls!
post one woman to present your country and others rate them and decide if they would fuck them
>>39534628
>one woman to present your country
>present
It's "represent."
There are no females in Canada. That's why we partake in the pleasures of moose pussy.
there you go, a beautiful bride
>tfw no African gf
>>39481766
>for only fifty cents a day
>>39481771
Sponsor a gf? That's actually a really good idea burgerbro.
>>39481771
Goddamn bro I wish it wasn't so.
I went to a west african country once and I was constantly approached by women who didn't strike me as prostitutes at first but then I realised that all young women were to some extent or another especially when white wallets and passports were walking around
It's not fucking fair. Why do I have to live in this shithole?
>>39478360
you can leave you know
living somewhere is an active choice
please leave
nice proxy
>>39478389
I fucking wish.
Pet Shop Boys edition
first
fags
all of you
>>39474929
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maEvpPc6KCA
Any "first date" tips lads, considering we already know each other pretty well
Bla bla bla let's play.
>>39330777
Ottoman Empire
Red
Istanbul
>>39330777
North Russia
Yellow
Khan
>>39330777
Tokyo Capital
Orange
Empire of Japan
The United States is technically an European country because it's where it originates from. The clay was full of native americans with spears, who, sure, had their own thing. But why isn't anywhere capable of being such a superpower? If anything, London would tell the US to do things and the Brits wouldn't think they're a special odd man out since they basically are continentals on an island.
>>39326289
>an European country
>>39326289
>But why isn't anywhere capable of being such a superpower?
We're literally exceptional.
>>39326289
*why isn't Europe
That's all i meant. Europe has always been the driving force and the US did not gain supremacy until WWII.
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-32030270
>Plane named 4U crashes near village of Bains.
>No survivors
Where were you when Baneposting tore the fabric of reality?
>>39318599
i blame /tv for casting that evil on us
>>39318715
Do you think the Masketta Man was a German citizen?
Lot of loyality for a hired pilot.
Culture Pals: qts are in thread edition
Join us, meet new people, learn new languages, share your profile, share nice pictures, learn something new about different cultures, collect qts, run for ena and rachel, post your views, post your top qts, cuck qts, don't let the hotpocket hold you back from posting nudes.
script is halal
thread pastebin:
http://pastebin.com/8MT3uBwG
OLD THREAD
>>39282994
>>39282994
>>39282994
All your qt are belong to me
second for ena
third for ena
Make this one for your country.
I posted it like twice already but hopefully you didn't see/don't remember it
>money and high purchasing power
>relevant in Europe
>already spend 100 of millions of dollars on importing Polish technology to more easily compete with Western Europe
>importing cars from Portugal
>white
>birthplace of famous inventor
>low unemployment
>strategical partnership with Argentina until 2050
>No1 in the world on importing dried fruit from Middle East
>implementing uneployment plan from Greece
>exporting to Serbia and Bosnia
>most people have smartphones
You just made me laugh so hard
>money and high purchasing power - fucking LOL
>relevant in Europe - keep lying to yourself, we're about as relevant as soap in a gypsy's house
>birthplace of famous inventors - half of ''our'' great inventors weren't even Croatian: Penkala: Dutch/Polish/Jew
Tesla: Serb
Vrancic: Italian
>low unemployment - are you mental?
>most people have smartphones - true, but half of them are dumb cunts who went into massive debt to get them
This country is a shithole and if you think otherwise you're in MASSIVE denial
Enjoy getting cucked by the Hanžeković/Todorić gang while you chant how great this shithole is
Itt: we laugh at our own cuntries
haha xD
Ask an Israeli anything.
>>39233078
where is your family from?
>>39233165
Check your concentration camp records.
>>39233078
ah bump
Continuation of most boring Risk ever from a player perspective because OP is slow at updating the map. It's only round 14 now kek.
>inb4 OP is a faggot and worst OP ever.
>>39240025
EAT AWAY AT PURPLE TURKEY
Kill light blue pls
>>39240029
Just noticed that.
Still, I'm not afraid, I could crush Purple like I'm going to crush Egypt.
>>39240025
Continue towards Madrid, Iberia will be free once more.
