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Pet Shop Boys edition
first
fags
all of you
>>39474929
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maEvpPc6KCA
Any "first date" tips lads, considering we already know each other pretty well
>>39474929
Is /brit/ getting cucked by oz lads?
>>39474971
n-no u...
r-reeee..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvF2Q1kg_60
>>39475007
reporting in tbh
WEST. END. GIRLS.
I think I'm going crazy, the littlest things are sending me into rage
>>39475004
I wouldn't worry too much, farthest your new girl can get away from you is arm's length m8
DIRTY VILLA BASTARD
I HATE YOU
YOU'RE A FUCKING DISGRACE
YOUR CLARET AND BLUE FACE MAKES ME SPEW
WHEN I GO TO VILLA PARK
I'M HOPING THAT YOUR LIFE WILL END
YOU'RE A DIRTY VILLA BASTARD
YOU'LL NEVER BE MY FRIEND
YOU'RE A DIRTY VILLA BASTARD
YOU'LL NEVER BE MY FRIEND
bit bored tbh
>>39475066
thick, solid, tight.
another lonely friday night lads
just had webcam sex lads, cba to travel down south to fuck her though
>>39474929
>jf thread
/listeningtoradiodramasaboutfrankiehowerd'sdepressionathalfoneonasaturdaymorning/
>>39475116
South to where?
>>39475116
She a solid 7 out of 10?
>>39475007
would rather get cucked by a poz lad tbh
>>39475017
>feet turned in and wearing high heels
and they wonder why girls have more knee injuries than boys hhaahah
>>39475052
i think you've got sjw
i suggest you cease usage of tumblr immediately
I'll kill you with my teacup
>>39475154
she's about 7/10 yeah, nice tits
>>39475146
dunno it's all down south to me mate
I've got the brains
You've got the looks
Let's make lots of money
just did a poo lads
bit smelly tbh
Listening to UMF lads
>>39475212
Good deal, might be that she comes to you tbh
>>39475116
What she look like mate?
>>39475218
Listening to them too now lad
feeling a bit manic lads
Got a new waifu lads, and I don't care if she gives me Ebola
might just retire to bed in a few minutes
stay tuned
>>39475225
>plane goes down with no surbibors
>another one is filled with smelly poo
horrible week for flight
lmao dolmio lolz 'n' kekz
british femdom is too cruel tbh
>>39475318
>royal free
could have tried shagging her tbh
Losing hope tbh lads
The life in my head isn't the life that I'm living
>>39475288
blonde, nice tits, looks like she might be a little short, good seven
>>39475286
that's a good call lad, invite her up north, cheers
>>39475358
good luck m8
>>39475340
your people have no national pride, tell them to fuck off
>>39475379
thanks lad, will give her one for you
Dubz and I wank.
>>39475343
why do you fap to this things johnny eheh
did he die?
Why would anyone want to own a pet snake?
>>39475325
yes that is wise.
a good nights sleep is essential to your overall vitality. its a good springboard for feeling good the next day.
>>39475427
give her the natty lickaroo
>>39475396
Almallah pakistan abdullah cuckallah?
>>39475448
Snakes are qt
>>39475444
cuz the accent makes my dick hard
>>39475475
shut tjhe fuck up you pretentious yank cunt
goodnight though
>>39475448
edginess
>>39475483
sorry I don't speak spastic
>>39475494
wow
rude
>>39475448
>>39475484
just rent one instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkqqUcsxhWE
>>39475523
top snek
>>39475340
>dolmio
stale meme tbh
Might have a wank lass
>>39475562
not as stale as your mum wahey
>>39475478
sounds naughty, will do
>>39475540
I thought you were british
so tired of bullshit tbh
>>39475565
>lass
there are no lasses in /brit/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gavcjNniIvk
I'm wasting my life lads
who /paki/ here/
>>39475546
>blocked by Channel 4
The people of that network need culling
>>39475017
Merseyside's flag looks interesting.
>>39475634
when is that call to prayer shite happening?
>>39475627
they smell weird
that goes for everyone else from that part of the world, too
>>39475634
Its the episode of Peep Show where Super Hans brings a rental snake to a party
>>39475523
>>39475546
>>39475634
Muslims are people too lad
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/mar/21/afghan-skateboarding-muslim-tv-channel-alchemiya-islamic-culture
living a low cost life lads
Lads how to I top stressing about going to uni? I've been visiting ones I've been considered for but can't get it out of my mind that I'm too retarded for them and cheated my way in somehow. Not even that good at talking to people either.
>>39475670
Red on black stay the fuck back
>>39475627
>paki
hindustan zindabad tbh
>>39475698
What the FUUUCK
>>39475698
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N
>>39475723
it's just a phallic symbol not me actual dong
>>39475698
Probably a lad tbh
>>39475692
>muslims skateboarding
radical islam indeed
>>39475596
wahey
>>39475717
What course and unis?
>>39475698
You best not be lying hun
>>39475698
this kills the thread
>>39475717
Just go, get a degree and fuck off back home to get a job. You're only at uni for 4 years, the work's not hard and the time'll pass fairly quickly.
>>39475698
>no timestamp
>>39475698
will you be my gf?
>>39475752
kek
>>39475698
post adductor
>>39475698
no
no
NO
>>39475698
post feet
>>39475762
Comp science in haggis unis like Heriot-Watt and Strathclyde
>>39475752
post of the day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbLGG5UGEKw&feature=youtu.be
>>39475717
I got over that by going to uni.
oh boy
lads, i feel like exploding or some shit
feel like smacking my head against the wall
my chest feels fucking weird
>>39475723
Red and Yellow. Cuddly fellow.
>>39475698
can I marry you?
>>39475698
show us where you piss from
>>39475698
hoi
>>39475846
oh girl
>>39475860
Black and yellow. Hidamari desu
>>39475884
MUH DICK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-9bqSHtmbo
>>39475825
Dundee is pretty good for comp sci, have you been there?
andy c lads
>>39475698
I think I love you
>>39475797
>>39475827
>>39475920
>all these plebs that have never heard this joke before
>>39475797
>>39475827
>>39475920
>>39475920
It's a well established meme tbh
>>39475698
my penis is raw what do>>39475717
What is the dankest meme?
>>39475919
kek
>>39475825
>Compsci
>Heriott-Watt
>Strathclyde
Literally what the fuck are you worrying about, the course is one of the ones with a relatively small number of airheaded normies (I always wish I took STEM for that reason alone), and the two unis are in Scotland's two best cities. Literally no reason at all to worry.
>>39475967
>>39475980
ayyy lmao
>>39475698
Will you be my girlfriend?
The fire rises
>>39475980
>>39475967
it was the right meme in the right moment
in love with Farage lads
First for Clarkson on the dole
>>39476036
Clarkson rehired on workfare
just got in
summarise the last few threads please. any themes of discussion?
>>39475948
I'll have a look into it thanks
>>39475993
If you say so thanks for the boost
>>39476061
all threads were hilarious and great you missed out on some of the best memes and jokes of the year
>>39476036
Clarkson spending his last £5 on a greggs before coming home and shitposting
>>39475984
spurdo
alright
>>39476034
I'm in love with his son tbh
>>39475698
I want to date you, I live near the Netherlands, pls
>>39476110
FEET
E
E
T
>>39476113
He might be based I dont know
Nigel speaking is like birdsong to me
>>39476110
Pls date me, it's great here
>>39476110
STOP TEASING ME, BE MY GF ALREADY
Anyone else just in limbo?
I'm thoroughly depressed, everyone I see seems happy but I sit indoors, unhappy. The problem is I have no desire to prove anything.
I also wonder if I should top myself but I'm actually terrified of death and I WANT to live.
What the fug do I do
>>39476110
Pls be in London
>>39476110
I really do think that I love you
>>39476110
Adductors pls
>>39476110
hoi
>>39476110
R O M A
O
M
A
>>39476110
I'm 6 foot, good looking, wealthy, normal person.
Would you be interested in dating me?
>>39476166
>Anyone else just in limbo?
been a bit limboey for a few years now
>>39476110
ahaha ching chong
>>39476110
Marry me, I will give you tulips
guys please
>>39476136
>>39476151
>>39476167
>>39476198
Stay away from her lads she's mine
>>39476166
my therapist just referred me to a psychiatrist, i'll be seeing him in a few days. hopefully he can put me on some meds that'll fix me, and maybe the same could work for you too.
>>39476110
Will you marry me?
>>39476110
Give us another pic or I kill myself
>>39476237
please what? please your mum? ok i will
WAHEY
A
H
E
Y
>>39476166
me m8
I think I'm genuinely going crazy tbh
>>39476254
do it fgt
>>39476110
I will buy us a house in a little village with a big garden and plant tulips in patterns across the garden, we will be able to cuddle in the grass between the tulips on sunny days. I will kiss you and tell you that I love you.
>>39476279
you're a bitch tbh
This is proof that girls ruin everything.
>>39476270
Italian posters are some of the best on /brit/ pls stay <3
>Anon: "The flight plan I just filed with the OP lists me, these funposters, Maisiebro here, but only one of you. First one to talk gets to stay in my thread!"
Anon drags one of the smelly autists to the edge of the thread
>Anon: “Who paid you to report Maisiebro?
Anon fires a shot
>Anon: “He didn’t fly so good, who wants to try next?”
Anon grabs the 2nd autist
>Anon: “Tell me about the janitor, why does he do it for free? [silence] A lot of loyalty for a hired gun!”
>Masked man: "Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would make a new thread... before the old one gets to page 9"
>Anon: "At least you can talk. Who are you?"
>Masked man: "It doesn't matter who I am; what matters is my plan"
Anon lifts the hood off the man's head. Underneath is the fat, greasy face of the janitor.
>Janitor: "No one cared who I was until I became a janitor"
>Anon: "If I made a new thread would you delete it?"
>Janitor: "It would be gone extremely quickly"
>Anon: "You must be well-compensated for that"
>Janitor: "For free"
Overhead a mod surveys a list of ban requests
>Janitor: "Maisiebro refused our offer in favour of yours, we had to find out what he told you"
>Maisiebro: “Nothing, I said nothing!”
>Anon: “Well congratulations, you got yourself caught. Now what’s the next step in your master plan?”
>Janitor “404ing this thread… with no survivors!”
The janitor deletes the early thread. A mod squad descends on /brit/, deleting, among other things, slag pictures which show the slightest bit of nipple, dank memes which they take a personal and autistic dislike to, and hilarious fedora pictures which offend them because they are a bunch of unpaid, unwashed, classy, fedora-wearing yank fucks.
>>39476110
post girlboipucci
>>39476312
I can't leave /brit/ tbh
my entire life has been one continual adjustment to loss
>>39476110
I will take you around the world and show you all the beauty that is within it. We can be one and together, there will be no need for anybody else, we can experience life and growing older, learning what the world is together.
>>39476110
Hi, I've noticed you're very cute and your country is a very rich country. I am a single man with many hardships and no one to share my life with. I have a large cardboard box but no one to cuddle on my pizza box and burn garbage with.
If you're interested, I wish to leave my current life and start a new one with you, all the things you have can be mine too.
What do you say?
>>39476325
One of us
>literally posted those images a few weeks ago
>no-one recognises them
loving these (You) generators tbh
Bit nippy lads.
I'm the first housemate back, and the heatings off.
>>39476110
Fuck off love
>>39476392
Post them all so I can save them and cry myself to sleep looking at them. She is so beautiful and lovely and nice.
>>39476422
she only posted these two in the nederdraad
Miss my cat tbh
>>39476442
No :(
>>39476392
you done broke brit, son
>>39476392
FUCK I almost freaked out, thought grills were finally here
i need to be asleep now
>>39476318
Nobody cared who Janny was until he put on the mask
>>39476442
My heart hurts.
>>39476392
Years of alcoholism has destroyed my memory.
I'm surprised I can still remember how to shitpost tbh.
>>39476392
https://archive.moe/int/thread/37915595/#37917936
>i'm sorry m8 i'm not into boys
DROPPED
>>39476110
I must confess something to you: You have been on my mind a lot lately. The nicest thing happened last night. I was looking at your profile and must have gone to sleep with your image on my mind because later on, after I fell asleep, I ended up having a dream about you! It was one of those special, wondrous dreams that you hope would never end. In the morning I was still very much under the spell of this wonderful dream. And this delightful sensation has lasted all day long today, up until now. I thought you should know since you were the main character in the dream.
About the dream I had about you, it was a sensitive, beautiful, and intimate dream in which we related to each other as though we had known each other for ages. As a poet and writer, I enjoy writing my dreams in detail (the ones I can remember), and I could do that here just for you, that is, if you have the time now, are in the mood to feel something unique and beautiful, and promise me you won't blush too much. Are you ready for this delightful experience?
I don't dream often, but when I do, they tend to be profound and sweet, like the dream I had about you. If you promise me you won't blush too much, I can tell you about the dream. You should not be afraid to ask because everything that happened in the dream was very natural, sweet, and beautiful. The most surprising thing is that in the dream it was as though we already knew each other from a long time ago. Perhaps in a prior life? :-)
I have written the entire dream as a PowerPoint presentation, with a nice musical background. Can I send it to your e-mail address?
>giving girls attention on the internet
absolutely fucking pathetic lads
>>39476496
that was also me, originally it came from the nederdraad m8
>>39476511
C-can't help it
>>39476511
FUCK YOU
I feel like pure shit tonight
>>39476511
We're surrounded by ponces lad
>>39476511
It was the unironic fashion that they dropped all meme protocol to get one bit of attention which was the most horrifying for me
lads how to stop being a pathetic cunt? pls respond
>>39476511
you're a girl posting this ironically
>>39476496
I've dated lesbians before lad, always falls apart but they let you cuddle them and kiss and stuff if you are charming enough.
>>39476574
Take up boxing or BJJ. When I used to do BJJ I would walk out of the gym feeling like a proper Chad tbh
>>39476582
'no'
>>39476511
nerds lmao
>>39476585
>they let you cuddle them and kiss and stuff if you are charming enough.
>tfw hug and sometimes get kisses from my lezzie m8
>>39476564
this
truly sickening
>>39476619
i remember this gimmick
>>39476590
>BJJ
never got that tbh, you practically just hug hunky men
>>39476511
Seriously meeting a girl on the internet is the absolute worst thing you can possibly do.
I was a party with my girlfriend from London I met on /brit/ who I had been with for over a year now (we were living in the same city for uni) and she was playing beer pong with this guy. I brought over some red cups and it became a hit at parties. I was pretty drunk and just sitting down, he made a bet that if she lost against him she would have to play the next round topless.
Next thing she loses (because she is bad) and ends up literally taking her tits out for everyone to see. Then the guy, presumably to try his luck, bet her that if she lost against she would have to suck his dick. My girlfriend turns to me and says "I know I can win this time! What do you say?"
I thought she was joking, so I just casually replied "Yeah, whatever"
Then she loses again, and this asshole says something like "Hey, a bet's a bet." and my girlfriend responds with some bullshit like "Well I am a woman of my word." Within the space of fifteen seconds she's literally on her knees, topless, sucking this guys dick. There was nothing I could do about it.
Because of that I just turned away and pretended to see nothing / try to not look like some beta fagot. Then after a couple of minutes I hear him saying "Go, show him. Let him see" and my girlfriend taps me on the shoulder, opens her mouth full of his cum, then closes it again and swallows in front of me.
Fuck /brit/. Fuck women. Fuck life. I'm out.
>>39476619
I dated a lesbian when I was sixteen, she said she was "unsure" and we never got to sleep together as she didn't feel like it when we tried but we got to cuddle and kiss lots and she was lovely.
>>39476679
Not going to read this.
>>39476655
Only a fruit would say this tbh, in practice it's literally the least gay thing you can do
lads I spent a while writing this post here >>39476318
I posted it at the wrong time when you were all sperging out over that slut pic, but please read and upvote. cheers
>>39476701
save yourself the heartbreak tbh
>>39476710
I was just poorly bantering, I know it's actually pretty useful, I hate contact sports though
>>39476730
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VN4jqrSR0M
wish i was a girl now, all that attention
>>39476776
Most girls are ugly tainted bitches
Who here /depressed/?
>>39476730
>I hate contact sports though
I do too, but you have to force yourself out of your autistic zone tbh, it makes a man out of you
>>39476679
fuck, this feels like pasta but I tried searching archives with the first line and can't find anything
t-this can't be real c-can it?
>>39476798
I've had clinical depression since I was twelve, fucking hate it, want to die most of the time, can hardly even function
Might just start posting modern US country songs, don't push me here lads
>>39476807
It aint pasta. That's why I'm back in the states. Lost my mind from depression and am barely functional so>>39476798
yeah
>>39476845
Lincoln yank?
>>39474929
test
get
yolo
>>39476798
me
I didn't go to my appointment this week too, kind of regret it now with how I feel right now, but my new guy is shit so I didn't want to go
>>39476776
all you have to be is a girl and you can become an e-celebrity, gender equality in action :)
>>39476838
I'm listening to luke bryan right now
>>39476865
different guy, did a summer abroad through my uni at LSE
>>39476798
I'm the same as this guy >>39476827
>>39476807
It's an excerpt from some ancient greentext story
>>39476913
how in the fuck did you meet a girl through /brit/
>>39476799
I'm pretty much a normie but I don't have enough drive to start a new sport tbh
I enjoyed doing kickboxing though, it was good fun
>>39476945
>I'm pretty much a normie
Literally fuck off
>>39476942
It's copypasta you berk
i just took a big shit lads
pls congratulate me
you fucking melt
>>39476985
your flag is really shit
>>39476942
Wasn't actually /brit/ was just a vocaroo thread
>>39476971
wish it was tbh
Jeremy Clarkson for MP
Fucking hell lads my foot is fucking sore for some reason
>>39476701
>>39476729
>>39476807
It's pasta that an Australian guy often posts on /int/ that the guy changed a bit.
>>39477021
*gives you a foot massage*
>>39477015
Boris Johnson incoming tbh lad
>>39477002
>having a motherfucking union jack in your flag
lmao cuck
>>39476798
Me they took away my disability bennies last week
girl i really fancy is getting far too cozy with my m8 for my liking lads. she laid on the sofa with her head leaned against his shoulder earlier. getting angry tbh lads
>>39476798
I'm completely dead inside.
I just keep going because I'm too afraid to kill myself by traditional means.
Hence the alcoholism and never leaving my room.
>>39476985
>>39477057
set your region you fuckin muzzie
at tesco stocking up on cadbury eggs #easter #girlsnightin
*400 likes*
>>39477042
It would be hilarious to see Prime Minister Clarkson, with May and Hammond as high level Ministers.
>>39477057
>union jack
>>39477026
I wish it was pasta tbh
>>39477102
What the fuck is a cadbury egg
>>39477098
What are you talking about it's already set
What about yours?
>>39477093
>alcoholism
do you shake in the morning? so many people on 4chan claim to have a drinking problem and could probably go a whole day without drinking
>>39477108
Top Gear reunion election special?
In the club lads, wat do?
>>39477042
>>39477147
attack normies
>>39477147
>grab girl on shoulder
>turn her around
>say "hey babe, wanna dance?"
>stick your tongue in her mouth
>>39477074
You had your chance lad, but it's over. It's probably been over for awhile now.
>>39477147
touch a girls bum and don't get caught
>>39477119
Fuck off I see it in the Interpals threads every day.
>>39477074
I hope you didnt meet her on the internet m8
>>39477147
get drunk and chat up a qt or a drunk lad
DEM FAT BRITISH BUMS
>>39477098
>>39477057
>>39477126
>mfw it's buggy as fuck tonight
forgive me
>>39477147
Screem REEEEEEEEEE at the top of your lungs
Havent seen my gf in months want to cry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jz2gvAApY2A
>>39477147
Just /brit/post lad. Chuckle at all the banter. Everybody will think you have lots of mates and that they are all top lads.
why is this allowed
>http://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/2uv2pi/int_likes_baneposting/
i bet there are brit posts there too
>>39477178
m8 thats a true story, I've only told it once on here before.
>>39477074
just move in on her as soon as fucking possible lad, you'll only regret it. I know it will be hard to do that but think how hard it will be to see them get in a relationship. It will be fucking torture, a similar thing happened to me
>inb4 normie
just saying what needs to be done
>>39477174
shut the fuck up m8. s-she likes me more i swear ;_;
>>39477210
>this
Maybe start dancing and shitposting at the same time, I guarantee that they will join you.
>>39477126
>>39477187
I don't see any of yours.
>>39477144
not recently. I checked myself into the emergency room in september for the dts though. They kept asking if I had taken amphetamines or cocaine, because my resting heart rate was so high. They scanned my heart, and tested my thyroid, but it all came back normal. I didn't tell them what it was because I'm a coward, and I don't want it on my medical records. I don't think they suspected it was alcohol related because I'm under 30.
>>39477170
There's a girl sat next to me, she's kinda cute but also seems to be alone and a bit awkward, should I talk to her?
>>39477221
Disgraceful
>>39477248
shiii now mine went away too
it's all ogre
>>39477274
you should ask her if you can give her the natty lickaroo tbh
literally just saw a recent article predicting a massive chance of a labour gain in my constituency
Meanwhile in reality, UKIP is consistently polling 5-10% ahead
Are they trying to ron paul ukip?
>>39477248
Same shit for me, just refreshed and found that one of my posts only has a region
>>39477274
Yes definitely, I will be here praying that you will get on well with her. God will provide.
>>39477298
Is that actuall polling or UKIPs own polling
>>39477274
Do it lad, we have your back.
>>39477274
just ask her if she fancies a dance/cig/what she's drinking
>>39477145
I think Clarkson should run a serious campaign and pretend it is all for a laugh on his youtube channel. He could probably get elected.
>>39477327
It's Ashcroft who's normally pretty reliable
It's gonna be awful if labour wins in may because they'll just target my constituency with immigration until it's >80% labour voting paki
>>39477230
but it's so hard lad. i've sat next to her with my arm around her before but i'm so fucking beta i'll even make an excuse to leave the situation. the mental thing is, i had several gfs when i was in secondary school, although i never got past fingering. now i'm 24 and my teenage anxiety has returned with super power
>>39477295
>>39477302
>>39477330
Thanks lads but some random cunt just came and sat between us. Have no access to her now
mum keeps asking me if i have a gf
cousins and aunts/uncles ask every time they see me
why lads?
>>39477422
Because people are cunts
Just had my first wank in quite a few days, literally came a bucket and now it's all over my chest and bed
>>39477402
Stand to one side of the person blocking you, then tap the shoulder on the opposite side.
That will show him who's boss
>>39477471
Lick it up, lad
>>39477484
>this
Gonna have a wank tbh
But what to is the question lads
WHY DO GRILLS NOT LIKE ME LADS OMFG I'M NOT FAT, NORMAL FACE AND HAVE A JOB, A CAR AND A FLAT. I'M LITERALLY DYING HERE
>>39477401
>i had several gfs when i was in secondary school, although i never got past fingering
fucking hell, i was rooting for you until then
>>39477422
>tfw dumped mine 2 months ago
>tfw relatives will ask about her
>tfw don't want to tell them I dumped her since no matter how I explain it they'll assume either that I'm a cunt for leaving her or that I'm a pathetic cunt for pretending that I left her rather than it being the other way round
tbh I get the impression girls have it easy in this side of things
>>39477545
KANE
>>39477575
Tell them she had a secret drug addiction, and you wanted no part of that life. Works tbh
>>39477575
>he's had a gf
just fuck off normie
>>39477547
would you feel better if i told you the fact i never managed to achieve penetrative sex was the fact i suffer from premature ejaculation to such an extent that i have literally jizzed my pants with a semi-erection and nobody touching it?
>>39477617
I'm always going to be here m8
Nowt you can do about it la
>>39477072
For what?
what is the record number of pints you drank in one go /brit/? or evening etc.
>>39477575
Tell them that she kept trying to spend all of your money and that you didn't need the bitch anyway, show them who is alpha.
caesar salad lads
>>39477670
2 (two)
>>39477670
4 litres in one night
literally the only girl i relate to and can have a conversation with is my sister tbh lads
>>39477670
At paid bar, probably about twenty five.
At free bar, probably about eighteen.
>>39477144
I recently severely reduced my alcohol intake and feel a whole lot better. Just had had enough of being constantly drunk and feeling like constant shite. Still drank constantly on Wednesday and had to spend all of Thursday recovering.
>>39477700
liar
>>39477723
that little?
>>39477729
noice
>>39477682
Was wondering what I'd have for lunch tomorrow
That's settled it, cheers m80
>>39477670
I only drink a little bit of baileys in my warm milk before bed when I want to get wild tbh
>>39477670
about 7/8. 20 or 30 years ago it used to be a point of honour for men in the old mining towns where i live to go out and drink 10/15 pints (but it was usually weaker 3-4% stuff back in those days)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvQJbF2CXLQ
>>39477737
Good luck maisiebro
>>39477748
not a beer drinker tbh, makes me pee too much
>>39477643
the furthest I've got with a girl is hugs and an embarrassing kiss, and because I'm such an autist I didn't even realise how bad it was until a day later. Fuck off
WHY CANT I RELATE TO ANYONE AT ALL WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
>>39477737
good luck maisiebro
>>39477737
Good luck maisiebro
>>39477670
10-12, all for a quid as well
>>39477670
half a pint :^)
>>39477852
a bet?
Lel, get a load of this faggot on my facebook.
>>39477905
fuck off yank
>>39477905
top lel
>>39477887
nah at a pub, it was a long session though
>>39477744
I never had a problem with drinking during the day, too busy working. But I drink 7 or 8 cans of super strength lager every single night. In the morning I wake up with the shakes and a bit of sweat on my forehead, even if the house is freezing. But I can stay sober all day. I often have to drive shit for my job as well kek
>>39477905
>discussing politics on fb
why
Tfw going to a club tonight for my friends birthday
>>39477670
i did a bar crawl which was one pint at least in each pub, think we did 12 pubs, you had to do shots in some as well
but that was over quite a long period of time, in an evening probably about 6, don't really like drinking beer that much tbh
>>39477999
have fun lad
>>39477999
fucking normies i swear
beta uprising when comrades?
need sad music lads
>>39477999
which club la
>>39477939
What do you work as?
>>39476110
zuiplap aub
come back to the netherthread
>>39478015
>>39478035
Im hardly a normie im a fat virgin neet loser i just have a friend
>>39478034
Thanks lad im gonna try to not be wierd
>>39478076
Scary canary tbh only been once before and it was shit but my friend wanted to go so eh
>>39478015
>gif
Fuck off
choon tbh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l49tDwFSdbo
>>39477752
it's pretty good ngl
>>39478096
I work for a tool hire company. 25 grand a year to sort order forms and drive pneumatic drills to building sites. I always try to put cigarette burns in company cars/vans because I know the fucking managers all smoke in them and they would be too scared to bring it up as an issue. Fucking jobsworth pricks
>>39478172
saw em live a few years ago the bloody sax player flew around the stage on invisible string was fucking mad right
>>39478172
Was London really that clean?
