Sorry for previous thread failure but It was a new version I made and only first time I was hosting it, didn't expect 15 players and all slots full. I was overwhelmed but this one is different and proved to be stable and balanced for many many games.
We will not be doing Special Events because I'm expecting full game again and It's just too much of a hassle.
>>39233329
Romania
Romania
Any color
>>39233329
Allahustan
Cyan
Syria
>>39233385
Name change!
I am rather confused /int/... What the fuck do THE NATIVE AMERICAN WOMEN IN 2015 look like? FULL BLOOD, NATIVE AMERICAN WOMEN. The only shit I ever see are white women claiming they are like 1/24th cherokee or some shit.
What do legitimate native american females look like and where can I find them?
I will admit to you right here and now that I have a native american female fetish but.. What the fuck do they even look like!? Why do white people claim to be like 1/24th native? Its a fucking disgrace because you look NOTHING like how I imagine a native american female to look. Its infuriating. one female told me that and I wanted vomit because she just looked like a meth addicted, pancake assed, deflated breasted white bitch! Thats it!
Help!
![Detail_Lewis_Clark_Sacagawea[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rOnRaN9.jpg "Detail Lewis Clark Sacagawea[1]")
>>39234249
>>39234288
now what do they look like in 2015? What are their butts like? HAS ANYONE HERE FUCKED A FULL BLOODED NATIVE AMERICAN FEMALE!?
Also, thank you white people for killing their race into fucking oblivion... you killed them so hard that I don't even know what their women look like in 2015. FUCK YOU!
Mexican men w/o facial hair
Currently learning Russian. For Russians out there, do you have some cartoons to recommend to ease my learning?
cпacибo cyки )
You can talk to me through Skype or Mumble, if you want.
I want to start to learn. Specially Cyrillic. Anywhere i could start?
>>39178290
Learn these helpful phrases!
"I am sorry, officer. How much to pay you to let me go?"
"I need krokodil, how much for it?"
"If you touch my vodka, I will sell your kidneys!"
"This is a good kidney. You buy it!"
"Where are the guys squatting today?"
"How much for the tracksuit?"
"Is the dashcam working properly?"
"America is a shithole!"
These will help you fit right in, anon! God bless the Rodina!
Anyone up for a game of autism?
Testing an updated version of map, if you have any suggestions please tell me.
Normal roll values are just a little bit higher than on original version but Special Rolls should be okay plus with nice bonus from regions.
Read the rules and claim your nation.sig and color. Make a tripcode of course as well.
>>39093000
>Sri Lanka
>Dark Red
>Tamil Eelam
bretty gud map/rules btw, I like it
>>39093000
>empire of the isle of wight
>south uk
>cyan
Did Norway cuck Sweden and Finland to get these lands up there on the north?
cuck is a nice meme
>>39030917
>>39030883
The word cuck means literally anything now
>>39030883
No they belong to us. If anything Sweden should give back land to us and the Danish.
Please read the rules, they make this map exciting.
Be free to preroll if you're going to be inactive.
>>39029805
>Yellow
>Russia
>Khan
Macedonia
Alexander the Great
Red
>>39029957
oops, wrong trip
Anyone up for a game of autism? One and only SRB OP will be your host today.
Make a tripcode,choose your color and name of the nation. You must start from one of the main capitals that are on the map. We start with 4 players.
Read the rules before claiming of course. If you don't understand something, ask me.
>egypy
>yellow
>mamelukes
Empire Of Oklahoma has conquered North and South America. Onward to Europe! Gimme dat light blue, start me in Portugal.
>Empire of Oklahoma
>LB
>>39010960
well shit start me in morroco then
Europe is superior to the rest of the World
Lol. Just for that comment...
>Neo-Ottomans
>Whatever color
>Germany
>>38988080
What ever helps sleep at night
God damn it these threads are always just starting when I'm not home or about to go to bed.
Fry everything.
Post your fried food or anything else
>>38985612
fattigmann, deep fried cookie/pastry
it literally means "Poor man's cookies" because buying all the spices and whatever in them would make you a poor man
>>38985692
faggot man?
>>38985727
fatty man
http://news.discovery com/history/archaeology/for-allah-inscription-found-on-viking-era-ring-15031.htm
>'For Allah' Inscription Found on Viking Era Ring
>Featuring a pink-violet colored stone with an inscription that reads “for Allah” or “to Allah,” the silver ring was found during the 1872-1895 excavations of grave fields at the Viking age trading center of Birka, some 15.5 miles west of Stockholm.
Even in 850 A.C
SWEDEN YES
Proofs?
>>38988651
hahahahaha swedens yeses!!!
christendomies 0 - islamies 1!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, oh...
damn.
Things foreigners do that are weird.
>Polish people keep fishes in the bathtub for no reason
>>38976419
there is clearly a reason you stupid gook
they would die if it wasnt for the water
>Americans believe they're Irish
ZOMG so cringeworthy!!!!!!
That is a cute otter though :3
- Make a tripcode (Name#Password)
- Name your house and sigil, write your sigil in a tripcode and name of your house in your posts.
- State your desired color
- You have to roll 6 or higher in order to capture neutral hold but 8 or higher to capture the enemy hold.
I won't be doing Power rules because people often don't even read the rules so I don't want massive clusterfuck and people leaving the game, that's all.
We will play it as a simple standard Risk game you see everyday.
First mupdate will be after 4 players have claim their house.
>>38938997
House of Khan
Yellow
Start in King's Landing
>>38939095
I actually have a feeling no one will join because people are used to only play same maps over and over again with only sometimes a bit different rulesets but that's about it.
I see you are playing USA edition on /pol/, I saw it when OP started it like 2 and a half hours ago but nobody joined. I don't personally like it because It all goes down to one thing.
Western alliance vs Eastern. 2v2 most of the time and It's draw in the end.
>>38938997
House of Charles
start at The Dread Fort
Red
Continuation of Europe Risk
>>38889977
Don't roll to this mupdate, It's not finished yet.
>>38896551
Kek, i posted the clean template
>>38896562
top kek
MUPDATE 13
So, I think Green has left,Cyan as well, I don't know who else..
EUROPE WITH CAPITALS & FACTORIES
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Make a tripcode (Name#Password)
Use a signature as your name and write your nation in your post.
READ THE RULES before claiming!
OP will not be playing for faster mupdates and remember OP is always right!
Also, we will not be doing any Special Events because I personally think it's a waste of time and it just makes the game more confusing.
Russo-Serbian Federation
Red
Belgrade
>>38889977
>Red
>Morocco
>Khan
>>38890160
Dark blue then
>Sorry Rodney we only FUCK CANADIAN MEN, not Australia b0ys
I think Canada has finally snapped.
Come here, it's okay. The big bad Lesotho can't hurt you anymore.
10/10 thread mate I lolled hard
rodney isnt really an australian name, try bazza or gazza instead
