>you will never be a New Zealander
>you will never shag a sheep
>you will never have le weed man as PM
>you will never check your privilege
Kill me
Friendly reminder Canacucks unironically voted this man into power
>you will never be arrested for growimg a tomato plant in your own garden
Try to find a flaw
Spoiler alert: You can't
Their cheese has holes in it and the army knives don't have locking blades.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2XTuc6i1Uo
>>61021798
not enough diversity
Hey guys I hate my country. What language do I learn to have maximum fun when I take my savings and leave. Ps no french because I already know it and hate it.
Walloon
>>61021695
Spanish. Everyone will speak it someday.
>>61021717
What in the fuck. How did I not hear of this beautiful language
As much as I hate /int/ Canadians, Canadian coins are kind of cool
>>61021688
we don't have a penny anymore you retard.
>>61021714
What do you mean? I get your pennies in change all the time
>>61021734
Canada stopped using pennies like every self-respecting nation did, because pennies are more expensive to make than what it's worth. Biggest waste of money ever, and you never use them anyway.
I really really want a gf that calls me a dirty sandnigger and tells me to fuck off from her country where i resume goatfucking all day long
anime
>>61021665
Well why don't you get one faggot?
Get an Australian gf
hypno edition
>>61021569
hello yes ching chong ding dong
we should forge an allegiance with the Turks
>29℃ >humidity95% >rainy >no wind
They say it's gonna be 35'C today, but at least pretty dry air. Summer fuck yeah
>>61021385
> Tfw somewhat comfortable 21°C
Welcome to rainy season you fuck
Was Muhammad(PBUH) a Muslim?
me on the left
>>61021365
naw dude he was clearly Confucian
No, Muhammad was violent(I mean you would be too, he grew up in a white supremacist Christian world during the Crusades) but the Quran is all about peace, he wasn't a true Muslim re *gets beheaded for talking bad about Muhammad*
Muslims are peaceful people!
Are you like Udon?
>>61021328
Is it vegan?
In what way?
>>61021328
Am I similar to udon? No not really
1 your flag
2 what does it mean?
i think mines obvious, i expect an explanation from brasil tho
>>61021175
A pickled plum and rice
>>61021175
It means we are cucks to the british.
Union Jack + Commonwealth Star + Southern Cross constellation
Which state has the best flag and why is it Texas?
>other states literally cannot compete
Mississippi
>>61021150
>stealing the Chilean flag
Puerto Rico
>Ameriweebs
>Trump supporters
>>61021096
well they seem retard so, pretty standard for weebs.
why is the "alt-right" allowed to exist?
>be kiwi
>I'm in my study when I hear a loud knock on the door
>Look through the peep hole -- men with guns in unmarked uniforms
>"YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS TO OPEN UP BEFORE WE KICK DOWN THIS DOOR!"
>quickly scramble and hide all my tomato babies under the basement floorboards
>Get back to the door
>"Hello, lads."
>"Sir, we've received reports you may be harboring undersirables."
>"I'm not sure what that could be about."
>"Mind if we take a look inside?"
>"S-sure."
>They trash my house and finally get to the basement, pacing around, checking corners with a flashlight.
>Eventually they see my shit coverup job at the floorboards and drag my tomato plants out of the floor, take them to the wall, and summarily execute them with a pistol
>I'm placed under arrest and sentenced to 20 years in secret prison without trial for grand treason and harboring enemies of the state
>be in back streets of Auckland
>sneak into alley
>check over my shoulder
>proceed
>shady looking maoris in tracksuits surround me with guns
>"lits make thus quck"
>terrified.png
>I can barely get the words out
>"o-one home g-grown salad please"
>be kiwi
>have a secret garden
>gestapo finds and destroys it
>I'm marked with a yellow carrot badge I have to wear everywhere I go so people can instantly identify me as a gardener
>Eventually I'm shipped in a sheep train car to a secret camp where I am forced to dress as a sheep while guards beat and rape me
>Any day now they will be sending me to the slaughterhouse and make veal out of me
>month three in Waikeria Prison
>Maori gangs agreed to stop raping me if I got them some "produce"
>agree to grow cucumbers in my large intestine and trade them for protection
>trade biscuits from mum for potting soil and cucumber seeds
>few weeks later, guards get a tip from my tweaker cellmate
>they pin me to my cot and fish nine fully grown cucumbers from my anus
>get another five years added to my sentence
do you hate Japan?
>>61020859
NO WHO WOULD HATE JAPAN?! JAPAN IS PERFECT NO ONE SHOULD HATE JAPAN WEE ALL LOVE JAPAN!!!
>>61020859
Only if they keep their hands off Pearl Harbor
>>61020859
Who doesn't?
How to get an Australian gf?
Be Australian
>>61020847
you go down under
take from that what you wish
>>61020847
point your finger at a passerby without him noticing. It won't help you get a gf but it's good for a prank or a funny joke
