>>52256830
Pertamax for kaskus
you forgot this one
>>52256830
South Korea = China
Their breath stinks and polite air entirely
Why are Germans such bros? I'm friends with more German exchange student friends at college than Americans. The Chinese, Indian, Korean and French students aren't this nice, just the Germans.
the only german guy i've conversed with in person was a black dude who was a pretentious cunt who got kicked out of a party
maybe white germans are nicer
stuck up pretentious af and incredibly arrogant
>>52256622
i wonder why
River-Plate supporter is group of robbery injury crime.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPB7Vg41feM
>>52256458
>as audience, gaijins visit Japan to watch football national match
>and then take an act of attacking and plundering
why? why gaijins?
>>52256868
they want to spread their fan culture because it is what they do back home
>>52256458
duh
DAY ONE
>party at thia qt flat
>shes hot but complete slut, most od my feiends banged her
>so its end of the party only me her and other couple sexing in the bathroom
>i play it cool acting way too much drunk that i am
>she starts playing with my cock trough trousers - holy smokes!
>we kiss long as fuck when she takes him out and starts masturbating me
>feels glorious
>then when i cum i farted really loud
>she giggles but no worries
>her face starts turning from playful to disgusted
>i actually took small diahrea shit on the couch!
>when i was cumming and she starts to backing up watching at me terrified
>ITS MY ASS TAKING A PISS I CANT STOP PEEING WITH SHIT FROM MY ASSHOLE
>run to bathroom still leaking
>its locked but after a second a couple goes out
>only to see me leaking and TAKING LITERAL PISS FROM ASSHOLE HOLY SHIT
>they laugh and shes outraged
>me and my diahrrea run from there
now t
people call me that-one-whose-ass-arent-clean (obsraniec)
what could i do i moved to UK but tommorow getting back on christmas and so nervous.
>>52256300
wish me luck
Are the atheists in your cunt as autistic as they are in mine?
>>52256244
do you unironically believe in god?
>>52256272
I couldn't give less of a shit really but if I were to answer I'd say yes I guess
>>52256297
I don't get people like you 'casual' christians.
I mean, if I really believed that I will go either to heaven or hell, dependant on my life in this world, I would do everything in my power to make sure I do everything in my power to get to heaven.
Ask a seperatist anything
>>52256215
FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF YOU PIECE OF SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT YOU FUCKING FAGGOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT GET THE FUCK OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT LEAVE ALL OF NORTH AMERICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Would you like to become a french region if you became independant ?
> speaking spanish with a lisp, especially if you arent from Spain
>speaking spanish
>>52256158
>white girl speaks spanish
>everyone starts cheering and whistling
>>52256278
Jesus. Talk about a rare pepe...
>be rich, godchosen, smart, amaing russian Jewish dude
>stuck in russia while you can fuck Latina, Asian, Black, mixed, anglospehere, scandinavian, med qts
How can I fail this this of the much?
Am I the woest here?
>>52256105
come home brown man
>>52256105
>There are people on God's green Earth who want to fuck Anglo women
Why?
>Be American lawyer.
>Make more in two hours than the average Russian makes in an entire month.
>Make more than the average Russian does in a year in two weeks.
Should I save up some of my money and retire in Russia? If I worked for a few more years here I would never have to work again.
>>52256094
This is your future in Russia anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTASOZD-s-I
>>52256094
There are better places to live
>>52256166
>GOD DAMN IT
Jesus christ what a fucking pansy.
anyone up
ayy lmao
How's it going poland?
>>52255908
Yes, Poland. How was your day today?
>tfw no israel gf
>>52255841
aren't you full?
First for she has a vib in her cunt.
CHILD
BIRTHING
HIPS
>be me
>be a few days ago
>trying to go to bed
>jerked off, ate some food, still tired
>Decided to have a drink
>ends up being a few drinks
>get really drunk
>drunk me decides that making some coffee and ordering a pizza is a good idea
>drunk me thinks its also good idea to stay up all night because why not?
>drunk me was wrong
>Wake up hungover as shit 4 hours late for work
>used up all my sick days on previous poor decisions
It was Friday so no biggie but still I might have a problem.
So /int/ whats your cunt and drink of choice?
so, do you legit think you have a problem, like drinking everyday?
or are you just a moron who can't handle his liquor when he decides to get drunk out of the blue once every 3 months?
usa
coffee
don't listen to canada, you did good
>>52255886
I wouldn't call it a problem
>It's getting cold, isn't it?
I fucking wish it was, the temperature's finally rising and all the bugs and mosquitos are starting to appear.
/Southern Hemisphere/ thread
>>52255685
What's it like never seeing the big dipper?
>>52255969
Doesn't really bother me. You can barely even see stars let alone constellations here in Lima due to light pollution. One time I saw Orion though.
>>52256071
Never gone to the countryside and stargazed?
Ohuyennyi tred edition.
>>52255560
post qt russian gurls
Soo.
did any of you guys did military service?
Really a fan of rus military
>>52255560
looks cold
Whoa, Anon, how can you cope with winter in Norway?
It must be soooo co-
kinda cold tobeh
>>52255491
Wait, it's autumn yet, winter will sure be more col-
bwahaha
