Ha paбoтy c бoдyнa edition
Invited: Everyone
Not invited: haters
Интepecнo, кaкoвo paбoтaть 6/1, этo жe пocтoяннo тaкoй пиздeц пoлyчaeтcя. У мeня дpyг тaк paбoтaeт, для нeгo пocтoяннo пoнeдeльник - oчeнь плoхoй дeнь.
Aлco, кaк пpoвeли выхoдныe, aнтyaны?
>>60092125
>Aлco, кaк пpoвeли выхoдныe, aнтyaны?
B пятницy вeчepoм пocлe paбoты бyхaл нa хaтe y дpyгa, cжeг гaлcтyк, дoпycтив eгo cтoлкнoвeниe c yглями кaльянa.
B cyббoтy кypил кaлик нa yлицe, нaпиcaл нa бaдy тян вoзлe нac, пpиeхaлa няшнaя yзбeчкa, пoтycoвaлиcь, выeбaть нe yдaлocь, нo пococaлиcь.
Пpидя дoмoй, ceл кaпчeвaть и игpaть в игpы дo 10 yтpa, лeг cпaть и пpocнyлcя в 6 вeчepa, пoшeл вo двop пить пивo.
Пocпaл 6 чacoв, ceйчac в eбyчeм мeтpo eдy нa paбoтy, cчитaю, чтo в дpecc кoдe нaдo paзpeшить бpючныe шopты для кyнoв, жapкo я eбaл. Paбoтaю инжeнepoм нa зaвoдe, нo нaчaльcтвo тpeбyeт вcё paвнo пpихoдить в pyбaшкe, бpюкaх/джинcaх и гaлcтyкe.
Фceм пpивeтики в этoм чaти:))
Is he the handsomest world leader currently?
would give my boipussi for citizenship
>>60091673
he's no Joko Widodo
Yes. I would go as far as saying EVER.
ITT we thank whatever country we want for whatever we think is good from them.
Thank you Brazil for Neymar.
>>60091609
fuck you
>An American replies to your thread
Hello I'm from America
>>60091433
POOPY!!!AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHH XDXDXDXDXD
>>60091433
poopy POOPY CACA PEE PEE POO POO PANTS LOL HAGAHAHAHAHHYA
Do Europeans ever wish their immigrants were western catholics and hard working asians like ours?
CHI
>>60091416
>""""""""""""western"""""""""" """"""""""""catholics""""""""""
If you're talking about spics Jeb pls go
>>60091416
>An african country filled with niggers bragging about inmigration.
The battle is lost for you, at least we have hope.
>50%+ chance of talking to a shitskin behind an US flag because young White people are already a minority in the US
>higher chance of talking to a White Brazilian than a White American because only White people are educated enough to be fluent in English and have an interest in other cultures in Brazil
>mfw
If Trump doesn't get elected, your country will be literally Brazil 2.0 in a few decades in terms of racial composition.
>>60091307
>>50%+ chance of talking to a shitskin behind an US flag because young White people are already a minority in the US
That's assuming an equal percentage of each demographic use 4chan, which I think is not true.
>There is a 100% chance you're talking to a monkey when you see a Brazilian flag though
>>60091366
>over 50% chance of talking to a emoji when you see a canadian flag.
A FUCKING COCA COLA TRUCK
>>60091619
hold nu kæft
stop trying to make this a meme this won't be a meme
Worst:
>Israel
>Canada
Best:
>Turkey
>South Korea
>Japan
>>60091139
that is a perfect map
Why? Israelis are seem to be rather nice despite of memes.
Worst:
Israel
USA
Honduras
Pooland
South Africa
Best:
Canada
UK
Brazil
Argentina
Kazakhstan
Tell me about São Paulo, Rio de Janeiro, Brasília.
I'm a university student and every year my summer vacation fucking sucks.
This summer I'll go to there alone, just for kicks.
Rio is a meme city
Sao Paulo is better city if you want to see a cosmopolitan city
Brasilia is boring
>>60091091
Alô. If do you want come here for any vacation, go to Rio. São Paulo capital is a sheet, in the interior of the state we have many cool touristic points, but Rio is an touristic city, so...
Oh, don't go to Brasília. It's our capital, but you can face some of our whorst thieves, the politicians.
>>60091091
there is a literal olympics when you go
>noise and festivities because muh olympics
>favelas will be cordoned off, security everywhere
>brazilian monkeys come out of the forest and start robbing the world
>zika virus turns average brazilian into a morlock
>all hell breaks loose, you and a group of other tourists must escape post-apocalyptic rio
>a year later it becomes a theme park for survivalists, brazilian economy recovers and post-apocalyptic shit hole unironically is an improvement for brazil
Hilo conosureño.
invitados : Argentina, Chile, Uruguay
invitados especiales : Costa Rica y Panama
no invitados : el resto
mexico > el resto de los sudaCACAS
que pelotudo que sos por dios
anime
>American """""""""""""""men"""""""""""""""""""""""
If you asked, he wouldn't say he's American
>>60090939
I can't believe I am older than this man. He looks 34 years old
>>60091097
Well, he is a grandmother at heart
>re-read
>grandmother in heart
If a Finn has a child with a 50% African 50% Finnish mixed woman, the child just comes out looking Finnish.
>>60090850
she looks Indonesian...
Are Indonesian a mix of Finnish and blacks?
It happens. It's a phenomenon known as overdominance.
The counterbalance is funny though. If the daughter has a kid with a white guy, he could come out black looking as dominant traits have a tendency to skip one generation.
JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL
LIVING IN A LONELY WORLD
I LOVE WHEN GREAT WHITES FLY
>>60090860
Awwh fuck off.
ITT:/int/ in 2020
>>60090393
DUDE WW3 LMAO
>>60090393
Man I'm glad we elected Trump and built that wall! I finally have a good job, a nice, white wife, and we are expecting our second child! I can afford all the gasoline and ammo I want to fuel my hobbies of shooting and going out on weekend cruises! Who else is going to vote for his reelection this fall? I know I am!
given up on gf 2020, getting a headstart on gf 2021 tee bee aitch lads
If Brazil is Russia and Argentina is Italy, what about the rest?
Chile is Prussia, duh :^)
Ecuador is switzerland :)
>>60090334
Venezuela = Greece?
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