>BOOM BOOM SMASH CRASH BANG BONK BOING SMASH CRASH BASH
THIS is ALL it TAKES for some nigger to break into your house
how would /int/ defend their home, property and family?
>>56663516
Throw a handful of spiders at him
>>56663622
that looks delicious
Knock him over the head with an empty beer bottle.
One of things which jap monkey makes so ugly compere Korean beautiful people, is ugly short legs.
Jap legs are short as fuck as ugly as sin. It reminded me lazy wild pig.
>>56663404
Jap legs are short as fucking ugly as hell.
This is 10/10super model in jap land
interesting...
can someone tell me how to get a gf like this one please?
She's so cute it makes my heart melt ;-;
>>56663396
That's just grass mate, why would you want to date a plant?
Fucking stop already
>>56663458
because DUDE, WEED, LMAO
>your country
>do you have a dogo ?
>>56662969
yeh I dogged your mum
>>56662990
came here to post this you dog cunt
>>56662969
I am Australian
Yes I have an Australian Cattle Dog. Great little guy.
Pic related, my dogs breed but not my dog
>see shitpost
>reply to it with an angry comment
>later remember that it was me who made the post
>>56662880
lol
haha
funny
>>56662966
thanks for bumping my thread you autistic shit
Describe the average day of the poster above you
>wake up
>country flooded again
>>56662784
>wake up
>do some drugs
>decide whether I want my country to be referred to as The Netherlands or Holland
>Walk outside my front door
>took too big a step and ended up in Germany
>>56662827
>wake up
>mommy get the crane i need to go pee pee
>piss pants because mom is dead from diabetes
>roll outside
>get shot for not driving a car
>go to hospital
>that'll be $800.000 sir plus interest
>can't pay
>go to prison
>get shanked by tyrone
>hospital refuses to take you in because of debts
>die
>jew who owns both the hospital and the xxxxl casketery rubs his hands
Ask a guy who went to a almost majority muslim highschool.
How often do you pray to Allah (pbuh)?
How often did class get disrupted so everyone could face a wall and pray?
iktf bro
SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME TO PAY THE ALIMONY
I AIN'T THE DARKEST GUY IN MY BED
I WAS LOOKING IN DESPAIR WITH MY FINGERS IN MY HAIR
AT MY WIFE AND HER BUCK FROM MY KEK SHED
WELL
THE BILLS START COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING
STATEMENTS OVERDRAWN, CANNOT BE FORGIVEN
DIDN'T MAKE SENSE NOT TO GO INSANE
FUCKED MY SHIT UP NOW I'M IN EXTREME PAIN
TOO MUCH TO PAY
TOO MUCH IN DEBT
SO WHAT'S WRONG WITH FLEEING TO CUBA
YOU'LL FOREVER KNOW IF YOU GET HITCHED
YOU'LL ALWAYS KNOW 'CAUSE SHE'S A BITCH
HEY NOW
YOU'RE A HAS-BEEN
SHE BROKE YOU AND BETRAYED
HEY NOW
YOU'RE ALL WASHED UP
IN YOUR MISERY YOU'LL WADE
IF ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD
GIVE IT TO MY WIFE
TO BE SOOOLLDDDD
gay thread
/ausnz/ lol
What went wrong?
The French
The Spanish
The HRE
Denmark
Italy
Poland/Lithuania
Russia
>>56662044
>The HRE
Did you know this interesting fact that the Holy Roman empire is neither Holy nor Roman?
>>56663328
Did you (guys) know Estonians can vote online now?
>Canadians and Australians have the queen on their currency
lel
>Americans have 50 Somali cuckstamps on their flag
>american currency not even waterproof
>Americans are the only anglo nation not to have the Queen on their currency
wew lad
I guess you're in good company with irish """"people"""""
Just fuck my currency up.
>>56660850
The last time I checked, it was almost 1.5 more. Good job.
>>56660872
>m-muh HDI!
>>56660872
>aus shitposts
>first reply is an americuck deepthroating his cock
like clockwork
Germans of /pol/. I'm doing some questions in my textbook (intermediate German) and I could use some help. We had to change sentences by changing the beginnings/endings of words, so tell me if these make sense:
1. Trotz das schlechte Wetter spielen wir Fußball.
Me: Trotz das schlechte Wetter gespielt wit Fußball.
2. Wir haben ein Haus außerhalb die Stadt kaufen.
Me: Wir hatte ein Haus außerhalb die Stadt gekauft.
3. Ohne er gehen ich nicht ins Kino
Me: No idea desu senpai
4. Während die Woche haben ich kein zeit
Me: Während diese Woche hatte ich keine zeit.
5. Wegen diese laute Muzik können ich nicht schlafen.
Me: Wegen die laute Musik konnte ich nicht schlief.
How did I do? Advice?
/int//* sorry this was a copy paste.
Is it intended that all off those sentences have errors in them?
Does it matter if the new sentences are in different tenses/have a slightly different meaning?
>>56660817
Do they? The tenses can change as far as I know. Let me show you the example correction.
Example: wegen/die Feiertage/bleiben/die Bäckerei/geschlossen
to: Wegen der Feiertage bleibt die Bäckerei geschlossen.
Do the original ones have errors? e.g. is Troz das schlechte Wetter spielen wir Fussball incorrect?
What is the best country for NEET to live in?
Turkmenistan.
>>56660669
You know the fucking answer very well.
Obviously Sweden.
JAPPAAAAAAAAAAN x3 can't you see how easy life is there? in anime, all you have to do is just use your parents money xDD go buy anime or figurines or soemthing lol or just listen to jpop and chill at the local bathhouse (._. ) but be careful it gets chilly in winter lmao x3
Turkey will never EVER
E V E R
be European.
Australia is more European than Turkey.
no shit, you came from england
inb4 diaspora cockroaches
WE WHITE, K*RDS ARE BROWN
>the only thing australians have contributed to this world is low quality and repetitive posts usually mocking other countires to a chinese form owned by a chinese knock off of moot about cartoons
>mfw aussies will defend this
>>56659965
what a picardy...
we invented wifi m8, no joke
>>56660100
>australians invented wifi so they could shitpost while shitting
