Why aren't you guys in bed? Don't you have work tomorrow?
>>59950119
Why aren't you?
>>59950128
Because this isn't about me, this is about you.
>Make thread
>Nobody responds
>Not even to shitpost
>>59949952
>make thread
>first post is either british, american, australian, or brazilian
>be you
>suck so much basketballs and dick that you can't see this is not your personal blog
>try to post to /b/
>post to /int/ instead
WHY DON'T THEY RESPOND UAAAAAAAA
>make a thread with an inflammatory remark
>an American takes it seriously
Wanted to take this opportunity to thank all our supporters on this board and for fighting for the range ban on aussies to be lifted.
I don't know if it's always been like this and I just didn't notice, but at this point in time it's clear that The Guardian is basically a vehicle for disingenuous people to peddle their PC bullshit, and in a way that is dishonest and shows close to no journalistic integrity. The writers know that most of its readers are unscrupulous people who will latch onto whatever stance looks the most progressive on the surface, and the paper capitalises on this like it's going out of style.
As someone on the left I'm pissed off that what is supposed to be one of the most prominent liberal papers has turned into cancerous shit, and I think other leftists should feel the same way. The only reason I don't give it one star is because of my bias to it thanks to it being a left-wing paper. Everything else about it is shit.
All me tbqh
'Twas the night before easter, when all the aussies were posting
The leaf fags all cry, they can't handle the roasting
"Fucking leaf, aye cunt!?" The aussies did bants, before they pulled down their maple loving pants
"Stick it in bruce!" dave-o said with glee, "this leafs gonna get it, he he he!"
As he made the leaf his bitch, he whispered "you're mine, canuck", and "that's what you get, for being such a cuck"
>Have native mom
>Have to go visit my grandparents for my grandpa's birthday
>Haven't seen them in years
>Get to their house
>Everyone is already drunk
>My mom's obeast sisters start fighting for some reason
>They're so drunk none of their punches are connecting
>They sit down for a mid-fight "break"
>Hear massive thud
>A drunk guy fell down in the kitchen
>Watch 4 equally drunk natives try to help him up
>They're stumbling everywhere
>Grandpa already so drunk he passed out
>Massive commotion outside
>Drunk guy started to beat his wife
>Mom and I take the opportunity to sneak out
>Mom cries silently on our way home
>Get back to the city
>See a drunk native man offering window cleanings at an intersection
>Light turns red
>Native man gets up to hassle random drivers
>Falls down and spills his dirty bug filled water all over himself
>Mom cries even harder now
Such is life
Why don't Natives just not drink?
>>59949815
Fuck if I know. I never understood it myself, I hate the taste of alcohol
>>59949841
WHAT YOU SAVAGE GET OUT
ALCOHOL IS THE NECTAR OF THE GODS, YOU FOOL
ITT: Post some creature from your country's folklore.
Pic related is Big Soft(Fofão in portuguese). He was born from some man's ballsack that was chopped off by his wife after he cheated on her. He can be seen climbing walls in the streets at the midnight looking for women to kill. Big Soft also have a knife inside his throat that he uses to cut off the clitoris of his victims before killing them, after that he adds the clitoris to his collection. In some regions, Big Soft is associated with the Sack Man, a entity that kidnap children that disobey their parents.
what the fuck brazil
he's just a tv show character
fuck off you retard
MOVE FORWARD
LOOK TO THE SIDE
What kind of bath tubs does your country have?
This is mine
>>59949659
That doesn't make sense
>bath tubs
pussy
>>59949659
I remember you
Go and take a shower
What happens here?
Hell if we know.
You'd have a better chance of getting an accurate response from asking a German meteorologist about the weather.
Elmendorf
>>59949633
I don't know, but there was a cutie gogo dancer who use to post videos on youtube. All I wanted to do was rescue her from that frozen shithole wasteland and now she is gone.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSlwFjOJtW_4UiqEjSwoc4A
Goodmorning /int/
it's like one am
oh my god
>>59949715
Gojira!
Can we all agree that every Canadian needs to be IP banned? Please???
no. there are a few canabros
>>59949519
Sorry if we offended you "homie"
>>59949519
They're clearly incapable of handling the bantz
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KesRfh9rrv
It's 30 fucking degrees Celsius this entire week lads fucking save me.
>Celsius
>hating the heat
honourary europoor, welcome
>it's 36 degrees tomorrow
>>59949396
I'm not prepared for this
why are the canadians such cucks to the poms?
>>59949182
Australian women LOVE being Canadian Cock Concubines™ (CCCs)
>>59951543
say gday to ur mum for me
>>59949182
What are you trying to say? Get that cock out of your mouth and try again. I know it's national sorry day but you need to take a breath
If your country is smaller than Pluto then you live in a literal non-country.
>muh Australia so big
>99% of the population only lives in the coasts because the rest is a shithole barren desert
>>59949179
the only good thing about australia's size is that the australian girls will keep far from the abos and not mix
>>59949290
Yeah, but it's shithole barren desert that we can mine.
ITT: /int/ in 1979
>>59949043
Missing Rhodesia.
Going to Iran as an American Ambassador, wish me luck ;)
>>59949043
if im american, DUDE ALIEMS
>Putin wants to exterminate this
No.
WTF I LOVE UKRAINE NOW
WTF I HATE RUSSIA NOW
...
I prefer an Argentinian qt .t.b.h
>>59949091
>I prefer nigeresses
