New Zealand Appreciation Thread
NEW ZEALAND
NEW ZEALAND
YOU VERY NICE PLACE
>Despite the blunder at ANZAC Cove, the New Zealand soldiers fought valiantly throughout the campaign but it was a failed venture overall. The estimated casualties on both sides were 392,000 of whom 131,000 were killed, with New Zealand casualties of 2,721 dead and 4,852 wounded. The Allied forces eventually evacuated in December 1915 and early January 1916.
>>61485826
They shoulda winged it when they could and just have sailed through, the ships were expendable, the straight wasn't thoroughly mined and the turks were bluffing with their forts and artillery(they didn't have enough ammunition and the only ships that were vulnerable were deminers)
An american walks into a bar and orders a drink.
A Mexican walks into a bar and cooks up the bar snacks.
>>61485579
Get shot
>be me
>be a tourist in New York
>buy heroin from a nigga pusher
>put it into your vein
>all of a sudden a muscle cop stops you in the street
>boy you look weird, let's go to the police station
>come on, confess you're omn drugs
>a cop arrests you for being on heroin
>boy, you'll be punished, but you can avoid it
>how?
>pound my bitch cop muscle ass hard with you twink cock!!!
Cyкa, кaкoй жe ты eбaнyтый.
>>61485563
Well did you full Berserk on him?
>>61485613
I beheaded him for offering such nasty things
tell me about this country
I see posters from it sometimes but they dont say much
how white are they?
is it the best country in south america?
whats the weather like?
are the girls cute?
what are the politics like?
tell me general things about this cunt
ur a gay
>>61485229
hi anon. AMA.
>how white are they?
pretty white
>is it the best country in south america?
hard to say but if you have money is a nice place but if you are poor you'll have a hard time trying to improve your situation
>whats the weather like?
4 seasons, cold winter (0 - 15 C) , hot summer (15 - 35 C). too fucking humid all year round.
>are the girls cute?
yes and also nice. love foreign people, you'll drown in pussy if you are not too autistic.
>what are the politics like?
second national sport. legal abortion, legal weed. kind of leftist liberal at the moment.
>>61486283
Who do these islands belong to?
Why don't you travel the world while you're young?
You'll regret not doing it when you're old.
>have to save dosh
>saving dosh eats up my time to travel
>time eats up my youth
JUST
honestly im glad i moved out now i have much more wonderlust than i had before. i just feel like seeing all these places is possible and not only a fools dream. shengen makes it super easy in Europe, after that ill think about rest of the world
>>61485261
Travelling is dirt cheap now. Don't live in an expensive apartment and don't eat junk that costs a lot.
>>61485312
Go to Hong-Kong, Malaysia and Singapore. You wouldn't want to go home again.
Translate into your native tongue:
Prendre mes cheveux au bordel .
"fous-moi le bordel"
"Encule-moi la chevelure"
<<encule moi ,moi je l'exprimerais comme ça.>>
Does your language have any unique slang expressions that are common?
Simplemente coger mi mierda .
>>61485156
Barbier: "Quel coupe que tu veux?"
Lui: "Décalisse moué ça. "
>>61485156
Barbeiro: Qual tipo de corte você quer?
Ele: Apenas foda a minha merda
Does your language have tounge twisters? An example in English would be the classic
"She sells seashells on the seashore
The shells she sells are sea-shells, I'm sure
For if she sells sea-shells on the sea-shore
Then I'm sure she sells sea-shore shells."
Der Piraten-Zungenbrecher
Wenn prahlerische Piraten pikanten Piratenbraten braten,
wird pikanter Piratenbraten von prahlerischen Piraten gebraten.
Schmetterlings-Zungenbrecher
Wenn schöne Schmetterlinge schlichte Schlager schmettern,
werden schlichte Schlager von schönen Schmetterlingen geschmettert.
Der Wikinger-Zungenbrecher
Wenn viele wilde Winkingerinnen viele Wicken pflücken,
werden viele Wicken von vielen wilden Wikingerinnen gepflückt.
Der Rentier-Zungenbrecher
Wenn rennende Rentiere Rentierrennen
rennen,
rennen rennende Rentiere Rentierrennen.
Der Frosch-Zungenbrecher
Wenn viele flinke Frösche
viele fiegende Fliegen fangen,
fangen viele flinke Frösche
viele fliegende Fliegen.
Der Drachen Zungenbrecher
Wenn dröge Drachen, hinter drögen Drachen, dröhnende Drachen steigen lassen,
lassen dröge Drachen, hinter drögen Drachen,dröhnende Drachen steigen.
Sara shara shir sameach, shir sameach shara sara
>>61484993
dal sarkar kartal kalkar,kartal kalkar dal sarkar
>you're countree
>your favourite 'za
oh man barbecue chicken 'za every time
fridgesweeper'za is the best 'za
>/ck/ memes
Is natalism still a problem in your country?
It's weird seeing hueland in the blue.
No one ever talks about bringing rapefugees or anything here.
>>61483940
Yes, and those who have more children by far are migrants and gypsies.
>>61483940
The US has been below 2 since 2009. We first world now.
This is a shit map. Might as well edit Portugal as well.
Wtf, I hate italians now?
>>61483857
But Mariociscu, you are the italian
>>61483932
shut your dirty mouth
>>61483857
>implying Italians are Romans
>implying Romanians are Dacians
Found the most american on our planet Earth
https://youtu.be/C-iu8o5EObg
FUCCCC I need some popeyes
I apologize for this, we could have stopped it.
HOW DOES THIS HAVE 150K VIEWS HOLY SHIT
Nuke us. Just end it.
one of these people is Swedish, the other is French
can you pick out which one's which?
>femlettes
seriously
>>61483457
>liking tall chicks
LOW TEST
Palestinians speak arabic.
Why their is no P in arabic ?
How can people claim a land which they cant pronounce properly ?
It's pronounced Filisṭīn in Arabic.
>>61483360
filitstin
Israel is not pronounced with an S
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voiceless_dental_and_alveolar_lateral_fricatives
Why do slavs love cats so much?
>>61483030
slavs love every creature on this earth... except muslims
Cats are comfy pets. Plus you can't really own dogs when you live in a commieblock so kot is best.
>>61483030
I dont,
just yesterday I popped some kot crossing my yard with my bb gun....all the while having an urge to grill him.
guess I must be an asian in slavlands
>"you stupid fucking manlet do you even know what year it is"
>"okay calm down Justin please"
Justin "bustin the beaner" Trudeau
>>61482862
Trudeau forever
Why is he so angry ?
Is it because he is a teacher ?
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