>over 10 years of watching American media in English every single day
>learned the entire language through films and tv-shows
>still no idea how baseball or football work
In the first you throw some ball and somebody has to hit it with a bat? then run maybe? The second is a total mystery beyond 'you huddle up and throw a ball, occasionally run with it'
Also apparently both events require two coaches screaming and cursing at the top of their lungs and spitting something that's occasionally brown.
Why you gotta complicate shit so much?
Just read the wikipefia page of baseball
It's easy. Now football is much more complicated
>>61488367
not really
Everything begins once the pitcher throws the ball. There are three outcomes to the throw
1. Strike (in a hittable area for the batter but the batter misses/didn't swing) Three strikes lead to an out
2. Ball (not in hittable area (can become a strike if the batter swings on this pitch)) Four balls lead to the hitter going to first base for free
3. Hit (they run to first base)
This next portion mostly applies to what happens after a hit:
>the batter (now runner) has to run to first base. When your on a base you are safe unless the person with the ball gets their first. you have to make it to all four bases to get a run.
Jayzus fawk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7WGV8t5Xj8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-Su0dcP2VA
>>61488260
One day we'll start killing people over here just for being moroccans and it'll be glorious.
Made me point my finger and scream TAKBIR 2bh
>>61488260
me in the first video
How do we save Europe? Is it in danger of the people and culture dying?
-"Terrorists attacked Switzerland!!!!"
*Nobody gives a flying fuck*
Safety through blandness.
>>61488192
>safetugal
>>61488192
>Spain is 3rd
Why is this meme? Why the hell would they attack us and not literally every other important EU country? What do they gain from doing an attack on a memeber that has NO say whatsoever? Why isn't Germoney higher? This is some weird ass memery you've got going on here.
>inb4 11M
Inside job.
Is it weird for people to eat eggs for lunch or dinner in your country
Canada
Yes, it's odd to eat eggs as a meal other than for breakfast
Not weird, although eating eggs for lunch usually means that you don't have anything else to eat.
You never have fried egg sandwiches for lunch?
>>61488023
that is a breakfast food though
>jewish state
>doesn't control judea
>>61487732
but we do
>>61487732
uh what
>>61487732
> Palestine is a sovereign country
Which country is the most welcoming of foreigners?
Depends on the ethnic background.
>>61487684
i'm greek
>>61487378
I think it must be the USA or Brazil because those are countries made up of immigrants ++???
or maybe Sweden
Which country has the best women?
>be Finnish
>find Finnish women disgustingly revolting
>not gay
Help!
Source for how the average Finnish girl looks https://www.instagram.com/explore/tags/suomityttö/
You mean average White trash?
https://www.instagram.com/afinnishlady/
>>61487344
this is hella disgusting my dude
Where was you when Ireland was kill?
http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/684088/Ireland-leave-EU-five-years-three-million-migrants-expert-warns-Brexit-referendum
the uk is still going to have to take migrants anyway
>"What can we do to encourage our members to not follow the UK in suit?"
>"I know! Let's shit on them some more!"
>Daily Express
Why are British tabloids so fucking shitty?
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OLD THREAD:>>61448880
1st for polfus and trannies
>>61485244
>>61485205
Just FYI I would recommend never cooking for your qt. I had a pretty nice Indian girl on here who stopped talking to me. The reason was that her aunt died of Malaria and to cheer her up I cooked some authentic Chicken Korma on webcam. She said it was her aunts recipe.
To try and make her laugh anyway, I decided to 'Russian up' the recipe by pouring in some vodka and wrapping the naan bread around a raw potato. She didn't laugh, and got pissed at me for insulting her aunt. I got angry at her and send her vocaroo of her dead aunt speaking in a russian accent ordering 'vodka korma' and saying she prefers it to chicken korma. She stopped talking after that.
>>61486705
Op this is the new pastebin.
http://pastebin.com/vt3wZ0NU
You are now the leader of your country.
What do you do?
put all the right wingers on a boat to europe and start a socialist paradise
>>61486611
>send all right wingers to europe
>95% of the population is gone
>everyone left is a shut-in redditor
smart
Populism until the people like me enough that I can dismantle the Legislative and Judicial Powers and get elected Emperor.
Then do the best I can for the people.
what does /int/ think of this country?
>>61486467
troubled
Still less fucked than Mexico
>>61486467
Was better when was an Empire
>wake up
>Europe is now this
What do?
>>61486120
Invade Poland
>>61486120
Move back to Karelia
Oppress pagans
Invited: nations racially, culturally and religiously 99% homogeneous like Poles
Not invited: everybody else
So it is a Polish thread? :)))))))))
>>61486137
I think, yes
>poland
>complaining about immigration
just wow
is that an irony thread?
ITT you prove that your language isn't shit
It will be the next global language, so you see learning it.
Thank Mexico.
>>61485857
Wins all poetry contest
>>61485857
It inspired Elvish.
>Ireland
>>61485704
That was unexpectedly hilarious. Good find Poland keep up the good work and watch out for UKIP skinheads.
>>61485712
this is not /brit/ you autistic fuck
also have you all notice how racist and rude Finns made Donald Duck, what the hell man
>>61485781
I FUCKED UP OK
