>want to combat shitposting
>remember I'm a fucking leaf and can't banter for shit
You are now aware that you're an Aussie on a proxy
>>57201771
this
Don't ever comment about me or my country again
My neighbor cancer (･ ´ω`･ )
We're not neighbors you fucking gook piece of shit
>>57201699
That was unnecessarily rude
Apologize to Japan right now.
>>57201681
you wouldn't have modernized without the USA lol.
>>57201699
also this
Women are pervs too.
>>57201550
Kazakhstan confirmed for vain whores.
>>57201550
>>57201565
>Russian girls love anal
the stereotype is true.
>all these threads about canadians rn
>/int/ literally cannot stop talking about every decision our leader makes
>"b-but you're irrelevant!!"
>/int/ still doesn't know that mentioning us and trying to spam us out merely attracts us to their threads and causes us to post more like bees to honey
>>57201538
/int/ prefers to go after the soft targets.
Oh here he goes again. Look at you Canada, posting on /int/ thinking you just said some smart shit.
Out of all countries that post here Canadians are the ones that piss me off the most. Their entire fucking culture makes no sense. What exactly is it that you do? Wear flannel shirts and slurp syrup?
If I think of America I think of guns, pop culture and freedom. Sure, lots of ignorant baboons but at least they wear their retardation like a badge of honor, use it as a cultural identity, their flag promotes the unity of the country with all these stripes and stars.
Germany is orderly, a country that prides itself on its rules and their citizens who follow them. It's also the country with the biggest responsibility when it comes to destroying Europe with its two world wars and government sanctioned refugee crisis. Their flag waves strong colors, black, red and gold. A dominant flag for a dominant country.
Russia is strong and stubborn to a fault. They live hard lives and don't complain about it. Obviously the entire country is pretty much a shithole but it breeds strong people who can take care of themselves. Their flag represents the cold, the white, the blue but also the burning passion in the red, it all comes together to signify that their country is bleak but there is strength in that.
But Canada, what are they fucking known for? Being "nice", i guess? Is that your role in the world? Being fucking nice? That's not an achievement. Everyone can be nice. It's easy to be nice. You just don't have to say anything bad.
So what did your fucking country decide to put on their flag to show the entire world what Canada is all about? A leaf. A FUCKING LEAF. You decided that you like to slurp your shitty syrup so damn much that you might as well put the fucking leaf that it's made of on the flag. You don't even respect your own country so why the hell should I.
ITT: We claim land, border and a name for it
I'll take everything that's white on that map and call it the Republic of Argentina.
Gulf of Cuba is mine and it's called astralis
All praise astralis, destroyers of NA.
Make me a penis out of those mountains east of Madagascar
Call it Australia.
Are you getting your Model 3, /int/?
Tesla? No.
Electric cars will only be good in around 50 years.
>>57201182
No. I'm not about to waste money on something I don't need and makes no sense to have in a single-car household.
As soon as Weedman quadruples my monthly NEETbux
>This is considered art in Canada
>>57200920
>implying burger can Into art
*raises paw*
uhh...anyone else get an erection?
>>57200920
this isn't art?
Is /pol/ right?
>>57200793
>/pol/
>>57200793
Is that /pol/ar bear right, you mean? Haha
>>57200793
Most of the time yes
There is a 3.2% chance that the Canadian you are speaking with on /int/ is Muslim.
Thoughts?
I prefer not.
>>57200781
But you have more extremists than we do by quite a lot o:
>>57200781
still not as much as Britain and France. good news.
[spoiler]HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY[/spoilers]
>>57200728
:'(
>>57200728
im an american who's never been shot, ama
>spoiler
>Be Canadian
>>57200529
>394 KB
>Aussie Safe
>>57200529
>394 KB
CAREFUL MY AUSSIE ANONS, THIS IS A TRAP
>be based
Childhood is siding with Australia.
Adulthood is realizing Canada made more sense
>>57200248
Why don't you make like a tree and leaf
>>57200248
You've got the flag the wrong way around, you keep the banter stamp and put the leaf to the right. Just look at New Zealand, they know how to make a state flag.
>>57200248
>Australia
We will decide who comes to this country and the circumstances in which they come!
>Canada
dude vote for me free weed! :D
This is a Canadian safe space, you can only post here if you are Canadian.
>>57200082
vive le Quebec libre enculé
>>57200082
how about you make like a tree and leaf
I'm saging this thread
>be canadian
>forget to photosynthesise
>die
>be canada
>vote for the WEED LMAO dude
>weed is still not legal
>be Xanadian
>get harvested for syrup
>>57199939
Where did you find this picture of me??!?
STOP THE BULLIES WITH KINDNESS.
IF A BULLY MAKES YOU UPSET, THEY WIN!
>>57199864
Oh here he goes again. Look at you Canada, posting on /int/ thinking you just said some smart shit.
Out of all countries that post here Canadians are the ones that piss me off the most. Their entire fucking culture makes no sense. What exactly is it that you do? Wear flannel shirts and slurp syrup?
If I think of America I think of guns, pop culture and freedom. Sure, lots of ignorant baboons but at least they wear their retardation like a badge of honor, use it as a cultural identity, their flag promotes the unity of the country with all these stripes and stars.
Germany is orderly, a country that prides itself on its rules and their citizens who follow them. It's also the country with the biggest responsibility when it comes to destroying Europe with its two world wars and government sanctioned refugee crisis. Their flag waves strong colors, black, red and gold. A dominant flag for a dominant country.
Russia is strong and stubborn to a fault. They live hard lives and don't complain about it. Obviously the entire country is pretty much a shithole but it breeds strong people who can take care of themselves. Their flag represents the cold, the white, the blue but also the burning passion in the red, it all comes together to signify that their country is bleak but there is strength in that.
But Canada, what are they fucking known for? Being "nice", i guess? Is that your role in the world? Being fucking nice? That's not an achievement. Everyone can be nice. It's easy to be nice. You just don't have to say anything bad.
So what did your fucking country decide to put on their flag to show the entire world what Canada is all about? A leaf. A FUCKING LEAF. You decided that you like to slurp your shitty syrup so damn much that you might as well put the fucking leaf that it's made of on the flag. You don't even respect your own country so why the hell should I.
>anime
uggh who might be behind this..
>flag
You just can't stop being retards.
