Guys I'm visiting Portugal at the end of June. First Porto and then Lisbon. Any suggestions on what I should be doing/seeing through out 10 days ? I'll appreciate if I can get some local advice on bars and restaurants.
>>61388365
avoid lisboa like the plague, anything from porto to viana do castelo is great.
>>61388365
Pic related is how every portuguese person looks like, get used to it, in Porto go eat Francesinhas and drink Porto wine, in Lisbon go eat Pasteis de Belém and drink Água Ardente while crying to fado.
The wine is very cheap, go for supermarkets. Porto is a beautiful city, pleasant and not full of pretentious people like some stuck-up European cities. I've never been to Lisbon but you should try some local dishes.
Again, wine.
Average portuguese man.
>>61388173
Moor
fuck, I look like him
>>61388173
average spanish woman
>MUH FREEDOM
>WE'RE TAKING OUR COUNTRY BACK
>immigrants are ruining muh country
How stupid can you get? A Brits uneducated or something?
>>61387960
>t. Detroit
>the "British accent = intelligence" meme will die in your lifetime
>>61388033
>the "Americans = speaking English" meme will die in your lifetime
Why are Canadians so retarded?
Even their "serious" posts are nothing but idiotic opinions.
Its on their nature, pal. You can't change nature no matter how hard you try.
>>61387355
>Canadians
>serious posts
404
>>61387355
wtf i hate brazil now
Do you have any of these?
In Sweden, a common phrase (spoken in English) is "yes box all right". It's like a chipper way of saying "sure thing". Few Swedes actually know this isn't a legitimate expression in English.
>"Never say yes box all right abroad" https://translate.google.com/translate?sl=sv&tl=en&js=y&prev=_t&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.svd.se%2Fsag-aldrig-yes-box-allright-utomlands&edit-text=&act=url
Another is the expression (also spoken in English) "after work". It means to take a drink after work with your colleges. Restaurants would simply write on the signs they have "after work" and everyone understands. You can even text a friend "AW?" and they'd directly know what you were asking, it's very common.
We use the phrase "for you" when mocking americans
There is this old Finnish movie where two guys paint themselves black and say "yes box all right" when they're acting American
>>61386954
>Another is the expression (also spoken in English) "after work". It means to take a drink after work with your colleges. Restaurants would simply write on the signs they have "after work" and everyone understands.
we have this, except it is called "after office"
>Brittish plumbing
>British cuisine
>>61386874
they need more Poles, it seems
>>61386895
Apparently not.
Seems we filthy Poles work, and taking work from brits is bad. It's better to import muslims who terrorize your own citizens and live off welfare because you know - they don't take your jobs!
Is your country safe?
I would say no. (image)
Norway is in general safe, but things can happen at any moment.
I dont like when I return very late, public parks look creepy af
>>61386842
depends in what part of the city
>justbritishthings
I, for one, welcome our new animal overlords.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simon_(cat)
>>61387162
>a cat achieved more than you'll ever do in your life
it does not feel good
Why are Celts so Europhile?
Is it because we are more cultivated and worldly?
money lol
Just poorer
Breast size map
>French """"""women""""""
I like small breasts anyway
>>61386594
I would like to see the correlation with countries with overweight women.
I thought Arabs have bigger tits.
Today is hug a latin american day. Have you told a latin american how much you love them today?
Fuck Spanish America
fuck you
why they always chop out Tierra del Fuego in these maps? fucking merryfats mang
Why do they always fight?
>>61386492
Do you?
2 0 0 4
E U R O
U
R
O
Who is the red-green flag?
>the pound has dropped so low pro-brexit sites are recommending shitholes as places to vacate because brexit cunts can't afford to anywhere else
http://www.express.co.uk/travel/articles/683116/Albania-Unspoilt-Mediterranean-beaches-where-a-pint-of-beer-costs-less-than-a-1
>>61386217
I'm 23 and I have never left my home town.
Dear Britpakese,
Do NOT come here.
>>61386217
>Albania
Would you be in favor of a european federation if it looked like this ? (Without northern Africa obviously)
>>61385940
Yes
>>61385940
Add Austria, subtract south italy.
Charlemagnes Reich 2.0
>>61385940
Yes.
Why are american irish redheads so cute fämälämäzoids
SQUEE
A
CUTE
>>61385809
her smile is really fucking weird läd
