Every time I open a kinder egg I blush with freedom, knowing that this is a delicacy too dangerous for the american public. I gingerly tear off the tin foil, revealing a chocolate egg the shade and colour of one of the american president's testicles. I split the egg in half with a karate chop (my butter knife was confiscated) then carefully remove the dangerous toy, making special care not to swallow it like a big fat idiot walrus-man. The combination of regular, and milk chocolate brings to mind the many interracial relationships that are common in the united states, and produces a flavour too complex and effervescent for a dull american tongue, no doubt worn down by miles of cheetos, beef jerky and canned cheese. As I nibble on the chocolate I begin to assemble the toy, using my superior european brain and motor skills, when all is done my hunger has been sated, my mind sharpened, and my inner child entertained by the miniature turtle on a skateboard. Truly, I think, I am a free man.
I know all those feels my friend.
I'm sure every time an American names their kid something not on an approved list of names he feels the same way.
we have them here, they are shit, no idea why you are obsessed with these things
Well done, Croatia.
>>52717508
Coco T is the president of Croatia?
>>52717508
Maybe you will. Just end your shitty monarchy first.
>>52717508
Pfff...
By this I mean governmental services. For example here we have e.gov where you can almost avoid all lawyers, tax advisors, physical signature, also they can upload your citizen ID and e.signature into your sim card. So you dont have sign it by pencil, it also works as your key for your e.gov cabinet.
I am really interested how these things work in other countries?
Probably thread will sink so will wait only 10 mins for the first reply then go eat my dinner.
>>52716813
were still at communist level. You need a backpack for all the paper permissions you need to get to do anything.
we still lack chips on our Drivers licences you see on credit cards. Democrats dont want it because microchips on ID cards would make it easier to find illegals and voter fraud.
They are still trying, but we are still at a very basic level:
In internet you can only reserve an appointment so you go meet the usual inept piece of shit but at least don't have to wait to meet him.
i will kill kafirs
i will kill munafiqs
Allahu Ekber. Nothing is greater than Allah.
i want to die so i want to die in the way of Allah
Allahu Ekber
Allahu Ekber
Allahu Ekber
La İlaha İlallah
>>52716790
All the atheist T*rks here are all barbers.
Nice thread.
>>52716790
masallah
Allah(peace be upon him) may be with you.
easy bud, dont forget to take your meds today
Is the EU the most evil thing to ever happen to Europe?
>Voters face being bombarded with pro-Europe propaganda in the months leading up to the referendum as there is no limit on how much Brussels can spend on efforts to keep Britain in the European Union, campaigners have warned.
>The European Commission has formed a task force in Brussels to oversee an “information” campaign in the run-up to the in/out referendum, which is expected to be held next year.
>Now, campaigners calling for Britain to leave the EU fear that they will be out-gunned in the debate by pro-European political parties and the Commission in Brussels.
>Because the Commission is based overseas, it is exempt from having to comply with the UK election laws that limit the amounts that the British campaigns will be able to spend on advertising and leaflets in the months leading up to the referendum.
>The Vote Leave campaign has now called for public donations to help build up a “war chest” for its campaign to win support for Britain pulling out of the EU.
>Brussels intervened with publicity activities in the referendum in Croatia in 2012, which led to the country joining the EU after voters backed membership, and in a referendum in Ireland on the Lisbon Treaty in 2009.
>Matthew Elliott, chief executive of the Vote Leave group, said there was nothing to stop the European Commission sending direct mail to every voter in the UK in an attempt to scare the public into voting to stay in the EU.
>“The referendum rules have been rigged so that pro-EU campaigners can hugely outspend the leave campaign,” he said. "All UK-based campaigners will have spending limits placed on them. The only organisation exempt from these rules will be the EU itself.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/eureferendum/12070073/EU-chiefs-plan-to-bombard-voters-with-propaganda.html
>"UK voters can expect to hear a barrage of pro-EU propaganda from ‘eurocrats’ during the referendum."
>He added: "We need to amass a war-chest as quickly as possible if we are going to compete. I would urge anyone who wants to take back control from the EU to get behind the Vote Leave campaign as quickly as possible.”
>The warning came after David Cameron received a potential boost in his attempt to renegotiate the terms of Britain’s EU membership.
>The Prime Minister has promised to overhaul the contract between Britain and Brussels, with reforms to cut immigration, protect the economy, make Europe more competitive and give parliament more power to stop unwanted EU directives.
>His plan to ban European migrants from receiving in-work benefits until they have lived and paid taxes in Britain for four years has been vetoed by other EU leaders, amid fierce opposition in eastern European countries.
>However, there are reports that the French and German governments are willing to offer Mr Cameron a limited three-year ban as a compromise, which British officials are said to be keen to accept.
>The Prime Minister is aiming to reach a final deal on his renegotiation package with EU leaders at a summit in February, paving the way for a referendum later in 2016.
>However, the Ukip MP, Douglas Carswell, suggested that the possible deal on benefits curbs had been "choreographed" by Number 10 and Brussels to make Mr Cameron appear to have won a significant prize through his negotiations.
I like you. You are smart. Vegemite is food.
>The Daily Telegraph
They're known for their objectivity regarding the EU
How do I get a Brazilian gf?
Dont know either. Ill be watching this thread.
Have money, speak portugese.
That's it.
>be brazilian
>still kissless virgin
whew lad, you are doing something wrong.
http://strawpoll.me/6374519
ebaniy kot ))
>>52716667
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good thing I can always count on you, latvianbro
>>52716703
why did you make this thread anyway? salty much?
>tfw loudly speaking italian on the bus with my sister
>tfw knowing not everyone can proudly do this in another country because not every language is beautiful
I feel sorry for danes, the dutch, ching chongs and indians though.
Anyone else knows this feel?
>you don't realise everyone who has to liste nto your shouting actually hates you regardless of what language you're speaking
What's wrong with the Danish language?
It sounds like bizarro english to me, definitely easier on the ears than the noises wog make at each other
What's the most meme tier language?
>>52716005
American english
>>52716005
Finish.
SUOMI ON PARAS
Lets talk about music.
in "La Chapa Que Vibran" what does "la chapa" means? is it a spanish inside joke? why can't i understand this lyrics although my spanish being good?
if the similarity between spanish and Italian doesn't trick me, it should mean "the buttcheeks that are vibrating"
>>52715768
>why can't i understand this lyrics although my spanish being good?
Apparently it isn't.
Also,
>listening to lame reggaeton
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXXBBrEn1PE
>>52715869
the similarity between spanish and portuguese says that is something like "the plates that are vibrating" and for all i know "chapa" it's just something like "metal sheets" or "plates"
>>52715934
trabalho no chile, eu necessariamente falo espanhol durante metade do meu ano, so volto pra casa, no brasil durante os fins de ano, e dessa vez meus sobrinho tava ouvindo essa musica.
Scotland looks so boring
>>52715313
It is
Those kilts are very comfy.
>>52715313
Leaf in Edinburgh. It's so cool
Hello, everyone. I couldn't help but notice there has been a black gentleman impersonating me around these parts. Please do not mistake him for me.
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>52715094
you won't fool anyone Attila the Hun
I'm Portuguese, as Moorish as you can get. Algavres is muslim
>>52715353
>Polish flag
An impostor
>Algavres
It's called Algarves you fool.
Why so third world, America?
>MFW immediately going to my country afraid of an edit
Wheew
>>52715056
>Belarus
>>52715137
t. alberto barbosa
A retarded question but Im atheist so I don't know shit.
But why people blame the jews for the death of Jesus?
The Romans where politeists for all I know. You know, Zeus and shit.
Also, Jesus was a jew too so it makes no sense to blame them for this.
Pic unrelated.
t. alberto niggaosa
>>52714821
Christianity was engineered over two millennia to hate jews. The religion has barely anything to do with the original scripture
The original scripture was totally shit as well. boring ass SJW crap.
>>52714821
>Zeus
You mean Jupiter you fucking pleb
Are there actually any real Japanese on int? Or is it all just weeaboos. I can't tell
>>52714230
Most of j flags are actual japanese.
>>52714230
I'm a real Japanese but I came by just to see funny gaijins.
実はお前ら全員人工知能だろ
but we think actually all gaijins are Artificial Intelligence
![Gn5[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/4zvaD38.png "Gn5[1]")
