Dear my french friends or anon friends.
How to start my French? Thank you
Duolingo
Fdsouche
Jeuxvideo.com
>>52705850
Duolingo ?
Bonne chance l'ami
>>52705903
Don't listen to him, all these websites are terrible
You will end-up speaking broken/slang french
perfect country?
>rich
>highly developed
>clean as fuck
>no mudslims
>top tier weather(I know it's tropical so hot af for me I would probably melt or something but human is a tropical mammal after all)
>you can live and work here knowing only English(my friend does)
>>52887449
>Country-city
>perfect
lmao
>>52887449
How are Polish gun laws?
>>52887650
>polish
That's Singapore in the picture, friend.
>how are Singapore gun laws?
Shit, i.e. the populace live at the mercy of an elitistic, autocratic, quasi-fascist government.
>australians have no culture
like ummm ... try again sweetheart ;)
>>52705837
Wow my mouth is watering
is that cheese covered in sprinkles?
>>52705837
finest cousine
We here in Japan are sick of tourist.... I really think Japan should ban all tourist and the tourism....We are not a Thailand or Phillpine,for Western sex tourist to come and have the disneyland and harass our girl and people.
Japan need ban all tourist from entering. What do you think?
I went last week to Japan to cheer for river plate and I fucked 2 japanese girls.
they sure are nasty.
>>52884883
どうせ日本人じゃないだろう
俺は日本旗している人を本当に飽きちゃった、もう自害でもしろよ
baka gaijin desu!!!!
1. you're country
2. hfw you pull your pants down
What are some int-related feels that feel real good?
for example
>tfw ywn be Canadian
>>52705300
>he had a roo-filled Christmas in blazing heat
Le disgusting!
>>52705321
t. Xiao Ping
>ints neurotic obsession with my country
feels weird , not good or bad
How popular is incest in your cunt?
VERY it is a huge turn on
>>52705231
Not very, but perhaps it may be somewhat more common in some third-world and/or Muslim majority counties
I am not sure why pic-related exists, but here it is. Even the Japanese was changed to correctly match the English.
never heard anyone talking about it
guys are sometimes even offended when you make sexual comments on their sisters
so I guess it's not a thing
What's the difference, personality-wise between Chinese (PRC and ROC) Korean, and Japanese gfs/wives?
>>52705183
Korean - want prestige, money, parents' approval
Chinese - want control, kids, to moan
Japanese - want security, independence, to experience new things
>>52705333
>Chinese - want control, kids, to moan
only "kids" is accurate, chinese want security too
What's the difference between ROC and PRC girls?
Is there a worse international news organisation?
>>52705153
I was going to say that, but Fox isn't international is it? Maybe RT then
>>52705176
Whoops, didn't see the international part
>The main character is a businessman obsessed with the number 34 (and horrified of the number 43) who is described as looking “like the Pokemon Pikachu, only adult and terrifying.” He falls in love with a chick who’s obsessed with Meowth to the point where she’s spiked her hair to look like those things pointing off of the side of Meowth’s head and even acts like a Meowth. She drags him into the world of Pokemon roleplay sex, and can’t get off unless he’s tasing her and making Pikachu sounds. The rest of the story just falls into even more madness with happy terrorists, apocalyptic hobos, ancient Chinese wizards posing as Photoshop designers, evil rituals, brutal murder with a dildo, a goldfish that turns into an amazing American superhero called “Queerman” (I believe that’s what it translated to, it might have been more offensive), and Vladmir Putin in drag being obsessed with Rule 34 of Donkey from Shrek and raping Pikachu while making donkey sounds and monologuing about capitalism. Also this won a huge prestigious award apparently because it’s all a postmodern metaphor for something or other. All I know is I never want to read another Russian story again
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you: Russia.
>>52705039
Sounds like a good read. Where can I get an english translation?
>>52705203
>His country is so cucked that he doesn't even ask for a Spanish translation
>>52705239
I was gonna ask for that too but the probabilities of there being a spanish translation are likely astronomically low, so I didn't bother.
Someone was still going to shitpost anyway, I suppose.
NOW...HOL UP...
SO YOU BE SAYIN
WE WUZ SWEDES AN SHIT?
>>52704934
U MEAN
(Loses wife to Ahmad)
TO TELL ME
(Goes to feminist convention)
THAT WE
(Shames his Norse ancestors)
Internet dating edition
First for / balt /
the janny
Nth for long distance relationships
are you a native of your country? if not are you an immigrant?
I was born in this country so yes
>native of my home country
As native as most
>native of flag
nope
when are you going to stop namefagging
don't think I've ever seen you post anything that wasn't cringeworthy
>"Why is 2015 2015?" I asked them. "Like, why don't we have racism in 2015?"
>"Justin, quiet."
>"But why?" I asked. "I mean, seriously: How did 2015 get stuck in with political correctness exclusivity? You can put 2014 on a campaign message without anyone freaking out. But the moment your message has 2015, boom, it's political correctness."
>Dad answered with his mouth full. "When you come back, it'll be 2016. Deal?"
>"I don't want it to be 2016" I answered, crossing knife and fork over my mostly full plate. "I want to have 2015 political correctness without this ridiculous construction that being political correctness-inclusive is 2015 even when it occurs in 2016."
>"You've gotta pick your battles in this world, Justin," my mom said. "But if this is the issue you want to champion, we stand behind you."
>"Quite a bit behind you," my dad added, and Mom laughed.
>Anyway, I knew it was stupid, but I felt kind of bad for 2016.
I'm not gay but Trudeau can peg me if he wanted to
>>52704612
What the hell did I just read?
My anus is ready
>mfw i think we're in shit but i remember swedish cucks
Those poor Swedes, how will they live in their first world country when foreigners on /int/ post memes about them?
>>52704304
t. Monkey
>>52704328
>first world
>third most rapes per country, followed by africans
