>Americans at the NYE party laughing at my small rifle
>"Haha anon a small rifle like that can't compete with a bull"
>Girls laughing along with them saying my rifle is a kids toy
>Just realize now it was all a euphemism for my penis
The worst part is I kept defending my "small rifle" by reciting common sense gun legislation and how it'd be illegal to buy anything bigger. They must have thought I was fucking pathetic. Not only did they ruin the start of this year, but now I'm too self conscious to try skinny dipping again.
Americans suck
Show them this and see if they laugh
i cant stop shitting and farting
KIWI
KIWIE
KIWIEN
KIWIENE
KIWIENER
KIWIENERS
Daily reminder that the United States of America is the best country ever.
>>52932646
non-americans disgust me, apologize right now for not being american
>>52932646
Thanks, Russia. You're pretty cool too. I hope we can form a better relation in 2016.
>>52932646
Daily reminder that the Russian Federation is the best country ever.
Goddamn I love Asian girls
I love kissing their lips, French kissing them, biting their neck, sniffing and licking their feet, sucking their toes, licking and sucking their stomach and hips and thighs, sucking their nipples and licking their tits. Love putting my dick into their tight pussies and watch as they wince in pain. I love thrusting inside them hard as they moan and scream in pain. I LOVE FUCKING ASIAN GIRLS
I vow to cum and shoot my load in every Asian girls pussy that I sleep with in the future. I will have sex with all of them raw
>>52932489
ok lad
want to trade?
it is my mission to introduce my superior white seed into asian wombs across the world
>you're walking home and see a Chevrolet caprice 1985
What do you do?
1985 car still better than most of the modern european "cars"
Panic because I am clearly in the wrong neighborhood
>>52932369
>NICE SEDAN GRANDPA, IT'S 2016, GET A CROSSOVER
>europeans will defend this
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If you are an expat in Japan, even a lowly English teacher, and you didn't get laid with girls like this last night...
YOU ARE A FUCKING LOSER.
harsh as fuck
I don't want to get laid.
I want to talk about cold war, discuss city planning, listen to 80s synth-pop songs with my Japanese girlfriend.
>>52932289
If you are an expat in Japan..
YOU ARE A FUCKING LOSER.
So how was Third Impact guys?
>>52932215
are all those swords impacting her cunt
Check out >>>/a/
I still don't get the ending to EoE. Great movie though.
>mfw and Brazilian shitskins tries to banter first world countries
You think you´re really fucking clever because of your nice little comment there, do you? I tell you what shitskin: You life is pure shit. Complete shit. There is nothing you can change about it. At the very moment your whore mom pushed that piece of shit out of her dirty pussy that shouldn't even be allowed to carry a name you lost. You never had a chance. You have to pick up shit from the streets to afford yourself a internet connection while your grandma is running on a hamster wheel so the connection doesn't break off. What do people from shit countries even think when writing stuff like this? I just smile because I know even if I fuck up the worst way possible my life will be a 100x times better than yours. When I visit your shit landmass your females pussies will go crazy because they want to fuck the wealthy white man. When you visit Europe people will just avoid you and check their pockets if nothing is missing. You can "banter" as much as you like but at the end I still win Pedro. Never forget that.
Earlier today a Brazilian literally tried to banter me because my water heater heated all of my house's water and not just the shower
>>52932146
Nice bantz handling
>>52932146
t. Mohammad
r8 and h8 eyes here
SHIT
>>52932145
shitskin/10
Sexy. Now lets see the whole face
ITT We pretend to be Italians
>>52932049
allahu akbar
PIZZA PIZZA
IL SOLE, IL MARE
What are you doing with your gf? Tell me about her.
>>52931992
she just left me
like 15 minutes ago
4 years down the drain cos i didnt hang out with her on nye
what a fukn bitch was gettin grotty wit hthe fellas
>>52931992
she hasn't come back from the NY party she went to yet
I think her phone died, I tried calling and it's turned off
I hope she is home soon, I had to babysit her little brother all night but I just wanna go home now
What is the best place in the USA to move to as a foreigner?
So far I think the Midwest would be the best.
Also, would I be treated badly for being a foreigner?
>>52931823
This just a Floridian's view I think it doesn't really matter unless you're rude or something.
>>52931823
Being a foreigner really does not matter here. It's not like Europe at all. If you know English, you're set.
>>52931823
What are you looking for in a home? Big city ? Rural area? What kind of climate?
Who /PNW/ here?
Happy New Year, my brothers.
t. Seattleite
Here
who /socal/ here
LA Fag reporting in
Mexican neighbors going crazy right now... me and gf texting each other from respective houses
>Europeans are waking up
>>52931425
I didn't go to bed.
Too busy fucking qts
DIDN'T SLEEP
>>52931425
Sleep is for the weak, my friend
>"I don't hide my Portuguese flag behind a proxy"
>I have no need for a proxy because I proudly display my stars and stripes
>I'm an australian that proudly supports the shitposting stereotype
>>52931289
t. Steve Irwin
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