I'm going to try "Stallion shots" (Horse semen with vodka) for the first time in a few hours.
Today was my first year at university, and our dorm has a tradition of celebrating your first year by making you get drunk off of stallion shots at a toga party.
Does your country have any cool traditions for celebrating someones first year of college?
At Massey all the people who passed pre-vet and are accepted into the Vet program jumped into the manky arse pond that's on campus
>cool
>horse semen
Fucking Kiwis
This reminds me of one time in college, actually.
>be a freshman living in dorm
>guy who lives next door to me always blasts his music and base
>tell him to fuck off a few times, he always apologizes and then puts it on 30 mins later
>does this throughout my winter exams
>decide to get back at him in second semester
>save up my cum for a few weeks in an ice cube tray in my mini fridge
>one friday night, we're having a floor party
>he gets super drunk off flip cup and we start talking about mixing drinks
>I tell him I'm really good at making white russians
>he says he loves white russians (I can tell he's never had one before)
>I offer to make one, and he says that sounds great
>head back to my room and make a drink with some vodka, expired milk, kalhua, and one of my cum cubes
>stir it up and wait for it to dissolve a bit
>give it to him
>watch him chug it
>he said it tasted great
chile
Victoria confirmada
Xi
Ri
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYiC430YkLY
I'm the sword that strikes the muslim world.
I'm the shield the protects Europe from Muslims
I'm the last bastion of christianity in Europe.
Where were your ancestors when Europe was being atacked by muslims?
I'm the man that protects your beautiful blonde mother's ass from muslim hands
I am João.
Go back to Brasil as the royal family did
>>52345116
go infidel britain
What is, "Spain?"
musical edition
>Official Unofficial Rules
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>>52344984
bump
>>52344984
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0S8nl5EMSlN
>>52344984
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AuH3mPq56m
Kek
>tfw pretty soon the only countries where people are truly free will be countries where the government is too incompetent to spy on people
>>52344823
they finally learned. you can't pass this shit on its own, but if you jam it into a long-ass spending bill right before christmas it'll get passed with no resistance.
>>52345004
Don't forget Star Wars, the perfect distraction.
Japanese big three religion
" Irreligion""GUNDAM""Love Live!"
>>52344593
i thought japan was
shinto
hikikomori
aum shinrikyo
>>52344593
accurate
t. devout Star Trek worshipper
American big three religion " Feminism""Black lives matter""The 6 billion"
> 1867 BEST YEAR OF MY LIFE
Literally a KuK meme state
>limey symbol on his flag
>>52344131
Austria-Hungary makes me hard.
>>52344162
> he thinks he's independent
>his country has limey symbols on his flag
>>52344020
t. Muhammad ibn-Khaled
>>52344020
>t. Muhammad ibn-Khaled
>>52344020
>limey
cultural appropriation
ITT: Non-English speakers post swear words in their native language(s), and their translations/meanings. Bonus points it the word(s) have no English equivalent.
Let the edgefest commence.
Americano
Amerikaan
gringo caeza e tula
http://news.yahoo.com/world-bank-approves-1-5-billion-loan-toilets-121053139.html
HAHAHAHAHA
>>52343613
>yfw the POO IN LOO meme isn't a joke for two billion people
>>52343613
How can a country of 1,2 billion people not have 2 billion dollars to spare?
ALL THEY DID WAS REPLACE THE HAMMER AND SICKLE WITH AN OUTLINE OF THE GODDAMN COUNTRY
B
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>Norway has launched an online campaign to give a Mountain to Finland as a present for the 100th anniversary of their independence
Get a room you guys
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/norway/12055542/Norway-launches-campaign-to-give-Finland-a-mountain.html
http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-35125932
>>52343276
I'll give a mountain dew to a Finishbro.
>>52343276
BBC THEY WILL RECEIVE
>>52343276
We should give a little enclave to our Kiwi bros on the mainland
Oh wait it already exists
Friendly reminder that "Spain" doesn't exist.
Spain?
>>52343123
are there that many Chinese in Spain?
Sbane?
I like this cheeky pancake from Russia
>an aussie uses your meme
>>52343102
>pancake
bliny
You may post in this thread only if your country has real human memes
>tfw your country's meme is being a bully
>>52343033
DUDE
>>52343097
WEED
