>go to bed every day and hope I don't wake up
>smoke and drink heavily to shorten my life expectancy
>not a single day goes by where I don't think about offing myself
>played russian roulette with my revolver once, too pussy to try it again
>never wear my seatbelt in the hopes I die when I crash
>hope some fucking nigger or spic shoots me dead because I cannot do it myself
>20 antidepressants and antipsycbotics have done jack shit to help
Just b urself
>>60516943
I bet you'll live to 100.
If you want to die so badly why don't you get it over with?
Sounds like you're an attentionwhore
Where are you from?
What's article 1 of your countries constitution?
The Netherlands
Article 1 [Equality]
All persons in the Netherlands are treated equally in equal circumstances. Discrimination on the grounds of religion, belief, political opinion, race, or sex or on any other grounds whatsoever is not permitted.
Article 1. The Federative Republic of Brazil, formed by the indissoluble union of
the states and municipalities and of the Federal District, is a legal democratic state
and is founded on:
I – sovereignty;
II – citizenship;
III – the dignity of the human person;
IV – the social values of labour and of the free enterprise;
V – political pluralism.
Sole paragraph.All power emanates from the people, who exercise it by means
of elected representatives or directly, as provided by this Constitution.
>>60516900
>Article 1 is actually summing up words
Hahaha hahaha hahaha
>>60516870
Russia
Previous Home Next
First Section. Main Provisions
Chapter 1. The Fundamentals of the Constitutional System
Article 1
The Russian Federation - Russia is a democratic federal law-bound State with a republican form of government.
The names "Russian Federation" and "Russia" shall be equal.
>A city in your country must be nuked
Which city do you choose to sacrifice?
Auckland
>>60516802
Benghazi
What is a common /int/ phrase or meme that makes you Kek every time it's used?
I laugh every time someone calls New Zealand "Poo Peeland". It's always been a retarded joke but I always find it funny.
/lat/ and their simpsons + weed images
>be american
>get shot
i love the "mommy i made a poo" posting that you sometimes find on /cum/
AMERIFATS BTFO
>>60516551
>be australia
>steal new zealand's flag
you will never be forgiven
>pay 3% and remain a lapdog with no representation in Gov't
>pay 35% with independence and representation
Hmmm..
>>60516588
Thanks, Germanon.
There is a small town in Spain called
>Matajudios
Literally "death to jews"
LMAO
Matamoros also exists
>>60516322
>>60516354
ye, its in Tamaulipas, next to brownsville Texas, and its violent as fuck
>>60516354
That's my last name. Wow, really makes you think
Anyone heard of this festival? I'm thinking of going there, but I dunno, is it worth it?
>>60516286
>Festival
>Island of freedom
Dropped
>>60516327
באמא שלך, כן או לא?
>>60516387
כן או לא מה? הדבר הזה נשמע כמו איזו מסיבת אילת טיפוסית שתיהיה מלאה בערסים ומוזיקה מגעילה.
>say something nice about Germany or we'll destroy Europe again
>>60516268
Germany is shit
:^)
Why should I care if they destroy europe?
>implying germany isn't already destroying europe with large-scale muslim immigration
all kurdish people are sons of bitch. they must go to hell. if i can, i would kill all them.
>>60516279
just a american shit. you jerks!
I agree
Once upon a time the Japanese people were a proud and powerful people...What went wrong?
>>60516256
Anime
>>60516285
/board
>>60516256
canada happened
Is this acceptable in your country?
Israel.
Yes.
>pic related, the Israeli transgender winner of the Eurovision contest
>"""""she""""" will never break up with """""""her""""""" possessive boyfriend to be able to make better porn vids
Damn shame.
Damn I just came in my shets
wahey edition
>>60516119
>capitalism
Shit country shit general brexit int now please
i am the edgy USSR mexican
>be American
>got to watch movie
>everyone claps
>leave cinema
>immediately get shot
>go to hospital
>"That'll be $100,000 sir"
>can't pay
>they throw you out still bleeding from gunshot
>smoke marijuana to relieve pain
>get caught by police
>get shot again
It's weird, you'd expect a post like this to be coming from a Canadian flag
>getting shot after the movie
that is not how it works
>>60516131
he's still waiting for his visa
Dropout edition
nth for bored
dude
>your country
>when did you realize the internet is going to cause the end of civilisation?
>>60515879
Never because it's not true
>>60515879
shut up fatty
how can civilization end if memes are forever??
