There is a joke that goes like this:
A serbian rocket lands on the Moon.
An astronaut get out, plants the flag and yells: "This is now serbian clay! Long live Republic of Serbia!"
A second astronaut gets out, smacks the first one in the head, and yells: "This is the rightful clay of the Serbian Kingdom, you traitor!"
The third astronaut comes out, pulls out a gun, and shoots them both.
"Serbian clay is whereever dead Serbs lay."
Where is YOUR clay, /int/?
>A serbian rocket lands on the Moon
That is a good joke
>>61046396
Yeah, well, not everyone can just let go of the ground and fall into the depths of space like you.
>>61046066
>A serbian
was that the joke part of the story?
Who was your country's greatest monarch?
>i can't wait to introduce reforms!
>gets killed by revolutionaires who demanded reforms
This is why we deserve suffering eternal.
We had a shiton of based kings...
...but they were mainly based because of their military victories
>>61045939
was it napoleon?
Dog = Britain a week after leaving Eu
>implying Brexit will win after the false flag
Where's the dog?
>>61045768
god damn why are leafs so bad at trolling
duolingo eldono
Ĉu vi nuntempe lernas lingvon per Duolingo? Se jes, kiun lingvon vi lernas? Mi nuntempe lernas la svedan.
>>61045379
Mi ricevis libron per poŝto. Ĝi estas titolita " Lingvistikaj Aspektoj de Esperanto " .
>>61048184
Bonege! Tiu libro ŝajnas interesa. Ĉu vi jam komencis legi ĝin?
>>61048377
Jes.
what does /int/ think of this country?
scares me
>>61045115
When I was young I thought it was a cricket ball on their flag 2bh
>>61045115
Nice country, good beaches, girls , food and people.
Why is this allowed?
Because the strong will take what they want and the weak will endure what they must
>>61044889
Because the spanish got cucked
>>61044889
MALDIVAS ARGENTINAS!11!!
>Go to London on work related stuff
>While there i also make plans to meet an english friend
>Tells me to meet him the lounge on the 1st floor
>walk through the hotel doors. see a bar and sit down to wait.
>Don't see friend anywhere and he was supposed to be here 10 minutes ago
>Suddenly he calls me and ask where i am
>"Im in the fucking bar on the first floor ya doofus where the hell are you?"
>He said that he meant the lounge on the first floor and explained to me that i had to take the elevator up one more level up to get to the FIRST FUCKING FLOOR
>mfw english people can't count to one without messing up
>>61044726
Same in German desu
It's the ground floor because it's on the ground. The first floor is the first level which is not the 'ground'. Makes sense really
>>61044726
Your fault for being stupid tbf (to be frank)
Why don't you live in one of the red boxes?
Because I don't want to get blown up by the religion of peace.
>>61044781
Those are some of the safest areas of the planet, anon
>>61045063
If you compare to USA perhaps.
https://www.rt.com/news/347530-germany-sex-education-homophobia/
>Anal sex practices, sadomasochism and adult sex toys should become known to German pupils through “theatrical performance,” lectures or workshops, according to teaching materials promoted by a state-supported anti-homophobia project.
>Fourteen-year-olds in North Rhine-Westphalia (NRW), the most-populous state in Germany, may come across school classes making them aware of anal sex, sadomasochism and the use of sex toys, including dildos, as early as in the next school year, according to Die Welt newspaper.
What. the. fuck. Germany
hey guys rememebr when germany could say "tfw yuro feels good man"
me neither
remember when fetishes were private?
>>61044826
If there is some funky, odd, or otherwise insane shit going on (ex cannibalism, alligator rape, etc) you can be assured that it is in either Germany or Florida.
Thankfully the insanity isn't ours this time.
share and r8 each other's heritage
Anyone have the more extensive template?
>>61046889
Of course you upload that after I go through all the effort of making an updated version.
hilo latino anti macrista
dia de la bandera
Tremenda pole.
que ganas de bulliar a un galle x diosss
Why does Leafman and Straylia hate each other so much when they're basically the same country?
we don't
>>61044299
canada wants the aussie shitposting throne
>>61044344
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ITT: We act as Portuguese as possible
WE
WUZ
KANGS
Is it something in their water?
>>61043737
Are you a flamboyant faggot?
>>61043737
who is this hohbin cau shayto?
>>61043838
No. I keep to myself.
Could I pass as a local in your country?
>>61043408
Yes desu
>>61043408
hello average looking person
can he walk?
