>be American in 2070
>the US have become a tourist resort for rich Mexicans
>roll out of my industrial grade titanium-supported bed
>go drive to work
>three parallel jobs to support my daughter's Ebonics degree at the Fatso McBurgerflaps University
>get fined for jayscootering
>can't pay, since all my bills bear the faces of white presidents which is forbidden since the Stay Woke Act of 2055
>go take my wife's son to a government mandated-viewing of the Spike Lee-produced Lord of the KANGZ: Mountain Dew Wars (3D) starring Chris Rock as Gandalf and Mo'nique as Galadriel
>go to sleep
>hear troubled youths breaking in
>“HELL YEAH PARTNER! IMMA SHOW THOSE NIGS!“
>enthusiastically grab my assault rifle and head for the door
>forgot I accidentally took of my shoes after coming in
>not used to the lack of friction between my feet and the floor
>slip, fall and collapse under my own weight like a beached whale
>gun goes off under my morosely obese corpse
>get shot
Hopefully ill have the balls to kill myself before I live that long.
>>58320490
>Americans
>White
pick one
>jayscootering
pǝuʍop-ǝpısdn ʇǝƃ<
uɐılɐɹʇsnɐ ǝq<
Bomb Ayers Rock
I go back to sleep
How much does the cheapest beer cost in your a fucking cunt(ry)? Let's say 24x30cl 5%
Also, is it foamy? nice!
$12.99 for a 30 pack here
Its actually not the worst thing you could drink but its a far cry from good
>>58320148
Don't know. Cheap Australian beer tastes like piss, so I refuse to buy it. I prefer Kilkenny's over other beers I've tried.
>Kilkenny is the foamiest beer I've ever had
>>58320148
>getting beer crates
explain please
>getting 0,33l beer
explain please
why? reason?
They have to fish so far outside of japanese territory because the brits killed all whales there 150 years ago. There was a time where all lights of london where lit with whalefat.
>>58319484
Whales are dumb and ugly looking? Who cares about whales?
>>58321426
your government because they want their votes.
Previous RISK thread
>>58306864
>Claim a country
>Use the tripcode
I'm glad to inform, that not only I've implemented a bonus system to this map, but I've altered it.
Starting once we hit atleast 5 players - you know the drill.
>>58319376
Those bonuses are absurd. A bonus should be just that, a bonus. A single bonus should not be higher than the highest possible gain from a get.
>>58319601
We're ought to give it a try
>>58319376
STOP USING THIS MAP DOMINYKAS!
Give me you money korra
>>58319093
Idi nahuy, suka.
siktir lan , amina koyim.
>>58319266
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Does people in you cunt also stand in queue for hours for free shiet?
>Norway Oslo
Yes
Look at those browns, I can see why you clarified the location of Oslo
![c8c03c7b139c46af9350c33a13abcee5[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OtMxK7p.jpg "c8c03c7b139c46af9350c33a13abcee5[1]")
It's a meme here as well
>>58318939
only for the unemployment line but we dance the macarena to waste time.
What's the current state of Australian-Polish relations?
non-existant
they don't give a fuck about us and we don't give a fuck about them
it applies to Poland's relations with most of the world
They're alright by me.
>>58318828
who?
Is your country part of the global coalition against the Islamic State?
>>58318761
> NATO
> against the Islamic state
pick one
>>58318761
>Turkey against ISIS
I find that particularly funny
>>58318761
>in the coalition
>accepts bombfugees
?
>Try to post from phone data
>See this
Hmmmmmmmmmmm.
Right now DDOSing your IP family.
Nothing personell
>>58318657
>phone data
My university network was permabanned because some fucking cuck decided it would be funny to request/post CP on 4chan
>he doesnt live in a country with 60k murders a year
KKKKKKKKK PETY WEAK WHITE BOI
>>58318267
I think it's only fair to count and compare muder statistics if the victim is actually human.
>>58318335
>monkeys got the olympics and 5 times the world cup
ARE YOU EVEN TRYING KKKKKK
>>58318440
We've even sent monkeys to space.
I'm a poor Pole.
Rate my food.
>>58317648
where is pierogi ?
>"food"
>>58317697
It's chicken livers in apples and onion with potatoes.
It looks like shit, but is tasty.
Hikikomoris trabajando. No molestar, espere su turno.
Hikikomori working. Do Not Disturb, wait your turn.
Hikikomori roboczego. Nie przeszkadzać, czekać na swoją kolej.
Hikikomori paбoчий. He бecпoкoить, ждaть cвoeй oчepeди.
Hikikomori Arbeiten. Nicht stören, warten Sie an der Reihe.
Hikikomori travail. Ne pas déranger, attendez votre tour.
Buenos días
Buenos dias
Saluditos.
>desi /देसी/ /دیسی/ /দেশি/ /દેશી/ /ದೇಶಿ/ /ദേശി/ /දේශිය/ /ଦେଶୀ/ /ਦੇਸੀ/ /தேசி/ /దేశీయుడు/ /དེསི/:
Oldest language edition
> Restraint will result in a place among the divine;
lack of it will lead to utter darkness.
> Preserve your restraint as you would preserve your wealth;
for humans, there is no treasure more precious.
https://thirukkural133.wordpress.com/2011/11/27/chapter-13-having-restraint/
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tamil_language
>Invited: Indians + Pakistanis + Nepalis + Bengalis + Sri Lankans + Diaspora
>Not invited: British P*kis, Afghanis, Pathan, Canadian Paki
>>58317154
>pakis
>British
>>58317191
Problem?
According to Wikipedia Tamil is the oldest language in the world here is the text
> The linguistic evidence suggests that Proto-South Dravidian was spoken around the middle of the second millennium BC, and that proto-Tamilemerged around the 3rd century BC. The earliest epigraphic attestations ofTamilare generally taken to have been written shortly thereafter.
Turkey are you trying to tell us something?
>>58317028
Immigrants can never leave anything alone. Even the fucking catholics rioted when they reached critical mass post 1848
STOP RUINING MY FUCKING COUNTRY
how come turks are only proud of being a turk when they don't live in turkey?
>>58317104
Nostalgia-goggles.
