>be American in 2070
>the US have become a tourist resort for rich Mexicans
>roll out of my industrial grade titanium-supported bed
>go drive to work
>three parallel jobs to support my daughter's Ebonics degree at the Fatso McBurgerflaps University
>get fined for jayscootering
>can't pay, since all my bills bear the faces of white presidents which is forbidden since the Stay Woke Act of 2055
>go take my wife's son to a government mandated-viewing of the Spike Lee-produced Lord of the KANGZ: Mountain Dew Wars (3D) starring Chris Rock as Gandalf and Mo'nique as Galadriel
>go to sleep
>hear troubled youths breaking in
>“HELL YEAH PARTNER! IMMA SHOW THOSE NIGS!“
>enthusiastically grab my assault rifle and head for the door
>forgot I accidentally took of my shoes after coming in
>not used to the lack of friction between my feet and the floor
>slip, fall and collapse under my own weight like a beached whale
>gun goes off under my morosely obese corpse
>get shot
Hopefully ill have the balls to kill myself before I live that long.
>>58320490
>Americans
>White
pick one
>jayscootering
>>58320672
White
:)
>>58320490
Were Germans always this anti-American before they converted to Islam?
>>58320757
just bantz m8
FUCKING DELETE THIS
>>58320490
>Galadriel
Ha jokes on you hanz I don't even know who that character was!
>>58320672
>Australia
>Good country
Pick one
>>58320490
>since the Stay Woke Act of 2055
>>58323852
>>58320700
>tfw people find my greentext funny
t-thanks
I've been carefully crafting it for the last 2 months because I wanted to disprove the Germans are unfunny meme
Guess I didn't disprove the Germans are autists meme wahey
>>58324052
good meme
>>58324052
>2 months of gathering bits of shitposts to make up a few lines
fucking german autists
>>58320490
>Jayscooteering
>Ebonics
>Lord of the KANGZ
