Help.
>68
yash!
>live in florida
>walk outside
>suddenly drowning and heatstroke at the same time due to 100 degree and 100% humidity weather
end my fucking life before this weather does
oh no it's hot during the summer good thing i live in a air conditioned house and drive a air conditioned car and work in a air conditioned building
>What's the matter Mr Foreigner? Getting a bit of food envy? You're lucky us Thai women love to share, go on, have a bite!
fuck off ugly gook
I must save my aryan genes for a pure swedish woman
y-you too
>>60981287
>thai women
man you cant even be sure if they're actual females until you see the vagina if they're thai
can you even imagine being a straight thai dude and being surrounded by regular women and trannies? you're fucked if you don't learn how to identify them by the time you hit puberty
How the fuck do fellow murricans live without a bidet or the equivalent of a bidet?
>>60981193
Bidets are the Devil's Water Fountain. Anal pleasure is sinful, just clean with rough toilet paper, it works well enough. Some things are meant to be dirty because they ARE dirty.
>>60981193
Shower is decent desu.
I usually only take a number two at home so I can hop in the shower and wash my bottom relatively easily.
and they rim each other with those dirty assholes too
I eating righ now Raspberry Cheesecake Ben & Jerry's at 8:30 am
Thoughts ?
>>60981107
I dont really like fruity desserts but im happy for you
>>60981107
That shit can't possibly taste good enough to justify the price.
how do i train my indian gf to use the toilet?
Put some dirt on the seat
She will think is the designated hole
>>60981239
How cute, a sandnigger talking about other sandniggers like you're any different.
>>60980979
Mark it as "designated"
Chinese language learning thread.
We share our experiences, opinions and resources about 普通话
How are things going gentlemen? Ugly for me.
>>60980920
>Chinese language learning
but why
PING PONG CHING CHANG TING ZONG RICE BARR
seems relevant
>Name something worse than this
>Hint: you cant
>>60980881
t. A LEAF
HAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS AT LEAST A KIWI IS A BIRD ALL LEAVES DO IS FUCKING FALL AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>60980881
Whats your deal m8?
why do Americans circumcise their own children?
>>60980708
Because they have to tip the doctor
>s*rbia 20-80%
What did they mean by this?
>>60980778
maybe a muslim minority?
DOG
No!
>>60980516
nice doggos
>>60980516
......................
Why is there a meme that Canadians are extremely nice when they are some of the rudest I've come across on the Internet
>>60980412
Why is there a meme that the UK is white and not a 3rd world muslim caliphate?
Why is there a meme that the UK is white and not a 3rd world muslim caliphate?
fuck off you pommy cunt
>gf of 10 years is quebecois
>massive heritage fag like the other frenchies
>wants me to learn french before we get married so we can pass the language down to our kids
>be me, Canadian reactionary and nationalist
>Hang the Red ensign in my apartment
>Have some British Empire posters and maps
>Have a bust of Otto Von Bismarck
>Have a framed portrait of General Wolfe
I feel like I'd be betraying our great general if I learned French and passed it down to my spawn
What to do?
>>60980303
>implying you don't LARP as this on /pol/ as well
>implying any of this is actually true
>Canadian nationalists
If you hold such childish view toward us then I hope she'll cheat on you like the bitch she probably is
1. ur cunt
2. Are you inbred?
>>60980203
Well my grand parents were from Africa, so it's possible.
>>60980203
I believe this is the real version.
>>60980203
No, but there are two villages where everyone who lives there is related to me.
Goodmorning /int/
Goodbye Netherlands *shoots gun*
fuck off aquafresh
>have to get up and deliver sermon in six hours
shoot me
Has your country ever had a female leader?
Yes.
Yes, she was crazy
yes and she sucks
WTF? I hate Canada now.
>>60979897
those are fake pandas
>>60979897
Fuck those chinks
>>60979897
Why Canada? looks like asian people.
