You can instantly become fluent in any language you want, but you have to trade another language for it.
If you can speak multiple languages, you can pick any of the languages you want. If you speak only one language, that's the one you're going to lose.
1. what language would you want to become instantly fluent in?
2. If you speak multiple languages, which one would you want to trade it in for?
1. Mandarin
2. Cantonese
>parents teaching me a useless chinese language instead of the more common one
JUST..
1. Italian
2. spanish
>>52439687
1. Plattdeutsch
2. German
Ask a Puerto Rican anything.
what's up amigo
What's your opinion about this: >>52438277
Why do you all immigrate to Connecticut?
>Junior! Come down and get your lunch!
>Fuck you mom! I want to stab your stomach and watch you bleed to death!
>What am I going to do with this boy :(
cool thread 8)))
my dog comes into my room so i kicked him in the fucking head and then gut him with my claws, play around with his blood a bit. i get out my pussy and start rubbing it against his carcass, more accurately i rub myself against his cold nose. i bend over like a bitch in heat and start shitting LOL *lets out a rancid and mischievous fart*
I've never been outside of my state - ever.
What would be the first thing I should do if I lost my travel-virginity to your country?
kill yourself
Go to Spain, and partake in their traditional running of the bulls. Be sure to take your wife too.
>>52439289
I should mention that this isnt an option.
Thanks!
what an indian can do 4 pusy
that's cute
At least he's not shorter than her
How awkward would that have been
she doesn't seem too sure about it tьh Iad
ITT: International red flags for boys
>he watches anime
>he's a furry
>he has dyed hair
>he's from canada
>He browses 4chan.org
Lol, what a child. Am I right ladies?!
>implying any of this makes sense
>>52438910
Makes perfect sense desu. Maybe you just a thick bastard
the only thing I doon't understand is the difference between british isles and british islands, I thought isles and islands, was the same thing.
it makes perfect sense you dumb yank
>you are a city
>How much Civic Pride does your city have?
>Chicago
>The very definition of Civic Narcissism, we are the best city in the goddamn universe, and the sun shines out of the South Side's asshole
Pic unrelated
>>52438906
>Civic pride
>Pride in something you have no control over
>>52438906
i hate chicago personally
t. lives in shitcongo
What are you internationally drinking tonight?
Pic related, costs about 6$ for a 750. Worst alcohol on earth, limited to the new england area.
Muslims not invited
Been drunk since wednesday. I think I will die soon
>>52438844
Wine and beer and now I am in work for an over night. Depressed af.
>>52438937
:/ dont be sad family.
>>52438993
Everything in my life is awesome and I still feel like shit. So its my brain that is the problem.
>one chance at life
>born obese
I wish I lived in America, where I would be treated better. This country is a shit hole that makes fun of me everywhere. I have never seen a scooter at a store here like they have in the USA. You guys are the best country in the world.
post cats
how can you get fat eating australian food?
its literally the worst cuisine i know.
>>52438603
Life isn't fair. So don't expect it to be. Some people have to take some extra steps to keep up and still won't achieve the desired results, but that's just how it is.
Poutine is a healthy and delicious Québécois dish made of vegetables (potatoes), dairy (cheese), and protein (gravy), pretty much like a salad when you think about it. It is very popular in Canada as an alternative to unhealthy fast food.
Post healthy cuisine from your country /int/.
>>52438509
My sister got constipated for a week eating them
I love pooteen too
A hamburger is a sandwich consisting of vegetables (lettuce, tomatoes, onions, and pickles), grains (bread), dairy (cheese), and protein (ground beef and bacon).
Didnt know potatoes were vegetables
do you browse /int/ so much that when you go to boards without flags you think you actually see flags when really you don't?
I do.
rag
>>52438016
No,but I basically bait people into telling me their nationality anyway.
No but when someone mentions their nationality I will shit on them and it's usually more effective because they take it personally, especially on /tv/
>wake up
>move my stomach out of the way
>look down
>penis still small
>still have diabetes
>im still fat
>is life worth living
>should I blast myself
>>52437941
i know what you're upto
>wake up
>be American
>auslards
KEK
Does your country have anti-vaccination lunatics?
vaccines cause autism
>>52437935
your post causes autism
anti vaccination lunatic here AMA
>german humor
>>52437668
What did the white French married couple get for Christmas?
A black baby!
We need some new memes, the grinning yellow face is getting a bit stale.
