NO IT'S FUCKING NOT!
>>52444003
I blame the Aussies.
>>52444003
>34.6°C today
>This is a record high for my city
You mad?
it's actually winter here and still no it isn't
CANT
MAKE
THIS
POO IN THE LOO
I'm flying internationally again tomorrow /int/, wish me luck! :D
>future generations will never get to see this rare flag
>PPNG
How many times were you almost raped?
>>52444012
oh whoops, I lied/forgot, I'm actually going on saturday whoops
Once a jolly swagman camped by a billabong
>>52443887
UNDER THE SHADE OF A COOLIBAH TREE
>>52443986
HE SANG AS HE WATCHED AND WAITED FOR HIS BILLY TO BOIL
>>52444010
WALTZING MATILDA
WALTZING MATILDA
SITTING ON THE GRASS WITH A DILDO UP HER ARSE
How is Christianity in your country?
>>52443886
1/5 of the population are Christian I believe.
Weird and syncretic
>>52443886
Dead except for immigrants and old people
What are your plans for Christmas /int/? I'm visiting family in Adelaide
>>52443832
Literally nothing
Maybe shitposting
going to see The Hateful Eight in the theatres
Visiting strangers I have nothing in common with and whom I see once a year. Can't wait 2bh.
Why do murrifats and auslards need air conditioners? Are they really that fat and stupid to understand how to open a window?
Is that the same reason why they drive automatics?
>>52443668
>40 degrees outside
>open a window
>Well anon, are you just going to stand there or what?
>>52443597
"Excuse me sir, do you have a penis?"
Probably
???
gg
>being unhappy is the same thing as being depressed
I HATE this meme
>>52443593
heres the full map if anyones interested
I hate this fucking Finnish bitch I came to Finland for. She treats me like shit but when I get mad she starts crying and apologising and begging me not to leave her again. I've given her too many chances. I'm convinced Finnish women are psycho!
lel
>>52443591
Are you the bull or the cuck? Please elaborate
post pics of ur finnish qt pls
>His "country" has never won a world cup
>portuclose
The idea that the US already reached 3rd place is really weird.
I've heard soccer was popular there in the 1920s, so that can be the reason.
negro envidioso cuantas copas tienes
Reminder this is the product of 500 years worth of race mixing
There you have it good go- guy.
Accept Diversity cause it is a strength.
>German
>Filipino
>tfw some disgusting kraut fucked some maid to get her
second for me
I don't use condoms with my asean gf. Am I helping?
>Wake up in Australia
>It's another temperate day with low humidity, shorts and shirtless weather
>Turn on news, another report of a sunk boat, economy numbers booming, another shooting in America, be proud of your sensible laws
>Have some meatpies and protein shakes
>All of your sikkunt m8s wake up in the house you share together
>Head off to the gym which is filled with hot anglo shelias, add mad gains with a quick split
>Go to class at your pristine modern local uni, attend class outside in a nice open terrace with a warm breeze blowing in
>Some Finnish exchange student is calling you an Auslard and bitching about houses, give him a mad wedgie and tell him to fuark off to poofland
>Stop by your relaxed part-time job after class to do a few hours of work and get paid 40 dollars an hour for it
>Head home and relax online, hang out with your fellow Brits from the UK and NZ because you're senpaitachi
>Post online and everyone likes you because of your flag and everyone but maybe some Bali shopkeepers likes Australia
>Walk out after sundown in the tropical mild night shirtless with the gang and crawl through epic beachfront parties until midnight
>>52443459
Seems accurate. Quality post m8
>>52443459
Why are you such an Australian ass licker, dude. You really need to hop off their dicks asap.
australia's pretty based
What do they think of the American Wild West in Europe?
thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=999RqGZatPs
Most of the cowboys were black
Excellent song choice
Wild west is a classic source of adventure/hardy characters and grey area with law and order.
Realistically I think most know how shit it would have been to live then and there, but nonetheless anyone older than beiber generation are gonna have a fairly romanticised view of it from film.
>>52443230
got any proof to back that shit up partner?
>his country didn't gain independence through a patriotic rebellion
>not paying taxes is patriotic in his country
>>52443089
>his country didn't gain idependence by kicking muslim and spanish ass
>>52443195
t. Alberto Barbosa
