Memes aside, what do you think about Australia and Australians?
>>51726661
>posts a photo of shitney
we get it, you're proud of your gun control.
now fuck off.
http://www.theatlantic.com/international/archive/2015/12/australia-tim-fischer-us-guns/418698/
sick cunts 2bh
I'll start:ROMANIA. Romania is very redpilled. Did you know the jet engine is a Romanian invention? Romania is descended from the acnient Romans. The best of Slavs, the best of Latins. also Romania is not degenerate.
What other countries are redpilled in your opinions?
Me, a romaniaboo, can confirm this.
>>51726598
They are also responsible for one of the most vile people in existence, the gypsies. Disqualified.
>>51726935
Good! I am a Romanian from GALAȚI working in Canada. I miss it. Everyone thinks I'm a vampire.
>2030
>India finally achieves superpower status
>launches first interplanetary mission
>2 shuttles are launched, 1 is designated shitting shuttle
>the journey is 4 years long, and 4 years of dehydrated curry will take its toll on Indian astronaut anuses
>pooboos have to take risky trips to designated shitting shuttle 12 times a day
>pajeet makes it to the DSS
>takes off his space suit, squats in the corner and sighs with sweet relief as his buttcheeks spread and the steamy, rancid Curry shit pours out of his asshole and onto the floor of the DSS
>pajeet puts on his spacesuit and prays to his 8 armed lobster goddess for a safe trip back to the main shuttle
>it is hard but pajeet does it to honor his Poo culture
>by the end of the 4 years the designated shitting shuttle is filled to the brim with tons wet, rancid curry shit.
>but praise vishnu they have made it!
>their destination: Mars
>as the shuttle hits orbit, pajeet begins to carry out the final phase of Indias glorious plan
>he prays to his 7 armed cow headed god of Poo for success in this, the greatest of Indian endeavors
>pajeet presses unlock button for the DSS's cargo door
>4 years worth of smelly curry shit floats out of the cargo hatch, it slowly drifts into mars' orbit and eventually skims the atmosphere
>gravity begins to take hold and a commercial airliner sized ball of shit begins to free fall towards the ground
>pajeet giggles with excitement as he watches the atmosphere burn up loser parts of the shit ball and release carbon gases
>now all that is the super dense core of compressed curry shit screaming towards the surface of Mars
>it slams into the ground, releasing methane and nitrogen
>the terraforming of Mars begins, at last India will finally have its own designated shitting planet
>the country erupts in celebration
>patriotic Indians pooing in the streets
>pooing on the beaches
>pooing in the rivers
>pooing in the forests and in the mountains
>thank you pajeet, the greatest Indian space pooboo
>>51726431
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-_0f8qSrCU
>>51726431
ebin
10/10
Post your favourite Fast Food
making me crave a burger, lad
KFC
F
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is it true that American eat sushi with coke?
ITT: We say nice things about countries traditionally considered to be our rivals/enemies.
I'll start: New Zealand has a perfect anthem, and is hereby the thread soundtrack.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrNNAA6_yAI
Thank you Mr big strong Australian for noticing me
Nauru is great powerfull country
>>51726327
>strong
>be me
>poor American married to int Chinese whos only child
>complains I don't buy her made-in-china shit that she should know is shit
>wants to buy Christmas shit
>"put it back. We don't have the money"
>she cries and runs off
>"your love is so conditional anon"
In January she's getting a promotion at work and will make more money than me.
Mfw she can buy her own shit and still keep us in dept.
Mfw she's going to ration my beer intake
Wat do int?
you could start by going to the local police station and requesting a search and rescue operation for your testicles
>>51726279
Uhh, please when you refer to this board use the / / signs. Umm you married a chink haha idiot. Errr yeah, nothing more to say
>>51726323
>Uhh
what did he mean by this?
Why does America get it's eggs from a liquid carton? This honestly baffles me.
>>51726195
I think the carton is made of a cardboard type material tbqh
american does but those are beat up eggs
because american eggs are power washed they don't last as long so if you know you will only make scrambled eggs you can buy them in cartoons beaten up already, they last longer
your riddle solved
>>51726195
I've had egg in a bag before when going on camps as it was the most convenient option but it isn't some I would eat because I wanted to.
Would it be worth vacationing to Finland as an American? What's the best destination for a Scandinavian holiday?
>>51726149
Depends what you are interested in. There are quite a lot of museums in Finland, especially in Helsinki, but generally pretty much every single hillbilly town has some kind of a "heritage museum", where they showcase what life was like 200-300 years ago and where Finns who have moved to town from that place can feel nostalgic. In addition to that there are huge quantities of more or less untouched wilderness in Finland, so if you like hiking for instance then Lapland might be a good place for you. Apparently there are quite pretty sights there. Lapland is also very good for winter sports and they have nordic lights as well up there. And a shitton of snow.
If you are a night person who enjoys drinking and clubbing then Finland really isn't nearly the best option for you. All the clubs close at 4 am at the latest and if you leave at that time in the center of Helsinki the possibility to get to brawling is like 2000x higher than at any other point in time in Finland. Drinking too much is generally very accepted behaviour though, so if you like being fucking blasted and want to do very stupid things and wake up in St. Petersburg, then Finland and Helsinki might be good for you.
But yeah, tell me what you like and I'll tell you whether it's possible in Finland or not.
Why on earth would you waste your money travelling to Scandinavia?
>shit food
>shit weather
>autistic people
>nothing interesting to visit
>high prices
>Told myself I would start my assignment 6 hours ago
140 character essay due next week?
>mfw handing in every assignment this semester in late
>60 word essay due next week
>haven't even started
>still just browsing /int/
Might just drop out instead.
The interview was conducted live in Canada, during my trip a few days ago. Robert Baer is currently promoting his book “The Secrets of the White House” in Quebec, where we talked. In an interview we spoke of the background of the war in Yugoslavia.
Where and when was your first job in Yugoslavia?
I arrived by helicopter with three agents. We landed on 12 January 1991 in Sarajevo. Our job was to keep an eye on alleged terrorists of Serbian nationality, who were expected to attack Sarajevo.
Who were the terrorists in question and why were they supposed to carry out these attacks?
They gave us files about a group called “Supreme Serbia” detailing plans to conduct a series of bomb attacks on key buildings in Sarajevo in opposition to Bosnia’s ambition to leave former Yugoslavia.
Did that group ever exist and what exactly you were doing in Sarajevo under CIA command?
No such group ever existed! Our headquarters lied to us. Our mission was to alarm and spread panic among politicians in Bosnia, simply to fill their heads with the idea that Serbs would attack. To begin with, we accepted the story, but after a while we started to wonder. Why were we raising such hysteria when the group clearly did not exist?
>>51725808
How and when did the mission end and did it have a name?
For me it ended after two weeks, I landed a new job in Slovenia. The operation lasted a month and had the name “Istina” (i.e. “truth”) although it was anything but!
Why did you go to Slovenia?
I received instructions that Slovenia was ready to declare independence. We were given money, a few million dollars, to fund various NGOs, opposition parties and various politicians who have inflamed hatred.
Did you have an opinion about the CIA propaganda and did your colleagues think?
Of course, no one turns down a CIA mission, especially when we were all nervous and prone to paranoia! Many CIA agents and senior officers disappeared simple because they refused to conduct propaganda against the Serbs in Yugoslavia. Personally I was shocked at the dose of lies being fed from our agencies and politicians! Many CIA agents were directed propaganda without being aware of what they are doing. Everyone knew just a fraction of the story and only the one who create the whole story knew the background – they are politicians.
So there was only propaganda against the Serbs?
Yes and no. The aim of the propaganda was to divide the republics so they would break away from the motherland Yugoslavia. We had to choose a scapegoat who would be blamed for everything. Someone who would be responsible for the war and violence. Serbia was chosen because in some ways it is a successor to Yugoslavia.
Can you name the politicians in the former Yugoslavia were paid by the CIA?
Yes, although it is somewhat delicate. Stipe Mesic, Franjo Tudjman, Alija Izetbegovic, many counselors and members of the government of Yugoslavia, were paid as were Serbian generals, journalists and even some military units. Radovan Karadzic was being paid for a while but stopped accepting help when he realised he would be sacrificed and charged with war crimes committed in Bosnia. It was directed by the American administration.
>>51725808
>america tried to dismantle a communist country
Holy fucking shit..no way.
EVERYONE GET IN HERE! RUSSIAN SHILL HAS BREAKING NEWS!!
>be Australian
>get inbred
>can't speak
This is truly the greatest possible way to breed Australians, as they cannot talk this way, their banter halted.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2521752/Children-incest-cult-living-deformed-mute-Australian-valley.html
Fucking anglos man
>>51725956
>t. Abo
Watch out Appalachia, the sick cunts are coming for you
>mfw ausfalians and amerifats compete to be the most inbred
What was your country doing during the WWII?
liberating fellow asian people
>>51725544
Ignoring yours
>>51725544
Too bad we didn't split into West and East Spain
Communist countries have nice communist patriotic songs and statues
I'm a British citizen who lives in America and I've had far too much to drink. Ask me just about anything.
Total Biscuit?
Have you developed an addiction to the BBC?
>>51725405
What are the main differences?
Which part of the UK are you form and where are you now?
>mfw no tools to learn Japanese at the quality Duolingo brings
Not so fast nihon thread.
lmao, this gotta be a joke. Then again, one should never underestimate how stupid americans can be, particularly regarding foreign languages.
>>51725379
>huehuehuehue
Get out. You have no resources and nothing to contribute to this thread (or society).
>>51725379
>>51725468
dont fight
Does your country have any dangerous insects?
Not an insect, this is the only dangerous stuff here, not really mortal, but can fuck you up a limb really bad.
>>51725355
>not really mortal
damn...immortal insects...spooky
