Fuck French people, they are so fucking unfriendly and shitty
>>57052057
yes
French people are human pieces of shit that deserve to die young or perhaps not be born at all
>>57052057
Pura Vida motherfucker
How do I move to USA?
Can I remain there if I go for a master degree with a scholarship?
Can I go as a tourist and make money in the time I stay there?
If I go with a tourist visa but find a job, can I apply for other kind of visa then?
What's the average monthly wage?
pay a coyote to tape you to the undercarriage of their van and hope la migra doesn't get you
>>57052076
Thanks, I'll consider it, but I want to do it legally.
>>57052771
1. get an in-demand and highly-valuable skill
2. get a work visa
3. move to the us
4. have your job taken by a jose or chinjao who will do the work for a small fraction of your wages
God morgon, vänner
>>57051648
That pic would be better if they had butt cracks lol
>>57051686
It would look more anatomically correct I suppose
............... Jag ger fan upp.
>wake up
>you've been appointed Eternal President of the Republic of Mauritius
Wat do?
Here's some basic facts about the country in case you're too lazy to go to Wikipedia.
>located off the East coast of Africa
>formerly a French, and then a British colony, so most people speak a French based creole but English and French are used for official purposes/media/etc
>majority Indian, but diverse as fuck because workers from all over the British/French empires were brought there
>around half Hindu, 20% Muslim, and the rest are mostly Christian with some Buddhists mixed in and a small amount of Sikhs
>total population of ~1.2 million people
>economy based on tourism and agriculture since they have no exploitable natural resources
>very free markets with rapid economic growth, they have a moderately high HDI now, most people probably live better than the average Balkan resident for comparison
>growing financial sector, as they develop their plan is to become sort of a gateway to Africa for investment, plus they've invested a lot in Internet infrastructure to make money from internet based jobs
>rich Indians use Mauritius for tax evasion (iirc), so the white people there are mostly white servants for the Indian elite
>>57051028
Sell the presidential goods, fake my death, and retire to nearby Réunion Island
fug ur mum
>>57051028
Put a hard physical education class in school from the kindergarten to end of high school so almost all the people looks good.That's an important thing when you living by tourism.Reduce crime , Pass a law about environmental pollution so you can keep the streets and the sea clean as long as you can. Then spend the rest of my life in my luxury resident.
Is it true that a significant number of Americans are this bad at geography? One American man even says that Australia is north Korea and New Zealand is South korea.
https://youtu.be/a0TK_vk-XDM
Delete this.
They have no reason to care at first. But once you teach them they will retain it.
Probably. No one here really cares about anything outside the US. Although not being able to point out Australia is pretty weird, New Zealand I can see someone not knowing where it is.
>>57050922
we don't really care about anything outside the US but judging by the responses this was heavily cherrypicked
We DO suck at geography and geopolitics, although this video exaggerates it.
"DESIGNATED!" I said, laughing heartily. "A FUCKING WAGON WHEEL!" I added, tears of mirth streaking down my cheeks.
"Fuck you!" Rajay scowled back. "We have a fucking space program! We'll be a superpower by 2020!"
I howled even louder in laughter, just as an Indian might howl as his asshole was burned by the spicy curryshit he was taking while he squatted on his designated street. "Surely you're joking! You expect me to believe that you'll be putting men on the moon when you don't even know to put the poo in the loo?"
"You've mocked my country for the last time! We'll show you!" Rajay screamed, walking away, his shoulders tensed, doubtless because he needed to go shit in the street for the eighth time that day.
Later, I was quietly asleep in my bed, when all of a sudden I was awoken by a sudden noise. It was a wooden-sounding rattling, one that I could have swore that I could recognise, yet I didn't until it was too late. My window shattered, a giant fucking wagon wheel coming spinning through the scattered shards like a whirling dervish, castling flecks of accumulated poo, no doubt accumulated as it rolled down the designated shitting streets as it made its fateful way to me. I screamed as the wagon wheel crunched into my torso, smashing my ribs and bursting my organs like the bloated corpses of dead children floating down the Ganges river. I think I soiled myself in that moment, but honestly I couldn't tell, partly because I was in too much pain and partly because the smell was already too bad. As consciousness drifted away from me and darkness closed in, it was almost as if the scattered mounds of shit that had been flung across my room were moving - no, dancing. I could almost swear I could hear their voices as they jigged up and down.
"Take the poo to the loo..." They seemed to whisper. "Take the poo to the loo..."
Why are the Irish so crazy tonight
>>57050833
I was wondering that too. Maybe I need to start drinking whisky.
>>57050833
Were the new shitposters(literally in this case). Move over Australia.
If electricity follows the path of least resistance, why doesn't lightning always strike in France?
>>57050311
If a country with high immigration is supposed to be intrinsically innovative and creative, why does Canada have a fucking leaf?
>>57050384
If magnets attract metal, then, fuckin, how do they work?
Because Italy is always the better option
> You will never be Latino
True and I'm thankful every day.
True and I'm thankful every day.
True and I'm thankful every day.
In America, someone is shot every 15 seconds. How is that person still alive?
He must be Rockefeller, that faggot is immortal
>>57049649
Anyone know who this Rockefeller guy is?
Layers of fat.
> You will never be Canadian
It should be:
>You will never be white
(Referring to yourself)
>>57049218
thank God
wow now seriously, thank god
What are/did you have for dinner?
>>57048982
ur mum
>>57048982
ur mum
Some swedish meatballs and an apple. Summer's comin.
do tall women in your cuntry hate manlets as much as regular girls do?
Synonym of manlet?
>>57048832
any man under 6'2
>>57048832
Someone who cannot learn
My first name, James, is an English name derived from Old French, itself derived from Latin as a cognate for Jacob, meaning "supplanter". My last name from my Irish paternal side, Lee, is derived from the Old English word "Lēah", meaning a meadow or clearing.
Étienne, with accent and all. I'm too lazy to google what it means.
Have a rare blonde with big ass.
>>57049082
Thanks anon!
Landon
No fucking idea. I always think of someone parachuting and landing on a topical island when I hear someone say my name
Favorite Country Pre Continent
South America: Chile
North America: United States of America
Europe: Switzerland
Africa: Botswana
Asia: Kazakhstan
Oceania: New Zealand
Favorite Country Pre Continent
South America: (apart from Argentina) Brazil
North America: United States of America
Europe: Spain
Africa: Egypt
Asia: Japan
Oceania: Australia
South America: Brazil
North America: Costa Rica
Europe: Italy
Africa: Namibia
Asia: Japan
Oceania: Vanuatu
Bump
South America: Argentina
North America: Canada
Europe: Greece
Africa: Algeria
Asia: Taiwan
Oceania: Australia
