You've just been selected as the Supreme Leader of the Republic of Mauritius. How do you change the country?
Put Union Jack in flag canton, make Queen Elizabeth II the head of state, change all school textbooks to teach British English if they are currently the simplified variant
Bar the British from entering
>>57010956
good man
Australians have been craving for our attention for quite some time, so here we go. Let's focus on a few problems that ruin the land down under.
>be australian
>housing bubble
>games are good $50 more expensive
>tramp stamp on flag
>everything is venomous, from dogs to sisters
>mommy has a belly pouch
>ping 400+ with data cap to slow down on that supersonic 1.5 Mb/s """"Internet""""
>struggle to load up about:blank
>smear vegemite on your wooden cables to boost the signal as petrol shaman instructed
>have a Gaytime that is hard to have on your own
>celebrate National Sorry Day
>go to Canada as a girl, get drunk and frostbitten during a nap outdoors in February
>go to Bali and get burned
>be tasmanian, be inbred
>get cancer due to the lack of ozone layer
>get glassed
>get fucked by Wei Long
>get shot by Muhammad the Pinoy
>get stomped by emus
>get kicked by cassowaries
>get stung by platypus and live in horrible world of pain for months
>get bitten by spiders in your closet
>get in the water and step on a venomous sea urchin
>get stung by a 4mm jelly fish
>get curb stomped in kings cross
>get privilege checked in lelbourne
>get chlamydia from koala
>get anthrax from wombat
>get fucked by kangaroo
>get rused by NBN Co. site
>get invaded by chinks
>get bit by snake in shower
>get kids stolen by dingos
>get laughed at by two Polacks on /int/
>get nuked by fucking Brits of all people
>get mocked by New Zealanders
>get outside and fall into the pit because the world literally hasn't rendered yet
>lose all wars, even against allegedly lesser beings
>huff petrol, bubble and drink cow piss from a goon sack
>2 0 1 6
>0 * * 1
>1 * * 0
>6 1 0 2
this means a lot to me
>>57010726
Nice memes Indonesia, you're almost ready to join the bigboy leagues.
>>57010775
thanks lad I burst into tears seeing no one replied in the first 2 seconds
Hey Singapore is it true that you guys have to pay back your parents?
Bomp
you guys dont send money back to your parents when you start working?
>>57010820
How is that fucking normal?
Doesn't your government have a pension scheme?
>Ameripedos
Anyone have that image of the dude who had a happy marriage with a 9 year old?
>>57010611
I think it's 16 here
>all those Middle Eastern countries as 18 or older
Yeah, nah
Moldova + Romania = ?
Moldania, Momania, MoRo, Roldova, Romova, ...
What? Why?
>>57010132
Its just Romania. Moldova is just a meme
or vomia
>>57010132
What about it? Great idea.
Post youtube video which describes your cunt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDSMgGJNB_U
nuke finland
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7s11vXQMx8I
>>57010000
quads confirm
that feel when no village dziewuszka
She would look great with a BBC in her throat.
>>57009390
I'd pet that pussy if you know what I mean (;
>village
you mean a disgusting slut who can't discuss anything except disco music and will leave you for some skinhead white nigger
I fucking hate myself
>>57009286
What goes on in pic?
>>57009286
What in the actual fuck did just happen there?
me too
What happened /int/?
>>57008418
islam
>>57008418
islam
islam
Yuropoors, explain yourselves
>Be turkish
>name your food after a group of cannibals
>>57008367
what?
>>57008367
what?
>t. Makataki Takalua
Shaun johnson is full kiwi? Is he? If so why does he have white name
>>57007810
>t. Moana Feleteki
>>57007754
>>57007900
>t. Bambam Jiemba
Why am I racist if I don't know the difference between one Asian and another?
Because they have significant enough facial differences. Think of it like French and Brits.
Chinese and Koreans look alike a lot of the time. Not always, but I imagine a lot of them are from the same pool.
Japanese, you can usually tell...
>>57007173
They're incredibly similar, the only way you could tell the difference is if they're extreme examples of their respective ethnicities.
Did you know the Pope personally welcomes every refugee into Europe by kissing their feet? Just look how much he's enjoying himself in this picture. I bet he slid his soft, wet tongue in between each one of the negroe's toes. His cock as hard as a rock as he salivated all over the black skin before him. I'm sure he licked every inch of filth off that man's foot, each slow stroke of his tongue sending our catholic leader into a burning fit of ecstasy. I'm sure his balls were bursting at the seams with cum as he marinating every toe with spit, suckling them like the cocks of little boys who naively stumbled into a confession booth. With every sloppy kiss his hands trembled as he thanked the lord for providing him with such succulent feet. And I'm sure after the day was over and he lay in his lavish vatican bed, he vigorously jerked his cock to thought of doing it all over again until his bed was soaked in cum and his balls ached profusely.
Preview of Europe in 2017
This picture makes me so hard
You see that woman fourth in line?
The look in her eye, you just KNOW they banged
The Pope is known to be THE most hung guy in the Vatican, possibly one of the biggest in the world. His cock has been described as "like an Evian bottle", with gargantuan thickness that would rival Shane Diesel and Shorty Mac. I'm estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed her pussy.
They would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting herself wet enough just so she can take it. I can just imagine her begging for it, with the Pope barely able to force it past the knob, and her moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. she would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to her cervix. The orgasm would have been powerful, with her vaginal muscles clamping down on the Pope's throbbing monstrosity, her whole body quivering in euphoria..
I bet she still masturbates to the memory of it
Good morning Japan! Have a beautiful day and may God bless you!
cringy weeb
>>57006227
delet
o-oha
>tfw living in Poland
feels good man
>Commieblock dwelling subhuman posts
Can I come
