So, Russian, friends. I need a translation. I'm the guy that's going to Russia in early June to drive the trans-Siberian highway. I'm learning Russian, but some slang i'm not to sure on. I'm communicating with this girl, and she posted this...which i'm not really sure what the last word is.
A тaк мнe тaм дeлaть нeхpeн.
>hot girl to get replies.
bump a dump dump.
>>57094571
It says "You really want to see me have sex woth black men?"
>>57094661
Not quite...lulz. It's just someone that is going to be showing me around Novosibirsk when I get there.
Which country do you think your country should model itself to?
>Brazil
>Italy
Similar culture, Similar family values, economy is based on state capitalism, actually promotes individualism and enrichment while getting those on the bottom of society the little they need to live a prosperous life according to their culture, also free health care and free quality school and universities. Also food is delicious, their culture is a marvel to behold, and their industries are solid and based on their culture
>>57094118
Kill yourself
>ele mora em san "chuva acida" tos
Tinha que ser um plebeu paulista.
Hi /int/
Over the past few months I've gotten interested in learning Russian. I speak English, Farsi, and some Azeri.
My question is, how hard is Russian? What's the best way to start? What's the hardest part about it?
Thanks!
bekhi saght, misle kerrum da koone madaret
>how hard is Russian?
Very.
>What's the best way to start?
Abandoning the idea.
>What's the hardest part about it?
Understanding that you are a moron, who wants to learn a useless language.
You are welcome.
bekhi saght, misle kerrum da koone madaret
https://youtu.be/XzLQgNdn8NY
>tfw no British gf from Bradford
That's a big arse.
>>57093269
what a fucking retard, learn to speak
>>57093459
She's obviously being ironic
saluton amikojn.
pri kio vi volas diskuti?
>>57092266
I'm currently learning Esperanto, it's a lot of fun. Too bad it's not very useful, it's extremely easy to catch.
>>57092266
Saluton.
Parolu!
Are East Africans just Whites with black skin?
Europeans are East Africans with white skin.
>>57091746
Nah, that's Indians.
No, otherwise they'd have achievements to speak of.
>Russians are just whitewashed Mongols
>pretty much anyone with enough Jewish heritage used the Law of Return to get Israeli citizenship after the USSR collapsed because nobody wants to live in that shithole
>Israeli received almost a million Russian immigrants because of that
Israel LITERALLY got KHAN'D.
>>57091589
I'm 1/8 Jewish and I don't have proofs to escape this shithole, suck it.
>>57091637
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bnei_Menashe
People with no Jewish heritage have gotten citizenship in Israel by converting to Judaism kek.
>>57091637
Sure you do, suicide.
>visit my friend in Netherlands
>introduced me to his hot cousin
>I say ''hey gurl wanna fuk''
>actually she has a chuj
>yolo xD
>now I'm gay :DD
Cool story brah
10/10
Trannie?
Let me green text my current situation
> 25 yo
> mechanical engineer
> been depressed for years
> without job but almost 1 year of experience
I'm sick of this shit. I’m from Spain and it’s impossible to find a fucking job here (unemployment rate for young people is almost 50% kek).
I want to leave this fucking country asap. I would like to find a job abroad, and if it’s possible, related with my studies. I’m thinking of going for example to Ireland or UK (or USA why not?) and live in a hostel until I find a suitable job. I know this process can last from some weeks to several months but I don’t care as long as it helps me to put my shit together.
I would like to work in the hostel where I live in exchange for free accommodation until I find a job. Do you think it’s feasible or it’s retarded?
Please help me sharing similar experiences.
apply to the jobs before moving senpai
Marry me so I can help you get a green card. You have to bottom and cook for me though
>It's the "Europeans pretend that their life is hard" episode
Do you think this is accurate?
Apparently our culture shares the most similarities to Russian, Romanian and Croatian
I've been to all these countries and I'm not sure I agree
>>57090739
What does that even mean
i think this might be more applicable for a work/business environment.
Meaningless pseudoscience, no real-world application.
>ITT: we clear up common stereotypes and misconceptions
I'll start:
Myth: Americans have higher rates of obesity than Europeans
Fact: BMI is a flawed measurement and the prevalence of 'obesity' in the US is due to us having a higher proportion of bodybuilders.
t. Ronald McDonald
>>57090664
Myth: Brazil is good at soccer
Fact: 7 - 1
>>57091124
1 horrible loss doesn't change that you always produce stars
chin up, brazil, you still have 5 world cups.
>russia oppresses this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdtgrmPjASE
>>57089391
There are millions of Chechens in Moscow and Saint Petersburg and they are so unbelievably rude.
t. Islamaphobic Chechen woman
>>57089391
>tfw you will never breed Chechen women in heat
>tfw I only fucked a north ossetian one
>russia oppresses this
If fucking only.
Do you tip, /int/? I never tip, ever. Fuck waiters, get a real job and real wage
>work as waiter
>expect customers to pay more than list price
>get M A D if they don't
What's next? Tip doctors? Veterans?
t. American touristing in Europe
>>57088976
I'll tip when I have a wage.
>be american
>tip with your penis
>>57088976
The only thing I tip is my Fedora of enlightment
and your mum lol
Why doesn't /int/ move to a secluded little village in Greenland and form our own IRL community?
If we can't run our own lives how do you think we can run a community?
>>57088960
Too cold.
Reddit would just invade it.
Canjews redpill me on somali jews?
How did they end up being jews/niggers in the first place?
they're not Somali they're Ethiopians
They were kikes before the ashkenazis were kikes.
>jew
>ethiopian
holy fuck, that's the worst combination ever
>muh shoah
>muh pogroms
>muh famine
cancer-tier
