>Go to America
>Take your shoes off when going inside
>Get shot
>Everyboby claps
Explain yourself ameriburgers
>>60408728
>not taking your shoes off when you enter a home
Pure barbarism
Every tile in the grocery store has a small American flag sealed inside. Thinking you're good enough to touch it with bare feet is a crime punishable by death.
Who here considers themselves a global citizen and why?
/balt/
>>60408704
Not me.
Wait until you've got the slightest problem abroad, run to your national embassy and tell them you're "a global citizen".
Also go in Pakistan or China and they won't know what the fuck you're meaning. You're just Western/Anglo, which isn't the world at all.
>>60408704
I do
Nation states are the ultimate cancer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7AwsLXOgSM
>mfw it's literally impossible to say the word gebrochen
WHY IS GERMAN SO FUCKING HARD
REEEEEE
>Germanic hybrid language complaining that German is hard
Fuck off
it's okay, I cant speak German too.
>>60408592
>Oh look at me I put an o or an i at the end of the word and pretend I have my own language
>>60408617
t*rk shit
Is this the most pathetic country ever?
>two tiny countries within its borders
>switches sides in wars when it knows its fucked
>thought allying with Germany was a good idea
>the northern parts, which were the driving force (Sardinia and Piedmont, and not as much Venetia but whatever) in unifying the "country" now want independence (Padania and Venetia)
>never retook their rightful lands from France after being cucked by them, now their border looks ugly
>can't even take Corsica, so they're just in an awkward position where they only own one of the two islands and it looks weird
>have large amounts of rightful Italian land, with ethnic Italians who speak Italian in Switzerland, but never retook them and now the border looks ugly (again) and now the Swiss have to deal with a bunch of Italians in their awkward multicultural country that is only a little bit Swiss
>they finally get the chance to take back their rightful clay from Austria after ww1
>take it, but also take a huge amount of rightful Austria clay with it
Why the fuck does this country exist? Why did people want their countries to unify? It's not like Germany where it was in a position to be a world power, it was just there, and still is, and nobody wants it.
Wow so rude
>>60408526
Fuck off spaghetti nigger
>>60408405
fuck shitaly, we will gain our independence
why are portuguese men such betas?
https://youtu.be/82jfAx-D740?t=484
explain what's happening and why
disturbing as fuck
modern western european "males" are a bunch of emasculated fags, excluding maybe the italians
>>60408341
>>60409280
guy is a beta,the girls are too crazy tho..The guy getting bullied is the one that was talking at the start of the video and he was telling them to only start bullying when people weren't around.
They're from a private school made for rich kids,they're probably spoiled and badly educated
the kids got under ''arrest'' and got into a correction center.
>tfw the Brits have the French as a rival
>Portugal has Spain
>we're stuck with subhuman Poles
contain your autism in your cancerous general.
>>60408189
>germany enemy
>>60408358
OK /int/ which german flag is Mohammed, OP or him?
Hardmode: they both can't be Mohammed
it's 1:31 here
goodnight, lovely people :3
goodnight, lovely OP :3
Good night bro!
Love you
>>60408072
I remember this meme xDD
:DDDD
![Normandy%20beach%20coming%20off%20boat[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ThuOCSJ.jpg "Normandy%20beach%20coming%20off%20boat[1]")
1. Your country
2. Do you believe that the US would do something for another country?
>>60407930
1. Flag
2. Only destroy it and turn it into a puppet.
>>60408029
Hey Belarus are you joining the Russian federation?
What white nonsense is this
Typical bigot chink thinks this is a bad idea
Fuck off
Just how much more are they going to sink?
>>60407702
Nothing wrong with including the other half of the country in their national anthem.
singing edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GyxwQHNfYQ
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zBoYOb9skE
/balt/
:bump:
Rate my accent, pl0x.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cvSSsNA5Tt
Your cunt
Does this thing strike fear into your heart?
Nope.
cute :3
>>60407275
i like moose
Hello, I have Celtic roots and I live in Northern Spain.
You are probably aware of the "lazy, loud moors" Spanish stereotype, so often repeated around the internet and strengthened by southern uneducated Spaniards, who unintentionally perpetuate the stereotype by acting uncivilized in the internet.
But Northern Spain is not like that, most people living here descent from the same Celts and Goths that have been in Spain since ancient times, unlike the Southern Spaniards that are descendant from Al Andalus berbers and Arabs; this difference is reflected in both architecture and cultural values.
Yes, we do share the same country and labels, but our origins and motivations are completely different; we might as well be separate countries.
Before trying to make fun of Spaniards in an english-speaking website you should remember that they are most likely from the North, classic Spanish stereotypes won't hit them since they do agree that the South is uncivilized.
can we be your friend?
>>60407855
why?
They spent their life building this
>>60407125
looks like shit to be -frank- with you
I have faith in god but dang it these dudes were heavy on it
>>60407177
smart motherfucker, aren't you
why do they hate "terrone" so much?
I don't
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1SLOCKlb1M
>>60407085
What about the bruto schiavo with his lust for the Trieste? Do you hate him?
>>60407204
>bruto schiavo
Maybe you meant brutto slavo,nah I don't hate you slovenia,just gib back capodistria :^)
How do I become American?
Is it necessary to own a gun? (gun laws in my country are really strict)
no you need to shitpost so you're already there
>>60406876
most gunfags are rural
a lot of cities have stricter restrictions on them
If you have a graduate degree you can probably come
It's pretty lit
>>60406876
Don't worry. You don't have to become an American to actually live in America these days.
![Italien+[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/nNP8Mat.png "Italien+[1]")