This is LITERALLY a video of an Argentinian visiting London.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mq6c_BHDTI0
most overrated player
>>51195038
>gets keked by Mexico in every WC
what can you know about football?
>>51194935
There's not a single white person in that video
This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
Let's talk at random in Japanese and English. Don't be like pantsuya!
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Real Kana
>http://www.realkana.com/
How to Learn Japanese
>https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jrMXTVapkGlYSyQDwppETbz62ltcknJITQ7ll6bH8QM/edit?pli=1#
100 most common Japanese words
>https://docs.google.com/document/d/1GK7W2AwWsQr5VvgDYRMKSrhTJhDSkB5_jlaVGJks-Hc/pub
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>>51194922
First for Sweden
How much does a farm in Japan cost?
lol I'm cumming.
jan pi nimi ala o! toki!
sina sona e toki pona? kama pona!
sina wile kama sona e ni? kama pona!
toki pona li seme? sina ken lukin e ni: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toki_Pona
poki sona pi toki pona: https://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Updated_jan_Pije%27s_lessons
poki nimi: http://tokipona.net/tp/ClassicWordList.aspx
linja ni o kama!
sewi
jan Pona li pona e linja ni.
>Be me,a portuguese guy in Japan
>Start walking on the street
>Suddenly notice two japanese woman sitting on a bus stop
>I say ''Good konichiwa''
>They respond with: ''Good konichiwa''
>I sit next to them
>They ask where I come from
>I say ''Portugal''
>They say:''Cool''
>They ask me what I'm doing in Japan
>I say I was just visiting...
>Suddenly 4 american fat weebos appear and sit next to us
>They start harassing the japanese ladies
>I say:''How about you stop harassing those ladies?''
>They get up from their seats and surround me
>I grab my cross necklace and put it over my t-shirt
>They lunge at me
>I completely destroy them
>They ask:''Where do you come from?''
>I say:I come from Portugal,the last bastion of christianity in europe,the most honorable and glorious country in europe,never conquered.
>They run away:
>Suddenly the ladies start hugging me and kissing me
>I grab them and bring them to my bed where we have sex.
>They get pregnant and have beautiful anime kids
>They say:''Thank you João,if it weren't for you we would have been raped and had weebo children,unfortunately japanese man are keks and inferior to atlantic men...Your country is so good João-kun!
>I look at the sky and say:''Esta é a ditosa pátria minha amada''
This is what it sounded like:http://vocaroo.com/i/s0k0OJghVAsL
>child-deathtugal
>>51194506
t. Hector Barbossa
>>51194568
>>51194506
why is everyone suddenly so obsessed with Portugal
what's so interesting about it?
What was your country doing in the 90s?
>>51194424
Being shit as usual.
trying to get our savings back. the president took it all for himself
your mum
Replace Iran with Russia and that's how I feel. I love Russia, I hate the fact that our countries hate each other so much for no reason at all.
Fuck off traitor.
The only good Russian is a dead Russian.
>>51194228
>that flag
Sorry desu this conversation is for relevant countries only. Please come back when your population is at least 100 million and your country is measured by millions of miles.
>>51194198
REMOVE PIEROGI remove pierogi
you are worst slav. you are the slav idiot you are the slav smell. return to Siberia. to our Siberian cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,Russia we will never forgeve you. cetnik rascal FUck but fuck asshole slav stink ussr gommie filth..slav genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead slav..ahahahahahRUSSIA WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget Cold War .USSR we kill the gommunism , Russia return to your precious mongolia….hahahahaha idiot Russian and slav smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE PIEROGI FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. canada+usa+turkey+uk=kill Russia…you will ww2/ tupac alive in nato, tupac making album of nato . fast rap tupac nato . we are rich and have nukes now hahahaha ha because of tupac… you are ppoor stink slav… you live in a gulag hahahaha, you live in a yurt
tupac alive numbr one #1 in nato ….fuck the Warsaw Pact ,..FUCKk ashol Russians no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and contry. 2pac aliv and real strong wizard kill all the slav farm aminal with rap magic now we the nato rule .ape of the zoo presidant Putin fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and Russia wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. nato greattst alliance
lads i dont think you understand, let me write simple for you
it's ok to shot jet over your territory because pilots go out with parachute and go home
its not ok to shot jet over Syria bcuz moderate terrorist shot at parachute and pilot is kill
>shot
They word you're looking for is "shoot", sweetheart
>>51194225
Don't patronize him lil bitchy fatty
Music thread
>Country
>Five favorite/currently listening to bands/groups
>flag
>having favorite music that doesn't change ever
Brazil.
Marija Serifovic. I love the serbs!
last discovered
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXLmt6i-hBY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7pLFMWtx28
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GK8A0adtwaQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iN38_wkB144
who'd win in a total war between portugal and ireland?
>>51193765
Ireland. They beat the UK which was, at the time, one of the world's superpowers. What has Portugal ever done apart from being the shame of western Europe?
>>51193847
"Beat"
My friend is going to Barcelona tomorrow. What should she expect?
Niggers, Moors and Pakis.
she will be raped by swarthy spaniards
Niggers, Moors and Pakis and Indians
Verklaar uwen steun aan de KONING
editie
Welkom: blanken
Niet welkom: linkse rakkers, krulbroodjes die Oranje niet steunen, buitenlanders
racisme
tweede voor Friesland steun Oranje
Is Poetin blank?
> Our new president is the son of italians
> The pop is the son of italians
> The best football player in the world is the grandson of italians
Why are Italians so successful?
*pope desu
>>51193326
years and years of tradition and communal love
high sociability
we value artistic talent more than shit STEM crap
But Ronaldo is Portuguese and African, not Italian.
Do Greeks seriously eat grilled cheese for breakfast?
>>51193147
Yes, my grandmother used to make it all the time
>>51193147
Yes.
Don't mind me tho I drink Frappe because I usually wake up late and I miss my uni lessons.
Do Americans seriously eat pop-tarts for breakfast?
If 4chan is owned by a Japanese dude (said Japanese dude is in pic) how come most users are from Europe? Also how come there are like no chinese people on here? Is there actually an explanation for this or does it just happen to be this way?
>>51193015
because they're too stupid to learn english
>>51193015
>how come most users are from Europe?
That's wrong, most users come from the land of the free.
>>51193015
>Also how come there are like no chinese people on here
You and me make at least 2, Chang
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Recently I was in the Czech Republic. Almost every Czech person I spoke to was incredibly rude to me, even though I tried to be very polite.
Is this because I am English? Do most European countries despise someone as soon as they detect that they are English? Is this related to the "lad culture" that we export to your countries?
>>51192970
>Recently I was in the Czech Republic
Prague?
>>51192970
they were rude to you because you look like a mong haha
>>51192970
Maybe you weren't observing etiquette. As a Western man you should be propositioning every woman/child for sex, The Official Czech Office for the Promotion of Tourism has posted several friendly instructional videos on this site,which is conveniently in English http://www.czechstreets.com/
Unlike other countries the men view this as a great honour and they will endlessly extol the virtues of the jew pornographic industry.
