>be american
>get shot
>>60791661
why do americans get so much shit when someone gets shot?
here people get shoot every day, on thursday a group killed 11 people on a rural poor community , included children and elders, other 2 were killed on a baseball game and leave 11 injured and each year about 17,500 people get murdered.
>>60791824
Yeah but everyone knows that Mexico is 3rd world, so it's to be expected.
>>60791661
>this is coming from Serbia
>land of mortar cities and rape all the women
Still mad we air striked you?
How do you order a beer in your country?
Personally I hand over my passport with shaking hands and just say "b-beer" while looking down at the ground
>>60790724
beer is gross
Thats bs because I know you look old enough so they don't even ask ID's from you anymore, and they only do that if you look over 30.
>>60791063
>beer is gross
Are you a faggot ?
>yfw you realize Canadians dominate American media and music
>posting shitheaps for artists rather than someone good, a la Gordon Lightfoot
holy fuck Canadians are the most retarded people ever
>>60790903
Do you not know what "dominate" means? You should ask your whore of a mum, she'll know
>>60791049
>trying to dominate a 600 pound woman
nice try
Ive always wanted to date/fuck a girl with a handicap. Truth be told thats prolly the only way Ill ever get a girl to like me is if she isnt all there, ya know? And kinda just settles for me since she is not "normal" so she knows no other guys want her
Always wanted to fuck a mute girl too. Just to hear the voices she makes. Also a deaf girl.
My fetish with blind girls started in middle school. I was a helper to the teacher and one day another teacher was really behind and asked for help. So i was assigned to that teacher for like 2 weeks. Turns out she was with "special" needs kids. Where they put the retards and other kids with handicaps
She was 100% mentally there though. Just was blind. She was even in my same grade and i didnt even see her before then!! I avoided her for the first week or so. My first time actually being close to a blind person and for some reason I was scared of her. The following week I had to take her to the bathroom (which wasnt uncommon. I escorted lots of girls and boys to the bathroom. If a boy i was allowed to walk in with them and make sure they dont escape. If a girl i just took her to the single bathroom and waited outside. If they were in there for too long I was supposed to ask the nearest female teacher to check up on them)
So im walking her to the bathroom, leading her since she was holding my hand, in total silence. On the way there she asked why I was shaking so much. I quickly exclaimed because she is a girl and i dont usually hold girls hands. She giggled and told me she kinda figured that since i was also crushing her hand i was holding it so tight.
>>60790490
So i quickly let go and kept walking only to look back and realize, "Oh shit yeah. forgot she is blind"
So I escorted her inside. Held the door open and told her to knock on the door when she is finished so i know she is done. On the way back i was stiff and frozen but she made some stupid joke and i laughed. Then she said something about Blink 182 and i was super into them back then and we instantly hit it off
For the next few days i was always trying to get to talk with her and eventually we had a moment. (for the next part try to understand im a fucking loser of a 13yo and my body was changing in ways i didnt like and i was a hairy fucking boy because genetics)
So one day the teacher gives her class a "reading" period. It was when the whole class was basically "free" or "study" time. You could quietly talk to each other or go outside and read under the big tree we had in the courtyard. Being a teacher assistant, the teachers actually told me the real reason they did that - They needed to turn in paperwork to the principal and needed that hour to catch up OR they didnt create a lesson plan the night before LOL
So me and Rebecca (blind girl) go to the tree with some other kids but go on the opposite side of the tree to kinda be by ourselves. She starts reading then asks what Im reading. I tell her nothing I was just looking at her (which i was. like not even sexually. i was just bored with nothing to do and was just staring at her move her fingers to read)
She kinda took it the wrong way and said like in a teasing voice, "Hehe. Why were you STARING at me Anon!!??"
I said, "No! not like that! I just didnt have anything to do. Plus it isnt weird looking at you like with other girls?
>Why
"WELL, because you're blind. You cant see me and look back. Im.... like comfortable with you...i guess"
>>60790513
She put her book down and after a brief pause she asked if she could touch my face. I quickly told her WTF what for and she said she wants to kinda "see" me if she touches my face
I said okay but was freaking out and warned her i might be sweaty because it was hot outside. She said she didnt care and touched my face. I was so quiet i was having a panic attack wondering if she thought i was ugly or something
She started with the top of my head then went downward. She got to my cheeks and shouted
>Aha! Hahaha you have WHISKERS!!
I quickly apologized and said yeah i was hairy. I always cut myself shaving so i dont like to shave. I apologized again and said i know girls dont like beards but it hurts when i shave and i know i look ugly
>Oh no! I didnt mean that. I actually like it. It feels good. Ive never felt a beard on a boy before. Its prickly hehe
I asked her if she was kidding or being honest. She said honest. Im glad she was blind cuz at that point my dick was making a huge tent on my pants and i was blushing so fucking hard. She kept like scratching under my chin then after a while said
>Who's a good boy??
Um.....what?
>Oh haha! Sorry. Just a thing I do with my dog. I scratch him under his chin like this and he likes it. I know you like it too. I can tell
So i moved away and we just talked for the rest of the period. I will never forget how soft her hands were and how she didnt seem annoyed or looked down on me. It felt so good to have my face carressed by a girl
Then the 2 weeks were up and I never saw her again. I never had a reason to go back to that classroom. I regret that now.
>>60790550
Almost 20 years later and she was the only female who ever really talked to me or i had a physical touch with. I felt so amazing when i talked to her. I remember one time she asked why i seemed hyper. I said i wasnt i was just smiling. She said why. I said IDK i just see you and smile i guess...
Sorry for the long post. Just get so emotional over the past. The present sucks so bad. When you are young there is hope. You dont know a lot of things but just know "someday" you will be somebody. You will figure out life. Be somebody that makes your parents proud! Then reality sets in and you are just a virgin 30+ male with no happiness, no friends, no money and dont like waking up because you have to live with being a loser for the next 20 or so more years. Then you realize you didnt even made any decisions. You cant really blame yourself but at the same time there is nobody else to blame
You just .... did nothing. Went with the flow. Saw everything and everyone pass you by and stayed still just standing there. Your indecisiveness has created this shit life. Nothing good comes to those who wait. Now you know this lesson but it is far too long gone to change anything for the better
NEVER SHOULD OF COME HERE
So how do you guys feel about the fact TES VI Valenwood got announced?
>>60789974
It did?
Kinda disappointed t b h, I always thought Valenwood sounds like a meh-tier province.
I hoped it would be Hammerfell.
anyone still playing eso :-D
Are there any roaches in your country?
How do we get rid of them?
>>60789739
Yes
Wait for a european war to broke out so we can ethnically cleanse them unnoticed in the big turmoil
>>60789739
Yes. We have a lot. We have two types of them, brown type (smaller) and black type (bigger).
>How do we get rid of them?
It's almost impossible to get rid of them completely by yourself once they make their nests in your home.
All you can do is to call professionals.
>>60789739
Roaches can survive a nuclear world war im sorry you can't get rid of them :^)
>most important person in german history
>not even a german
Austrians are German
>>60789667
And Great Britain is an oxymoron
whats your point ?
>>60789642
>most important person in lithuanian history
>not even a lithuanian
In your country do you call your currency a bill or a note?
In America and Canada we say dollar bill but I've heard Australians say dollar note and British people say pound note?
What does your country say?
>>60789267
Nota
>>60789267
Don't really have a name for it. It's generally refereed to as "kronor" whether it's a bill or a coin. If we're specifically referring to a paper bill it's usually called "lapp" (with the amount in front, i.e. hundralapp for the 100 bill) which loosely translates into note. Officially the paper money might also be refereed to as "sedel" which also loosely translates into note.
>>60789267
Our language is completely difference from yours, so we have only one word for bill (note).
We say 'satsu' for bill (notes, and 'dama' for coins.
Hey /int/
I wanna emigrate, I'm getting fed up with the muslims here.
I was thinking about:
USA:
pros: it's the usa.
cons: gun violence, religious nutcases.
Canada:
pros: nice people and close to usa
cons: cucked as fuck.
Australia:
pros: I like Australia.
cons: semi cucked and unstable government.
Japan:
Pros: Asian woman, I like Japanese culture. Cons: High standard of living.
Poland:
Pros: Nice people and hardly cucked.
Cons: religious as fuck
And advice?
Other possible countries?
>>60788999
How about Iceland? There are no Muslims there.
>>60788999
Honestly, gun violence is very minimal outside of major urban centers, and the religious nutcases mostly center in the south. There are some high-tier states that let you avoid all of your cons.
>>60789247
Good point, what states would you recommend?
When will Turkey apologize for allowing this to happen?
They tried to stop it, you know
Even Mehmet himself cannot resist such a heavenly ass such as Kims
>>60788813
Don't forget Anita Sarkeesian.
>>60788860
not quite. the reason armos went to america was to avoid ottoman persecution. we indirectly caused it.
>Be Irish
>Go watch football in a different country
>Get Drunk, sing songs, have the craic and banter with the locals
>No fights, riots or vandalism.
>Praised by Police worldwide.
>Any other country
>WWIII
>Say boo and a riots happens
>See news everyday about police having to use tear gas
>Threats of being kicked out of host countries.
Come on lads it is just a game.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZliTt1GsKo
Video of us bantering a Hungarian Reporter.
>>60788678
Best of friends
>>60788678
wow so le AWEOSME xDDD ikrish are so NICE and so LE EPIC, definitely worth a threa, upboated and reposted on lebbit and 9gag xDDD
>>60788678
>be Irish
>score a own goal just to be nice
Overwatch edition
Yuck. Nice general you got here
>>60788655
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>tfw no fat belly gf
>Look up pornstars from Canada
>They're literally all hideous or retarded
Are the pornstars from your country any good, /int/?
Isn't Capri Cavalli/Cavanni Canadian?
>Sunny Leone
Gee, I don't know...
which country is the easiest country to bant against ?
>>60788581
Canada
America.
You don't even necessarily need to have anything to banter with. Just post a normal reply and there's a good 50% chance they splurt out something stupid and receive +10(you)s with golden grins.
>>60788581
Canada
Ramazan edisyonu
átok
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>>60788632
İlk acilan tirad bu. Niye baskasini aciyorsunuz?
