>there are German qts on this board RIGHT NOW
>they will never date you
>merkel will force them all to marry syrians within the decade
>german
>qt
>>52882810
GERMANY
YES
What's the most dangerous wildlife in your country, not including blacks and muslims?
Snakes and arachnids
>>52882838
Any in particular?
Diamond backs can fuck you up when walking in fields of tall grass
at least they warn you
t. Texan
Why don't countries like Croatia, Serbia and Macedonia just get together and form a Slavic super state?
you mean like yugoslavia?
didn't work last time
They did it once
>Be American
>Hear gunshots outside
You forgot
>Return fire
pls be safe xoxoxoxo
>tfw you walk outside and see a dead nigger on the sidewalk
>be american
>get shot
>be Australian
>get cumshot
>be Australian
>get killed by stingray
>be Australian
>lose a war to a bird
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=as76cG_vnb4
Do Americans clap after their breakfast? Cause i heard they do
OP I wanna see your mom clap that ass
ey dickhead
Yes
Can I get one of your Canadian sleeping belts? Don't sell them here
where can I find girls who look like her?
Israel
The internet.
The ovens
http://youtube.com/watch?v=BoSJk9K0ePc
>You will never have a gf with a qt accent
Why live?
>>52882270
that sounds a lot like American Nigger English uezs
oi m8 that's not the Kiwi fleg. that's got a feken fehn on it. betrayal of the comminwealth. keep our fleg bru
>>52882307
They are our retarded cousins after all
Is he the hero Germany needs, or the hero Germany deserves?
He's a fat fuck who thinks he's tough because he's fat.
He should cross the Atlantic
Mein Deutsch is rusty, but is he essentially saying that male refugees need to fight german bears to prove they're worthy? And that he's basically gonna fug them up?
>>52882294
t. Daan Jansen
>Be Europe
>Get Blown up, Stabbed, Raped, Searched, Seized, Detained, shot, Enriched
wait
an AMERICAN is saying this?
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABABHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABABAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABABAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Opposite day?
Come on m8, I'm American too and even I think this is hypocrisy on the highest possible level
>there are people browsing /int/ right now who suck at geography
>caring about an absolutely irrelevent subject
*raises paw*
I don't suck at geography :3c
>>52882154
this desu
Goodmorning /int/
>>52881949
Good Morning ・。・
go to hell nigger
>he didn't post ohayou face
w-who are you?
/int/, I have a problem. A girl I've been seeing for a while has taken a liking to putting her pinkie finger inside of my urethera.
I don't really mind it, it's a bit of a tingle, but I'm afraid of what I'll start to skew my tastes to if I keep going with this. Will post a picture if you guys are interested.
What do I do.
>>52881913
>urethra
>her pinkie
Need pic, either you are dating a girl with small hands or your dick is broken
>>52881913
Ouch
>>52882037
This
You should visit Frankston sometime. It'll be as if you never left home.
>>52881899
What's in Frankston, dear Marble Barite?
>>52881840
I would let these blondes piss on me.
>>52881806
fantastic thread
glad Im posting first
Good thread
>>52881806
Excellent thread
>>52881824
>>52881829
Very good posts
