What keeps you from being a great country, bros?
You have pretty much all that it's needed
>>52035645
>You have pretty much all that it's needed
Like what?
>>52035645
Ourselves.
>>52035645
same things that keeps you down: niggerness
>>52035957
soybeans, cattle, oil, silver.. you know, basic resources
>Last night was my mum birthday
>Get up at 6:30 AM on saturday
>Leave my house at 7:30AM
>Came back at 15:30
>I'm hungry and I want to eat a piece of birthday cake
>I'm going to get the cake in the refrigerator
>The cake escapes in my hand
>The entire cake is on the floor
>tfw
the remainders of the cake or the untouched cake?
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>>52035531
this
this is very important information OP
Fellow Americans,
Have you ever held a gun and thought you could do anything?
>>52035309
Have I fired a gun? Yes.
Did it make me feel I could do anything? No, because I get my confidence from actual accomplishments and ability.
>>52035497
But just think of what you could accomplish with a gun, bro.
>>52035309
Better version:
>Have you ever owned a gun?
>Do you want to own a gun?
>State, City when you live
>Have you ever fired a gun?
-
>Have you ever owned a gun?
No
>Do you want to own a gun?
Depends on my circumstances if I feel it is vital to the protection of my family and myself
>State, City when you live
Georgia, Atlanta
>Have you ever fired a gun?
Yes, many times.
What is your favorite type of gook food?
I like thai personally.
Pic unrelated, its jap gook food not thai gook food
>>52035227
I eat rice sometimes.
I like Vietnamese good a lot. And Chinese food, and Thai food. But good Japanese food here is super expensive.
>tfw no 80's asian gf
its not a good feel
>>52035167
Thanks now I´m depressed. Post more pics of 1980s asian girls.
>>52037784
It's not healthy, but here
negro porters Edition
>Official Unofficial Rules
1. Post something in your language or request something in someone else's
B. Go to http://www.vocaroo.com/ and record yourself
iii. Post your recording and receive criticism, and critique other's.
>Obligatory English, but please do post other languages and more difficult English texts because that's the only way this will become interesting. =)
Another excerpt from A Frenchman in America: Recollections of Men and Things, by Max O'Rell.
"The tip in America is not /de rigueur/ as in Europe. The cabman charges you so much, and expects nothing more. He would lose his dignity by accepting a tip (many run the risk). He will often ask you for more than you owe him ; but this is the act of a sharp man of business, not the act of a servant. In doing so, he does not derogate from his character.
The negro is the only servant who smiles in America, the only one who is sometimes polite and attentive, and the only one who speaks English with a pleasant accent.
The negro porter in the sleeping cars has seldom failed to thank me for the twenty-five or fifty cent piece I always give him after he has brushed—or rather, swept—my clothes with his little broom."
rate my accent my american overlord
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0K5glKjmIS2
>>52035273
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SZ9o4HAVQs
>>52035693
>you sound like a cross between a Latino and Indian
People have feelings, you know.
Does your country have Tudor style?
Do you like Tudor style?
Henry the eighth was a protestant!
No, prods must burn.
>>52035122
>Jose Mendez hates hard working protestants
colour me surprised
>deep-fried watermelon is a typical dish in american cuisine
amerimelons will defend this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_eSoLLZ0u0
>Americans
>>52034816
doesn't look so bad
I'd like to even try it desu
>americans
Fucking niggers
Can they pass in South East Asia if they are to shave their heads to hide that funky hair type?
>>52034762
nose knows
Probably not.
Those skin colors themselves are similar, but the lineaments are obviously different.
>>52034762
we arent that fuckin brown m8
>I will NEVER have a healthy self-esteem
>almost 22 years old
>never had a gf
>probably my entire family believes I'm gay
>am 26
>started on 4chan when I was 15 and post here every day
>ugly
U
>>52034300
what is this a reference to?
>sweden yes
PEE
WUR
YOU
How Italianized is the Eastern Adriatic? In terms of culture, lifestyle, behavior, cuisine.
>>52034093
Pretty much zero. I don't know about albania though.
>>52034093
south croatia to some degree, but less mediteranian vibe
>>52034093
Only our fojbe are Italianised.
>this triggers the asspainoles
You eill nedd how to write to trigger us first
Who was the other country talking shit about owning the vessel? Nicaragua?
Why would the moon trigger us
>be Russian
>be unable to say "I am."
>be unable to say "Hey, miss/sir!", use "you" in plural instead
>be unable to say "have", use "at his/hers" instead since there's no possession in gommunism
>be unable to say "shop", use "magazin" (= warehouse) since there are no shops in gommunism, there's only storage
>forget how to say "is" in "he is weird" so you go chimpanzee and literally say "he weird", "he engineer", "she nurse"
>call a lighter "zażygałka" (lit. "a device for vomiting") instead of "zapalniczka"
>call a tyre "szyna" (lit. a railroad track) instead of "opona"
>forget "kurwa" and use "suka" and "blyat" instead
>forget that you have eyes and use ))) instead of :))) because God knows why
>Russians
>Slavs
>>52033660
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Slavs, is in fact, Slovenes and Slavs, or as I've recently taken to calling it, masterrace and slavshits. Slavs are not an ethnic group unto itself, but merely a linguistic group made useful by based Slovenes, a vital group thanks to which Europe exists.
Many /int/ users mistake Slovenes for Slavs every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the Slovene group is often called "Slavs", and many of /int/olerants are not aware that it is basically the Slovenes, a Central European masterrace.
There really are Slavs, but Slovenes are no part of it. Slovenes are different, much more civilized and stuff. This is essential for you to realize. Slavs often include Slovenes, but basically it's Slavs with Slovenes added. All the so called "Kajkavian Slavs" are really Slovenes.
>>52033660
How to say "To Have or to Be?" in Russian?
"У или –?"
>>52033878
имeть или быть you fucking memester
