>be me
>australian
>gettin frisky one night
>decide "fuck it" and hop on ye olde internet thingy to jerk it to some fine sheila
>it's taking a while to load the internet
>hit the dial up box with my boomerang
>success.jpg
>gettin a good 20kbs
>"fuck me mate it's quite speedy tonight"
>take an hour to download a picture of some sheila with some noice sized didgeridoos
>start pullin me pud
>2 minutes later
>its nuttin time
>bust a hell of a nut
>it drips down onto my face
>dont care, too euphoric
>next minute a spoidah crawls onto my lap without me knowing
>thinks my tallywhacker for a snake
>bites it
>Ohfuckthepain.jpg
>the shock of it makes me jump
>tfw ground harness was rusty
>it snaps and I fall into the sun
>mfw
Fucking australia
Quality post
>>59729267
Sounds like you've been having it rough, Bruce.
>>59729267
fuckin straya m8
Which colour line most accurately divides Europe and Asia?
figured using the placement along the Black and Caspian seas was a good working Metric, but obviously the most accurate dividing line is probably not exactly any one of these.
Somewhere between blue and pink
>>59729250
the pink one
how much of many is spain in to for being at your
liking
>>59730239
yes helo yes but ho
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THIS FUCKING GAYFROG AGAIN FUCKING POLE BASTARD STOP POSTING THIS SHIT FUCKING HELL SHIT CUNT I HOPE PUTIN BOMBS YOUR RETARD FROG POSTING ASS YOU ANALWASTE
>>59730304
pls no
bull
Why do the left fascists say they can afford trillions of shitskins each of which gets over 10k EUR per year (and it's a proven fact)?
Germany is itself poor. I don't wonder why demography is fucked up here. Why can you do with the average 2k per month? Pay loans for a little house on the outskirts and a mediocre car (some even pay loan for a TV or something), living costs, maybe one or two mostly local vacations (or at most in Turkey or Spain), pay for kindergarten etc. It should be noticed that the curse of mortgage is life-long for all practical concerns. Even an average property is unreasonably expensive. The numbers easily reach 200-300k.
It's literally calculated in a way that you can't save and invest. You only support your existence.
In addition to that, there is no such that as career advancement in this country.
Why wasn't I born in the US?
>>59728910
Germams became the Jews they had been trying to destroy all along
The Jew entered them. The Jew became them.
tfw substantive OP doesn't get answers whereas OPs consisting of two words result in a bump limit.
Are you whining about this while living off your neet money, or do you actually pay a substantial amount of taxes?
Maori soldiers perform a haka on the Western front during WWI.
What role did your people play in the Great War?
we accepted nazi refugees
>>59728896
We were the only Latin American country (officially) in the war but we did pretty much nothing besides patrolling.
>>59729043
>WW1
>>59729043
Nigga you're dumb as fuck
At what age is it normal/expected to move out in your country?
In Canada I think it starts getting weird past about 20, after which people start to think there's something wrong with you(and there often is).
>>59728792
Either 18, when you go to uni, or from 22 to 25, depending on your course length, when you finish uni, go to work and start actually getting something.
However, here, in Moscow, housing costs a fortune and job market is shit because of overall economic downturn, so moving out is more troublesome now.
Never
>>59728792
Never to be honest.
People only find it weird if you stay inside the house all day(like me), but if you have a job and gf, then you live in your parent's house till they die or if the terrain is big(often it's not) you build a small two room house in the backyard and raise a family there.
Hej /int/
Jag började lära mig svenska för två år sedan, och jag nu tänker lära mig norska snart. Vilken dialekt är den att jag bör lära mig? Nynorsk eller bokmål? Behöver jag lära mig båda?
bork
MUH
HERITAAAAAGE
bokmål written by most people and is similar to danish so you'll be able to read that too
r8 my doge, /int/
>>59728630
9/10
Kek why don't you show us the other rat you own
Is that a rottweiler? He's gonna be a big guy.
>mfw European countries will officially become colonies of their former colonies
The age of the white man is finally over, the age of the brown man is back and stronger than ever
>tfw just shaved my pubes, and my pubic region is super smooth
Feels good man. Also kill whitey
>tfw mestizo master race
Greeks and other non-whites of /int/ come to this thread. Let us organize to harm Germany and the West. They did nothing to help us and made everything worse. Now it's our turn. You have the help of some Turks too. Germany and the West must bleed.
What is this map showing? What's the point of a fucking unlabeled legend?
I am Greek
wtf i hate britain now
1) not reading all that shit
2) I will bet cold hard shekels that churchill's legacy will be pulled apart in the next decade by SJWs pointing out that he didn't like indians
>>59728198
why so? you guys cucked old churchy of his role
You can only post ITT if your country has
>no Jews
>no Muslims
feels incredibly good
>>59728154
Your country has both.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islam_in_Japan
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_the_Jews_in_Japan
>>59728183
I have never seen either. Who cares.
Go back to work you pog chairforce faggot
I was watching some cuck shit and I swear the guy either takes material from 4chan or that's the target audience.
>Calls cucks whiteboi
>Uses the term "boypussy"
>A bunch of other shit that sounds straight from racebaiting threads
Kekkeroo
Great international thread Canadian
>>59728051
4chan didn't invent all of those terms, especially "whiteboy". I mean holy shit. All of that slang existed before 4chan.
>>59728206
It most certainly popularized it.
I think /pol/ inventing the cuck meme and "boypussy" starting to get used made it popular and made the google searches for it jump up.
Why haven't you visited Africa?
You can run with the lions in the Savannah.
You can swim with the hippos in the Nile.
>>59728042
You can pilot commercial airplanes with orangutans too, apparently
>>59728042
B-but I live there
>You can buy beer from 7-11 in Hong Kong
>You can buy beer from mcdonalds in Germany
>Have to go to a bottle-o or pub here
>>59728009
Dumb dumbfrog poster
>>59728009
Tell me about it m8. Here the liquor stores close at 11 or midnight on the weekday, and they aren't open on Sunday.
Can buy beer from 7-11 here too friend
Some of them even sell firearms
