https://youtu.be/hYYLMo2pb7w
In honor of this video that's been popular recently, fellow Americans how did your parents win your college tuition?
My dad won mine with a hog wrestling contest and THEN a couple years later won my sisters by winning a pie eating contest
>my friend had to go to state college because his mom only won 25% off in an air guitar contest
Fucking lel
>>52469568
>My dad won mine with a hog wrestling contest and THEN a couple years later won my sisters by winning a pie eating contest
Well memed my friend but I think your story is too silly to be believable ;))) A very nice idea indeed, though! Carry on, my man.
>America
>first world
>>52469568
>that porn video
seriously, that's disgusting, is it a fetiche or a funny meme?
You wake up in Moldova
How long do you stay alive?
i find my way to the nearest eu embassy
DESIGNATED
TOWN
WWI was a mistake
what? those were your borders just before ww1? I knew alsace was gone but I didn't know you had belgium and didn't have brittainy
there's no way though, didn't belgium have congo at that time? or no?
>>52469144
my melanin enriched brother
what the fuck are you talking about
>not having an alpha full beard president
Too bad we have a woman for a president.
>>52469131
He looks like a friendly grandpa.
Would vote for/10
>not having the king of Portugal as head of state
>being independent
Your race isn't made to be independent. Portugal should've sent it's whole imperial army, made up of all the blackest of blacks from
Mozambique and all the most savages savages from Angola and just land their niggers in Rio de Janegro and siege that shithole unyil your shit country begs for peace
>Letting a foreign country secure your airports, and giving them diplomatic immunity for their troubles
KEKS
>>52468975
i am happy to help my father great Britain
![bigstockphoto_anger__1167749-resized-600[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/ojyMsOA.png "bigstockphoto anger 1167749-resized-600[1]")
>>52468975
>giving them diplomatic immunity
Literally fucked up, UK.
>>52469012
Yes. Dad is getting old and can not take care of himself anymore. It is the duty of the most successful son to take care of him now.
You wake up in Sheboygan, Wisconsin, United States. You have no wallet and no phone. What do?
>>52468911
Suck dick for spare change and call embassy desu
>>52468911
>Walk to nearest store
>Ask to use phone
>Also ask where nearest Western Union is
>Call someone to send rental car fare
>Call rental car place, have them deliver car to whatever store I'm in
>Drive home
Exact same process if I'm from overseas, except get cab fare to airport and plane ticket instead of rental car
Knock on the nearest door where I will undoubtedly be met with a loving nuclear family that will offer me hot cocoa and delicious Wisconsin cheese. After I'm done fucking their daughter, I will thank them and the breadwinner of the family will slip a wad of money into my pocket before sending me off.
Are there occasionally white pride threads here at /int/? Not talking about neo-Nazis or your basic anti-black 4channer (aka /b/), but regular respectful white pride threads here on /int/
yes but americans are usually not invited
>>52468874
Better go to /pol/.
/int/ is for shitposting ONLY
>cheese slicer existed for 1000 years
>invented cheese
>>52468704
Careful there Norge, stop provoking that icefucker.
Those things are useless
>>52468817
This, it's something a little kid would use instead of a knife
who is more of a non country?
Slovenia because at least the Yugoslavia language has Croatian in the name.
>>52468437
The one that can't even form a government.
You are now in a random spot of country of the poster above you with nothing besides whatever clothes/items are currently on your person.
How fucked are you?
not
>>52468297
no problem
knot
1. your country
2. name of your intelligence agency
>finland
>SUPO
Mossad
>lithuania
>Antrasis operatyvinių tarnybų departamentas prie Krašto apsaugos ministerijos
Sweden
SÄPO
Post desserts from your cunt
not allowed: Oliebollen
Pic related is semolina pudding
>>52467217
It's мaннaя кaшa !
Dampfnudeln (fried dumplings with a salt crust, often with vanilla sauce)
>>52467368
Germknödel (something like softer Dampfnudeln filled with plum marmalade and topped with a shitload of poppy seeds)
How come norway has become the laughing stock of /int/?
A
>>52467199
They are the envy of all scandis
>>52467341
Sweden and Denmark are so much better though
You wake up in Norilsk, Russia.
since I will never know that feel, I created in a game desu
I stay in my comfy commieblock apartment and share a hot bowl of borscht with my busty Tatar wife while we snuggle together under a blanket on the couch while watching Russian TV.
Relax in bed and read a book
