you wake up in downtown Bogota, Columbia. What do?
>>52176129
Get shot. I love the third world look.
find the nearest airport
>>52176129
find nearest large breasted babe and show her my euro dick.
Edizione spleen
(you)
Svegliatevi NEETS
È lui o non è lui?
Go to
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Visa_requirements_for_[Your_Country]_citizens
Post map
>need visa to get into most of Africa
lmao
>>52176057
I assume black is no entry?
>Star Wars doesn't premiere till the 24rth
>being hype for nostalgia-b8
fugging bleb
Star wars is shit though
which of the Celtic countries do you think has the best;
>food
>literature
>women
>beer
>films
>language
>history
>banter
>food
Brittany
>literature
Ireland
>women
Wales
>beer
don't care
>films
??
>language
Ireland
>history
Scotland
>banter
Scotland
>>52175047
>food
Brittany
>literature
Ireland
>women
Who knows
>beer
Scotland
>films
Scotland
>language
Ireland
>history
Scotland
>banter
Scotland and Ireland
>food
none
>literature
England
>women
None
>beer
England
>films
England
>language
Brittany (french)
>history
England
>banter
England
>his country's name was given to it by Jesus H. Christ himself
How's that crippling poverty, Yuropoors?
>>52174978
>his country doesn't have a name
lol @ ur life
>>52174978
>his country doesn't have a name
lol @ ur life
>>52174978 (OP)
>his country doesn't have a name
lol @ ur life
What happens here? Also, why we don't see Mongolian posters here?
They already conquered the world, they stopped caring after realizing how superior they are to us, filthy city-dwellers.
>>52174872
I guess English knowledge isn't widespread enough there for them to be able to post.
>>52174872
There's a mongolian guy hanging around here sometimes.
Be sure to check the chink general.
What would the UN be like if each nation was represented by an /int/ poster?
The UN would become a lot more focused on 'that feel when no gf' and anime.
>>52174747
I think that actually they could get stuff done. A lot of stupid shit, but done shit.
Step 1: Remove kebab
Step 2: Nuke Iran
Step 3: Build wall
Step 4: Impose Esperanto as world's official language
>national identity revolves around being smart Americans
it's actually DUDE WEED AND REFUGEES LMAO now
Canada mentioned :DD
>national identity revolves around some faggot that slept-in till noon during a battle
What sound do cows make in your country?
>>52174570
>>52174570
Muuuuuu
>>52174570
moo
muuh.
is vietnam east asia
>>51871609
Haha Koreans can't read Hanja anymore hahaha. Vietnam is in East Asian Culture Sphere. They even wrote with Chu Nom before they became French
>>51871507
>Mongolia left out again
Anyone got the screenshot of that thread?
Poland, why so xenophopbic? Don't you care about those poor refugees?
more like refugees don't care about poland
Slavs don't have souls obviously
>>52174546
>Gypsyland
>be Australian
>get disconnected
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>be australian
>housing bubble
>games are good $50 more expensive
>tramp stamp on flag
>everything is venomous, from dogs to sisters
>mommy has a belly pouch
>ping 400+ with data cap to slow down on that supersonic 1.5 Mb/s """"Internet""""
>have a Gaytime that is hard to have on your own
>celebrate National Sorry Day
>get cancer due to the lack of ozone layer
>get glassed
>get fucked by Wei Long
>get shot by Muhammad the Pinoy
>get stomped by emus
>get kicked by cassowaries
>get stung by platypus and live in horrible world of pain for months
>get bitten by spiders in your closet
>get bitten by rabid dingos
>step on a venomous sea urchin
>get stung by a 4mm jelly fish
>get curb stomped in kings cross
>get privilege checked in lelbourne
>get bit by rabid wombat
>get chlamydia from koala
>get fucked by kangaroo
>get rused by NBN Co. site
>get invaded by chinks
>be tasmanian, be inbred
>get bit by snake in shower
>get laughed at by two Polacks on /int/
>get nuked by fucking Brits of all people
>get mocked by New Zealanders
>get outside and fall into the pit because the world literally hasn't rendered yet
>lose all wars, even against allegedly lesser beings
>huff petrol, bubble and drink cow piss from a goon sack
>2 0 1 5
>0
>1
>5
>be Polish
>...
>LITERALLY BE POLISH
SUCH TURDS ARE UNIMAGINABLE
>be Australian
>buy games in local video game store because downloading it takes too long
>install it and join the game lobby
>ping 300
>get kicked
>>52174440
let's kiss, sheilah
Thoughts?
DESIGNATED
WALLET
RETURNERS
as expected nordics are the only people with a grasp of honesty
>>52174339
>dat Portugal
>mfw i realize australians shitopost at every hours
isn't this bad for their health?
>>52174005
If they were healthy in the first place they wouldn't be shitposting
>>52174005
You're literally OBSESSED with Australians
>>52174005
No they feed on other countries butthurt look it up
